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Celebrities / Re: Anita Patrick Celebrates Birthday In Style (Photos) by Maga44567(m): 12:54pm On Sep 17, 2019
computergeek:
AlexReports how does your wife cope with this job of yours? Her hubby is constantly in the midst of red-eyes beauties who are willing to do anything to climb to the top. Even DJ Barbie is more your wife than your wife embarassed
. Lol na you talk am
Politics / Re: Buhari: Those Who Thought I Was Dead Begged Osinbajo To Make Them His VP by Maga44567(m): 7:25am On Dec 03, 2018
DRJECKYLL:
Ipob is not saying he is cloned. thry are saying this is an entirely new person than buhari. placed in to do the bidding of the Fulani cabal. in order to shame them all he has to do is put a blood sample from him and his only son or his daughters and have it compared by a reputable unbiased foreign medical laboratory. This will easily prove them wrong and single handidly win the 2019 election. it will also render Nnamdi Kanu useless. if he is however an imposter, nigeria will be considered a Zoo and credence will be given to the agenda of biafra zionists
God bless you.

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Religion / Re: If You.Are To Spend One Day With One Bible Character, Who Would It Be? by Maga44567(m): 4:44am On Nov 26, 2018
JESUS
Music/Radio / Re: When Will Nigerian Songs Stop Being About Sex, Money & Love? by Maga44567(m): 6:43pm On Nov 21, 2018
Illuminati only encouragesd those and more. Is just a pity that our celebs are being involved.
Politics / Re: EFCC Office On Fire, Commission’s Data Centre Worst Hit by Maga44567(m): 10:08am On Nov 20, 2018
dre11:







https://dailynigerian.com/updated-efcc-office-on-fire-commissions-data-centre-worst-hit/


lalasticlala, mynd44
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I heard that buhari told magu to account for the whole looted money he retrieved from looters and magu moved all the money straight to buhari and they sent the office on fire.
Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty And Yemi Alade Set To Release New Music by Maga44567(m): 9:54pm On Nov 18, 2018
Kastonkastroll:
when Illuminati has taken over what do you expect.
Duncan mighty seems to be the new hot cake in town. Once a forgotten musician and then all of a sudden this, every jack and Jill wants to roll with him in the studio. Well am not surprised, his 'fake love' with wizzy was a huge success and like they say; success has many friends while failure is an orphan.

And Yemi as for you, get a songwriter who will help you with good lines(not that nigerians care about good lyrics anyway), all the bum bum this bum bum that should halt abeg.
Politics / Re: Is This True About Buhari by Maga44567(m): 8:36pm On Nov 12, 2018
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Politics / Is This True About Buhari by Maga44567(m): 8:34pm On Nov 12, 2018
Excerpts from Nnamdi Kanu broadcast this Night...

Facts and figures about the Death of Buhari

1. On the 17/01/17 Buhari collapsed in Asorock

2. On 18/01/17 he was flown to UK.

3. He went through brain surgery and came out brain dead in coma.

4. He was left in Oxygen for a week and the Oxygen was switched off on 27/1/17

5. On 28/1/17 he was flown to Saudi Arabia and buried.

6. The wife was captured at the Airport and when she was asked where she was coming from, she said she travelled to Saudi for Lesser Hajj. She was returning to NIGERIA and not UK where her presumed Husband was.

7. Immediately 4 men were fetched from Sudan to be paid $250m to impersonate Buhari.

8. They got one and for nearly 4 months Doctors were working on him. Till they got something very close to his resemblance.

9. They couldn't fix the Ears.

10. They couldn't change his fingerprint and that is why he couldn't access his office in Asorock but they lied that Rodents took over his office. The Doors were Changed with the new man's fingerprints.

11. The Log of Aircraft and movements is there as evidence...."

12. Queen Elizabeth sent a condolence message to NIGERIA.

13. A minute silence was observed by Africa Leaders for Buhari during their conference.

Today, three Governors are threatening to speak if APC dares them.

Ask Okoroawusa what he intends to say that would make Nigerians burn down Asorock?

Ask Amosun of Ogun state, what he wants to say that will shake Nigeria if APC pushes him again?

Mazi Nnamdi Kanu

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Family / Re: I Am In A Dilemma. I Don't Want To Be A Baby Mama by Maga44567(m): 1:18pm On Sep 07, 2016
[quote author=CrazyQuinn post=49128888]Get rid ASAP if you know what is Good for your life angry[/qquot]
May God help you with such advice.
Politics / Re: Exercise Crocodile Smile In Rivers, Army Kills 5 Militants & Arrest 23 by Maga44567(m): 3:56am On Aug 28, 2016
Ibrahim1975:
Good job. keep it up. kill all the Animals there.
your family na animal
Romance / Re: She's Stingy, Should I Dump Her? by Maga44567(m): 6:58pm On Feb 18, 2016
HonPatrick:
Like what the Bleep is wrong with some ladies? angry


Okay, she's my official girlfriend and her birthday was yesterday, so I took her to a Boutique to get her some things she requested.
I told her I have just 30k to spend, cos I know she can buy things worth 80k if you're not careful. undecided
At the end of the whole *Bae, am I beautiful?*parade the sales attendant calculated the total sum to be #29,500.

When I checked my pocket, I found out that I had only 29k on me. I forgot we bought fuel on our way.
So, I told my girlfriend to borrow me 1k...and I promised to return later in the day, but she said "Babe, I swear to god, I don't have any money on me at the moment"
So, to safe the embarrassment, I went to the ATM to get more money. We paid and left.

To cut the story short. When we got home, she went to ease herself in the rest room, while I was in the living room.
Then her phone began to ring so, I opened her bag to get the phone, but I was shocked by what I saw.
I saw 1thousand naira notes inside her bag. Na so I vex comot all the money put am for my pocket. Later, she come dey ask if I took any money from her bag and I replied "I thought you don't have any money on you"

I returned the money though, but I've been angry since yesterday.


If you were in my shoes, will you continue with this kind of relationship or not?





Go and thank your God for giving you the opportunity in revelation the rest is in your next line of action.

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Religion / Re: When A Lady Dresses Like This To Church by Maga44567(m): 2:42am On Feb 15, 2016
nikkiking:
winkWhat wrong with her dresses.

Thunder ⚡ fire you with that your question
Car Talk / Re: Modernised Hummer Jeep Spotted In Enugu by Maga44567(m): 8:41am On Feb 13, 2016
chelseaboi:
Converted hummer jeep was spotted yesterday in my street in 042 city..


This is a very old model.

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Romance / Re: What Should I Do? Forget About Her Or Continue The Struggle by Maga44567(m): 11:45pm On Feb 10, 2016
Cutehector:
Hahhahahahaha even fuel attendant dey do shakara for u.

Bros, u need to see an ifa priest!

LOL
Romance / Re: Embarrassment Of The Highest Order In My Life by Maga44567(m): 11:39pm On Feb 10, 2016
Phamoxy:
This happened last week Saturday, my pressing iron got fault and I have to iron cloth for church d following day which is Sunday.. There is this female neighbour of mine that I once borrowed USB cord from her and since then we started becoming close, so I thought I shud go to her and borrow iron to press my cloth...On getting dere I knock the door but the person opened the door at the second knock, lo n behold I met her friend there and i also saw her boyfriend inside and dat was the first time I will see dat her friend since I got there though I know she has a roommate... So I told her sorry I thought its your friend and she said what is it, I told her my iron was faulty and she shud please borrow me there own, she said which type of iron( frowning face), I said pressing Iron..she just look me one kind and shot the door. I felt so embarrassed and felt as if the ground shud swallow me.I have never been so embarrassed like that before in my life.My fellow nairalanders why are some girls like this in this century. This girl in question is a mature girl oo and not a teenager, I heard she work with infinix and that her boyfriend has a car.



See let me warn you never you come Here to write rubbish again proud fool.
Fashion / Re: How I Easily Got Pink Lips (photos) by Maga44567(m): 8:59pm On Feb 10, 2016
ShakurM:
Dude! Seriously? How much your lips dey make per day? sad


Ask the fool again
Politics / Re: Toyin Saraki Spotted With 50cent - Pictured by Maga44567(m): 2:50pm On Feb 09, 2016
gigabyte13:
Like husband like wife. The other day saraki brought Jay-Z and Mourinho to kwara state for what na?


And you want me to take the Sarakis leadership serious?



IYALAYA GBOGBO YIN WAILERS, CCT TI TAKE OVER.



Jay-Z is his class mate
Romance / Re: Man Tried To Expose A Bride-to-be On Twitter And Got This Response by Maga44567(m): 11:33am On Feb 05, 2016
Blackberrybabes:
some peopel can do Amebo For Africa sha@!!!!!!!


http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/02/lady-tried-to-expose-bride-to-be-on.html









LOL gals of now a days infidelity
Celebrities / Re: Wale And Reekado Banks At Lagos Beach (Photos) by Maga44567(m): 4:09am On Feb 05, 2016
Politicalidiot:
cool. Is Reekedo Banks tying a rope around his neck there? Does he want to commit sucide? Pls, someone should advise us. Headies beef is not worth dying over. grin grin grin









That's a gold chain

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