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Health / Re: From E.Coli To Staphylococcus Aureus by MAGG0T(m): 3:45pm On Oct 03, 2022

Can I have your mail?
Or whatsapp number..please I have a medical enquiry

Not here anymore, you can search me up on twitter ...
Romance / A Case Of Kidnapping by MAGG0T(m): 4:15pm On Jun 14, 2022
A lady was kidnapped 2 hours ago, luckily she had her phone and tweeted that, she said she was adopted by gunmen....4 Yaruba and 2 fulanis

Politics / Re: -- by MAGG0T(m): 12:06pm On Jun 06, 2022

No need talking to someone who call himself a Maggot. Get sense

When your brain was made with condemned hydraulic, how would you reason well
Politics / Re: -- by MAGG0T(m): 12:02pm On Jun 06, 2022

Probably he's on his way to Ondo for another condolence visit which he knows how to do best...

The way politicians cars throttle, you'd think the have spare life somewhere, I pray he's okay


Politics / Re: Owo Church Attack: Tinubu Visits Scene (Video) by MAGG0T(m): 11:59am On Jun 06, 2022

Baba eye service .....how on earth people that calls themselves human still support this punk is beyond me, because of 30k stipend

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Politics / Re: I Will Always Hate This Country Says Man Who Lost His Parents In Ondo Massacre by MAGG0T(m): 7:52am On Jun 06, 2022

Sometimes I wonder where Nairaland gets their news from...

You'd go on tweeter to see the main news and come here to see a different one thereby giving some urchins false hope

Odikwa risky

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Food / Re: How To Make Okro Stew by MAGG0T(m): 9:07pm On Jun 05, 2022

Wtf is a crab doing in that soup



Crime / Re: Police react as gunmen attack Ondo Catholic church, kill scores by MAGG0T(m): 4:13pm On Jun 05, 2022

this is a planned terrorist attack with guns..

An explosion and there was no sight of rubbles?

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Politics / Re: Russia-Ukraine Crisis Fuelling Surge In Food Prices – Buhari by MAGG0T(m): 4:12pm On Jun 05, 2022

Is this man stupid? Obviously


Romance / Ladies Is This True?? by MAGG0T(m): 3:16pm On Jun 05, 2022
Sense or No sense?...A woman posted this so she knows better

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Will Win Atiku Landslide, Analysis Of 2023 by MAGG0T(m): 7:41am On Jun 05, 2022

let him win the primaries first...

If you think North would relinquish power to the south come 2023 you're obviously an Imbêcile...

Tinubu who spoke Yoruba to downgrade Buhari the north worship as God ..to win Atiku a fulani?

You Fools will learn politics the hard way
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Northern APC Governors Back Southern Presidential Candidate by MAGG0T(m): 10:34pm On Jun 04, 2022

Since Atiku is the flag bearer of the PDP...Buhari cares less if APC will go into extinction or not..

You think he cares about a lose dog who's always barking like Tinubu
Family / Re: Seeking Sincere Advise by MAGG0T(m): 12:06pm On Jun 04, 2022
stay here and be looking for opinion...

You're already an endangered specie...

your head go soon enter....

Mumu man


Romance / Re: How Do I Build My Esteem?? by MAGG0T(m): 7:07am On Jun 03, 2022
Hit the gym and regain your confidence back
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Get Angry Easily? by MAGG0T(m): 7:01am On Jun 03, 2022

I want to ask the reason why we men get so angry easily and in the process they can spoil a lot of things without looking back.

When men are angry they don't listen to anyone and they become so frustrated.

I need your opinion and experience on these [s]

Go and rest kid!
Politics / Re: Tinubu: Gov Dapo Abiodun Wouldn't Have Been Governor Without Me by MAGG0T(m): 6:24am On Jun 03, 2022

This brown toothed Orc is crying foul lately...

The country is shambles because of the punk he made foolish people vote for in 2015..

And he wants them to return the favour ..not that he have Nigerians at heart..

Stupid man

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Family / Re: Should I Force Them To Sell The Property by MAGG0T(m): 7:21am On Jun 01, 2022
[s]author=Ferrytech post=113360044] bro it not stealing (am just going to mine coin out it over night (where were you when they took us as slave ) and besides they are not complaining[/s]

A stupid boy glorifying fraud
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Is Bola Tinubu The Only Antidote To Defeating Atiku? by MAGG0T(m): 3:10pm On May 30, 2022

Tinubu has no political value what so ever...

Let him defeat Amaechi or Lawan first in the primaries

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Romance / Re: What Can I Do ? Help Out by MAGG0T(m): 8:40am On May 30, 2022
This kind of post makes me enter into a farm, cover my self with soil and pretend like I'm a potato
Food / Re: Help!! My Yoruba Wife Does This by MAGG0T(m): 10:59pm On May 29, 2022

I eat my meat first before finishing my food... that's just applicable when it comes to soup...the more reason I want enough obstacle in the soup...stock fish and co..

When it comes to rice. I use boiled egg to support the equation, because If I have only meat or fish in the food, I'd eat it before finishing my meal...


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Romance / Re: Guys, Dump Your Woman Immediately If You Notice Any Of These Signs In Her Withou by MAGG0T(m): 6:18pm On May 29, 2022

Tales of a drunk Mofo

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Family / Re: by MAGG0T(m): 5:13pm On May 29, 2022
As early as 16, I've left home to fend for myself, the other time I said it here, many people said I'm narrating Nollywood stories. I felt like God created me to be independent, I don't like depending on anyone, before I left home at 16, she sweared that I'd never be successful and that I should never refer to her as mum again and I risked it and fast forward to 2020, I became a CEO.....This business is still striving and developing healthily as the day goes by....

Now my mum wants me to stop business just to keep her company in a neighbouring city, she said the rent I pay in this city is too much (300k annually) and that in her city (Countryside) here in Nigeria that it's cheaper but because I told her that I have registered my business with CAC and that I cannot leave where my business is growing and start up a new place, here she is again telling me that I'd fail in life that if I cannot leave there, I'd not be able to pay the 300k rent in the next year.

Actually I don't know why my mum will try to manipulate me by force to stay with her even at 25 years old, like are we supposed to be together forever? What if I was married at 20-24? I don't know if I should start hating my mum, people can easily judge you while ignoring your parents flaws.


another fake story..

My account is just getting banned for no reason these days, what I do mods!
Romance / Re: A Rich Woman Asked Me To Get Her Pregnant by MAGG0T(m): 6:27pm On May 21, 2022
When A Rich Woman Asked Me To Get Her Pregnant.

In year 2012, I went to a very big shopping mart where they sell all manner of foreign and good made stuff. After about 9 mins, I was done.

As I came out from the mart and walk towards the roadside, a black car drove forward and packed in front of me. I lower my head a bit, there was this elegant beautiful lady inside the car. She heavily smiled at me and opt for me multipe times to come in. It was as if she wanted to give me a ride. It was strange but I did.

She was very casual and tries to make me feel more relaxed with her inside the car. She told me she saw me at the mart when I was talking with one of the sales person el, and she deeply likes my kind of person.

She then asked for my name and age. I told her I was 27 and she told me her own age, she was 38 years.

She then asked me, if I was married?

No, I replied.

Why, she asked me?

I replied, it is complicated.

She told me she was married for 10 years, but now divorced. So she was tired with issues and left the marriage.

She told me she doesn't spend much time in the country and she came to fix some personal issues.

She said she admires my person and saw my calm demeanor. She said I am a fine guy who will surely pass my genes to my offspring.

She told me she will reward me if I can get her pregnant. She was very direct as she asked me point blank to give her my seed.

She need a baby in her life, and not just a baby, but from someone specific to her taste.

She wanted me to give her just one of my seed.

What I mean is that, she wanted me to impregnate her, and that she will reward me with 2 million naira if I give her what she want.

She told me she and I will do medical test just to asure us we are both free from radicals (STD). After the medical test, I will spend time with her twice a week in a ★★★★★ hotel, and she will give me 50k each week for straight two months. (400k) then if success, 2 million as promised.

I was not enticed by her financial offers, but many things began to race through my mind. For the first time in my life I was totally a confused person and don't even know what to think anymore.

Many confusing thought flooded my soul

I told her I will think about it, and put her words into consideration. She then asked me to give her my cell contact which I did. She dialed it to be sure I have her contact as well.

She took her hand bag and gave me 15K in appreciation for my time given and for our conversation. I thank her and came out from the car.

When she drove off, I placed my one hands in my waist, looking strait towards her direction. See me see wahala, I blurted.

I have had various temptations of life, but never have I had one that is such as this one.

In my confusion, I then asked myself. How will I even handle this?

To be continue..

Absolute dogshite
Romance / Re: Diarrhoea After Giving A Girl Head by MAGG0T(m): 1:36pm On May 21, 2022

I had sore throat, but didn't give up...

Because sorrow only last for a night

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Romance / Re: ..... by MAGG0T(m): 12:23am On May 21, 2022
I think I've had a thing for white men since but I'm just starting to accept it and it's getting stronger coz I keep seeing girls literally living my dream everywhere on tiktok
When I was 14 I had this guy that I liked and he liked me back but he was far away in England and I was in Nigeria , he was cute , had bright blue eyes and brown hair with a beard , we talked for months , video call , chat , voice call , emails , out of the blue he just dissappeared

I've noticed that it's hard for me to have a nice conversation with a Nigerian guy and not have to lower my standards a bit so I don't seem to stiff , the conversations are boring and mostly talk about sex , then some of them think it's a bad thing to be romantic to your woman, it's just what I've observed , I can't speak for everybody

The only thing that scares me about interracial relationships is family , I don't know how they will react if I bring home a white man and their family might also feel the same way
One day I was telling my parents that I don't like nigerian men they're wicked and I want to marry oyibo , if you see the God forbid that both of them shouted grin , laslas na wetin dey my mind I go still do
The idea of having beautiful mixed children is another thing that has been lingering in my head
Then the idea of my children having two nationalities , in case of anything is another big motivation
The third is the fact that they love to explore more, people keep spreading the rumours of white men can't satisfy you but everywhere black women are running to them , from what I've seen they are more flexible and fun


you go soon enter church go follow your fellow comrades sing and pray for husband...keep living in a world of fantasy

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Romance / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Believed As A Kid? by MAGG0T(m): 8:47pm On May 20, 2022

That women de born from anus instead of toto


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