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What is the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's C0ck!

What's so good about an Ethiopian b0w job?
You just KNOW she'll swallow.

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13.

A little girl walks in on here father pissing ad screams, "Daddy what's that?!"
The father decides to be honest and says it's his pen1s. His daughter asks, "Daddy when will I get a pen1s?"
To which he replies "As soon as Mommy goes to work."

Can't blame me. it's not like I wrote the koran ... it's jus rules we and including you too have to follow

New PDP!

idupaul: Na wa oo .. Nigerian Citizens have sworn to give this nation a bad image at all cost .. Most men steal while the women are prostitutes ..shame

Saudi officials had enuff of their crap last year and deported over 300 women.

A friend of mine confided in me that there are alot of Nigerian women in Saudi who ended up in concubinage from illicit relations which resulted in getting pregnant.

Also, the pioneer Dubai business women (mostly from a particular region) were actually hoes who just go from shop to shops proposing sex to the arab shop keepers. arab men are sex starved and a woman coming into their shop telling him he can have sex with her behind the counter for just 20 dollars was a "good day" thing

Nigerian women go over there and engage in prostitution.

How you think alhajas get to come back with all that gold teeth?

Few years ago when I was young and naive I jerked off too hard, got a bit itchy and scratched my d1ck causing a wound. I then went to the beach and wore tight sweaty swimming trunks.

Needless to say I got a big a$$ infection causing scar tissue to form all over the lower side (the part in contact with the balls, since this is the sweatiest most isolated germ paradise) of my d1ck.

I Recently got a zit here. However, since it's scarring tissue, the puss/fat/wtv it is had orifice to exit through. The pimple grew to roughly 1/4 inch or 1cm wide and say 4 mm high, looking like a red blob, with a soft inside. I decided to solve this sh1t by getting a needle and puncturing it, and lots of puss came out. The tiny puss vent hole healed way too fast though, and the pimple keeps building new puss. Whenever I pierce it I can feel a layer beneath the skin that is full of puss and dead bio-matter. How to I get this thing to heal up and remain empty?

Thanks in advance.

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anonimi: The fact that others are doing something silly does not mean you should join them as the oga.

So why haven't you complained before?
This is either the height of cowardice (if you are a Christian) or hypocrisy (if you are a muslim)

Why did you have to wait until a Christian President decided to go to Jerusalem for pilgrimage?

In my opinion, GEJ needs all the spiritual help he can get!
If by going to the place of Christ birth can achieve peace let it be so.

But wait ohh...

My original post did not have a quoted sub-post

Mods why una dey like interfere with peeps posts?

misterh: Inasmuch as i don't like engaging in religious arguments, i can't stand misinformation being spread. Give me proofs of your assertion. Islam does not discriminate against people based on skin colour. Give me evidence that the prophet bought and kept slaves. Don't let us derail this thread, abeg.

tintingz: Can you show me where Prophet Mohammed sold and kept blacks as slaves... You must be high on something

One of the followers of the prophet(sa) was a black man "Bilal" prophet Mohammed bought him from his master and gave him his freedom.

Next time give prove of what you are posting before you post rubbish.

Far more Africans were swallowed up in the fourteen hundred years of Islamic slave trading than in the three centuries of European practice. An estimated 17 to 20 million Africans were exported from their native land to the Muslim world, but this isn't the whole story. With a transport survival rate of less than 1 in 3, Dr. John Alembellah Azumah estimates that perhaps 50 to 80 million more died in route.

Here is a quote from an observer in Zanzibar that sheds light on the harsh conditions of Islamic slavery:

"As they filed past, we noticed many chained together by the neck... The women, who were as numerous as the men, carried babies on their backs in addition to a tusk of ivory or other burden on their heads... It is difficult to adequately describe the filthy state of their bodies; in many instances not only scarred by [the whip], but feet and shoulders were a mass of open sores... half-starved ill-treated creatures who, weary and friendless must have longed for death."

The text (quoted from Dr. Azumah's The Legacy of Arab-Islam in Africa) goes on to describe the fate of those who became too ill or too weak to continue the journey - as related by a Muslim "herdsman":

"Spear them at once! For, if we did not, others would pretend they are ill in order to avoid carrying their loads. No! We never leave them alive on the road; they all know this custom."

When asked who carries the ivory when a mother gets too tired to carry both her baby and the ivory, the herdsman replied, "She does! We cannot leave valuable ivory on the road. We spear the child and make her burden lighter."

After Muhammad's companions overthrew the Christians in Egypt shortly after his death, they began demanding slaves from the Nubians to the south. For over 600 years, the black African kingdom was forced to send a tribute of slaves to Cairo on a regular basis.

According to the Quran itself, blackness is a product of being too close to where the sun sets and rises (Muhammad thought that the earth flat and the Africans lived along the edge). Islamic scholar Ibn Qutaybah described black people as "ugly and misshapen because they live in a hot country where the heat overcooks them in the womb and curls their hair."

Again quoting from The Legacy of Arab-Islam in Africa, Dr. Azumah provides several examples of Islam's early attitude toward blackness:

The hadith in which an Ethiopian woman laments her racial inferiority to Muhammad, who consoles her by saying, "In Paradise, the whiteness of the Ethiopian will be seen over the stretch of a thousand years."


The Muslim Arab and Persian literature which depicts blacks as "stupid, untruthful, vicious, sexually unbridled, ugly and distorted, excessively merry and easily affected by music and drink."


Nasir al-Din Tusi, the famous Muslim scholar said of blacks: "The ape is more capable of being trained than the Negro."


Ibn Khaldun, an early Muslim thinker, writes that blacks are "only humans who are closer to dumb animals than to rational beings." He also insisted that "the only people who accept slavery are the Negroes, owing to their low degree of humanity and proximity to the animal stage." (In truth, over 500,000 Africans in Basra overthrew their Arab-Islamic masters in the largest slave uprising in history in what is known as the Zanj Rebellion).


Classical Islamic law allows a light-skinned Muslim man to marry a black woman, but a black Muslim man is restricted from marrying a light-skinned woman. As the literature of the time put it, "only a LovePeddler prefers blacks; the good woman will welcome death rather than being touched by a black man."


Another hadith quotes Muhammad: "Do not bring black into your pedigree."

The famous Muslim historian, al-Mas'udi describes the African slaves as, "Kinky hair, thin eyebrows, broad noses, thick lips, sharp teeth, malodorous skin, dark pupils, clefty hands and feet, elongated joysticks and excessive merriment." He goes on to add that the "the dark complexion person (al-aswad) is overwhelmed by merriment due to the imperfection (fasad) of his brain; therefore, his intellect is weak." (Akbar Muhammad, Slaves and Slavery in Muslim Africa, vol. I, p 68)

In fact, the original Arabic word for slave, "Abd," evolved into the the colloquial word for a black person after the establishment of Islam.

Muhammad owned and sold black slaves. In fact, the pulpit of his mosque, from which he preached Islam, was built by slave labor on his order.

The Qur'an encourages sex with slaves in several places, which explains the 2-1 ratio of female to male slaves taken from Africa by Muhammad's descendants. The Muslims were more interested in the sexual servitude of black women than the Europeans, who exported Africans for labor.

As one might have guessed, the life of slaves in Muslim countries was quick and painful. There is a reason why one doesn't find too many native blacks in Saudi Arabia or Iraq today. Enslaved men could not bear children because they were often castrated, and the unfortunate Africans as a group did not ultimately survive the brutal treatment.

Here's a description of what Turkish Muslims did to their male "Negro" children in the relatively civilized late-1800's:

Castrators of Negroes buy them and then sell them, after having mutilated them, on the Turkish market, that is if the victim does not succumb to the operation or to its consequences [90% do not survive the castration]. As to the methods used, they have remained as primitive as in the past. The child is spread out on the floor or a table, the sexual parts are tied at their base by a rope, and on these parts they operate with one vigorous movement of a razor, the wound is then dressed with some small shot [i.e., lead rifle shot?], with some astringent substances, boiling oil, or some warm honey. Once the bleeding stops, they fix a kind of lead nail two inches long, slightly curved and with a thickened end, in the urethra, until it is completely healed... Castrators sometimes use an even more barbaric method. Immediately after the removal of organs, they introduce into the urethra rather than a nail, a piece of reed protruding two inches, so that urinary functions are performed without interruption. Then a plaster is applied on the wound, and the patient is buried up to his neck in the warm and dry sand, while the assistants trample the ground around him. This maneuver reduces the mobility of the wounded one completely... after a week he is unearthed.

By contrast, the 400,000 slaves brought to America over the course of 200 years managed to leave the most prosperous group of African people on the planet. You can tell a lot about a people’s quality of life by the things they choose to complain about. While the life expectancy in some African countries is less than 19, what with disease, abject poverty, starvation and kleptocratic dictators, African-Americans are actually demanding financial compensation (reparations) for not having to live in those conditions.

So ingrained is slavery in Islam that the religion's holiest city, Mecca (site of the Haj pilgrimage), was a slave trading capital. Up until the 20th century, Mecca served as the gateway to the Muslim world for slaves brought out of Africa. Azumah notes:

"It became a custom for pilgrims to take slaves for sale in Mecca or buy one or two slaves while on Haj as souvenirs to be kept, sold or given as gifts."

The last slaves were openly traded in Islam's holiest city in 1960!

Arab enslavement of black Africans continues to this day in the Muslim world, particularly in the Sudan, Niger, and Mauritania.

Unlike the West, the Muslim world has yet to offer an apology for slavery. The institution is ingrained in the Qur'an. To admit that it is a mistake would be to admit the fallibility of the Qur'an and bring its divine origin into question. Even today, Muslims act as if Islamic slavery was a favor done to the millions of unfortunate men, women and children who were forcibly uprooted from their native lands and sent to lives of sexual and menial servitude deep in the Islamic world.

nora544: The President go on Pilgrimage in an country where they put blacks in two groups read this.

In Israel, Some Blacks Are Welcome, Others Are Not

http://www.ibtimes.com/israel-some-blacks-are-welcome-others-are-not-1401956

Israel will send about 50.000 black people to Uganda because they don't want them.

And you are a f00l to think that Islam tolerates you as a black man.

The last black slave was sold openly in Mecca in the 60's. It was considered goodluck to purchase a slave in mecca when carrying out hajj.

Your prophet bought, sold and kept blacks as slaves and openly condemned africans

Metallurgist: internet crusader with little sense, check xtainity history(for 9ja xtain ar newcomers) muslims hav rule for over a thousand years in jerusalem and hav allow both jews and xtains to live, do businesses and performed their religious rights without persecution, then tell me who is the intorant worshiper amongs us, beside for the clueless gup to went to pilgrim as an incubent speaks volumes in his insensitivity to others rights, hav it being a muslim incubent president,CAN would hav said he want to make islam the official religion, and one more thing what the difference bwn the idol of mary and jesus to the idol of ogun, zeus, budha, or hindu, .......IDOL WORSHIPERS

sharap with ur distorted history.
Christianity predates Islam by over 600years.

The Crusades were carried out by Europeans to rid the holy land of Muslim Mobs terrorizing and killing both Jews and Christian pilgrims.

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Symphony007: for their part in the sub prime mortgage crisis.

That's not the answer I was looking for but rather due to their shady dealings

kennyamusan: During the previous Holy Ghost conf of the RCCG,he went kneeling down for prayer,this generates lot of sentiment both home and abroad

only you muslims were p1ssed to see a man humble himself before his God.

kennyamusan: ,but if I may ask what has he done about Boko haram in the last one year,

keep sponsoring them, and GEJ will keep bombing them

Where were you when Yaradua performed both lesser and greater hajjs in 2 years succession.

Please just shut up

Symphony007: j.p morgan will be paying 4 billion dollars to the department of justice. The highest fine ever paid by a financial institution.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4124690

Why will they be paying a fine?

Christain Pilgrims Vs Kabah Pilgrims

Nigerian Christian Pilgrimage Commission Aircraft (NCPC)