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Romance / Re: Who Can Guess Where I Took This Picture? (pics) by MAGG0T(m): 6:52pm On Apr 28, 2022
cheesy


Omoh Na Dubai be this ooo...

Congrats bro'

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Romance / Re: 8 Ways To Become A Better Husband To Your Wife by MAGG0T(m): 3:50pm On Apr 28, 2022
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Fezboy:
1. Be someone on whom your spouse can rely. If you say you'll do something, do it. However, you should divide household responsibilities and be dependable in keeping your end of the bargain.

2. Befriend your spouse. Make as much time and space as possible for fun together!

3. Be compassionate and patient when your spouse requires additional assistance and you end up picking up the slack. In a marriage, there are times when spouses must carry each other.

Read more>>https://africamediang.com/8-ways-to-become-a-better-husband-to-your-wife/
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Tale by a 2 seconds man
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: No Crack In Northern Elders' Leadership – Baba-ahmed by MAGG0T(m): 11:09am On Apr 28, 2022
angry


I'll commit suicide if APC doesn't choose Tinubu as the presidential flag bearer

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Health / Re: Woman Gave Birth Along Ozumba Mbadiwe This Morning by MAGG0T(m): 11:04am On Apr 28, 2022
cheesy
Romance / Re: Is It Just Me? 21st Century Guys Should Grow Up by MAGG0T(m): 10:55am On Apr 28, 2022
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lexy20I4:

Guy that lady is very right,I've seen some mumu guys asking a lady you just met silly questions.
Learn from the post,that's not how to start a conversation.
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Only low life bitches should be chatted with such lines, career and intelligent women, you don't need to force the conversation, it flows freely......

You go try to create conversation with an average Nigerian girl, her only response would be Ok, lol,yeah,nothing..... Thereby making the environment more boring

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Romance / Re: Is It Just Me? 21st Century Guys Should Grow Up by MAGG0T(m): 10:47am On Apr 28, 2022
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Uniquetani1:
Is it just me?
Most guys haven't grown up. They don't know how to make or start conversation with a lady.

You guys should be creative.
For instance, a guy chatting with a lady for the first time and asking if she has eaten.

Have you eaten?
Hope you have eaten?
What did you eat?

If I haven't eaten, what will you do about it? Will you order me food?
What did I eat? Are you asking because you are hungry?

Another thing
Asking what did you do for a living?
I don't understand, are you broke? Do you need money? Are you looking for a sugar mummy?

Lastly, send me your full pic
For what?

It's an advice tho

It's an advice
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Celebrities / Re: “Number One, Undisputed” Yul Edochie Hails His First Wife (photo) by MAGG0T(m): 10:26am On Apr 28, 2022
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BSdetective:
The punk's foolish father can give political advice to tinubu but can't advice his useless son on keeping his family.
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See person wey never see chop today de insult someone else

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Family / Re: My Dad Is Is Luring Me Into The Age Grade Cult! by MAGG0T(m): 10:07am On Apr 28, 2022
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A foolish child who probably live in slum somewhere in the city, trying to claim ajebor and disregard his tradition

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Romance / Re: Rate My Profile Picture by MAGG0T(m): 9:48am On Apr 28, 2022
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FUNTOoluwa:
RATE MY PROFILE PICTURE
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A gay in disguise
Romance / Re: Her boyfriend revealed to her, he like her elder sister by MAGG0T(m): 7:11am On Apr 28, 2022
Rubyjade:
Congratulations Mbappe Super striker


How about if you find a better job and stop doing runs, this I have seen.
Family / Re: Lady Irritated As Hotel Invites Lodgers For Morning Prayers by MAGG0T(m): 6:37am On Apr 28, 2022
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Globetech:
Lady irritated as hotel invites lodgers for morning prayers

A lady on social media shared how she got an invite for morning prayers at a hotel in Port Harcourt.
According to @Miz_Behavior on Twitter, she was at the hotel to rest, but was surprised when she was told to come downstairs for prayers.

The video she shared, showed men and women singing and clapping loudly.
Her tweet read: "I lodged at a hotel in ph.
"This morning, I got a knock on my door that I should come for prayers.
"I think say na joke, I didnt reply, next thing is a loud clap and songs from downstairs.
"It's still 7:30a.m. and na rest I come rest here oo. What's all this one now."
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if she had been unfortunate, the prayer would have been her saving grace from Afonja skull miners who are on rampage
Romance / Re: Her boyfriend revealed to her, he like her elder sister by MAGG0T(m): 6:27am On Apr 28, 2022
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Threesha:
Good morning

My friend was dating a girl, he later found out that the young lady was in college, he later moved on and found another girl, unfortunately the girl his currently dating is the elder sister of the girl in college.

Gentlemen, have you been in such situation?

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I derive joy in smashing 2 friends,(1:the girl I claim to love, 2: her friend) next level is to smash 2 sisters, then level up to smashing mother and child, before I go go marry

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NYSC / Re: Corper Stephanie Terungwa Missing In Abuja (Photo) by MAGG0T(m): 9:48pm On Apr 27, 2022
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DropsMic:
See pretty girl.


RIP
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Fool
Romance / Re: Bride Shows Off Gifts Her Husband Gave To Her At Her Traditional Wedding (Pix) by MAGG0T(m): 10:49am On Apr 27, 2022
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Redpillers over to you fools..

brothel no de tire una?

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Politics / Re: 2023 Election: Special Tawaf To Hold In Saudi Arabia For Tinubu by MAGG0T(m): 8:06am On Apr 27, 2022
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Nigerialabalaba:

na so una dey do for iboland but no be so for SW. Dat na why despite Amosun,as a sitting governor, not supporting Dapo, Dapo still won. Na d same format u dey see so.
You tink say Yayi, Amosun, Kaka,Osoba, Gbenga Daniel, Ishola etc get 5 delegates abi? E go do u like film trick wen ur eyes go clear.
All hin appointees wey don resign based on d electoral act go revert back to dem political bloc controlled by dis people wey u say get 5 delegates. If u wan learn real politics, leave dat ur Iboland and come SW , u go learn am. olodo
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Politics of betrayals?, You're truly a foolish kid

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Romance / Re: I Like Him, But I Don’t Know How To Tell Him I Do by MAGG0T(m): 6:57am On Apr 27, 2022
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kingPhidel:


Low IQ if that’s all your brain can think of
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words of a fool
Romance / Re: I Like Him, But I Don’t Know How To Tell Him I Do by MAGG0T(m): 11:13am On Apr 26, 2022
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ExploreFeelings:
How do you tell a guy you like him?

It’s just Often hard for women to walk up to a guy they like and tell him how they feel.
If you don’t make the first move you might miss the chance of starting something beautiful with him.
So, how do you tell a guy you like that you like him?

-Walking up to him to tell him how you feel isn’t just a bad idea. But you might need to make sure he does like you even it is a little bit.

-Flirt with him. If you can’t use your words then you can use your body language. Smile a lot, touch him slightly, lean closer to him and make eye contact.

-Spoil him by surprising him with gifts and complimenting him always. You can even decide to cook something nice for him just to show him you like him.

-Ask him if he is single he may get the subtle hint that you are asking if he is available.

- Be close to him, get to know what he likes and take interest in it. You have to be available if you want him to notice that you like him.

-Show that you are jealous when he talks about other girls, he will definitely know that you like him.

-Be yourself, don’t pretend to be someone else just to impress him.

Well, how do you tell a guy you like him? Tell us your own way.

Read more here https://www.xplorefeelings.com/how-to-tell-him-i-like-him-9-sure-
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So what really can you offer to the guy if not your Staphylococcus infested T0t0

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Politics / Re: Amaechi: I'll Improve Security And Be A President For All by MAGG0T(m): 11:08am On Apr 26, 2022
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Pakute:
Not ibo "nor ikwerre where I come from". I hope some shameless attache-by-force people would read the handwriting on the wall and stop deceiving themselves that he is ibo.
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An afonja disguising himself, ...we know your tricks, you children of fallen skull miner

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Politics / Re: Amaechi: I'll Improve Security And Be A President For All by MAGG0T(m): 11:06am On Apr 26, 2022
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VoteTinubu2023:
Ameachi is a performer and I believe he will of course hold a strategic position in Tinubu's cabinet when Tinubu becomes Nigeria's President.

For now, all hands are working on how Tinubu becomes APC flag bearer and eventually win the contest.





By the way : Remember to Vote Tinubu 2023.

God bless Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
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keep living in fools paradise

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Romance / Re: Pls Career At Stake , Its Between Life And Death by MAGG0T(m): 11:10pm On Apr 25, 2022
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Plshelpmybrothe:

ur moniker is what is in ur head
if i say u and sense are two anti parallel line that can never meet now it would look like an abuse
anyways lasu is not part of aasu strike
u can use ur mother life to bet if ur ignorant ass still wanna be du*b
pls heck google b4 commenting next time
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Calling your dad illiterate just to attract sympathy from people really showed how foolish of a child you are, you should be thrown into a hot lava

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Romance / Re: Pls Career At Stake , Its Between Life And Death by MAGG0T(m): 10:56pm On Apr 25, 2022
Plshelpmybrothe:
pls brothers and sisters here i greet yall
im 22 yrs old male
i know its not my fault im broke or poor
im in lasu , our exam is next week
i managed to pay 75k of my sch fee then i been struggling
to cut story short im oweing 75k for second term payment and portal is closing in 2 hours time 11;59 pm
pls anybody can help me
no mum , dad is an illiterate
pls my career depends on it
plsesssss
plsssss

At the bolded, which one is second term, guy you too mumu, who give you this kyn format

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Romance / Re: Pls Career At Stake , Its Between Life And Death by MAGG0T(m): 10:53pm On Apr 25, 2022
Plshelpmybrothe:

okay i no fit blame u boss
na because we def diff condition dey make u dey yarn
ur group of humans think everything is scam
okay Peace boss

How come you still de go lecture on top ASUU strike Oga...you wan run your fellow men local
Romance / Re: Pls Career At Stake , Its Between Life And Death by MAGG0T(m): 10:46pm On Apr 25, 2022
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Plshelpmybrothe:

pls lets be serious
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Dem swear for you with begging?, Your topics here are all centered On that, Lasu wey follow ASUU dey on strike, how come you still de go lectures

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Romance / Re: Pls Career At Stake , Its Between Life And Death by MAGG0T(m): 10:37pm On Apr 25, 2022
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Plshelpmybrothe:
pls brothers and sisters here i greet yall
im 22 yrs old male
i know its not my fault im broke or poor
im in lasu , our exam is next week
i managed to pay 75k of my sch fee then i been struggling
to cut story short im oweing 75k for second term payment and portal is closing in 2 hours time 11;59 pm
pls anybody can help me
no mum , dad is an illiterate
pls my career depends on it
plsesssss
plsssss
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Let the portal close, then you can get our help
Romance / Re: Help Me Please. by MAGG0T(m): 10:14pm On Apr 25, 2022
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Finnbaloroficia:
Last month when I relocated to Lagos here. I meet my online girl, we connected and had a lot of sex for good 5 days. As she was going she warned me about cheating on her. Now let the tell you the sex was awesome, I was equal to the task.

So fast forward to 4 months ago she told me she was traveling outside the country. Since the time she traveling anytime I'm with a girl my dick will be hard but once am about to insert my dick it will go soft. This thing has happened in 4 different occasions with 3 different girls.

I have tried my best, I met with one Yoruba woman in my street she charged 5k but all to no avail.

The more reason I'm confused is that 5 days after having sex with my girlfriend I want met another girl and this started happening.


This thing is getting me depressed cry cry


Please I need advice, or has anyone experienced such before. embarassed cry
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Romance / Re: Urgent Advice Please Nairalanders by MAGG0T(m): 6:55pm On Apr 25, 2022
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Igoni1stson:
A man came from Canada 2018 November and got married to me both court and traditional. Left back to Canada after 2 days of our marriage. For four years i have been waiting for him. Only for him to marry another woman over there in Canada on the 22nd of this April. We have not divorced. We had no issue only that he stopped taking care of me since August 2021.
Please I need advice on what to do legally
Thanks
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you married a gay partner secretly? I have seen enough in nairaland
Romance / Re: ... by MAGG0T(m): 6:51pm On Apr 25, 2022
cheesy

Fool has been dating him self since this while...

Now you can join the foolish redpill gang, they'll accept you Asap..

Since you aren't wise from birth
Romance / Re: A Friend Of Mine Chase Me Out Of His House by MAGG0T(m): 1:04pm On Apr 25, 2022
pillager:

^^^
Tell me you are dumb without telling me you're dumb

When it comes to being dumb I'm an apprentice to your father
Romance / Re: I’m I Destroying My Relationships by MAGG0T(m): 11:50am On Apr 25, 2022
smiley


then stay away from relationship before you die of over thinking....always try to socialise being an introvert the world is already leaving you behind..

Never think of joining any Redpill gang,..

Those guys are broke and hungry and they may influence you with their useless lifestyle
Romance / Re: A Friend Of Mine Chase Me Out Of His House by MAGG0T(m): 11:27am On Apr 25, 2022
HOLYNICEGUY:
yes i feed myself he is not my father when he was in need and hungry I helped him


Then you shouldn't call a fool your friend

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Romance / Re: A Friend Of Mine Chase Me Out Of His House by MAGG0T(m): 10:52am On Apr 25, 2022
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You plan to stay in his house for 3 months, did you tell him of how long you'd stay before going there? do you make any contribution at all since you're staying there both food and paying for some bills?


Watch how some foolish Redpillers would invade this thread with their Usual SIMP jargon to bash your friend
.

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Romance / Re: How Can I Stop Being An Introvert by MAGG0T(m): 9:47am On Apr 25, 2022
cheesy


A kid gave you KO, you ran here to rant and cry your heart out.

Shame on you!

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