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signz:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/183548-fuel-crisis-%e2%80%8b%e2%80%8bokonjo-iweala-accuses-oil-marketers-of-blackmail.html

the long grammar is not worth reading. The explanations by both parties not tenable to the masses. Democracy is meant to be enjoyed and not endured. Both parties should come to terms with the hardship on the masses otherwise the situation may just be...'there was once a country called nigeria'... let there be fuel and let the courts settle your impasse. Why make democracy look like nigeria has an apathy to it. In all of these Jonathan would be remembered for the sufferings the masses endured rather than the defeat he conceded to after some appeals!.

Aminat508:
http://www.punchng.com/news/fuel-crisis-cripples-nigeria/


Pix: • A crowd waiting to buy petrol at Oando filling station on Iju Road, Agege, Lagos... on Saturday. | credits: Stanley Ogidi

...so this is the TRANSFORMATION promised nigerians by jonathan's government. So fuel scarcity is a subset of transformation

lilprinze:
APC should Stop the noise, assume power and let's see the change they promised. Lamentations to cover future inadequacies will not help the APC. if they feel the enormity of the task ahead is beyond them they should shut the f**k up and step down.

now u f**k up and tell jonathan to address the nation.

Let him TREK to meet the new IGP as a way of showing his displeasure.

hamaworld:
And who is stopping him from committing suicide?

...his shadows!

searching4lovee:
I WONT BE SURPRISED IF FAYOSE IS BEHIND THESE KIDNAPPINGS JUST TO DRAW SYMPATHY FROM THE IGBOS WHO ARE HELL BENT ON SUPPORTING PDP BECAUSE OF THEIR FUTILE BIAFRAN DREAM AND TO DIVERT THE ATTENTION OF THE APC LAWMAKERS FROM HIS IMMINENT IMPEACHMENT. USELESS MAN

no wonder you are searching for love.
I use to think you had sense.

egift:
Am not that much a fan of OBJ, but I have come to discover that there are very few Nigerians who are more vindictive than Obasanjo. Whenever he promised to deal with you, he will make sure it is conclusive.

- He bluntly said Atiku will never become the President of Nigeria. Till date, Atiku's chances is lesser than when OBJ said it.

- Jonathan disappointed him by not sticking to the single term he brokered for him to 2011 election's. Today GEJ is packing his loads out of Aso Rock with any stubbornness.

- Obasanjo has not hidden his interest in Kashamu (the "Alhaji" of Chicago) to be returned to US or UK. Today his house is surrounded by NDLEA.

Add the list of politicians that has had face-to-face and let us know the outcome.

broz...you yan true o
eedris abdulkareem became a victim of obj'z pronouncement!

No wonder obj is called EBORA OWU

No light

no fuel

Govt has succeeded in doing factory reset to what it was before God pronounced let there be light

black market expensive and dangerous to buy

Transport fares now all time high

cars are scarce

buses are now off the roads
generators now idle
inverters don stop to work
sun no dey to supply solar panels
floods every where
trekking now the in thing

tell me why you no go join trekkers from home to work and fro in support of demoCRAZY next week?.

i love the trends happening so quickly in our generation

1. Opposition taking the majority after 16 years

2. Buhari becoming president at age 73

3. Oshiomole marrying Clara with a clear cut 31 yrs age gap

4. Dangote romancing ex-beauty queen....talk of money speaking!

this indeed is the ERA OF CHANGE....

with change, just the unthinkable can happen!!

sexyseun:
I was playing with a male friend this afternoon at the office and he was trying to "tap current" from me, i told him to leave me alone that i wanted to adjust my "bra", immediately i noticed he was so restless, i could see the way he's eyes kept staring at my breasts, later when he called from he's desk he told me he just get turned on by the word "bra", i was surprised because he isn't the first guy saying this.

Guys, does the word "bra" turn you on most especially when a lady who has sizeable boobs says it...Just curious

OP

leave story for another day. so what happened next?

Lastdon02:
GMB: c'mon Osibanjo, don't be afraid. Shake him. White men don't bite.
Osibanjo: Sir, are you sure? Alright sir.

GMB to blair: tony blair, meet Osibande my BEEPEE elect

GMB to osinbajo: Osinbade, meet tony, one time bature that ruled UK

Tony: You are Mr Hoeseebajor, the veepee elect to this abokii?

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liberty300:
What nonsense news is this? Sullivan Chime obeys traffic rules in enugu, obiano obeys traffic news in anambra...none of them made a fuss about the whole thing.

You guys are pathetic

i never knew you observed same way i did. afterall patience jonathan and GEJ obey traffic rules by causing gridlocks anytime they are in Lagos.

Na one chance bus you wan enter so o.
Wat if she forget day of wedding and she no show up...yawa go gaz ooo

wat if she mistakes ur sister for your ex....n fight starts n God help... u no dey house...yawa go gaz ooo

wat if she mistakes ur mama as a voodooist and intruder?...yawa go gaz ooo

wat if she forget say she get belle kom go dey struggle for danfo...yawa go gaz ooo

Wat if she mistakenly tinks ur female oga boss na rival kom go call am caution am...yawa go gaz ooo

wat if she attends an interview and an interviewer tells her to introduce herself and she kom forget the names of her schools or contents of her cv...yawa go gaz ooo

wat if she cooks n forgets to put off the cylinder or forgets the food in the oven and you begin cough for midnight and she tells you chai!...I left somtin on fire......yawa go gaz ooo

U mean e got all these by playing 2minutes each game?

dainformant:
Guess the new way of being famous now in Nigeria is to trek or jog (as in this case) from wherever you are to wherever you want to be (lol) -in solidarity for a popular public figure. . According to online reports, some Imo residents (pictured above) reportedly had to jog all the way from Owerri to Orlu in celebration of Rochas Okorocha's victory in the gubernatorial polls. The act also reportedly earned them a lunch date the the incumbent and governor-elect of Imo state, Rochas.

National Helm
http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/04/photos-meet-people-who-jogged-all-way.html

You kidding me? they jogged from orlu to O WERE!? WERE(mad peeps in yoruba) lawon eleyi o.

This is super story...

rokiatu:
You better be grateful you have a di...ck. do you know the Complications that come with having a VA. G.n.al? Having sex for the first time is very painful, when the di..ck too big it becomes pain for us, let's not go to giving birth sef shi...t is dang painful. When we are not wet during sex na whala for us.And yes every month it bleeds.


I am glad proud and happy to have one....... But be happy yours is a di. .ck.....you don't get to experience much pain.

n who told you d p***s no dey get pain? if it becomes turbocharged, do you know the amount of blood vessels that flows inside? have you for once analysed the impact load even as its weight act downwards, can you even quantify and imagine its bending moment and radius of curvature? not to talk of pain peeing that guys feel, bruises nko during the act? ask your boyfriend for more...

cooltone:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/181828-apc-planning-to-use-tribunals-to-steal-our-little-victories-pdp-cries-out.html

a case of pot calling kettle black.
now it is payback time they are crying foul. election tribunals are legal arms recognised to meddle into alleged irregularities with a view to finding lasting solution to it. don't they believe in the rule of law? why the cry that we are running a near one party state after 16 years of misrule,this is a learning point to APC that 4 years go surely waka, the manadate rests with the electorate.

Uteghe:
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/shekau-on-times-100-influential-persons-list/

Make the reporter go give am the award for sambisa

i no blame the legislator... when FG makes the seat less appealing, they would get set to do business rather those trash...

i feel ministry of Lagoon affairs should be created headed by Jimi Ogbanje to be deputised by an Ndigbo

Chartey:
http://mobile.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/artikel.php?ID=35434

but why always Ghana....Truly, Ghana must GO!

ItsAnderson:

Told her I wouldnt wanna have sex again until I Got
married (which will be, at most, three years from
now), and the next day she sent me a text message
ending the two year relationship. I'm now caught
between a cliff and a high wall. She never told me
why. I just hope it's not because of the sex issue.
Honestly, I feel used because she was my first and
only. I Am 24 and almost through with my bachelors
but I've never found sex that appealing. We've dated
for more than two years but had sex a total six times.
I now feel horrible. I am not very religious but I just
feel like sex before marriage is just wrong. But I dont
think I am willing to let her go either.

hear yourself na, after you have tasted the icing on the cake...?

channels tv dull me jor! a station that has won best TV station severally can't procure enough chairs for its staff? mek una see pix see how dem dey manage siddon!

post=32679902:
Pictures taken yesterday. Here...

see as the breast be like koboko wey dem dey use kill mosquito
mtchew!

labaran....abeg don't dull!...go and contest the outcome of the result afterall MAKU in yoruba means don't DIE!

LABARAN DON'T DIE!...You can't just give up like that!!.

lalasticlala:
Wow!!.

So Bola Tinubu is this romantic...

http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-290514337/delemomoduovation/photos/ig-961558249113635306_290514337

see the veins running through his cheek. The energy with which he kisses is the same energy with which he would never let go of lagos to the opposition.

jagaban kiss.

softapple:
Just want to know if there are any repercusion in what just happend, he went to church and took holy communion and immediately after church service, he had sex with a lady (church choir) that has a boyfriend at home.

I no it happened to you, but not to worry, their is no repercussion till we all watch am on 3D or HD screen on the day of rapture, then we will no the right punishment to mete out whether na to detain you, castrate you or giv u more virgins to service.