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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ivan Rakitic Goal Sends Barcelona Back To The Top Of La Liga Above Real Madrid by makeherscream(m): 5:12pm On Jun 24, 2020
Emax911:


and ur superiority can't win a champions league in 5 yrs..lol
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ivan Rakitic Goal Sends Barcelona Back To The Top Of La Liga Above Real Madrid by makeherscream(m): 3:57pm On Jun 24, 2020
Topmaike007:
Madrid eliminated teams that eliminate barca that's to show you will are the king
it's seems like you are not a football fan . everybody knows Barcelona was Superior to real Madrid then
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ivan Rakitic Goal Sends Barcelona Back To The Top Of La Liga Above Real Madrid by makeherscream(m): 3:27pm On Jun 24, 2020
Emax911:


if Madrid dash u five champions league....barca won't reach, y u were busy struggling on top 3-teams laliga, they were conquering Europe. lol
they where conquering Europe because they did not play Barcelona in any of those finals . Of course you know what would have happened grin

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Sports / Re: David Luis, Pablo Mari And Cedric Soares Sign New Arsenal Deals by makeherscream(m): 6:47am On Jun 24, 2020
Forget all this your comments David Luiz still remains the best defender right now in Arsenal. No defender is perfect.

If David Luiz is a calamitous defender what do you have to say about our 80m man

United till my last breath sha cool

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Romance / Re: Join The Romance Sex Group Chat On Whatsapp by makeherscream(m): 4:37pm On Jun 22, 2020
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Travel / Re: Lagos Features In City Of Johannesburg Campaign, Online Comments Turn Nasty by makeherscream(m): 9:58am On Jun 22, 2020
BOOOMNAIJA:
Abuja
chai Abuja fine Abeg
Romance / Re: Meet The 32 Year Old Lady Who Became The First Person To Get Married To Herself by makeherscream(m): 1:04am On Jun 21, 2020
WTF sad
Romance / Re: For Guys Who Claims Not To Spend On Girls by makeherscream(m): 12:57am On Jun 21, 2020
Haywhymido:

I wont go back to that 'perfect or not' issue since you have chosen to be myopic. With years spent in university, Nysc and travelling for business,If i had mingled with low class ladies that means most Nigerian ladies are. Go around ask a MAN not a p*ssy whipped boy about Nigerian ladies, the result will bring tears to your eyes. Also, i never said all Nigerian ladies but majority. i reaffirm my stand that the unintelligent ones outnumbered the intelligent ones at a ratio of 5:1 and stop twisting my words to raise an agenda.

Are you saying you are oblivious of the numerous stories of how it ended in tears for most of such men, that came to seek Nigerian women as wife after years of living in abroad, turning hardworking and honourable men to homeless men, turning their children against them in a foreign land, threats upon threats on daily basis just to cower them to serve their insatiable wants.

Sis. the earlier you people stop seeing yourselves as the next best thing after oxygen the better. There are lots of things that excite men other than ladies. why should we only look at Nigerian footballers? They are MADE remember? And we all know when money is involved you (Nigerian ladies) hardly let go. why dont we take a look at the average Nigerians in the foreign land. Divorce rate, seriously? visit a district court in your area you will have a change of view. I dont see theirs out weighting ours.

I would have liked to go along with your last paragragh but an average Nigerian woman flaws outweight that of a foreigner. Let's call a spade what it is,the meaning of a spade shouldnt vary due to the person holding it.

You people should work on yourselves especially these areas: Sense of entitlement, greedness and stinginess, sense of missing out , improve your communication skills esp. with opposite sex, not gossiping around every time and spend more time on enhancing yourselves with knowlege, skills rather than on instagram and all other whatnot. Guys want the best for you all and would really appreciate you for it.
you're so on point bro
Romance / Re: For Guys Who Claims Not To Spend On Girls by makeherscream(m): 12:46am On Jun 21, 2020
Broke hungry lazy stupid Nigerian girls everywhere .

Do you know most of them don't want to work anymore they depend on their pussy .all this bitches self . Ritualist nor dey see all bitches abi ritualist nor dey Nigeria again

Two months ago I meet one stupid bitch in a restaurant I approach her and she gave me her number . Just two weeks into the relationship the bitch said I should rent her an apartment that she doesn't like the one she's staying anymore. I ask what happened if anybody body offended her in the compound she said no she just want to change location. That was the moment I ask her what she do for a living . She was like everybody know that I'm a student why are you asking me that question. I was like you know that I'm a student too so where do you expect me to get the money . She was like I know you work and you have the money so stop all this drama. I just tell her that I don't have the money for that she should go and ask her sugar daddy .

Person wey dey say she na student so na iPhone 11 she dey use if you enter her apartment na heaven on Earth her junior brother dey stay with her and na she dey take care of him need and all that .and she nor dey work oo. anytime I ask her where she dey get the money wey she take dey buy all those things she go change the topic .

Nigerian girl are something else

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Health / Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by makeherscream(m): 11:27pm On Jun 20, 2020
PharmaGirl:

This is so sad. Feel your pain bro.
thank you my sister wetin Musa nor go see for gate
Health / Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by makeherscream(m): 10:47pm On Jun 20, 2020
chatinent:
Those guys are robbers in uniform.
hmmmmmmm baba I dey tell you
Health / Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by makeherscream(m): 8:11pm On Jun 20, 2020
Mine was last month I went to work early in the morning before 7am during curfew 6Am to 8PM .
I arrived at the place where I worked that day 8:30Am .
I was surprised to see 4 of my friends there we do aluminum for a living we stay in the same community (upper sokponba) naso we start work as we dey work na so we dey gist we finished the work around 3pm .

Before we bath dress time don enter 3:30. Na so we call the owner of the house make him come pay us .

The owner of the house say him dey meeting . him come say make we wait small .

Me and my guys we wait for over 1hour 30 minutes the owner of the house never still come . We call the owner of the house again make him do transfer for us.

naso the man start to dey parro say we dey disturb am dey talk all sorts of nonsense say if we nor fit wait make we dey go house . naso the man end call switch him phone off .

Chai that day I nor go forgot am .

We wait for another 1hour again before the idiot man come 6:30 He pay us our money before he come check the work wey we do time enter 6:48

. After he don check the work we tell the man make him take us to our place( upper sokponba) the man say him nor dey go our destination . Na that day I no say some rich men wicked . And the man na upper sokponba him dey stay ooo .

We beg the man make he at list carry us reach bus stop . Na so the man enter motor comot leave us.

The problem now be say the area na newly develop area them dey hardly see motor for the area to bus stop(obagie for sapele road) we finally see Keke to bustop . we enter bus From bustop to after ogheghe junction. Before we come enter bus to idogbo as we reach idogbo 7:40pm fear catch us

could you believe that our bus was the only bus in idogbo that night?

The way every where take quiet ehenn no single soul outside and time never reach 8pm ooo Hmmmmmm naso we start to dey look for hotel wey we go sleep till day break including the driver .

The driver park him bus for one corner .we com be 6 in numbers including driver as we dey search for the hotel wey we go lodge na so we jam men in Black for road

.naso we hear stop if you move I move you for one corner them point gun and torch light give us at the same time .

Na that moment I know say YAWA don gas . Na so Dem start to dey ask us question where are you coming from by this time ( time was exactly 8pm) we explain to them but you know Nigeria police na .

To cut the story short police say make we bring 10k each(the amount wey Dem pay us that day) and him go show us the hotel wey we go sleep .

If not if Dem carry us enter inside station na 30k we go take bail our self . Chai I hold head .

Without delay the driver count 10k give police . I look the rest of my guys Dem nor talk .

We later give police the 10k each our pay for the day . I was like .make una nor show me any hotel I go treck go house . Police burst into laughter . Police say .guy if you try am you go regret you must definitely jam another police for road .

Police show us the hotel wey we go sleep that night .

we collect money from POS pay for our accomodations . That night I nor sleep I think till day break I nor fit forget that day .

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi's 10 Most Iconic Career Moments As Ranked By BBC Sports by makeherscream(m): 4:50pm On Jun 01, 2020
ThierryJay:
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Lol, Be very careful what you asking for:

Go watch below games where Messi single handedly destroyed big teams:

Quadruple

vs Arsenal 09/10
vs Valencia 11/12

Hattricks

vs R Madrid 06/07
vs R Madrid 13/14
vs At Madrid 10/11
vs At Madrid 11/12
vs Valencia 09/10
vs Manchester City 16/17
vs Brazil 2012
vs Switzerland 2013

Braces

vs R.Madrid UCL semifinal 10/11
vs B.Munich UCL semifinal 14/15
vs Juventus 17/18
vs Chelsea 17/18
vs R.Madrid 11/12 supercup final
vs R.Madrid 12/13
vs R.Madrid 16/17
vs Liverpool 18/19
vs Manutd 18/19
vs AC Milan 13/14

And many more others I cant even remember. Do the above teams look like Eibar and Getafe to you? I would not have even condescended to engage with you but for the impressionable peeps who can be misled to believe your false submissions.

Messi has a far greater number of iconic performances than CR7 against all kinds of opposition. It is for this reason he has the highest man of the match awards in football since 2008. This is a fact that your sentiments cannot supersede.
have you ever watch a match Ronaldo score an hatrick without penalty .? I don't think so. Messi is the GOAT abeg
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi's 10 Most Iconic Career Moments As Ranked By BBC Sports by makeherscream(m): 4:38pm On Jun 01, 2020
I think you missed is 600 goals for Barcelona against Liverpool �

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Romance / Re: Who Disvirgined You? by makeherscream(m): 6:37pm On May 15, 2020
Through masturbation my right hand
Jokes Etc / Random Jokes by makeherscream(m): 4:18pm On Apr 12, 2020
Laugh till u faint���

1: Who else know dis song...... E-maaaaiiiiil..... Email her... Email her .. Jehovah mail her..... Ayinekere gynamstics Email her... Email her.... Jehovah mail her!���

2: I kept two cubes of sugar on the table. One smart Ant came...saw it,was all over the sugar licking it and was so excited. And left! I know it has gone to tell other Ants about the sugar. So I'm going to hide the sugar and clean that place, so that when they all come... They'll beat him up and think he's a liar! LOL. Am I wicked�?

3: NAIJA POLICE BE LIKE.
Oga why are you walking on the road with singlet in this cold weather You want cold to enter your body so you can go and look for somebody's daughter to rape abi??
You are under arrest for attempting rape in advance my friend enter motor.......remember any word you say here will be used against you in the court...�


4: Guy : Bae, can we see today? Bae: Are we Blind before?�

5: God told a black man: ask me anything u want and i will give it to you , but i will give double to your neighbor . Then he started thinking. If i ask 10billions he will give 20billions to my neighbor , if i ask 100billions, he will give him 200billions. Then he asked God to remove one of his eyes.

Which country can such man come from�

6: Dat embarassing moment when u sitting beside ur crush in church then ur younger brother came runing with 20naira in his hand
Brother... Mum said i shuld giv u for offering
Lwkm
Shift lemme faint.�

7: African mothers be like.....
Mom: which game are u playing Me: assassins creed
Mum: God forbid.... My son cannot be an assassin. oya remove it quick..�

8: Some GIRLS just have bad luck in relationships. They can date a cripple and the cripple will still walk out of their life.�

9: This morning, A slay queen majestically walked into a GTBank and said she wants to open a Facebook account.... Ayam still waiting for my turn to faint cos we are fainting turn by Turn�

10: i Hate It When Somebody tell a girl “You Don’t Look Like You Can Cook” I Mean, is she Supposed To Braid her Hair With Vegetables And Decorate her Ears With Tomatoes And Onions Just to Have The “Cook Look“ jxt saying oo�

11: I had 5,000 friends I deleted one fat girl I now have 2,500 friends �

12: Dating a Girl on Social Media without seeing each other is like having a Spiritual Wife �

13: No one is as respectful as the person who want to borrow money from u, they will greet everybody even your dog.
They'll be like "bingo how are you? Such a handsome dog"�


14: A very useful advice Ladies feed your man very well, a fat man can't 'Run' away�

15: A man who was tired of Life decided to commit suicide under a Mango Tree.The son quickly ran to him and said,"Dad,I won $10 million in Lotto.I promise you that your Funeral would be a Big Celebration!!
The Dad said to him,"Foolish Boy,Untie me quickly and Let's go and Celebrate my Resurrection!�

16: Dear Girlfriends who are ignoring us because of Telemundo. Do you Know EPL is starting next week?
We will see .�

17: Pls where can i do DNA test?? My mind is telling me that neymar Jr is my blood brother�

18: it is only in Nigeria that "Who are you?" is not a
question, it's an insult. a serious insult depending on the Situation and "Are you talking to me?" is more of a threat.�

19: She was My crush until I asked Her "Between a boy and a Girl which one would you prefer as your First Born?
Then she Said "I want My first Daughter to be a A Girl.�


20: I Remember The Time I Got Dumped via WhatsApp While I was on My way to pick My Nephew at Pre-school...
I came Home with a Wrong Child�

21: A girl asked me who cheats the most, Femail or Mail ?? . I told her E-mail,G-mail...Post Office.�

22:ighalo to earn £3,547 per hour. And he doesn't even have WAEC result. Continue boasting am a graduate .
Me teaching my son his ABC
A for Adidas
B for Back pass
C for crossing
D for Dribbling
He must learn by fire by force...
E for Extra Time
F for Foul
G for Goal
H for Half Time
He must play football.⚽

23: wickedness is when u read this post and did not comment nor worry ur eyes go clear when i go blow.���
Happy easter.Pleace stay at home and be save .love u all�❤�

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Health / Re: Man Dies Of Coronavirus In Delta State After Visiting Lagos by makeherscream(m): 3:55pm On Apr 10, 2020
Jarus:
The annoying thing is, many educated people still don't believe corona is real.
no don't get it twisted we are not saying the virus is not real . what we are saying is that the virus is not in this country . go to italy and see for ur self how people die everyday
And nigeria is busy discharging some patients . now i want to ask u which drug did they use in curing those patients discharged? undecided
Health / Re: Ekiti Coronavirus Patient Has Been Discharged (Pictures) by makeherscream(m): 9:29pm On Mar 31, 2020
makeherscream:
Nigerians ehn . who amongs them is the patient .
As far as I'm concern this virus is not in nigeria
Health / Re: Ekiti Coronavirus Patient Has Been Discharged (Pictures) by makeherscream(m): 9:28pm On Mar 31, 2020
Nigerians ehn . who amongs is the patient .
As far as I'm concern this virus is not in nigeria
Health / Re: Coronavirus: 4 New Cases In Nigeria, Total Of 139 Cases, 2 Deaths, 9 Discharged by makeherscream(m): 9:15pm On Mar 31, 2020
I want to shock u guys . this virus is not in this country don't let anybody deceive u .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (2 - 0) On 8th March 2020 by makeherscream(m): 6:36pm On Mar 08, 2020
Ogbunigwe2018:

Yes there was contact. But he had lost the ball
when he don beat player you sabi watch ball shaa
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by makeherscream(m): 8:21pm On Feb 29, 2020
Wait OO var nor work today? Where vvd , , ar, taa dem no play today?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by makeherscream(m): 8:18pm On Feb 29, 2020
Oh my god this is unbelievable coutinho with the hatrick Liverpool 3 Watford. 3

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by makeherscream(m): 8:15pm On Feb 29, 2020
Lol loserpool dey beg for 1 goal hahahagagahag
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by makeherscream(m): 8:13pm On Feb 29, 2020
When I tell Nigerians mancity is better than Liverpool they will argue . Liverpool has being winning with luck Watford can never beat mancity.

Team wey my man united humble last week na him dey humble Liverpool now hahahahahaha best team in EPL my foot.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by makeherscream(m): 8:06pm On Feb 29, 2020
Liverpool sit down be humble . sarr humble Liverpool today

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by makeherscream(m): 8:02pm On Feb 29, 2020
Mizwisdom:
Initial gra gra, we know how it will end. YNWA!
you mean it will end 3 to 4 nill angry Nigerians

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Romance / Re: Photos Of A ‘giant’ Man With His Smallish Girlfriend by makeherscream(m): 1:06am On Jan 29, 2020
This one nor be Louis smalls the IndecentStar ? Na him na
Celebrities / Re: Eve Esin Is Engaged, Set To Wed by makeherscream(m): 12:42am On Jan 29, 2020
ifeomabernard:


The Same way your Mother whored herself before getting married and birthing you. Principal ODE!
receive sense why did you insult his mom . did he insult yours or is eve ur mother think before you comment.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Shrewsbury Town Vs Liverpool : FA Cup (2 - 2) - Live by makeherscream(m): 7:36pm On Jan 26, 2020
Now I know why they say vvd is the best cb in EPL . just see as that guy cum on that defence
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Shrewsbury Town Vs Liverpool : FA Cup (2 - 2) - Live by makeherscream(m): 7:34pm On Jan 26, 2020
This guy is Cumming on Liverpool oo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Shrewsbury Town Vs Liverpool : FA Cup (2 - 2) - Live by makeherscream(m): 7:28pm On Jan 26, 2020
Now I see why VVD is the best CB in EPL.




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