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Two things are at play here. It's either she's trying to give you a coded message or,
You were just her play mate. If the latter is the case, then She was never your girlfriend from the beginning.
Either way find out what went wrong. If its true she's married, then there's nothing you can do. Forget about the cookies and move on.

It's high time Cameroon and the rest of West Africa join forces with Nigeria to fight these demons call Boko Haram. Together the forces of Good shall overcome evil.

See what happens to criminals? Crime doesn't pay.

Depends on taste of individual men. Some just like variety.

Waiting for people with practical experience to share their testimony

Chelsea 5 0 Man City

pillan:
I now understand why Chelsea fans wants man city to lose...

Are you surprised? Which team do you support?

EmmaOgbu:
Arsenal will not win dis match, d highest they will get is drew. *sip my orijin and cross leg*

Enemy of progress detected.

Airtel is doing press-up, heading for Man City in few minutes.

9jafreak:
Arsenal playing like Chelsea unbelievable. Disciplined. Grit, etc.

Looks like Steve Bould set up the team today

Come on City

Thanks to Jose Mohrino's lecture notes to Arsen Wenger on Football made Easy.

... A win for Assnal will brighten my day

Up up up Assnall

Afrok:
Yeye dey smell, me no get any attention to give anybody. So next? ...
Op brought home an albino and he's shouting he brought a foreigner for marriage , I don't have catarrh even though there is dryness and harmattan, so I smell lies everywhere .

Where were you when the Op posted the picture of his beautiful Latino babe?

This habit is normal especially for guys at teenage level so don't worry yourself @Op. You are still growing up.

Sahara Reporters are terrible liars! How is it possible for GEJ to embezzle $50 billion dollars about N9 Trillion naire?!!

BackDatAssUp:
Why are you so foolish!

I am currently in the north now. Abuja to be precise!

Do you think we sleep with both eyes here? Do you think we wish for war?

You fools have probably never seen a secular riot go down in the north!

The mob does not care if you are APC, Yoruba or a Muslim from the south!

Don't mind some people. They're just ignorant. Those who have never been to the North will not understand that the region is swollen with primitive mentality and bound with stone age ideas. North's way of thinking is completely devoid of reason.

akindele91:
Lol for dis new year na belle u dey think off @major

Anything can happen at any time you know

brito:
Haha, watin you for do?

Nothing. I just wan hear jist.

A least this one is more finer than Buhari's daughter.

mummyobama:
Under 18s, look away now.......

When last did you have great sex?

Not regular sex. Not run-of-the-mill sex. Not 'sarewagba' sex. I mean great sex. Sex that made your belly flip. Sex that made your eyes roll to the back of your head. Sex that made your toes curl. Sex that made you hear the Lord's trumpet. Sex that made your hair plait dada.

It's been a while, right?


But have you thought about the reason for the dearth of great sex in this country? You love him. He loves you. So why the hell aren't you guys having grade A sex?

Before I tell you the reason, let me challenge you to have great sex with your man tonight. To do that you'll need a bowl of Icecream, whipped cream and a Jagged Edge cd.

Put the cd in your cd player and let that cool, orgasm inducing music waft round the room. Get yourself in the mood. When he gets home, jump on him and tear off his shirt. Tie his hands to the bed with his tie.

Then proceed to the kitchen to get the bowl of Icecream.

Back to reality........

Alas, all these can't happen because Nepa has taken light and there's no fuel in the generator. Jagged Edge won't play and your ice cream will melt. Heat will nearly kill you people and both of you will be cranky as hell.

Then you remember :"But Jonathan promised us steady electricity when he was campaigning during the last elections o"

Mtchewww.

Jonathan.....denying Nigerians the opportunity to have great sex since 2011.

Jonathan the sex killer.

If u don't have a reason to vote him out, dis is one...

When was the last time you took your medicine

deeptechcool:
That is rubbish. Electoral violence should be highly condemned among members of the various political parties. Any act of provocation should also be stopped because, for every action, there is equal and opposite reaction.
Change I believe
Buhari is the man
Change 2015.


Meanwhile,

A GEJ fan asked any one who doesn't like GEJ's govt to go and hug a transformer, I
gladly
went looking for
one. After 20 minutes walk, I saw one 33KVA transformer worthy of hugging. With a
smile, I hugged it. The hug lasted for 17 hours. Now here I am on nairaland (after I used
a generator to charge my phone). I no gree die (cos light no gree come d transformer, as
expected.
change 2015.

Those who don't like GEJ's government can go and jump inside ocean.
https://s5.postimg.org/60ulmry5z/IMG_20141207_213339.jpg

The way I rushed into this thread Headline screaming help help I thought the Op got some girl pregnant.

Make I kuku go buy Etisalat sim

ramdris:
This is how GEJ is planning to create 2 million jobs abi?

The Nigerian army is not the regular career organization you see around where any body can just go and make a living. It's a serious institution that calls for Competency, Service and Discipline. Only people with these Qualities are allowed to join the Military. This is what the Northern Oligarchy destroyed through years of Quota System.
Better to have a small and highly organized group of competent military personnel ready to give their lives for the nation than have a large contingent of incompetent, undisciplined and lazy brats as soldiers using the army as another alternative source of living. Not everyone is meant to be a Soldier.

Years of Quota System in army recruitment during military rule is partly responsible for this development.

DeCritique:
If I critically respond to your argument, you'll faint wherever you are after reading it. So I'll better keep to myself!! The peace of the Lord be with you... Hope you went to church today?

The Op is confused. I wonder what he will make of this...

The United States predicted in 2005 that Nigeria, the largest black Nation in the world will disintegrate in 2015. Recent developments suggest they're are covertly moving up to see to its fulfillment.
Nigerians better realize that we are on own. The west hate Nigeria. They can't wait to see our beloved Nation become another Somalia.

Age is fast catching up with Buhari. He's becoming too frail to campaign. He even finds it difficult to raise his hands in the air. Is this the "Change" APC had been shouting about all over the place Nigeria is far better off with GEJ. The country needs young energetic human beings like Goodluck to conduct it's affairs, not old men who can't even remember the names of their party members.

One major reason why people falsify their age is to enhance their chances of going to NYSC and getting a good job there after. Sometimes its just better to bite the nail and do the right thing always. Don't falsify your information.

You have to set your priorities straight man. Do you see a future between you and your lady? If yes, why don't you set things in motion by introducing yourself to her family properly? If you love her that much, then I see no reason why you should live together without getting married. Besides, it's not right to live with someone you are not married to. Temptation and sexual urges urges will certainly overcome you. You can't expect to escape temptation when you're directly inviting temptation to your house.

SeverusSnape:
Could this be real
APC congratulating Jonathan on power, Now that's a rare gesture and should be commended.

Don't take them serious. The true APC that we know of do not see anything good in Jonathan's administration. This is just one of their numerous political gimmicks for next month's elections.