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EducationRe: We Need N108 Billion To Revive Mathematics – NMC DG by maestroz: 8:26am On Jul 24, 2015
wetin concern dangote, otedola and adenuga concern mathematics?

how does integration and differentiation make the naira equal to a dollar today?
EducationRe: NUC Bans Online Degrees, Abacha Varsity Certificates by maestroz: 8:18am On Jul 24, 2015
why then would NUC then accept open university certificate if online degrees are not allowed?
TravelRe: Photo: An Aerial View Of Kano In 1940 by maestroz: 8:14am On Jul 24, 2015
lurlah2014:
i wish i could go back there to stay , missing sabon garri, brigade etc and the loving people of kano
b mindful of several bomb attacks
TravelRe: Photo: An Aerial View Of Kano In 1940 by maestroz: 8:13am On Jul 24, 2015
the pictures show PMB is performing.
FamilyRe: Policemen Brutalise Eight-month Pregnant Woman: Delivers Baby Prematurely (Pic) by maestroz: 10:28pm On Jul 23, 2015
Taylor86:
Y won't they misbehave

a country governed by a tyrant
you must be a product of the botched TRAINsformation agenda of GEJ filled with deceits
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Presides Over NEC Meeting At The Villa Today (Photos) by maestroz: 3:08pm On Jul 23, 2015
meeting chaired by a mere commissioner with governors in attendance
FamilyRe: You Won't Have Problem With Your Mother In Law If You Follow These Steps by maestroz: 8:13pm On Jul 22, 2015
efonat:
[size=30pt]I don't have any financial obligations to my mother in law[/size].
somebody call 911. you go write statement. wetin you use your mother in law do.
EducationRe: No Nigerian University Made It To The Top 1000 Universities In The World by maestroz: 8:09pm On Jul 22, 2015
ooshinibos:
Am not surprised after 20 years of lack of funding , honestly Nigerian what do you expect ??
truly Ni ge ria

na everyday we dey gee riya.
EducationRe: No Nigerian University Made It To The Top 1000 Universities In The World by maestroz: 8:04pm On Jul 22, 2015
how would our universities be ranked amongst the tops when our leaders send their children and wards abroad to even learn A B C. it is so appaling that we all crave for the white man's land to the extent that our leaders no longer believe in this nation.

our graduates are now unemployable. even a graduate of portonovo polytechnic is now preferred to a graduate of UNILAG.

our leaders must make policies that would better our schools. this frequent strikes must be checked. nigeria should become an envy of people in ghana and other African countries before it can be ranked as expected.

the rich and affluent must be made to domesticate their wards and children.

all our political office holders must adhere to this and preach Nigeria before any other interest.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Army Chief Renames Operation In Maiduguri by maestroz: 1:00am On Jul 20, 2015
likila:
nothing.
but i tell you the truth:
major burantashi is a failure.
be prepared.
guy, go get a life. the man just start u don dey cal am failure. u are indirecting singing the praise of boko haram. let's support him in this new task. your prayers and not your curses is all he needs. buratashi lik u called him is a good pseudonym to wake him to his responsibility just as your dick wakes up to his responsibility on sighting an naked babe.
RomanceRe: What Do You Do If Your Girl Comes To A Date Along With 5 Of Her Friends? by maestroz: 12:54am On Jul 20, 2015
I go scream eyin omo wobe at the friends
EducationRe: Opinion: These 20 Courses Should Be Scraped From Our Universities by maestroz: 11:45am On Jul 19, 2015
In my candid opinion, our courses aint worth it any longer and all should be scrapped. How do we explain scenarios where we come on social media to celebrate our leaders children having gone abroad to study thus making our universities worthless and having no bearing. Our universities have now been reduced to a grammar and commoner school where the knowledge gotten is aint worth it. Some companies even prefer degrees from cotonou to an ABU, OAU and the likes.

Change must start with laws compelling our leaders to patronize our local schools and mandate their wards to do same.

Charity must start at home or else it is not worth it.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Turns Down Former Petroleum Minister Alison-madueke Offer To Refund $250m by maestroz: 11:12am On Jul 19, 2015
Olisa Metuh oya come forth!
Car TalkRe: Top 20 Used Cars To Avoid by maestroz: 9:51am On Jul 18, 2015
OP you no mention dos small buses popularly called korope. They are now in vogue in lagos. Those buses are too small faa and hardly would contain me.
PoliticsRe: PHOTO: See What Boko Haram Has Turned Nigeria To by maestroz: 9:44am On Jul 18, 2015
Dat police woman get sense so. She no no say her hands can trigger the bomb or even caress the poor youngie
Nairaland GeneralRe: More Photos Of That Magic Guy Who Sat On Nothing... (photos) by maestroz: 9:10am On Jul 18, 2015
hedonistic:
There has to be a scientific explanation for this.
No let science deceive u, why science neva capture shekau despite the promises of assistances from france,usa,uk and egypt
PoliticsRe: D-G SSS Not Aware Of Former Nsa's Siege by maestroz: 9:00am On Jul 18, 2015
Abeg. I need ogiri epa ijebu. Where I fit get am?
PoliticsRe: Doyin Okupe's Son, Bolu Graduates From The University Of Manchester (Photos) by maestroz: 10:16pm On Jul 17, 2015
I go go university of cotonou. Seems our leaders don forget say we get universities for naija.its time dey scrapped all our universities since no aje mayonnaise dey go there only aje butter.
EducationRe: Photos: See What Students Wrote In Their Test Scripts by maestroz: 9:09am On Jul 16, 2015
This is what you see when state governors failed to pay salaries. It causes brain lag making the students think upside down.
PoliticsRe: US: We’ll Compel Nigeria To Accept Same-sex Marriage by maestroz: 3:34pm On Jul 15, 2015
BUHARI go and discuss ways out of INSECURITY not SAME SEX BURANTASHI
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Kicks As Buhari Plans $2.1b Oil Cash Probe - The NATION by maestroz: 7:58am On Jul 15, 2015
Jesusloveyou:
u are a big fooool, so mr president should not do his work, or if a police arrest a well know criminal,u wil call it wizard hunting, my pple are foooolish because of tribalism
Thot ur name is jesus loves u. Why d curse?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Kicks As Buhari Plans $2.1b Oil Cash Probe - The NATION by maestroz: 7:54am On Jul 15, 2015
Iamoilprince:
dey should allow the man to rest na.
He is not dead na!.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Kicks As Buhari Plans $2.1b Oil Cash Probe - The NATION by maestroz: 7:51am On Jul 15, 2015
Cutehector:
Buhari is very crazy... Instead of him to concentrate on insecurity, he is thr tryn to witchhunt gej...

Infact, I am fed up wit Buhari...


Let him just do and get d fvck out frm office.... Dnt wana regret this buhari administration
Guy you don't need to rant on this platform, the lagoon is just nearby.
FamilyRe: See The Snake I Killed In Front Of My Place Yesterday by maestroz: 7:45am On Jul 15, 2015
austin4real:
I actually trampled on the head with my car, was scared when I came out to see this
Haba!...the poor snake is not as scary and wicked like the one that tricked eve in the bible
PoliticsRe: Patrick Obahiagbon Reacts To Buhari's Dismissal Of Service Chiefs by maestroz: 10:36pm On Jul 14, 2015
Obaiagbon is just one of nigeria's funniest comedians. While the likes of alibaba, basket mouth and bovi are stand up comedians, patrick simply smiles to d bank by murdering the english language using words not understood by an English grammar professor. He obfuscates his audience by making them get the latest dictionaries off the shelf with a view to learning just how to speak in tongues without a sane person knowing. You just end up speaking to yourself while making your audience lol at the jargons.

Nigeria sha, anything sells. Just discover your environment and find that thing that people like though may be repulsive to you as the moderator.

E.g

Denrele....madness on stage and odious dress sense

Charly boy...grand pa's repulsive excessive act

Cossy...displays huge sagged breasts and enjoys the act

Dapo girl...nigeria's transgender that holds you spell bound

Lindaikeji...nigeria's number one amebo

shekau...the terrorist that shekaz (does wicked things)

You...buy the info by parting with your hard earned money for the latest information on these.
CelebritiesRe: Photos:meet The Little Girl With Both Male And Female Sex Organs Active by maestroz: 9:32pm On Jul 14, 2015
emekachimek:
It doesn't really mean she has both sex organs. Medically, breast is not a sex organ. Both males and females have breasts: The difference is that breasts are rudimentary in men. In some males, it may develop and constitutes gynaecomastia. To say she has both sexes, you have to demonstrate the presence of both male and female internal and/or external sex organs
OP

Male dey get external organ while female dey get internal organ. Don't distort my biology abeg.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Shettima Insists On Amnesty As Church Escapes Bombing In Jos by maestroz: 12:33pm On Jul 13, 2015
What on earth is he doing as the governor, he should allow for a military administrator to take charge for at least 6months to rid the state of those miscreants. He can't call himself the chief security officer of the state in the wake of this insecurity. The rate of killings daily is not just alarming. It is no longer killing in arithmetic progression but geometric progression.
Car TalkRe: Help! My Mechanic Is Driving Me CRAZY by maestroz: 12:22pm On Jul 13, 2015
robedu:
I drive toyota avensis 2007.

And my mechanic is making life a living hell for me, when the car has issue, most times i cannot be repaired once, he will repair the first, bring it and the same thing will happen and he will do it again, sometimes it takes up to 3 to 4 times to get one issue resolved.

The one that happen now is so annoying, last week the car accelerator at some point will not move fast even if you press with all your power and finally it will stop. and then i will start it again.

My Mechanic came to pick it up, fix it and bring it for me on Sunday and on Monday the same thing happen.

Will i ever be able to get a good mechanic to help me out on a low budget. i am so tired, im even crying
Change mechanic same way Nigerians rejected GEJ at the polls
PoliticsRe: President Orders Police To Vacate Rivers Local Govts by maestroz: 7:46am On Jul 13, 2015
+2, -5

Buhari just earned 2 points forrespecting the rule of law but a minus 5 in securing the nation.he scores 2 points for every positives and -5 for every bombing and insecurity. BABA please brace up!. you can do it! you belong to the positive x-axis not the negative.

*escapes before TANoids and awon OMO WOBE takes over thread!
EducationRe: The Decay At Yaba College Of Technology (photos) by maestroz: 10:39pm On Jul 12, 2015
lalasticlala:
PHOTONEWS: The Decay At Yaba College Of Technology.


http://saharareporters.com/photos/photonews-decay-yaba-college-technology
OP is just the opposite of Omoboriowo who takes pixs of Buhari.

while OP takes disgusting pixs, Omoboriowo takes cute pixs

Keep it up bro!...I feel disgusting pics like this would exist in ASO rock.

you sure deserve an award.
FamilyRe: Photos: The Girl Who Got Married To A Portrait Finally Replied Linda Ikeji by maestroz: 2:54pm On Jul 10, 2015
kestolove95:
u riding his what, dix girl bad o
The girl must have hurriedly married cos of his d**k
PhonesRe: 3 Reasons Why Telegram Is Better Than Whatsapp! by maestroz:
modskiller:
Which one be telegram again?

Is it that new television program that looks like who wants to be a millionaire?
Telegram measures how much of TV soaps u watch within a period in grams. Like kilogram measures fishes in kilo

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