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online relationships are not real, cos the other person might not be real,
and may have harmful intentions

June 23
Any luck?

SHAZ OF DA' RAP SECTION
ME MA'SELF, AM A RAP ARTISTE . . .

THANKS POSTER!

U MEAN THE REAL THANG!

@everybody

beta find a job . . . . or holla ur death

2 many fake ppl out here . . . my guy "na ur eye u go sharpen"

GRAB YOUR GLOCKS WHEN U SEE 2PAC
CALL DA COPS WHEN U SEE 2PAC
WHO SHOT ME, BUT U PUNKS DIDNT FINISH
NOW U 'BOUT TO SEE THE WRATH OF DA MENACE
NIGGA, WE HIT 'EM UP

2PAC . . HIT 'EM UP

d only way u can know is to watch and study her.
u have to take ur time in doing this, be patient and sooner or later, she would exhibit her characteristics. if you find them ok with u, then move on, if u don't. then my advise is below:

Nigeria's populace counts well over 128 million.
You should know that it would contain more than 30 million girls,

30 million minus 1 = 29 million, 9 hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine

Which means u have 29 million, 9 hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine girls elsewhere, so she ain't the only one.!

u said my momma starved to death,
i bleeped ur momma for all i care,

Bleep ALL BLUE PPL.

@HAYZNET

KINDLY GO TO http://www.us.playstation.com/PSP/About/SystemUpdate/pc.html

AND DOWNLOAD, the firmware its version 3.95 , on a FLASH DISK OR CD-ROM

DELIVERY WILL BE THE SAME,

from your pal, MAKAVELE! @ aLAGBAdo, will call your phone too!

@menike

pls stand back, u aint a motherfcking rap head . . .

@shaz

talking bout' rap heads on Nland, i guess we're just too lazy or our shitz are so wack.
Myself, am gettin' tired and its kinda boring.

nairaland, is going down da drain'

how many times do u have to say "brain"
wackness has really covered u up like membrane
i'm ready to hit u hard till u catch migraine
so wack cat, better not step into my domain
or u going to come up missing
yo, looks like your girlfriend is blushing
she likes me, i think your bubbles are bursting
my gun is ready, am about to tot' it

am busy, will diss u later!

@Saucekid

watever ur weaknesses are, stop making excuses please!

@J-UNIT

dat shit is still wack, i aint feeling dat'
u've got to spit harder, kkkkkkkkkkkkkk>?

durella,

i dey feel uuuuuuuuuu

Bleep d'banj

@J-UNIT

wat happened to the thread, MAKAVELE vs J-UNIT

it seems ur momma advised u not to battle wit top dons,

saucekid is busy preparing sauce for his momma!

Y'ALL KNOW ME ITS P.T
WELL I HUNT AND ALL OF THAT
BLACK ON BLACK WIT BLACK TIP
I CAN'T HELP BUT REPRESENT

PASTOR TROY

youz a sucka, u cant strangle no shit with wool
i'd rather feed you with poison like toodstool
like carlito i spit in your face, cos u aint cool
and make u swallow my punchlines like capsules
reading thru ur lines, menike, d shit is so wack
multis, meta and sim, are what u still lack
put 'em on videos, i wont bother watching d playback
i've got a perfect name for u: its MENIKE SLOVAK
try arranging ur lines, like roses in a bouquet
mine is as sweet as two lovas at pre-intimacy
i send out disses without delay
when am thru with u, u gon' need an xray

@shaz,

c'mmon baby, u're kinda letting me down
try punching MALTHUSS harder some other times.

@saucekid

Hmmmmmmm, wackeness really stinks over you these days?

@poster . . . .

we need original instrumentals okay?
can't you use fruity and make up something?

NAIRALAND ENABLED me spit in the face of those
who cannot RHYME

@remmyneece

this is makavele, u called me on 017407662.
make we yarn beta ,

@markolini

my advice, go to www.rhymer.com
and learn how to make rhyme!

@saucekid

award say 2003 gurls date u
or na u date them?

u need a medic. check up for the V-I-H?

j-unit is on the mic, off goes the idiot
am here to see you to your grave, just like an escort
truth is no matter how hard u try, u'll never rhyme like me
my job? keep dissing your mamma, because she aint a beauty
am going to fry and serve u to my dawgs like cookies
go ask your papa, the doctor says he's got dropsy
rap line so wack, i think u voice would sound toady
youz da wackest, u behave like a zombie
my lines are heavy, would break your bones so tiny
i'll win this rap race, yeah slow and steady
no time to rush man, i'll savor u very softly
lest i forget, your momma's p**sy is so stinky

it's your momma who always comes back for more
am always borrowing my d**k to your papa like am a lessor
i've got smoother lines, and i'll outscore you
u've got an eyesore, and a heart sore too

you've got a pentium 2 momma, she needs an upgrade
she sometimes uses her p*ssy's blood for red eyeshades
all their years of marriage, ur pa couldnt even get ur momma a brocade
but his d**k was busy bleeping some nursemaids.