₦airaland Forum

Parisian:
Dustin like your mother right?

Corporate2020:
I never knew there are Southern Almajaris. Here is one. They are all born by the roadside by destitute parents

GROUNDCHALEBOY:
before i used to think that i need love and a serious relationship,but time goes on i realize that relationship comes with side benefits. so i decided to toast 10 girls within two weeks i have bleep 5 within a week..redpillers dont take sh..t from any bannies, nigeria girls need more money than love,so no waste ur time dey do love when others the bleep ur girl..simps love no dey nigeria,the only love you need is a family love.

Wayne1994:
Alright dis is personal but I think it best I share it with my nairaland family. Pls no insult cos if I truly understand I won't stress u guys with my worries.
Nw, my wife is having an issue. She is finding it hard to get pregnant and I think it infection cos whenever we are having sex some whitish, creamy and stuffs usually comes out from her body and it pushes sperm back too.
So pls who knows anything about dis and hw it can cured, I love her and I don't want to make it an issue so am looking for solutions on our to flush or treat dat stuff from her system.
Thanks for ur contributions I really appreciate

muhyeenisce:
Hummm igbos use your head now and don’t ket your hate against someone who doesn’t even know you exist consume you, JAGABAN is not the cause of your misfortune, stop hating him instead pray and wished you have someone like him in your region

Trialblazer07:
There is this babe that I dated in school before, we parted cux of no sex but over the years I have found myself begging her for a relationship again.

I have blocked, tried as much as possible to forget about her before you know tomorrow I will start talking about relationship with her again.

Just recently late hour in the night she asked me of my village and place, I told her and asked her why asking, she said nothing.

I don't know what to do as I want to forget her totally since from the look of things it won't work

odinson1:
Don't be stupid my guy, Redpill didn't tell you not to marry or not to have anything to do with women. Women here are twisting the narrative,making simps like you think we hate women.
Don't just do Stupid things for women who don't give a damn about you, that's the whole point here

odinson1:
No wonder you are one of the biggest simp on Nairaland
Dem don give you toto water drink

SalisuJasper:
i had a terrible dream concerning my mum and i am very scared to hell, i truly love my mum but ever since i was a kid me and her have never agreed before.
i hate her with passion and up till now its still affect me because we dnt have a proper communication between a mother and her son.

She has actually tried and gave me some of the things i need and i have been able to fend for myself too.

I am currently serving far away from home and just this month i still send her money.

the dream i had yesterday actually portray how we use to quarrel in real life and in the dream i held her very strong frustrated and asked her 3 times if shes a witch. immediately her face changed to that of a beast and she responded with loud voice " yes i am a witch ", i was scared in the dream and i immediately droped her.

I woke up and i have been thinking about this dream, i am scared right now and its still ringing in my heads.

on a more serious note, i will never believe any pastor or prophet that will tell me my mother is a witch. because even despite the quarrels, i still love her till death and i will always do.

What could this be passing to me please

Greatdand007:
Togo and Senegal are worse have lived there

Fcmb2022:

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Guys I was in one day, when my chemistry teacher came inside the class and she wrote on the board:


CHEMISTRY.

Atomic number\Chemicals.
1:Hydrogen H
2:Helium He
3:lithium Li
and then she turned to us and said does Dis look familiar? our class prefect said yes cos he use to be the intelligent one.
so my was then like since its familiar, name two u know, he stood up and oxygen and fluorine.
so she did to other student untill she got to a girl sitting right beside me and asked her to nam hers. instead of her to name she rose up and asked a shocking question dat came as a blow to the teacher.


"teacher pls something has bothering me since you wrote Dis topic on the board.
pls what is the atomic number for "Idiot boys"


una see Dis question my teacher Neva answer am reach now even all the wey me son read E no dey am.

Abeg wetin be the answer to Dis question?

Clonelord:
Everything between my gf and I is back in shape and the future is looking really bright.

With our marriage in view I decided to move out of my room self contain to a room and parlour apartment.

I saw a very nice apartment and I told her about it. So i took her to the apartment for her to see and give her approval.

When she saw the apartment she was full of joy and she asked me to pay almost immediately.

I called the landlord and the payment was made.

We were about to step out of the compound when someone came in through the gate and LO it was my immediate ex whom I dated last before my gf (3 yrs ago). And my gf knows she is my ex

We asked her what she was doing there and she said she just moved in. As a matter of fact see is the only neighbor I have in the compound.

Since this discovery my girl has not been happy and she is always paranoid.

The rent I paid is nonrefundable and I have moved in.

My gf is not comfortable with when ever I am home and she is not there with me.

Pls my people how do I let her know and understand that I have nothing to do with this ex of mine and that I not even thinking of cheating on her with anyone..

HiFive:
I have a problem. I don't know if its really a problem but this often happens to me. I see I girl I like, I walk to her, tell her how I feel about her, we exchange contact and later do all the follow ups and stuffs but eventually looses my interest for her for no good reason at all. Just like that puff, every thing gone to the wind.

Then fast forward few weeks later and she calls complaining how I have abandoned her how I don't care about her no more... And this kinda makes me feel sorry for them and also makes me ponder that maybe I'm not cut out for relationship shenanigans. But I'm cool tho.

...and another same episode begins.

Alanno:
A girl whom i love so much and she loves me too told she won't call or chat me for the mean while because each time she does that she develops feelings for me. I respect her decision but do you think she is taking the right step ? And should I keep calling or chatting her even though she wants to take a break ?