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i want to thank shaz for the rap analysis
what more could hold us together~if not symbiosis
its great to know~ there's someone to always count on
practice makes perfect, so this rap battle would be won
no one else deserves that lyrical highness but makavele
am about to go platinum, bout' to hit the TV
am trying to change the way the game is played
i aint a mutha bleeper~ aint like a LovePeddler that is' always getting laid
june 23 brought about the birth of a hero
i'm like genie, its time for some mirror mirror
i think it time to hit ma bed, clock says nine-fifty nine
will talk later~been long i saw alexpissu~
tell him i said hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

i want to thank shaz for the rap analysis
what more could hold us together~if not symbiosis
its great to know~ there's someone to always count on
practice makes perfect, so this rap battle would be won
no one else deserves that lyrical highness but makavele
am about to go platinum, bout' to hit the TV
am trying to change the way the game is played
i aint a mutha bleeper~ aint like a LovePeddler that is' always getting laid
june 23 brought about the birth of a hero
i'm like genie, its time for some mirror mirror
i think it time to hit ma bed, clock says nine-fifty nine
will talk later~been long i saw alexpissu~
tell him i said hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

THANKS SHAZ FOR YOUR FEED.

INCREDIBLE,

@markolini

i wanna be your boo.
u wanna check on me?

@ J-UNIT

Really, i guessed your momma fancied your pappa being gay
dats why she couldnt help u differentiate a G from a J

i wanna thank shaz for the rap analysis
what more could hold us together~if not symbiosis
its great to know~ there's someone to always count on
practice makes perfect, so this rap battle would be won
no one else deserves that lyrical highness but makavele
am about to go platinum, bout' to hit the TV
am trying to change the way the game is played
i aint a mutha bleeper~ aint like a LovePeddler dats' always getting laid
june 23 brought about the birth of a hero
i'm like genie, its time for some mirror mirror
i think it time to hit ma bed, clock says nine-fifty nine
will talk later~been long i saw alexpissu~
tell him i said hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

makavele is back on da scenario~making hits
like two brothas at a game of mario~gambling's sweet
there's alot on my mind~am going to let it go
hit me wit the music~ and let me start to flow
da industry aint easy as you people think
am spitting out lines to make ladies wink
jumpin in and dashing out~like TITANIC, you're sure to sink
am tarzan and wit a length of rope i could swing
motherfcukerz said my name shouldn't be up here
but nairaland's worst nightmare is right here
i've got lyrics with canines that could tear
your bone marrows, wats all over u,? its called F-E-A-R
i'm climbing higher up nairaland's rap tree
its going to sweep you all like katrina's wind
you niggaz 'bout to hit the graves like PAC versus BIG
it's a touch of difference when am handling the M-I-C


Love y'all!

@saucekid

u little' kid want to claim you's the illiest
am going to show 'em all that u're the wackest
so wack like eddie murphy in "coming back to america"
am kicking the sauce all the way to costa rica
when it comes to lyrical battles, am the hottest
put our IQs on the scale, no doubt u weigh less
its a fact, i aint got guns and ammunitions
but my verbal arsenal could enforce a surgical operation
read my ryhmes, and experience mental blackout
your'e so bleeped up like 2Face, a high school dropout
and "flowshow" admitted you stink with wackness
i dissed u all over, it brought you close to madness
watch out mother bleeper, you're close to my D-E-N
i'll eat u up, as much as i deserve that "lyrical highness"

i hope to be in the battle of the illiest
just to prove, that markolini is the wackest

OH MY GOODNESS, THE bleeper JUST LOGGED OUT
HE LIED, I REALLY GOT HIS BRAIN LOCKED OUT
LIKE KATRINA, I GOT HIM SWEPT OUT
NOW, MY PROPHECY, AM SENDING HIM OUT (OF THIS THREAD)
ITS A SHAME, YOU COULDNT FACE MAKAVELE
HMM, I THINK YOU BETTER GO WATCH THE TeeVee
CARTOONS WERE MADE FOR YOU AND YOUR MOMMA
GOES PINK LIKE FLOWERS WHEN ITS COMES TO SUMMER

sure i have got work to do for my mom
but first i gotta lick u up like tom tom
you wanna run away from the general
then run fast so we dont celebrate ur funeral
i think u're tripping for my lyrical credibility
its sending you to assylum like hibernation plus inactivity
you's a small nigga when compared to me
i could sting your like a sting from the bees
i got 6 rounds, dont wanna waste them on u
got it from g-unit, they sent their regards, "how are you fool"?
i hope u wake up to ur senses, and answer
i got a better job for you, go be a swagger jagger

WE BALLIN' CATCH ME FATHER PLEASE COS AM FALLING
AT THE LIQUOR STORE, THATS THE HENESSIE I HEAR YA CALLING
CAN I GET SOME MORE


, 2PAC

@markolini

okay thanks for the quick access to death in ur hands
if you've got guts then choose me

am looking at my rearview
i can see a bitch thats new
am gonna take the fool for a ride
and plunge into her **** that's wide
who's this bitch on the block
it's markolini's mom sucking c**k
always dashing out blowjobs like dat's her job
damn, what can i say, jerk
your momma carried you for 3
months, and that's why u aint got a spleen
your head's too small, lil' boy
you don't add up to half, lil' toy

@dayong

we're dissing each other's mom,,,,,,,,,,,,,me and MARKOLINI

@MArkolini

its pretty good i got a roach for a mum
but its all bad that she swam in my cum
when i bleeped her and i she i kissed
i think makavele, she misses me
ur momma taste incredibly bitter
so u aint got a momma, am ur babysitter\
am spanking ur ass, bad ass son
am bleeping ur momma, am grinding her **** like rum

@HYBRID

I'ma drop my 16 bars whenever you want 'em
And I pray i got hooked with MARKOLINI

@ tunrayo

that markolini is a piece of shit, i mean he's dumb
am going to put him in place, let him starve for a piece of crumb

@markolini

you'd better back off , wont say that twice
i think you should leave this site, its colder than ice
you're frenzied, i just started shooting your block head
its a shame, i'm kicking u out of this thread.
cover your face, its an eyesore to us
u need a medic, your d**k has got a sore

@Markolini

it's a pity i dissed your mom, am the macho
i guessed she left your dad, because he's a homo (sexual)
he bleeped your cranked ass like i did your momma
hmnnn, she tastes pretty good, i mean sour
its crazy u had a mom like jezebel
next week is her funeral, so am ringing the bell
of death, yeah and thats the fact
your momma keeps begging me for a wack
i love your momma's *****
shit, i get it 10 times a day

THE HUSTLER OF ALL HUSTLERS, I SAY ITS SOMETHING I BORROW
SELL NIGHT TO THE DAY AND THEN SELL TODAY TO TOMORROW
NO MONEY DON'T EVEN BOTHER, GET SOME PAPER THEN CALL UP
CALL GEORGE BUSH'S DAUGHTER, I SELL HER KATRINA WATER
JUST TO GET AT HER FATHER, JUST SO THEY HAVE SOME EVIDENCE
AM SLICK ENOUGH TO TAKE PRECEDENCE FROM THE PRESIDENTS

, CHAMILLIONAIRE

I checked this niggaz profile~it aint worthwhile
a tiger's picture on there, did ur mom come from the wildlife?

@Markolini

WHERE SHOULD I START FROM ~ YOUR MAMMA'S ASS IS FROZEN
SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT 10 PLUS 2 MAKES A DOZEN
YOU'VE GOT A CRAZY MAMMA ~WHO LOOKS LIKE A FLAMINGO
I COULD RIDE HER ON MY BED LIKE ZE ROBERTO
YOUR MAMMA THINKS SHE'S AS HOT AS THUNDER
BUT WITH MY FINGERS I COULD Bleep HER "UNDER"
HER **** STINKS LIKE A BIN
I COULD THROW MY DIRT IN THERE, I COULD SLAP HER CHIN
UR MAMMA IS A BABY-MAKING MACHINE
SHE GOES BANANAS WHEN I IGNITE MY ENGINE
MY ADVISE IS "U BETTER WATCH UR MOUTH"
WHEN AM THRU WITH DISSING YOU ~ YOU BETTER NOT POUT
Bleep 'EM, YOUR MAMMA AND YOU
AS I WOULD ALWAYS SAY, GO AHEAD AND KISS MY BUTT

@HYBRID-X

this is makavele . . . . am here at the star war thread . . .
send me an official invitation and give me a patner . . . i feel like dissing some shit-ass nigga

But if i eventually lose, God knows i did my best!

@HYBRID-X

You can't force me to join the star wars thread,
but am going to be there now

Vote for ME, am sweeter and slicker

@SAUCEKID
hmmmmm, stop pretending, you can't keep dissing all the time, someone's the new general and it's me.
Anyway, i love you all, Nairalanders!

saucekid says he clicks click, ain't going to slow my roll quick
its a crazy affair, he's about to dine with pigs
i ain't got cuter punchlines, but i can implant land mines
ah, i mean rap battle mines, in the sauce's ugly mind
who voted for saucekid, can't u hear he's just a kid
where was he, when i made hit like Katrina's wind
i've got plasma vision, i can see through walls,
saucekid's heart is frenzied. he ain't got balls
its crystal clear i will reign supreme
like a reign of fire, i blowing him to the extreme
sauckid's rhyme are apparently for kids in nursery
when its comes to digging your grave, am in a hurry
he claims he's got 6 rounds of goddamn ammunition
when i bleeped him, his paremeds offered amputation
as a better idea to alleviate his misery
you got to learn how respect my whole entity
i could just go on and on and on
but i got better things to do, so i aint dissing him so more
the battleline is drawn, he'd better not step on my grounds
or you'll end up been chased by my greyhounds
am dissing the whole motherfcking nairaland crew
raps so poor like rice without stew
hit me if you can, when it comes to my loot
you ain't got a share, so kiss my butt

CALL ME SLICK, AINT GOT NO TIME
AM SLICKER THAN YOUR AVERAGE, YOUR SO SLIM
GNASH YOUR TEETH, LIKE U GOT THE GREYGOOSE DISEASE
IT'S NOT MY FAULT, THAT YOU'RE TURNING DIM
YOUR MAMMA IS A LovePeddler, PERMIT ME TO SAY THAT
COS YOUR PAPA TOLD ME ABOUT IT, SHE'S AINT CUTER THAN A RAT
I DISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND 7 TIMES, DONT BLAME ME
COS SHE'S TOO CHEAP LIKE AH PANT,
SHE DOESNT ADD UP TO HALF OF MY IQ
AND NOW SHE'S BEGGING, SAYING PRAISE I LOVE YOU
GO TO HELL BABY, I DONT NEED YOU
YOU'RE SO IMPOTENT, WE DONT BLAME YOU
SAUCEKID, THE KID NEVA GOES TO CHURCH
BUT YOUR FATHER IS A PASTOR, LIKE HE LOVES THE DEVIL SO MUCH
I HEARD HE KILLED YOUR GRANDPA JUST FOR MONEY RITUALS
THE NEXT THING U KNOW, SAUCKID, ITS GONNA BE YOUR OBITUARY
Bleep WITH ME, I CAN DISS YOUR WHOLE GENERATION

MAKARONIIIIII
THATS WHAT I CALL YA
CAN YOU HEAR THE BELL, YOUR MOMMA IS ABOUT TO LOSE YA.
DONT Bleep WITH ME, COS YOUR MOMMA AINT MY TYPE
I GUESS I WOULD GIVE HER CANCER THAT'S GOT THE HYPE
NEXT TO ME, IS YOUR BAD ASS MOM
SHE'S MY TOY, I DRINK HER LIKE RUM
GO TO SCHOOL, KID, MAMMA AINT COMING BACK
THE NEXT THING U'LL SEE IS HER GRAVE, COS MAKAVELE GAVE HER A WHACK

MY NAME SHOULD BE UP HERE TOO,
CRAZY GENERALS LIKE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

WHY DIDNT YOU NAME YOURSELF MACARONNI
I GUESS YOUR MOMMA ATE TOO MUCH SPAGHETTI,
AND SHE DON'T KNOW THE LETTER T
STANDS FOR MOTHERHOOD "TRAUMA"
THATS WHAT SHE GOT
AND SHE AIN HOT

I DON'T HAVE A DEMO
CAN I STILL MEET YOU?

DISS ME IF YOU CAN . . . . .
AM YOUR GREATEST NIGHTMARE