Alabi69:
Ice still dey perform Which song e want sing?

he gat songs bro the problem is that Nigerians prefer those foolish noise makers ,

Naira madly

Zlantan

Lil kech

And others

Djicemob:
Among Greatest Nigerian rappers alive? Go back to bed bro

what do you know about rap music?

Big daddy ice

If I tell some people that football is the most dangerous sports they will argue it

Imagine putting your ankle , knee and hip at risk

To me son is not the one that injured gomes that fool aurier did

Anyway speedy recovery

Hmmmmmm am sure this guy is dead because every body have be requesting for is account number but refused to answer.

Rest well bro

Nigerians will never change if maybe the post is how many house have you buy since you where born I'm just 31 I have 13 duplexes and 1 bungalow.

You will see some people insult the op
You will see something like over pride want to kill dis one, audio house, pictures or I don't believe it, many people will even avoid the post
Hmmmmm Nigerians


My age mate = 12

Older than me = 5

Teenagers = 3

Olosho = 0

Total = 20

Am just 25

Chai

Yesterday, I met my ex and she was kissing her new boyfriend in front of a store, I was watching them and she saw me then she asked me what I was doing there. I told her my wife is pregnant and I am here to buy baby stuffs and I am very very happy. I spoke as if they asked me that. I proceeded in as she was looking at me, I bought 3 buckets, a baby seat and a baby bed with sponge with soaps then I called a taxi and left. She and her boyfriend were looking at me and I felt they envied me sooo much. Now, my issue is, if you know any woman who has given birth, I am selling buckets, baby seat, soaps and sponge. Plz HELP l was sent to pay ELECTRICITY BILL

The post make sense die

And she is gunna ask you about this post

Ask her some questions ooo

I wanted to be a footballer but that dream died when my father left me when I was just 15 I never achieved my dream.

I now do aluminum work for a living.




Meanwhile

This one no well

Deandean:
Op,abeg take 2 red label in my name ....bt sa I'll still go 4 those pusha gbum gbum than watch this mumu indian zee world...the way they pause and turn d camera ehnnn...so annoying

Amazingman:
Things change. Relationships sometimes give us what words cannot describe

I think you are right.

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So, if you are trying to figure out how to pick your life partner or things to look for in a partner. Below are 10 recommendations to consider before choosing a life partner.

1. Choose someone who respects you


It is difficult to lead your life with someone who disrespects you, your personality or downplays your ambitions in life. When choosing a life partner be sure to select someone who will respect all aspects of your life. Mutual respect is one of the defining traits to look for in a life partner.

2. Shared values


Having shared values reinforces the foundation of your relationship. Simple things such as consensus on the number of children you want or living within your means create a conducive environment for your relationship to thrive.


3. Willingness to invest in the relationship


A relationship is a two-way street. Each party must be determined to make the relationship work. When choosing the right partner for marriage select a person who allocates time for you and demonstrates concern for your needs.


4. Choose an honest life partner

If a relationship is not enshrined in a culture of honesty and trust, it will definitely fail. To build a culture of honesty and trust in your relationship, choosing a life partner who does not refrain from open and genuine communication is important.

5. Consider a life partner keen on your life


A person willing to be in a long-term relationship with you will show genuine support for your ambitions and goals in life. Your potential life partner should be supportive of your plans to advance your career or pursue a worthy course.

6. Ability to cope with your family


Your family will always be a key support system in your life. They can tell if your prospective life partner is suitable or unsuitable for you. If he or she cannot cope with your family members, you might be choosing a life partner who is not right for you.

7. Assess the intellectual level of your partner


If you are a high achiever and aggressive in pursuing your dreams, consider a person with the same attributes. Choosing a laid-back person could cause problems in your relationship. Both of you must view things and reason almost from the same standpoint. Out of all the factors to consider in choosing a lifetime partner similar intellectual prowess.


8. Nurture great friendships first

Having a network of true friends provides perspective as you prepare for a relationship. Great friendships provide a basis for what love ought to be. They demonstrate that love should be purely based on choice as opposed to any need.

9. Anger management skills


A relationship involves two people with unique personalities. At times, you might have ugly arguments in which negative emotions are high. You might say hurtful things about one another. How your potential life partner reacts to anger reveals a lot about future reactions. If your prospective life partner cannot handle anger well, the situation can get out of control when you get married.
Ability to mange or control their anger are some vital qualities of a good marriage partner.


10. Ability to forgive and forget

Closely related to anger management skills is your partner’s ability to forgive and forget. Love does not always revolve around sex, kissing and other intimate stuff. Arguments are deemed to occur in one way or another. Be keen to get a partner who does not keep dwelling on disagreements that happened in the past.

Mypeople2:
Guy you too funny o ...At the end ,he will run and jump up to show us one kungfu style

Scene 1:
The hero is weak. Knows nothing about kung fu.
And Is always bullied.

Scene 2:
The Hero goes in search of a kung fu master to teach him some of the basic skills.

Scene 3:
After, 13 dangerous Scenes of impossible training techniques like sleeping on a needle just so that the body will be as hard as stone.
After, the rigorous training.
Our Hero suddenly now knows kungfu.
The over sabi go dey waka about dey find people wey e go help.
Dey chuuk chuuk eye and nose inside pipu bizness all in the name of saving people.

Scene4:
What goes around, comes around.
Our hero falls in love with the daughter of the Villain.
Or the Villain kidnaps a girl that he loves.
And beats our Hero to a pulp.


Scene 5:
Our Hero is injured. His master goes to confront the Villain but it turns into a battle of “i get kung fu skills pass”.
After about 45 minutes of flying around like witches and landing on top straw and maggi cubes all in the name of kung fu/Tai-chi masters who can defy gravity.
Even avatar no fit do wetin dem dey do.
Then, the Master is eventually killed.


Scene 6:
After Recuperating, our hero mourns his late master and swears on his master’s grave that he will avenge his death or die too.
Our Hero sets about training himself again.
The clip were he will be training and jumping up and down like the Congolese savages of 1862 will take up to 30 minutes before it ends with a final kung fu angry face Stare.

Scene 7:
You already know how this one will end na?
Our Hero will go and challenge our villain who will give him 2 blows, 7 akpus with 1 confam black eye.
After 12 rest in peaces and 32 smackdowns.
Our Hero will just lie flat like say e don die.
The Villain will turn away happy, thinking he’s dead, then our Hero will suddenly stand up and switch on his ” Beast-Mode”.
Villain will be like
Before you know it… Each blow dem go give the Villain go get different sound track.
You go dey hear somtin like
Push ya!
Push ya!
Gbum Gbum!
Gbum Gbum!
And one final blow that will be repeated 6 times from 3 different angles.
Then, finally. Our Villain dies.
And, our Hero takes his lady and… You know the rest.
Push
Push ya!

Chinese Film will not kill me

1 . Imagine if God says that our offering money would be our feeding money in heaven, I swear na ulcer go kill some people for heaven…

2 . If your child has a bad handwriting, Congratulations! You have given birth to a medical doctor
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3. They asked you to join choir in church and you said you don’t have voice, the one you use to moan during sex nko Your koboko in hell fire is soaked in petrol
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4. Judge: Silence in court. The next person that laughs will be thrown out of court.
Accused: Hahahahahahahaha!
Judge: Mr Man, I am not talking to you
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5 .How I wish people can be taken close to lights as we do to money to know who is fake and who is genuine

6 .Ordinary injection, you dey fear, but if it is 9 inches dick, you will burst into laughter….
Sister, you have generational problem
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7. You are a Christian but you only love men with cars! My sister, were you baptized with petrol
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8 .Buy iPhone 11 for an Hausa girl. She will sell it and buy 2 cows
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9 .Welcome to Nigeria . A country where you will see fish inside meat pie
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10. Some girls will be like, :I need a guy who can die for me… My sister, but Jesus done so already now, what else do you want?
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11. Welcome to Nigeria . A country where people will attend a naming ceremony, eat and drink and leave the place without knowing the name of the child
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12 .“I can’t date a guy that does not have a car”, says a lady who baths with soap till it becomes the size of a memory card.
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13 .I will not watch WWE wrestling again. Imagine two men wearing only pants fighting for belt?

Badboibipo:
You see how nobody can relate to my mindset, this is why I'm a very bitter person who ignores hoes that say hi to him. I just hate that nobody gets me, Bleep yall

its because you are almost gone

Not every woman have sex because of money

But 100% of ladies in Nigeria only 20% of them are like the op.
While.80% are bitches they can have sex with anything that have dick as far as money is involved.

I will never get married to somebody because of money.

rottable:
don't believe your mind again oooo, your mind is lying! Liverpool go keep arsenal

mtcheeeeeeew na so una over hype Liverpool vs man u how the match come take end?

I can see arsenal winning

Me while

Chai Chelsea dey form pass man,u ooo well united let's pepper dem

2011 champions league final as a man u fan after messi scored the second goal I was hoping that man,u will get equaliser to make it 2_2 not until David villa broke my heart scored a wonderful goal to make it 3_1

That day I did not eat even sleep well I was just rolling on my bed TDB.

Geminita1:
One way to spot a broke ass.

ur mouth no good

subtlemee:
You can say that again as I am proudly one

wow babe did you swallow magnet? because you are attractive