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they both don't deserve the titles

if you are called by the appelation 'his excellency'. you OWE people in high esteem and not OWE them their entitlements and think excuses are tenable to attract cheap sympathy.

INTROVERT:
i can't live without data. il just die.

i bind every DATAnic demon in you IJN. your case is no longer ordinary.

denkyw:
my body starts itching...I get a
Heart attack
Cardiac arrhythmias
Strokes
Seizures
Permanent damage to the lungs
Perforation of the nasal cavities
Ulcers
Perforation of the stomach and intestines
Rhabdomyolysis
Decreased sexual function
Contracting bloodborne diseases such as Hepatitis C or HIV/
AIDS
Serious skin infections and abscesses and in some rare cases......


Death

Oh God!
cast out every DATAnic demon from this dude. Let him know that he needs you more than DATA because you are ever sufficient to provide DATA in abundance

INTROVERT:
i can't live without data. il just die.

u mean data is ur main prayer point whenever you dey church. you need healing! the DATAnic demon needs to be cast out from you.

there is a clear difference between the breast and the breast milk.

the report says the breast milk should be the exclusive preserve of the babies not the breast. if you buy a bottle of coke. you drink the liquid content only and return the bottle to the owner. in this case the liquid content is the breast milk for lactation while the 'Manchester' is the preserve of the owner.

lobatan.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Well, there are a lot of factors to put into consideration as regards this issue of reading to understand.

First of all one has to decide to want to read. You can't do anything well if you are forced to do that thing or you feel that thing is something you 'must' do, so you just have to do it.
It's the same way with reading. You first of all have to develop the desire to read. The desire to get the knowledge that the particular book or course you want to read is offering.
The truth is if you don't desire to read, you will never understand as you supposed to.

Another thing one should take into consideration is the environment you want to read in.
Some people like to read in quite environments, some like to read in noisy environments. Some like to read while listening to soft or loud music. Some like to read while munching a snack, or biscuit or sipping from their favorite drinks.
Some like to read with a friend and have chit chats in between the reading exercise.
As for me, I can only understand in a quite environment. One where I am alone and there is no noise.
I also like to walking around while I am memorizing(craming). It helps me grasp it faster.
I am someone who thinks on her feet, so when I am memorizing a passage of a book, I prefer to walk around.

I also like to jot down as I write. Before I read a course, I get a 60/80 leaves exercise book and I draw a thin like down the middle of each page.
So as I read each topic, I jot down some important points.
I have come to the realization that whenever I jot down anything while reading, I hardly forget.
In school, the lecturers normally gave us materials, both in soft and hard copy.
So when I am done jotting down those important points in this materials, the next time I read that subject or topic, I just go through what I have jotted down.

I also try to understand the ways lecturers set their questions. Some lecturers always follow a certain pattern when setting their exam and test questions.
Even in some courses, despite the lecturer handling that course, the method of setting the questions is always the same.
So if you know how these exam question are asked, you would know the pattern you would use in reading.
Some students just ignorantly read everything and they don't pay cognizance to some center key areas where the bulk of these questions are asked from.

Past questions are also important and surprisingly, they are always available.
When I get these past questions, I always use them as a guide as to how to read.
When I am done reading a course, I test myself with these past question to see if I have really covered the scheme and if I truly understand the course and to ascertain how ready I am for the exam.

Group reading is also essential. Is good to always have a group of friends you discuss a course with. It's not necessary you do it with them everyday but you pick a particular time maybe twice a week to read and discuss together.
One thing I have noticed is whatever I discuss any topic with my friends, I never forget it and I also understand it better.

Finally, one thing about this courses is that they are very volatile. So I always try to make sure at every point in time, I able to remember everything I have read.
The way I do this is that I get an exercise book, and from time to time, I try to replicate what I have read and memorized on the book. The more I do that, the more I tend not to forget what I read.

The time one reads is also important. In school, majority of students always read at night. In Uniben it's called Night class. One thing I noticed is that not everyone actually likes or knows how to read night but because their friends read at night, they decide to tag along.
I noticed that my brain is normally alert during the evenings and early in the morning.
So, I always read from 5- 7 in the morning and after classes in the evening all the way till 11-12pm.
Once it's 1am in the morning, my brain stops assimilating so at that time, I just go to my hostel and sleep.

I always read in classes or at the library. And it's not just any class. The way the class is lighted also affects the way I read and understand. I prefer classes that are well lighted.
I also like chewing gum when I read. It also helps me grasp faster, and I don't fall asleep easily.
And when I sit in the class, I always sit at the extreme of the chairs. If I sit in the middle, I just feel uncomfortable.

I also commit what I read into God's hand. He is the one that blessed me with the brain, so I always ask Him to help me understand better.[/color]

very insightful!
what did you graduate with

Editor1:
FAYOSE!!
The Oba-teru of Ikere
The Dikeoha of Mbaise!
The Chief Wailer of the Niger!
The terror of the Dullard!
The only Lion dat roars in the Kalahari!
The only cock dat crows in the Savannah!
The only man dat dances even wen his downfall is planned!


I just wish to be like u wen I grow Old
Enjoy urself o jare...afterall u have ur certificate!

you wan be like am?
OK, Begin talk nonsense.tell the world your Mum and Popsy wear pampers, drive danfo,Criticize the Military, then the senate before presidency, wish them all dead and publish in the national dailies
then face the Music and watch the Video stream on Youtube. then you would be given the award GCPR(GRAND COMMANDER OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC)

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all those languages by Mr Kolade. are you sure you are led by the spirit to SPEAK in TONGUES?

clear difference between fayose and Oshiomole.

Oshiomole: Co-ordinating minister of foreign affairs and unverifiable information

Fayose: Defense minister of PDP and tormentor in-chief of Buhari

God that lifted up a mere COMMISSIONER to VP, come do my own too.

madam you dey dull yourself o. this na correct business opportunity. sue CBN, the bank and Punch for N3bn. you then net off the outstanding and pocket the remainder.

ammyluv2002:
I love this lady

na tru I love u e dey tek start. u joking with 14years

MadCow1:
You are a compound fool and deserve no protection from the police either..

@madcow

can you differentiate compound fool from simple fool or yard fool/domestic fool

searching4love:
[size=13pt]THIS IS WHY GEJ SHOULD BE PROBED AND SENTENCED TO LIFE JAIL. HE WASTED OUR RESOURCES AND OUR OIL MONEY ON IRRELEVANCIES. CORRUPTION THRIVED UNDER HIS WATCH AND MASSIVE FRAUDS. IT AFFECTED THE COUNTRY SO MUCH THAT MANY STATES CANT PAY SALARIES. MANY PENSIONERS STARVED TO DEATH DUE TO GEJ'S WASTAGE. HE MUST BE PROBED. WE SOUTH WESTERNERS WILL NOT FORGIVE BUHARI IF HE LETS GEJ WALKS FREE AFTER LOOTING ALL THE PROCEEDS FROM OUR OIL SALES [/size]

Don't blame Jonathan for their ills. blame david mark and other senators and reps promising them gold and diamonds enriching themselves to the detriment of those who are to provide adequate security.

even the policemen living here would prefer a goat shed in VI to what is being displayed here.

this is a lesson to the electorates. your leaders must be held accountable. what has the benefit of producing the senate president for close to 8years serve these ones.

BADNEAT:
when the Police come to arrest you,dont resist,comply,don't try funny things and you won't be dragged on the floor...you all think the Police just got to the guy,pushed him down and started dragging him!??No...let's think beyond what we see...he must hv left him no choice...people tend to misbehave n b disrespectful when a lone policeman comes to enforce d law.

then you should be arrested and dragged on the floor in like manner. what happened to handcuffs? a suspect remains a suspect till proven guilty by a competent court of law. do you know that the policeman just soiled the police profession in the mud!. would you like your friend or family member be dragged on the floor even when defenseless? this is utmost babaric

baba ijebu should be arrested

this is lovely. for the records. he is the second southerner in buhari's cabinet.we in the APC are proud of him.

no wonder pomo scarce

what shalt it profit Nigerians if they lie that Femi Adeshina is the only southerner in PMB's cabinet?
OMOBORIOWO who is the official photographer is a southerner and by default member of his cabinet

I learnt diezani is sick, now the cso to Jonathan is sick, the question is why are they all falling sick when buhari never mentioned the names of looters.

What becomes the fate of others once the names are mentioned?

I bet you the car was bought from copart as accidented

FowlYansh:
[size=20pt]the burukutu sipping dullard kunu drunk durlardinho will not hold his cows on a leash.[/size]





[size=15pt]CLICK LIKE IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT BUHARI IS A DULLARD[/size].

GEJ we are Sorry.




Space for SELL.

truly you need a brain swap with a goat

get well soon madam. should you be required to answer to probe charges, never worry as GEJ and MAMA P would both fill in the gap to answer the probe.

Taylor86:
everyday

we have recaptured gwoza and dikwa

abeg how many gwoza and dikwa dey dis country sef

gwoza lga dey, gwoza lcda dey then we get gwoza community same goes for dikwa.

troops don recover the community, e remain d other two

Atlantian:
Buhari is NOT making progress. Progress will start when Nigeria is restructured. Tell the stupid man to restructure the country so states can compete with each other. It starts with Autonomy of States. State Police. Resources Control. Nationalized Medicare. Economic Blueprint. National Agenda. Employment Generation Plan and Economic Team in place.

All that the idi0t we call President does is, looking for how to repartriate funds. My question is, what plan has he got in place on how to utilize the funds ? To embezzle it and buy more expensive watches for his wives ?

Under GEJ, there was massive road construction projects, Air Port Maintenance services. Trains were revitalized. Privatation of energy sector. Universities were built, Almajiri schools while fighting Boko Haram. But what has Buhari done since he became President ? Nothing. The idi0t cant even speak fluently. He disgraces us all.

Its a fat shame.

you enumerated clearly Jonathan achievements. you expect buhari to achieve all that in 2months, commom!..governance is never like that. the rot in the system has to be cleared first. where is Jonathan in all of these? he has not said anything, he led us into this. Nigerians voted for change. sit back and watch how the change unfolds...

Atlantian:
You are equipped with 19th century ideas just like Buhari. Nigeria as a country is very poor. Very very poor compared to her population. Instead of making policy statement on the direction of the government what we have in the past months is a President who does more of photoshoot than sensible job. The idi0t has nothing to offer, we just want Ministers that can steer policy direction so we can know where to put our money. Buhari is silly and we know it.

you made a vital point that the country is very very poor. you also would recall him mentioning that the ministers in the previous administration looted the country. he needs every penny to make this a success . Let's wait and see how the usa with their pledged assistance to repatriate our funds would assist us in this regard. I knoe he may be slow, he is making progress steadily.

Atlantian:
You dont even need Ministers, just control everything by yourself, Mr. Democratic Dictator.

the success or otherwise of his government is his. if this is what would make nigeria working, so be it. we need every every penny to make this country great again. you might call him a democratic dictator, the country has been pushed to the wall. things can't be the same again. let's appraise him after some time.

in reminiscez voice

wa fe ku laleyi
wa fe ku laleyi
ma tesojue laleyi.

na d tin wey worry am b dat.

ohimai83:
Learn to read things properly before making comments. You have to be at the Uni physically at some point. Maybe go there to write your exam or some form of accessment. You cannot just stay in Nigeria and after 3 or 4 years you say you have degree from an American Uni for instance. That is their point.

this means you totally condemn the purpose for which the online degrees were established. little did you know that you don't need to be on campus to receive lectures at our open university. justdo registration and that is it. every other communication is done online.

so learn to comprehend things properly before responding.

UEDIBO:
watin concern u but now now am in mexico with the same result.

me llamo maestroz! son las diez y media la manana. mi trabajo a mi pais.
y tu?

guy bone!...I am proud I b naija uni graduate. don't let them sell u dia or mek dem tink say u b el chapo. I no b spanish graduate but I get the naija spirit breaking barriers.

UEDIBO:
what is your business with NOUN? you dey mad?

you must have graduated from open university. it's obvious in your character