₦airaland Forum

phemmylink:
Really dont know what to do.. seriously in need of bar.. I design websites.. a friend of mine has a client who is a scammer.. the client want us to do a e-commerce website, I have billed the client.. I have even collected 50% of the payment. But is it illegal.. am I in danger.. have got alot of questions. .. what do u guys fink.. I need the money.. any legal advice here.. will appreciate pls

after collecting illegal monies you kom dey ask? Anyway your name speaks volume. Phemmylink would only provide nairalanders LINK to the police once the case is mentioned on airwave.

phemmylink:
Really dont know what to do.. seriously in need of bar.. I design websites.. a friend of mine has a client who is a scammer.. the client want us to do a e-commerce website, I have billed the client.. I have even collected 50% of the payment. But is it illegal.. am I in danger.. have got alot of questions. .. what do u guys fink.. I need the money.. any legal advice here.. will appreciate pls

just like asking if building prisons for corrupt persons illegal

Dudecollins:
Pls when did you apply and wat position did u apply for?

why cry after spilt milk? Na now u wan apply?

Tbillz:
I am not an orator but can i correct my interviewer if he/she commit grammatical blunder?

I think you can after all you are for every body and nobody

Just these pixs and you are praising him, wait till I post mine. You go no say mohammed na muslim

Ogbeni Arigbese!...go and ask ur parents why you were named rauf arigbese... they knew you will one day put ur state in dis mess.

I saw it coming, I only forgot to tell you

Chinaimporter:
[size=13pt]In my company, i employ only first class graduates...not because they are smart but they are fully dedicated to the job..we have thousands of people with second class and they are just your average indisiplined nigerians...it takes serious dedication to make a firt class and that is the kind of spirit i want in my company.....i also employ mostly irreligious people and atheist,agnostic,deists etc because they are rational thinkers, better behaved,and not cut out for the bullshit called faith.....they work for me and me alone and i dont have to share loyalty with an imaginary helper from the sky.....i have a strict no alcohol at work policy and i dnt tolorate people that do drugs except for marijuana lovers although not the heavy users[/size]

you must be lebanese

Techwriter:
[size=13pt]if you guys are good at keeping a secret then let me tell you one:
The reason Boko Haram activities seem to be on the rise under Buhari is deliberate and well planned. The idea is first to exonerate him from suspicion, then second is to add it to his achievement that he was the one that quelled the demons that Goodluck could not tame. So the bombings will continue for a while then he will speak to the leaders of Boko haram to release more almajiris to fight the soldier so it will appear there was a fight before the Nigerian military won under PMB. Why do you think the Vice President who happens to be a pastor is always locked out of such meetings? simple, He was used to deceive the undiscerning christian populace to vote APC.

Just watch the drama unfold, unfortunately many people will still not catch the trick even after this expo [/size]

all I read is just thrash meant for the dustbin.
seek knowledge where it may be found or better still get an anti virus

May God save our land and give repose to the dead

I for like 5 but I doubt if she can sustain the pressure due to intense load, failure due to elastic limit and force by my centre of gravity acting downward where g is 10m/s2.

ask bakare, was the giant with a broom, if he was he shouldn't look far he must have taken something that belongs to nobody.

Olypeppy:
I enjoy being around kids.I probably can't stop observing the way they pronounce words especially our names.Taking myself as a good example,kids around me pronounce my name being CHIDINMA AS TITINMAAAA OR TINMAAA.
Other examples:COMFORT as TOMPO,EMEKA as EMETA..You can add yours.

my baby would pronounce your 'name' as 'ole people'.

all i see in the pix is just an oversized suit worn by the borno state governor who posed as the ADC in the pix.

the guy be like person wey dey learn to siddon for the office. you know he is not used to it yet, with time he will adjust.

i expect to see some nairalanders trekking from Ilorin to Abuja to felicitate with Saraki on this.

Firefire:
safe trip sir!

oma ga o. This man has been deserted so far!...where are the usual security retinues (likes of reuben abati, reno, doyin okugbe, ADC et al).

See him smiling sheepishly.

RaDaZaBaNa:
Denrele came out different here..Hit or miss

He captioned it:


"A gray eye is a sly eye, And roguish is a brown one; Turn full upon me thy eye,-- Ah, how its wavelets drown one! A BLUE eye is a true eye; (Goddess of Medusa by @pelsinternational ) whilst Mysterious is a dark one, Which flashes like a spark-sun! A black eye is the best one! at The Avenue Suites Level 7 Bar Beach Victoria Island Lagos Nigeria"

https://instagram.com/p/3j7a5TqhZb/

now i understand the yoruba adage properly "were dun wo sugbon ko se bi lomo" meaning "everyone loves the sight of a mad person but no one prays to have a mad child".

Princephelar:
Patoranking released this picture and the caption via his instagram handle.


https://instagram.com/p/3itFz3SrgV/?taken-by=patorankingfire

dis guy no get shame o. na him mama mate him dey toast so

peeta4u:
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/ambode-to-lastma-vio-officials-stop-forcing-yourselves-into-motorists-vehicles/

can i have a copy of the MP3 or MP4 where he said it so i can play to any LASTMA violator that jumps into my car, so he/she can be sued for disruption of peace?

i need a copy fast fast...or else adonbilivit

chiefololade:
Doesn't make any sense.. What if their president had an accident and was amputated, will they tell him not to board a flight. Africans and backwardness.

na wetin boko haram don cause dis our nation b dat. dem fit dey tink say she get planz to bomb...

Bennyzino:
Hmm..
Am IT personnel if you need one

benz3n@yahoo.com

go and create your own jobs for unemployed youths

Ezenwammadu:
And the brainless one shall break many more

are you saying his name has suddenly changed from muhammadu buhari to muhammadu mumulari within 2days?

I feel buhari should probe that mama first. How could she have realised a million naira from selling soup and miyar?

Islie:
I only bite him in self defence —Wife



http://tribuneonlineng.com/content/she-slaps-me-anytime-we-fight-%E2%80%94husband

the writer quoted the marriage as barren yet I counted 4children.

Let's watch the choice of our grammar and tenses.this is the era of change and misuse in the likeness of PEJ won't be condoned.

lalasticlala:
http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathans-guards-forced-me-to-stand-in-the-rain-detained-punch-journalist/

this is what happens when TRANSFORMATION converts to CHANGE suddenly.

shakazuldadon:
Forget PMB... he is GMB to me..... If he continues acting democratically after one year il call him PMB.

...now I know why some brain sizes are just 1MB...

Jerrosky1986:
Fayose playing high service since 1950.i thought u said buhari has no certificate n he is old as ur mum wearing pampers?

by their fruits you shall know them. It is Fayose 'playing eye service' not 'high service'.

TANOIDS be warned. These errors won't be condoned in this era of change

Mbkite:
He was so shocked when he saw a positive pregnancy test result in the room of the lady he wants to marry. The result shows that the test was conducted 7months ago, after he started dating her. This simply implies she aborted the pregnancy and lied to him never to have had abortion. He is really confused and has lost trust in her, but he still loves her.
NOTE: He has not slept with her for even a day.
What should he do to format what he saw from his memory and continue with the lady? Is this likely to affect his attitude towards the lady in the nearest future?

Matured advice please....

which kain yawa be this na?...sing into her ear that things have changed that this is the era of buhari.

threaten to report her to efcc, icpc and buhari. She no go wan go prison.

wallahi she go change and tell you the truth

I only became convinced when I read that ifeduba was only a political analyst rather than a serving or ex military personnel that he is not well informed and only exposed his ineptitude as a political analyst. Why cry more than the bereaved when he (PMB)said clearly that his reason is to quell the unending killings in the north east.

If he (ifeduba)were alive when jesus spat on the floor only to use the resulting mixture to heal the blind, I only would have wondered what his position would have been.he would have criticised greatly the connection saliva had with healing the blind rather than focusing on the message the messenger has with a view to entrenching peace he chose to make comparisons where it never mattered.

ifeduba should criticise PMB only if his proposed plan fails to accomplish his set objectives. The man is even yet to settle into core business of governance.

PMB retorted to the amazement of all that he belongs to everybody and he belongs to nobody which has a deeper meaning and showed someone with a mind to work and not being vindictive.

Ifeduba should give better remarks and criricisms where it can be founded and support the era of change.

Let's rally round PMB in his task. Nigerian can become a role model to those countries he outlined in his submission afterall our democracy though nascent is now the talk of the continent and the world.

osemoses1234:
......I dey cum back

you wan release?

Dis one dey yet we dey shout fuel scarcity?.this bossom is just enough to feed the narion.
buhari take note.

FlirtyKaren:
more

i no say na tuface's pikins go plenty pass...like more than half of the children wey kom.