Moferere:



Umahi is no longer going for President?

You can imagine some Illiterate Peoples of Biafra hyped him on this platform. They even claimed that he has Buhari's blessings.


All na wash.

NeckingNgulping:
I have been dating my girlfriend for about 5 Months now. She's actually beautiful and hardworking. Our courtship is going quite well, and she seems like the right one, however, we're still getting to know each other better.

She had always wanted me to come to her family house where she lives with her parents. Sometimes, when i call her to come over, she'd rather prefer i come to her place. The pressure she put on me about coming there was so much that i finally succumbed, though I felt like it wasn't the right time for that.

On the day i visited her at her place, i met her parents. To cut the long story short, while talking with her father, he said i looked like a nice guy, and also said that if my motive in her daughter's life is to use and dump her, he's going to make me regret it..

ThatsONYI:



Good day everyone,

So yo, lotta people keeping telling me this but I just remembered this one. He told me, I'm wasting my "beauty", I don't even care for myself (that was true actually, when I was in that nwaboi apprenticeship hell)...

All the people who told me this, said I'm fxcking broke and I look this "fine" - imagine what happens "when you're rich?". I don't know if they are exaggerating this...

One said I should go for modelling or maybe I should get a better phone and begin tik tok since I use an itel phone. I been thinking of that but poor camera is fxcking me up because I know til too gon help my music career.

So, please what does it mean when a man is "wasting his Beauty"?

(I will putting my pic but I know how nairaland is)

HiFive:
What does it mean when a girl tells you "I appreciate the way you feel for me, but let's not spoil our friendship."

Fearlez:
Most guys are often manipulated to feel guilty whenever their relationships come to an end.

Their ego steps in telling them they aren't man enough or caring enough or responsible enough. So they embark on another relationship on the premise of deceit and defeatist mindset.



The Truth is most guys have been falling in love with a girl who doesn't even respect them. If she's not your virgin she probably isn't yours. For if she left her first boyfriend over mundane things, she will dump you quickly too. A girl with high body count brings nothing to the table of the relationship except manipulation and pressure. They are hard to impress and satisfy as they have been used as sexual and emotional guinea pigs in a manner and circumstances of life by different shades of men. And you are nothing more than their retirement plan.



5 Signs To Look Out For In Girls.

1. A girl who doesn't see sex as anything. She could give sex to her gate man just to let her out for a night out to go clubbing.

2. A girl who has been crossed over and over. They are often the ones in Nairaland criticising men ceaselessly. These ones have been broken like Messi and Ronaldo and you the Iheanacho can't impress them no matter how hard you try. Their Kpomo has seen it all.

3. The Social Media addicts. These ones have a complete different perception of reality. They can never be loyal. To them real life should be like Hollywood movies.

4. This seems old fashioned but she must have the REAL fear of God. These rare ones with authentic fear of God will not cheat on you even when your relationship is at the very ebb.

5. The Ones Who Still Keeps Contact And Idle Chats with her exes. Old firewood, they say, are easily ignitable.

A girl who is so disposed is disrespectful and not wise. And they usually fall into the trap of unplanned sex and they can give their ex information ignorantly about you that can jeopardize your security. These types also are the ones often responsible for paternity fraud.

hearttoheart001:
I have been away for some months now. I and my fiancee always do video calls every day. So we keep each other company.
Yesterday, my girl insist I should order a intimacy gadget for her or she will get it herself. I stand my ground and told her this will amount to cheating. She says that she should use a intimacy gadget than another man sleeping with her
Folks, should I allow her to get the toy? How will it affect our relationship? Am I not competing with sex machines like this?
No bashing, I need informative advice.
I feel like I am been intimidated in my territory.

Whoa:
Good day my elders on nairaland, I need help!
I'm a guy in my early twenties, I have never been in a relationship. I don't know, but I feel like my heart is too rigid for love.
Although, I talk with girls but the feeling is always the same. I didn't grow up in a peaceful home. So I don't know if it's a factor that contributed to it.
Do I need to see a therapist? Can I outgrow it?
I'm already tired of myself!
I'd really appreciate all your impacting advice.
Pls don't mind my errors, it's my first time writing here.

Badboibipo:
Aside hookups, where in Nigeria can one find a good descent girl? Is it the church where most of them sleep with the choir master? Is it in the bank where they fvck their way to the top? Is it POS attendants that are low key hookup girls? Is it online where every single girl is a hook up girl? Is it in universities, again bunch of hookup girls. Please I’m serious, for men out there looking for a serious relationship..where can they find real girls and not gold diggers in Nigeria?

GooodHardDick:
We all know women have the ability to emotionally manipulate (simp) men. Of course, this is why a girl of 20 years old can make a man of 45 years old behave like a 5 years old boy. Sex is the most powerful tool women have against men.

Women knows they are the sexual gate keepers, and they know some men can sacrifices their kidneys (or even their life) for sex. That's why they take full advantages of it to emotionally manipulate men to get what they want.

Everybody always tell women to be cautious when it comes giving men sex but nobody told men to be cautious when it comes to the amount of ATTENTION they give women.

SEX is the most powerful weapon a woman have against a man

ATTENTION is the most powerful weapon a man have against a woman.

Men are not taking advantage of the power (of attention) they have. Women needs men attention. That's why they spend long time making up and painting their face before stepping out of their house
Attention is important to women ( and perhaps they love male attention more than sex itself). A man can manipulate a woman’s desire through adjustments to the amount or intensity of attention he gives to or withholds from her.

That's why a woman will chase a man that pay/give less attention to her.

Gabaleve:
To me, na cruise I dey catch, I meet girls and when they act difficult, it spurs me to keep going till I finally break them.. There's always no physical intimacy.
I won't lie my girl has complained about it but I keep telling her it's all cruise, nothing more, that's why I don't hide it, yesterday she saw one girl she's told me to stop talking to on my msg log, I had agreed then, but somehow we started talking again until she found out.
Trying to forcefully drag the phone while she was snooping at my chats, we dragged till messages got deleted, now she's packed out and refused to talk to me.. Girl wey be say na just chat join us, I never touch her and I honestly don't intend to..
Well she say I must provide the messages before we can discuss settlement, fact is I don't have them.. Please elders how can I get regain access to deleted whatsapp messages? I no fit sleep since yesterday. �

ChizzyBuna:
Yesterday has not been easy for me.
I was sacked because my boss gave me my salary and i collected it with my left hand.

He just looked at me strangely and said that i should leave his office and started insulting me.
Then it dawn on me its because i took the money with my left hand.[/s]



Is it a crime to use your left hand??

obiekunie01:
this thread is for those wey sabi.

Whn i see some SIMPle guys kneel down to propose to some girls i go jusr dey laugh for my mind.
if only he knows wetin that girl don use her pussy see, he will regret ever kneeling for the olosho.

Datboredberri:
You do realise that many men have sex with dogs, goats, even chickens... Cause they are Hot or for money...

Beastiality isn't a gender thing... And It's stupid you think it is... Either you're extremely dumb or a hypocrite...

Secondly, many Nigerian men would pluck out their own mother's eyes just so they can get rich quick...

Being a prostitute is better than being a skull miner, which most of you are...

Both genders, men deserve to burn in hell...

So stop with the bullsh**

Collegelove:
You called it a fairly tale because women do not feel attraction towards you. Your best bet is to go to brothel and pay for sex and that's why you do not think that some men had actually slept with two sisters.

Collegelove:
Please do not insult me. I am not a wussy like you do.

Collegelove:
I was outside alone one evening and I saw this pretty damsel passing by, who greeted me very passionately but I didn't respond.

Solofresh2:
There is course mate of mine.We were close friends in school.So there is this day she followed me to my home (because I don't live in the hostel,I rented an apartment outside), I was so hungry so she decided to cook for me.After we finished eating, one thing led to the other and we had sex. This girl is in her early twenties just like me.
Since that day, she never lets me rest.We have been having sex and she told me she has a boyfriend.She comes to my house and we always end up having sex all the time. I have told her enough is enough but she keeps coming.I use protection though
I blamed myself for letting her know my place
How can I discard this girl totally because as long as she comes,I will keep fvcking her

Prettygirl200:
That's true, my younger sister is taller than me but am beautiful than her. Most of the times between junior and seniors, the juniors are always the tallest or biggest weder twins, sisters or brothers. It's just nature. But in terms of approchment am being approached more.

LoveEtRomance12:
My name is Timi.
Me and my family live in a small bungalow, while my mum’s tenant live in their bungalow @ the back of our house.
Dey packed in wen i was in school as i came back i saw one lady, she greeted me while i reply and she told me she has heard alot about me, while she was sayin all this, she already know my name self,i had to ask of hers…which she told me her name is Helen.I was just starrin at her big brezzs and thinkin{as in dey talk make i just hold d brezz start to dey s–k am like my gal own}after she talk all her talk,i just said ok, we will know each other better soon.As she was walkin behind our house i started looking at d acube{yansh}twistin from right to left……2 cut d story short..am always stayin outside every evening to see her go to her house just to see dat brezz and d acube……

On a faithful friday all my family went to Vigil while i said am staying at home due to my sickness dat started early in the morning of dat friday when i woke up.
My mum’s tenant husband has travel while her kid went to holiday,when they left around 6pm coz my church is very far and helen do come around 8pm coz she is a banker.
I was watching my tv in our parlour when i heard d bell around 10:20pm,Guess wat..it was helen…
Me:Welcome back from office madam
Helen:laughs…dont call me madam..is mummy around?
Me:No,they all went to vigil,why ask?
Helen:I forgot my key in my drawer locker in office and there is no key to enter into my apartment….Let me call mum to ask if i can pass the night here.
Me:Laughs,why would you,is it mum dat is at home ni?….come on in{i opened d door for her to enter in,then i locked it behind}.
Helen:But dont you think i should call mummy?
Me:She wont talk na,am nt a baby and will you even tell her you pass d night here{wetin dey do dis babe na}
Me:The problem now is dat everyone has lock their room door because of their secret stuff sha…so you would sleep in my room while i sleep in d sittin room
Helen:No problem,we can sleep in your room together..
Me:hmmmm,parlour will be okay{pretendin as if i did nt want it}
Helen:Or are you thinkin of another thing?
Me:No o,just thinkin it is not…..well if you insist…
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