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all ur lines cant even be valued for six pence
stop posting lines, that add up to nonsense

you said the truth, my words make u allergic
niggaz take cover!! the idiot is about to sneeze
u claim to be hot, but don't measure up to my yardstick
d truth is j-unit, has got the greygoose disease
Bleep with me then, prepare to see the grave
j-unit's a motherfcker who always claim to be brave
to read my "battle" lines, u gonna need concaves
u're d kinda stuff slave masters would love to enslave
i'll teach how to diss, u little piece of crap
my blows are heavy enough, so watch ur skullcap, (ha ha ha)
am the ruler, you wanna be like B_I_G
didnt ur momma tell u it aint easy being an emcee
like me, little shit, we ain't got room for people with low IQs
wanna improvise, then go find a rap school
i Bleep the hell outta every stupid sucka
when i get hot, might kidnap ur wife and daughter
i spit out lines as strong as hammers, it would cause ur fracture
then u''ll know d true meaning of "khaki no be leather"
slice ur head off, bury it deep down in Georgia
good riddance to j-unit, he's one stupid motherfcuka

CRAZIE, HIXX
GO GET A GIRL

JUNE 23!
Any other june suckka?

Your mamma's so stupid dat
when she had her first mernache
she drank what's hers
misconstruing it for red wine

@ markolini

you guys are all jealous of makavele
cos i am named after a star
d idiot says am rantin like his telli
the truth is i could play his brains out like a guitar

@FLOWSHOW . . .
Thanks bro. J_UNit wants me to commit murder!

@ J-UNIT

You've got wack linez, even shaz wouldnt see it through
much like an idiot, with the highest "opinion fool"
plus bad breathe, looks like u need a paste and shampoo
battle with me dumbass, then get ready for your curfew
j-unit wants to rumble, makavele calls it fumbling
i'll spit my lines on you, call your momma for a thorough cleansing
face to face with u, like c-ronaldo, i'll do the whole dribbling
am labelled "handle with care" because the only word i know is "maiming"
y'all know me, its my time, am da ruler, its' my year
all netcees bow to me, as i make wave in my dissing career
go ask your momma what's under her bulging brassiere
she even got a sore wen my d**k shaved her p*ssy like a shear
on the bed at morn', the floor at nights, we grind
yur motherfcuking mom's as good as a LovePeddler, she loves it from behind
better learn to respect my whole personae
because my barretta is ready to harm your bodice
the showdown has begun, lets see who's d better entity
i am a viper, ready to dig-in my venoms, which are so deadly

am busy listening to my ipod
so i aint got time for you

@ J-UNIT

you wanna battle, then we've got to begin a royal rumble

Add a new thread: "MAKAVELE vs J-UNIT" for me and you alone!

post your wackness in there, and it's going to be ur funeraLLLLLLLLLLLL

@ everyone + me

Please, don't overload shaz,,,cos she aint a computer,
one request at a time,

@J-UNit

you aint got a single rhyme in your lines
dont mess with me, cos u we aint types

@markolini

you dey fear me?
you dumber!

@ shaz

never mind macaroni, he's poor and cant pay for rap schools,
d rat's always surfing the internet, tryin' to download "dissing tools",

@ markolini

youz an ugly shit who makes us think ur momma is beautiful
its a pity that when she dies, i won't even be at her funeral

@ice_zik

bro, go learn how to spell the letters.
keep ur mouth shut, so u don't see my baretta

You're a rap artiste, or manager? Lyrical assailent, LOL?

my im is destykisses@yahoo.com,
wat's urs?

There is no harm in "challenging" our lovely shaz, is there?

@shaz,

as Eminem said" We continue growing, one day at a time."

Can you feed me on this, its kinda like a poem.

J-Unit, youz a motherfcuker with poor rhymes
its clear am the ruler, i drew this battleline
aint got time for stories at bedtime
u're just a starved wack who comes beggin
whenever its my mealtimes
i aint like God, but my lyrical power sublimes
you look like an insane nigga we know by the name Tee-prime
go try doing something better , say, try mimes
before u get catabolized by my lyrical enzymes
i bleeped your momma. the cops know it aint a crime
so stop looking so grim, i believe my d**k was in its prime
opportunities come once in a life-time
go grab urs, because you aint got a dime

poor J-Unit, youz a motherfcuker with no rhymes
its so clear, am like kratos with longer battlelines
aint got time for stories at bedtime
u're just a starved wack always disturbing
whenever its my mealtimes
i aint like God, but my lyrical power sublimes
you look an insane nigga we got by the name Tee-prime
go look for something better , say, try mimes
before u get catabolized by my lyrical enzymes
i bleeped your momma. it aint a crime
so stop looking so grim
opportunities come once in a life-time
go grab urs, cos you aint got a dime

@Markolini

there's a new thread on da "rap battles'

come for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

its titled MAKAVELE vs MARKOLINI

@J-UNIT

You don't seem to understand, your momma is a wack
the only word ur dad understands is "LACK"

@J-UNIT

Your momma was created to be a taboo,
so dumb, she don't know how to light-up a candle,

@shaz, please feed me on this:

Read the rules~it says the forum is moderated
When am through with u, you'll need to be amalgamated
am da illest who's ready to send you downtown
and when am king, even hybrid would have to step down

Markolini is the craziest wack on our planet
while makavele is ready to flush him down the closet
niggaz have seen your obituary on a piece of pamphet
my hands are made to take your eyes off their sockets

Saucekid warned you to back off, he aint got patience
he figured u wanted to make trouble like a nuisance
dissing markolini is just my preference
like isaac newton , i studied "dissing science"

i aint using metaphors, so i won't kill you
like a stubborn child, its time for your curfew
am on my way to the church, its time for some breakthrough
shaz don't judge me, aint your momma who practices voodoo

Read the rules~it says the forum is moderated
When am through with u, you'll need to be amalgamated
am da illest who's ready to send you downtown
and when am king, even hybrid would have to step down

Markolini is the craziest wack on our planet
while makavele is ready to flush him down the closet
niggaz have seen your obituary on a piece of pamphet
my hands are made to take ur eyes off their sockets

Saucekid warned you to back off, he aint got patience
he figured u wanted to make trouble like a nuisance
dissing markolini is just my preference
like isaac newton , i studied "dissing science"

i aint using metaphors, so i won't kill you
like a stubborn child, its time for your curfew
am on my way to the church, its time for some breakthrough
shaz don't judge me, aint ur momma who practices voodoo

MARKOLINI COME HERE FOR YOUR FUNERAL,

I AM INVITING YOU FOR A SHOWDOWN

@HYBRID-X

NO offence meant,

I would wanna sort it out with markolini on a seperate thread,

@ice zik

it's a pity your lines didn't ryhme
the fact is that i aint got ur time

Really uncalled for?

Past urs shaz, and see if the sauce won't beat it!

what did u study, @shaz?

THE ONLY SONG THAT MAKES ME CRY . . . .
WAS THE ONE SUNG BY MARKOLINI'S MUM, WHEN SHE WAS ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH TO "THE GOAT"

its so bad i bleeped your slowpoke mom
she told me, you were a stupid son of a gun

am about to wish you a happy R-I-P
then when you're dead the whole world will see

dat am da illest
n' youz the wackest.

MONEY CANT, MONEY CANT BUY ME LOVE
BUT SHE'S ACTING LIKE SHE LOVES ME COS' AM RIDING ON DUBS
MONEY CANT MONEY CANT BUY ME TRUST
BUT MY MONEY IS ATTRACTED TO THE BACKSTABBERS
MONEY BRINGS MONEY BRINGS PLENTY HATERS
SHE'LL BE LOOKING SO GOOD, THAT I'MA PROLLY FALL IN LOVE
MONEY U BRING ME TROUBLE, BUT I STILL THINK I LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

CHAMILLIONAIRE.