₦airaland Forum

chesterlee:
so Chad are the ones fighting for us....


chai!!!!
Daura President see your life!!!

you dey waste sentences o

Daura President can be abbreviated as Daullard...
you need learn to save space!

ralphcrown1:
http://businessdayonline.com/2015/06/chad-arrests-boko-haram-leader-in-ndjamena/#.VZK7kOtwZoM

headlines can be deceptive o. i thought they said Ndume has been arreseted

kingofdemons:
apc is such a bloody hypocritical party full of con men

why use them and dump later

what happened on standing your ground.

well I don't expect much from a party of terrorists with an illiterate terrorist Daura President gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping gorilla mumuhamado Buhari as a president.

Thunder scatter apc there

Buhari is a terrorist - Elrufai
Apc Is bokoharam
Tinubu is a bastard
Osibanjo is a vagabond
Elrufai is a midget
Obasanjo is a monkey
Lier Muhammed is charlatan
Amaechi is a thief
Oshiomole is a scallywag
Kwankwanso is a cow
Ambode is a clown
Aregbesola is a nincompoop
Fashola is a hooligan
Oyegun is vulture
Delemomodu is pig
Igbokwe is a goat
Oby is a concubine
Rochas is a crook

kingofdemons is evil

He should be careful before his aides get acces to am.

Na lie!...that tin in transparent leather looks like garri.

musiwax:
Here's the question,is it possible for NNPC to spend such amount of money without the express aproval of the minister? Secondly, is it possible forth minister to act without the approval of the President?

Your guess is as good as mine

omo I doff mt hat for NNPC.
Na dem sabi. Dem collect dia CHANGE before hand.the difference is simply the CHANGE we craved for.
After all, the CHANGE is for everybody and nobody.

fatdon2:
Those boobs Very suckable

you are the reason we need change. All dis indomie pikin wey wan dey suck dia aunty's breast needs to be taken to welfare and taught CHANGE by giving them cow breast milk

CharlesPhc:
By tomorrow June 29, President Buhari would have spent exactly 30days (May 29 - June 29) in Office as President and C-in-C of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. At the same time, he would have also spent 60days (March 29 - June 29) after INEC declared him elected in the March 28th 2015 General Election. Altogether he would have spent 90 days without anything meaningful to show for it....!!! Was this the so called 'Change' they promised Nigerians?

We are still watching in 4 dimension...!!!

charles...

you have not been following happenings. It has been 30days of motion without movement. It's normal to adjust whenever you are freshly employed to work

PDP declares 30 days prayer for buhari.

APC declares 30 days curse for Jonathan.

lalasticlala:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/hoodlums-beat-journalist-to-coma/

when a face is laminated instead of the certificate.
panel beating a tanned skin. Smugglers ended up turning a face to hides and skin.

This is sad!.

chingum:
The signature that stole all our money.

if dem dey talk, you no suppose join dem. You be indomie pikin and you no sabi who abacha be

Mskrisx:
It's normal dear.

it's not normal. God allowed it to appear ro remind us he would still not destroy the world despite USA's legalising of gay marriages, boko haram and other atrocities.

OP

kindly remove these pictures. I ended up masturbating after seeing the pictures.i am even tempted to download and laminate for keeps.

you are doing me more damage than information dissemination.

samueld0:
Hmmm that useless boy called Aregbesola (Aregbese, Arigbesesola Aregberascal) is playing on us osun state workers intelegent

truly you have not been paid salaries. Your english grammar says it all.

I feel sorry for the civil servants in osun state.
I hereby dedicate my tithe to the civil servants to allay their sufferings

gabazin080:
am always distracted in church. Especially when the service is taking too long to end and I have a game I want to go and play and it's going to start soon. sex is another thing, am always distracted when am expecting a babe especially when sex is sure. Even when its not yet time for the babe to come. Always thinking of how it's gonna be right from church.
Let's say am always distracted in church by many things I can't mention here.
help! How do I stay focused in church

guy u need a complete brain overhaul and change. Yoy sure need to format and get antivirus. Your brain needs 5GB RAM to assist you In thinking fast.

from sex you go begin think like a gay. You would need to get this done soonest.

Game of THRONES...you already saw season one where saraki became king

You watched with bated breath where saraki defied the rulers that be...

You aint see nothing yet as season 3 promises to be thrilling, provoking and full of vengeance

would the gladiators (apc et al) sheath their swords or would saraki give in to pressure, only time would tell!.

Grab your copy now at a store near you.

APC Shame...

The new Mantra of APC

APC Shame!

$1 presently exchanges for Le4,140 (sierra leone).
Buhari, ensure $1 is N1 before end of tenure.

naptu2:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/arts-entertainment/185408-breaking-iconic-nigerian-musician-danmaraya-jos-is-dead.html

op you mean he performed at PDP's fund raising dinner for GEJ?

He has truly been TRANSFORMED!.

May his soul rest in peace.

Aaaagh!

Lagosians can photoshop!!. Show me videos of the flood or adonbilivit.

watts75:
GEJ is out, the romancing of the Governors is the only way out

oritsejafor be lik why your teeth be lik bling bling

shikshark:
thats good news...i hope they cleanse all the rooms wella....baba shine ur eyes oooooo

tru talk!

Mek den komot all used and unused condoms.

agarawu23:
And you still call this man a dullard?
I wonder what the federal government will be doing with 9 jet. 12billion naira isn't a small cash! Gej never thought of reducing the jet, he was only raising idea on how to increase the jet.

now tell me WHO IS THE DULLARD

people mistakenly refer to him as a 'dullard' he is instead a 'daulad'... meaning:

A unique LAD from DAURA so abbreviated as daulad!

Thumbs up PMB!

Authorities concerned should help come to the rescue of motorists and passers by to remove the fallen electric pole and transformer that has been an eye sore and potrays Authorities concerned as insensitive.

The pole lies just by the intersection of oyenubi street/pako bus stop and oworo road.

it fell as a result of the rain and has been there for weeks.

christejames:
I like that title 'Pa' for the man from Daura, it really suits him... Btw, if He resigns commissioner sorry VP Osinbanjo also can't handle a complex nation like Naija. We are in doldrum already!

so you think if he resigns the commissioner cum vice president would rule? So you think bukola saraki's ascendancy to senate presidency's seat na fluke? Na den you go no who bukola saraki be. He would impeach the said commissioner, become president while ekweremadu assists!

Baba kari go!...fayose's prophecy would not come to pass!!

greggles:
If the Federal Government intends paying the poorest unemployed Nigerians N5,000 monthly, my personal estimate is that it will be budgetting for about 20 million Nigerians, amounting to about N100 billion naira monthly.

I completely disagree with this policy. It is my belief that paying N5,000 monthly to millions of unemployed persons would amount to a waste of government resources in the short and long term.

N5,000 monthly makes absolutely no sense to our economy of today. It cannot even sustain a Nigerian youth who is even under the roof of someone else, for a month based on today's cost of living.

My Suggestion:

Government should rather invest this money into the economy in a way that will create a job for a youth and pay him up to 30,000 to N50,000 monthly. How?

Let's do some analysis here:

N100 billion naira can fund up to 10,000 businesses monthly with about N10 million naira each, who will employ about 10 people each, thereby creating up to 100,000 or 150,000 jobs monthly. This makes it possible for most Nigerian graduates to focus on starting their personal businesses and creating Full Time and Part Time jobs, instead of endlessly looking for jobs themselves. This also ensures that beneficiaries of this project get to pay tax to government, thereby increasing government's internally generated revenue. How much would you tax someone who earns N5,000 monthly when you can invest in a business that pays that person up to N50,000 monthly and then tax them?

Security For The money

In order for graduates to benefit from the business empowerment project, government needs some form of security, and they already have it, Yes, the Bank Verification Number (BVN). This ensures that your identity is known and you don't run to another bank and deposit the money to enjoy a personal life rather than use it for what it was meant for.

Just like the Social Security Number is used to track everything you do in the US, our Government, with time and policy implemenation, would be able to use our National Identity Number to quickly create a central identification system where your identity is tied to your Bank accounts and everything you do including renting a house, getting a job, doing business, contesting public office, obtaining an international passport, enrolling in college etc. Usually when you want to do any of the above mentioned, a background check is conducted with your ID Number to check your financial history as well as any violation or criminal history because all these records are usually domiciled with security agencies.

What Are The Benefits of This Project?

1. With this business empowerment programme, government will be able to stimulate and grow the economy through the private sector, this means, more employment generation through private sector businesses than directly by government

2. Government will be able to fulfill its promise to Nigerians to create millions of jobs annually

3. Government would be able to greatly boost its internally Generated Revenue through taxes both from businesses and employed persons

4. More businesses in Nigeria will survive because when more people have purchasing power, businesses can thrive and more will spring up

5. Boost Technology and Agriculture. When more businesses in Agric and Technology are empowered, then other sectors in Nigeria will grow because e-commerce will become a vital part of our development while agriculture will feed the nation and encourage export

6. Resourceful Education. When this policy is started, our Higher Institutions would be able to adjust their curricula to include practical ways of turning your course into a resourceful business venture, including how to develop a good business plan for your intending business
Organizations like SMEDAN who offer entrepreneurship courses will also follow suite and might offer certification courses which may be used as a requirement for benefitting from this project.

This Money Should Not Be A Grant

Yes, The money should be a Repayable Non-Interest Ioan. Only serious people who believe they can succeed should be given this money. We have people who are born entrepreneurs, they are not suited for the 9 to 5pm schedules, all they need is education and application of business principles to succeed and create employment for others. We also have confident entrepreneurs who believe they will succeed even with an interest loan from a bank, but unfortunately they do not have collateral, they are the very ones at the top list of who deserve this funding.

This to me would discourage emphasis on Higher Education Certificate for job hunting, and encourage Resourceful Education which is good for our economic development

God Bless us all.

#TeamGreggles, Say Yeah!

Share Your Opinion. Thanks

since buhari is yet to release his ministerial list. i hereby nominate you as a SPECIAL ADVISER on UNEMPLOYMENT affairs.
I trust you would deliver on set targets.

kenbee:
is he now a peace ambassador or model?
I thought he once said "Dog and baboon will soak in blood" and that was the most violent election in Nigeria history. Now he is chairing peace talk meeting.

Truly its time we had a ministry of common sense!...

petux:
don jazzy no get eye wey dem dae push

liv the yeye don jazzy. He go begin think of marriage wen the pikin begin call am broz!