₦airaland Forum

chai see name Cumming

And dem dey pay all dis idiot money ooo?

donoro:
so u still carry your bad Belle come fa cup match again

u say watin

Just look at that fool .that call him self footballer missing one on one mtceeeeeeeew

Liverpool need left back? What a joke

daddytime:
Are you Idris Okuneye?

Answer me before I advise you.

My name is Adviser Nowamagbe

my favorite Edo artist well don ooo

Chai this one don joine them he pain me.

My crush that year

1: To all virgins who are wondering what sex is like.
Well it’s 10 times the feeling u get when cleaning ur ears.


2: I wonder why girls with big breasts suspects every guy that looks at them


3: Doggy style with a slim girl is like eating with fork and knife,
All u will be hearing is “chan chan chan”


4: In dis weather, any babe that visits her boyfriend while on her period is a witch.


5: You’re too big to dance in church but you go gaga crazy when you hear the (gbedu wey dey burst brain)
God dey watch you o


6: You’re married but still chases other ladies and you claim you’re going for refresher courses
Your cup go soon full


7: Just because you met him in a bus and he bought you gala, you cum store his name as ”Bros gala”
Sista tank you o


8: You’re an O’level holder but you sponsor your girl for university
My broda, you be scholarship board?
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9: You dey inside hotel room snap picture come upload and write ”Home Sweet Home”
Your Mata Dey God’s Hand


10: You enter public transport #600 to go shoprite go snap picture with other people’s goods,
Abeg wetin i wan tell you?”


11: Do you know that 90% of Girls Urinate On Their Body While Bathing ?


12: Dangote did not send ‘I love you Jesus to 25
people before he get rich’ please stop disturbing
me or else I will curse ooo


13: NEPA is the Major cause of unwanted Pregnancy in Nigeria
Everythng starts when she Enters the Room to Charge Her Phone

14: Salary 20k, Phone 400k, Weavon 30k. And you go to church to ask God for a Miracle, When you are already Performing magic


15: If You Were Ask To Collect N1,000.
From All Your EX How Much Will You Get
As For Me I Will Get N4000


16: I overheard a girl talking to her BF, initially I thought she was talking to God, because the things she asked for only God can provide them


17: When the devil fails to destroy you, it sends you a girlfriend from MBA_ISE


18: Plz Know your priorities and spend your money wisely. Don’t go and buy selfie stick when your armpit really needs a shaving stick.


19: Marriage is like jamb
You will be admiring UniBen & UNN buh last last end up in OmoPoly


20: Don’t ever insult or challenge d woman who cook ur food because #20 can buy Rat Poison.
My hands no dy ooo


21: For Those Of You Who Went To Private School And Are Intelligent, What Is The Past Tense Of GOtv?


22: Some have bae but can not cheat .Some can cheat but have no bae . I have bae and i can la la la what do yu want 2 hear? Amebo


23: Guys plz if u are dating my future WIFE plz take it easy on her, don’t make her shout words like harder, don’t stop, ride on


24: Condoms are for weak ass men, real men Bleep quickly & pull out before HIV notices.


25: Some chicks be like:”I can’t cook my mom didn’t teach me babe.”
Now tell me,who taught you doggystyle hehh??.

Liverpool una hear that small boy? We go beat una later.

We are doing it today









Up GGMU

If men are scam women are what ?mtcheeeeeeeew scam kill you there

All this children of nowadays

WizKid to Genevieve on that first pic

Make will Bleep this night na nor worry I go settle you well

Let me park here yes as a Leicester fan I want us to wi
Jesu who slap me

Man united manager sha why remove martial and rashford hmmmmmmm

Man united dey give me joy this evening

When I tell people that man,u is better than Liverpool they will argue it

Yeeeeeeeee who stone me

So this the noise maker in nairaland hmmmmm ;Dshe no bad shaa she is very beautiful happy new year in advance

Naijaolosho what are you still waiting for

leonard002:
Lolz take heart bro. Don't mind all of them above me. Bad belle people everywhere. I don't know what nairaland is turning into these days. That's the way Nigerians behave.. Mtchew...

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Btw. Can you accept 142k last abeg. This badass phone can't pass me by today

chai you no go make heaven

On a normal level

The truth is light skin girls are more attractive than the dark girls that's why almost every girl in Nigeria want to be light skin.
The rate wey our girls take dey buy bleaching creams for market dey very alarming.

But am not attracted to any skin colour the only thing that attract me in a woman is BB not even beauty .if she like ugly like monkey but just get BB you are mine.

On a normal level

She is very very right imagine those nuisance noise makers that call their self Nigeria musicians.

Naira trashy

The one that call him self zlatan

Lil noise

Slimshit

Overrated rema

And some other noise makers smh

On a normal level

These are the type of girls that is suppose to be use for money rituals.
Make she go use the money for hell

But the fact is bros the girl no like you
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MrBrownJay1:
she is lucky and should count her stars...if it was a man his whole face would have been rearranged.

she got exactly what she deserved!

I was searching for your comment boom you did not disappoint me your hate for thiefs 5&6

Why dem no burn her

Tarabye:
He wants to start all those unnecessary signings like the way he did in United

exactly what I was thinking

Tchiman:
I am seeing people saying that IBRA should go and rest!!!......I beg to differ....Zlatan is like wine, it gets better with age!!....The scoring record he kept in man u in just a season, nobody has been able to break it after he left!!!!

And who says he cannot play together with Kane at the same time

All hail king IBRA!!!

I so much like listening to both him and mourinho press conferences....it is never a dull moment....Both got the magic with words!!

on a normal level

What are you saying martial first full season he score more goals than IBRA please please before you come and talk thrash always check your facts

Timileyin1234:
Mourinho dey craze o. But ibramovic deadbody is better than rashford and martial combine

on a normal level

You are senseless and not a football fan

xty50:
If women are so useless like this in your lives (for the ines that think we are of no use except for sex) then don't date nor marry. people that think like this i just pity the woman they would eventually end up with.

on a normal level

we are not saying all women but most women in Nigeria

On a normal level

This op is senseless with her senseless topic because women don't have a mind of their own right.
The truth is majority of Nigeria woman the only thing they can offer in a relationship is sex