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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ivan Rakitic Goal Sends Barcelona Back To The Top Of La Liga Above Real Madrid by makeherscream(m): 5:12pm On Jun 24, 2020 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ivan Rakitic Goal Sends Barcelona Back To The Top Of La Liga Above Real Madrid by makeherscream(m): 3:57pm On Jun 24, 2020 |
Topmaike007:it's seems like you are not a football fan . everybody knows Barcelona was Superior to real Madrid then |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ivan Rakitic Goal Sends Barcelona Back To The Top Of La Liga Above Real Madrid by makeherscream(m): 3:27pm On Jun 24, 2020 |
Emax911:they where conquering Europe because they did not play Barcelona in any of those finals . Of course you know what would have happened 1 Like |
Sports / Re: David Luis, Pablo Mari And Cedric Soares Sign New Arsenal Deals by makeherscream(m): 6:47am On Jun 24, 2020 |
Forget all this your comments David Luiz still remains the best defender right now in Arsenal. No defender is perfect. If David Luiz is a calamitous defender what do you have to say about our 80m man United till my last breath sha 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Join The Romance Sex Group Chat On Whatsapp by makeherscream(m): 4:37pm On Jun 22, 2020 |
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Travel / Re: Lagos Features In City Of Johannesburg Campaign, Online Comments Turn Nasty by makeherscream(m): 9:58am On Jun 22, 2020 |
BOOOMNAIJA:chai Abuja fine Abeg |
Romance / Re: Meet The 32 Year Old Lady Who Became The First Person To Get Married To Herself by makeherscream(m): 1:04am On Jun 21, 2020 |
WTF |
Romance / Re: For Guys Who Claims Not To Spend On Girls by makeherscream(m): 12:57am On Jun 21, 2020 |
Haywhymido:you're so on point bro |
Romance / Re: For Guys Who Claims Not To Spend On Girls by makeherscream(m): 12:46am On Jun 21, 2020 |
Broke hungry lazy stupid Nigerian girls everywhere . Do you know most of them don't want to work anymore they depend on their pussy .all this bitches self . Ritualist nor dey see all bitches abi ritualist nor dey Nigeria again Two months ago I meet one stupid bitch in a restaurant I approach her and she gave me her number . Just two weeks into the relationship the bitch said I should rent her an apartment that she doesn't like the one she's staying anymore. I ask what happened if anybody body offended her in the compound she said no she just want to change location. That was the moment I ask her what she do for a living . She was like everybody know that I'm a student why are you asking me that question. I was like you know that I'm a student too so where do you expect me to get the money . She was like I know you work and you have the money so stop all this drama. I just tell her that I don't have the money for that she should go and ask her sugar daddy . Person wey dey say she na student so na iPhone 11 she dey use if you enter her apartment na heaven on Earth her junior brother dey stay with her and na she dey take care of him need and all that .and she nor dey work oo. anytime I ask her where she dey get the money wey she take dey buy all those things she go change the topic . Nigerian girl are something else 6 Likes |
Health / Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by makeherscream(m): 11:27pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
PharmaGirl:thank you my sister wetin Musa nor go see for gate |
Health / Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by makeherscream(m): 10:47pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
chatinent:hmmmmmmm baba I dey tell you |
Health / Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by makeherscream(m): 8:11pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
Mine was last month I went to work early in the morning before 7am during curfew 6Am to 8PM . I arrived at the place where I worked that day 8:30Am . I was surprised to see 4 of my friends there we do aluminum for a living we stay in the same community (upper sokponba) naso we start work as we dey work na so we dey gist we finished the work around 3pm . Before we bath dress time don enter 3:30. Na so we call the owner of the house make him come pay us . The owner of the house say him dey meeting . him come say make we wait small . Me and my guys we wait for over 1hour 30 minutes the owner of the house never still come . We call the owner of the house again make him do transfer for us. naso the man start to dey parro say we dey disturb am dey talk all sorts of nonsense say if we nor fit wait make we dey go house . naso the man end call switch him phone off . Chai that day I nor go forgot am . We wait for another 1hour again before the idiot man come 6:30 He pay us our money before he come check the work wey we do time enter 6:48 . After he don check the work we tell the man make him take us to our place( upper sokponba) the man say him nor dey go our destination . Na that day I no say some rich men wicked . And the man na upper sokponba him dey stay ooo . We beg the man make he at list carry us reach bus stop . Na so the man enter motor comot leave us. The problem now be say the area na newly develop area them dey hardly see motor for the area to bus stop(obagie for sapele road) we finally see Keke to bustop . we enter bus From bustop to after ogheghe junction. Before we come enter bus to idogbo as we reach idogbo 7:40pm fear catch us could you believe that our bus was the only bus in idogbo that night? The way every where take quiet ehenn no single soul outside and time never reach 8pm ooo Hmmmmmm naso we start to dey look for hotel wey we go sleep till day break including the driver . The driver park him bus for one corner .we com be 6 in numbers including driver as we dey search for the hotel wey we go lodge na so we jam men in Black for road .naso we hear stop if you move I move you for one corner them point gun and torch light give us at the same time . Na that moment I know say YAWA don gas . Na so Dem start to dey ask us question where are you coming from by this time ( time was exactly 8pm) we explain to them but you know Nigeria police na . To cut the story short police say make we bring 10k each(the amount wey Dem pay us that day) and him go show us the hotel wey we go sleep . If not if Dem carry us enter inside station na 30k we go take bail our self . Chai I hold head . Without delay the driver count 10k give police . I look the rest of my guys Dem nor talk . We later give police the 10k each our pay for the day . I was like .make una nor show me any hotel I go treck go house . Police burst into laughter . Police say .guy if you try am you go regret you must definitely jam another police for road . Police show us the hotel wey we go sleep that night . we collect money from POS pay for our accomodations . That night I nor sleep I think till day break I nor fit forget that day . 15 Likes |
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi's 10 Most Iconic Career Moments As Ranked By BBC Sports by makeherscream(m): 4:50pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
ThierryJay:have you ever watch a match Ronaldo score an hatrick without penalty .? I don't think so. Messi is the GOAT abeg |
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi's 10 Most Iconic Career Moments As Ranked By BBC Sports by makeherscream(m): 4:38pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
I think you missed is 600 goals for Barcelona against Liverpool � 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Who Disvirgined You? by makeherscream(m): 6:37pm On May 15, 2020 |
Through masturbation my right hand |
Jokes Etc / Random Jokes by makeherscream(m): 4:18pm On Apr 12, 2020 |
Laugh till u faint��� 1: Who else know dis song...... E-maaaaiiiiil..... Email her... Email her .. Jehovah mail her..... Ayinekere gynamstics Email her... Email her.... Jehovah mail her!��� 2: I kept two cubes of sugar on the table. One smart Ant came...saw it,was all over the sugar licking it and was so excited. And left! I know it has gone to tell other Ants about the sugar. So I'm going to hide the sugar and clean that place, so that when they all come... They'll beat him up and think he's a liar! LOL. Am I wicked�? 3: NAIJA POLICE BE LIKE. Oga why are you walking on the road with singlet in this cold weather You want cold to enter your body so you can go and look for somebody's daughter to rape abi?? You are under arrest for attempting rape in advance my friend enter motor.......remember any word you say here will be used against you in the court...� 4: Guy : Bae, can we see today? Bae: Are we Blind before?� 5: God told a black man: ask me anything u want and i will give it to you , but i will give double to your neighbor . Then he started thinking. If i ask 10billions he will give 20billions to my neighbor , if i ask 100billions, he will give him 200billions. Then he asked God to remove one of his eyes. Which country can such man come from� 6: Dat embarassing moment when u sitting beside ur crush in church then ur younger brother came runing with 20naira in his hand Brother... Mum said i shuld giv u for offering Lwkm Shift lemme faint.� 7: African mothers be like..... Mom: which game are u playing Me: assassins creed Mum: God forbid.... My son cannot be an assassin. oya remove it quick..� 8: Some GIRLS just have bad luck in relationships. They can date a cripple and the cripple will still walk out of their life.� 9: This morning, A slay queen majestically walked into a GTBank and said she wants to open a Facebook account.... Ayam still waiting for my turn to faint cos we are fainting turn by Turn� 10: i Hate It When Somebody tell a girl “You Don’t Look Like You Can Cook” I Mean, is she Supposed To Braid her Hair With Vegetables And Decorate her Ears With Tomatoes And Onions Just to Have The “Cook Look“ jxt saying oo� 11: I had 5,000 friends I deleted one fat girl I now have 2,500 friends � 12: Dating a Girl on Social Media without seeing each other is like having a Spiritual Wife � 13: No one is as respectful as the person who want to borrow money from u, they will greet everybody even your dog. They'll be like "bingo how are you? Such a handsome dog"� 14: A very useful advice Ladies feed your man very well, a fat man can't 'Run' away� 15: A man who was tired of Life decided to commit suicide under a Mango Tree.The son quickly ran to him and said,"Dad,I won $10 million in Lotto.I promise you that your Funeral would be a Big Celebration!! The Dad said to him,"Foolish Boy,Untie me quickly and Let's go and Celebrate my Resurrection!� 16: Dear Girlfriends who are ignoring us because of Telemundo. Do you Know EPL is starting next week? We will see .� 17: Pls where can i do DNA test?? My mind is telling me that neymar Jr is my blood brother� 18: it is only in Nigeria that "Who are you?" is not a question, it's an insult. a serious insult depending on the Situation and "Are you talking to me?" is more of a threat.� 19: She was My crush until I asked Her "Between a boy and a Girl which one would you prefer as your First Born? Then she Said "I want My first Daughter to be a A Girl.� 20: I Remember The Time I Got Dumped via WhatsApp While I was on My way to pick My Nephew at Pre-school... I came Home with a Wrong Child� 21: A girl asked me who cheats the most, Femail or Mail ?? . I told her E-mail,G-mail...Post Office.� 22:ighalo to earn £3,547 per hour. And he doesn't even have WAEC result. Continue boasting am a graduate . Me teaching my son his ABC A for Adidas B for Back pass C for crossing D for Dribbling He must learn by fire by force... E for Extra Time F for Foul G for Goal H for Half Time He must play football.⚽ 23: wickedness is when u read this post and did not comment nor worry ur eyes go clear when i go blow.��� Happy easter.Pleace stay at home and be save .love u all�❤� 1 Like 1 Share |
Health / Re: Man Dies Of Coronavirus In Delta State After Visiting Lagos by makeherscream(m): 3:55pm On Apr 10, 2020 |
Jarus:no don't get it twisted we are not saying the virus is not real . what we are saying is that the virus is not in this country . go to italy and see for ur self how people die everyday And nigeria is busy discharging some patients . now i want to ask u which drug did they use in curing those patients discharged? |
Health / Re: Ekiti Coronavirus Patient Has Been Discharged (Pictures) by makeherscream(m): 9:29pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
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Health / Re: Ekiti Coronavirus Patient Has Been Discharged (Pictures) by makeherscream(m): 9:28pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
Nigerians ehn . who amongs is the patient . As far as I'm concern this virus is not in nigeria |
Health / Re: Coronavirus: 4 New Cases In Nigeria, Total Of 139 Cases, 2 Deaths, 9 Discharged by makeherscream(m): 9:15pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
I want to shock u guys . this virus is not in this country don't let anybody deceive u . |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (2 - 0) On 8th March 2020 by makeherscream(m): 6:36pm On Mar 08, 2020 |
Ogbunigwe2018:when he don beat player you sabi watch ball shaa |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by makeherscream(m): 8:21pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
Wait OO var nor work today? Where vvd , , ar, taa dem no play today? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by makeherscream(m): 8:18pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
Oh my god this is unbelievable coutinho with the hatrick Liverpool 3 Watford. 3 4 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by makeherscream(m): 8:15pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
Lol loserpool dey beg for 1 goal hahahagagahag |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by makeherscream(m): 8:13pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
When I tell Nigerians mancity is better than Liverpool they will argue . Liverpool has being winning with luck Watford can never beat mancity. Team wey my man united humble last week na him dey humble Liverpool now hahahahahaha best team in EPL my foot. 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by makeherscream(m): 8:06pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
Liverpool sit down be humble . sarr humble Liverpool today 2 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by makeherscream(m): 8:02pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
Mizwisdom:you mean it will end 3 to 4 nill Nigerians 9 Likes |
Romance / Re: Photos Of A ‘giant’ Man With His Smallish Girlfriend by makeherscream(m): 1:06am On Jan 29, 2020 |
This one nor be Louis smalls the IndecentStar ? Na him na |
Celebrities / Re: Eve Esin Is Engaged, Set To Wed by makeherscream(m): 12:42am On Jan 29, 2020 |
ifeomabernard:receive sense why did you insult his mom . did he insult yours or is eve ur mother think before you comment. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Shrewsbury Town Vs Liverpool : FA Cup (2 - 2) - Live by makeherscream(m): 7:36pm On Jan 26, 2020 |
Now I know why they say vvd is the best cb in EPL . just see as that guy cum on that defence |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Shrewsbury Town Vs Liverpool : FA Cup (2 - 2) - Live by makeherscream(m): 7:34pm On Jan 26, 2020 |
This guy is Cumming on Liverpool oo |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Shrewsbury Town Vs Liverpool : FA Cup (2 - 2) - Live by makeherscream(m): 7:28pm On Jan 26, 2020 |
Now I see why VVD is the best CB in EPL. GGMU |
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