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Onlyonebuhari:
Am nicompoop that can write except after 24 hours.

Well, here I come again with some help for your ill-educated self.
a) I have a job and I cannot waste my time on a forum with a jobless Egoist.
b) The actual word is 'Nincompoop'. Fix your spelling. Hahaha, I didn't know that you had spelling problems as well.
c) Thanks for revealing your personality in the first two words emboldened above

Onlyonebuhari:
You need haloperidol.....jobless e goat.

a) Well, if calling out the names of drugs makes one a doctor, I would pick a drug marketer above you. No doctor would have your level of English proficiency.
b) I have a job and that is why it takes me 24 hours to get back to you. As soon as I send this reply to you, I will close this site and move on. I come here at leisure hours only.

Onlyonebuhari:
a) The money I get monthly is enough to take care of your parent and your extended family.

a) We are good.
b) Use the money to enroll yourself in a class for English language learning.
c) We believe in money earned through hard work. Keep your money to yourself.
d) Do not forget the lesson that I taught you yesterday about conjunctions.
e) Rich man! Stop bragging! You do not know the person on the other side of the aisle.

You have publicly let yourself down. Apparently, you have no dignity. Just go away.

Onlyonebuhari:
You are just disgracing yourself,

There should have been a period after this sentence and not a comma. You can try to alternate 'just' with 'simply' when next you send in your reply.

Onlyonebuhari:
you should be happy a medical doctor even reply you.

There is something called "that". It is a conjunction used to link phrases. You should have added it to this sentence to give evidence that you actually merit the toilet-paper that you call a certificate.
If you, a doctor can have more time to reply to my messages on a public forum, I wonder what field of medicine you majored in. I wouldn't be surprised why you took the time to make a public declaration of your career on Nairaland.
Doctors are not mass communicators, they are found in the hospitals, not on gossip forums.

Onlyonebuhari:
The education none of your family would never attained.

If what you wrote here is the level of education that you and your family attained, I will want to remain your teacher. I cannot retrogress to a level below me and my family. We are cool! I laughed so hard at the emboldened until my coffee spilled on my shoes. Thanks for the laugh, Clown.

Onlyonebuhari:
It's a pity you take 24 hours to read and reply me,

That is because I have work to do. I only come here to laugh at your expense. Thanks for buffoonery.

Recommendations:
a) Use conjunctions often to enhance your coherency.
b) Quit your insane braggadocio attitude. You make a gigantic mess of yourself.
c) Quit quoting me. Every single time you use your fingers, you make grammatical blunders. I simply can't imagine how your spoken English will come off.

Half-baked graduate.
Fake degree.
Presumptuous animal.
Fake doctor
Jobless man

Mr. Education, your English is so basic.

what of a crawling fvck

Alwaysking:
I don't give a flying fvck

How about, "you had better learn Lexis and Structure?

As a teacher of 'Lexis and Structure', what is the import of "Go and learn" in that sentence? And, weren't you taught that the letter "S" shouldn't be present at the end of the last word, 'Structure'?

Mental retardation begins when you expose your ignorance on a public forum. Haven't you figured that you are ill-educated from the errors in your replies? I keep correcting your errors for free and you keep calling me names. Moreover, your responses are getting fewer since you are having a harder time constructing your grammar. You typed a single line only and how did I find errors in just one line? It is mind-blowing, isn't it?

Onlyonebuhari:
You have mental retardation. You had better go and learn lexis and structureS

Thank you bro, you sense foresight.
make dem day dangle fresh meat for our eyes while dem day loot full herds of cows.
since 2015 na Dieziani. She look she loot she loot. what is the current dispensation doing?

JimohMomoh:
In Nigeria the more you look, the less you see.
If the loopholes has been blocked, then why are the 4 refineries not working to full capacity, 4000MW of power inherited is still same, modular refinery promised is still a dream.
Am yet to see the effect of the TSA on the economy.

Shame goes to your family. your entire generation bro.
You are a blind man. You will keep getting raped in your financial ars-ol until you get sense. day there day find ant inside banana make you no go anthill. Leave Diezani and focus on Ganduje. He is in power now. follow him and recover everything from him. Dieziani will not lay herself down for you to prosecute. Time is running out for your baba.
ask his head of military where he got money to buy a house in Dubai. Mr. recovery, you no see that one? ode

DeeMain:
Shame on you bro. It's disgusting to defend criminality in any guise, shape or tribe.

What will objectivity say?

Objectivity: While we prosecute her and recover all our ill-gotten wealth from her and her ilk let us also zoom our focus on the grand larceny currently going on in this Buhari administration.

na your papa

CoolAmbience:
Who be this mumu?

I will not participate in a debate hosted by a hungry man like me. Oga, if Buhari good for you, enjoy him. For me, he is not so I have the write to express myself the way that I feel.
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time+data+feeling+brainwashing
calculate that and tell me how much the summation could be.

sylve11:
read and understand; it takes nothing from you.

jubril

Iyajelili:
Buhari's distant cousin

the question is how did the owner make it?
if thief thief from thief, case day the thief head?
the person reporting this should have at least reported the person stealing from our national coffer.
I still blame GEJ for not rigging that election. the man think say he will set a pattern for his successor. e no no say na old thief day succeed am. he even went one step futher to congratulate the thief and called him a president before he handed over to him thinking that the man will even send him. Buhari just enter scatter everything begin loot the loot way Babangida no gree am loot in 1983.
una day look this girl but una close una eyes to the biggest cases of stealing in the entire world. this is the biggest economy that people steal without being confronted.
I just day pray make IPOB jam Buhari for Japan. make dem disgrace am like Ekweremmadu make the world see am

Natosky my guys
your comment make sense die

Natoski5:
Forget about regina daniel...see that lady in front, na so person mouth suppose be..

Abef make una no attack me, I no well

You did more than that.

tsdarkside:
we double dare una....!!

none of us dared to do something like this to jonathan although he was a dunce....

try it....!!

Leave Diezani alone. Put your focus on the current embezzlers and thieves. Buhari said Abacha did not loot. Yet he is going to claim the loot of Abacha. Isn't that a fullish mad man?
People are raping our coffers right now, you are focusing your zooms on Diezani who is far away from home and holds no position of power.
When we go get sense?
We only know how to beat dead horses. If Obasanjo is jailed tomorrow, you will hear so many stories about him. Where are the assets of the current leaders? Those are people that we should hold accountable because they are. Leave Diezani story for corner. Money day move for your eye dem day dangle Diezani story for your eyes.
Okay, if in 5 years as the minister of petroleum, Diezani made such billions of dollars, Buhari has been there for the same number of years now. so, where are the billions made in your time, Mr. minister of petroleum/Buhari? If Diezani could steal 20 Billion dollars and the country still remained stable or became the biggest economy in Africa, how much more could Buhari have done as the sick minister of Petroleum in 5 years?

The country is sunk in an abyss. Diezani did a better job than this sick skeleton. Where are the dollars that Buhari has made within these 5 years? Your wife is busy stoning satan in Mecca. When the job could have been done without taking a flight.

to construct the only 7-star hotel or the tallest man-made building cost 1.5 Billion dollars. So, it impossible for Buhari to commission a project like that in Nigeria with the revenues from petroleum? What has Buhari done with the dollars from the same seat that he claims Diezani stole 20 billion dollars without shaking the economy in the same number of years as Ministers of petroleum?

To show you how bad our mentality is, just read the comment:
a) Pant to shift
b)womb go shift
c) get ready to pay back
You can imagine the kind mentality Nigerians have. Isn't it shocking? And this has been normalized. When you take a girl out and buy her food and drink, you expect her to reward you with tohto. As in, what has come over us. So, what is giving again? Do you give to expect back? Isn't that supposed to be an investment?
These same hypocrites who buy into this lifestyle would come out and open their mouth to scream when person papa way day give the babe food since and day train her for school begin fork the babe. dem go say na taboo. But African culture say taboo na man way sleep with woman way e no marry. I swear eh, if those men way live back early 1900 come back to life today dem go use their hand kill themselves again.

So, if one old woman help one young man for life the man suppose service the granny because she help am. This world don finish oh. Sometimes I go day weda no be the same people way grow up in African culture na still be the ones way day scatter am so. See people like Buhari age. All these ones know culture wella pass us oh but na them day spoil the culture. day spoil our kids and ruin our lives. after dem go say make men day do yahoo when na dem start yahoo.

Look up the number of people way die by firing squad when Buhari was president 1983. In that short time this man wanted to finish many people. He was the first man to rupture Nigeria-UK relationship. This old man went to the UK to kidnap Umaru Dikko. Kidnapped the man in the UK and package the man in a consignment. When the UK caught him, they seized Nigerian airline plane they wanted to use to carry out the evil deed. Buhari, instead of apologizing, seized British airplane in Nigeria.

Russia killed someone on British soil and look at the way the UK took the case up. Saudi Arabia killed someone on Turkish soil, look at how the news fly. But, Buhari kidnapped Dikko on foreign soil and planned to torture and kill the man in Nigeria if not that the UK intercepted that plan.

Nigeria would have been a living hell from 1983 onward if not for Babangida. Buhari was worse than Babangida. Nobody could say a word at the time.

Buhari took refinery to Kaduna when Obasanjo appointed him mister of Petroleum. For what really. There is no oil there. He has been a racist and tribal man from inception. A very dangerous man. For all that Obasanjo did for him, look how ungrateful he is. Look how ungrateful he is toward GEJ.
People are fooled by his humility, anti-corruption antics. He is a demorn.

He will beat Joshua again. And by then, Nigerians will call him British. We are fond of that. Joshua better prepares to fight to the death or lose it all come December 7th.
Yunusa Dahiru (alias Yellow) kidnapped Ese Oruru, raped, converted her to Islam by force and impregnated her. No well-meaning Muslim came out to condemn the act. They all kept quiet and watched that little girl waste away. Where is Yunusa Dahiru (alias Yellow) today? The case now has a missing file.
There is no church in Saudi Arabia. It is not allowed. But they are sponsoring erections of mosques everywhere. The luxury cars and gadgets are not built from mosques.
They go building Almajiri schools but there is no Almajiri that has invented anything useful to the world. None of those Islamic countries have produced anything useful to the world.
Israel, a small country compressed by the Arabs has invented and contributed so much to the world. Yet, they hate Israel, not because they have been there or been affected directly, but because of the hate that they are taught.
Ask any Muslim around you of Israel, and see his reaction.

Oga, I have seen that low-quality education has ruined your ability to express yourself appropriately.
Read the embolden below. You still haven't mastered your literacy skills yet.

Onlyonebuhari:
It's the keyboard of my Samsung. . So you guys dont see sea scrippers shoes used in hydrotherapy training to walk on water?

Religion does not control me, it guides me. What controls you? As the fact states, we are all under some force. You may think that you are free but you are not. Some religion is stuck on you and there is no letting go.

Newboss:
Walking on water is not a Christian act. It's something magicians pull off from time to time. Free your mind from being controlled by religion. You're a human being.

Tell it to the marines.

fortunes0215:
There is no truth bro, christian ladies do not marry poor christian guys except their woolis / pastors wey dey use "cahrms" hold them. Why do you think they drag rich Muslim guys with muslim females with everything they have. Going to church every Sunday is a yearly budget on its own for ladies, they want to wear new dress and shoes every Sunday. They need money like "kilode". In sincerity, Muslim ladies are very very considerate especially when they have good jobs. They are not demanding, all they need is a fine boy who is responsible and ambitious, your present status does not bother them.

We thank God for them. I hope she has a good relationship with his other kids. I was praying for Funke to have her own kids. I thank God she now has. So, let the man now keep his deeki one place and stop borning from different dormot.

On a side note.

I am asking:

Why is it that a poor and wretched Christian man can find a Christian bride from any part of the world and from any social hierarchy but a poor or even average-income Muslim cannot? Isn't it racism in the religion of peace?
A Nigerian Muslim CANNOT marry a Muslim girl from Saudi Arabia.
It takes a minister or the likes of the son of a governor to marry someone from Egypt or Iran.
The racial disparity and racism in Islam are shocking.
Most Muslims end up marrying Christian women to have their stay in Canada. Pakistanis, Iranians, Indians, Algerians, Moroccans, Tunisians, etc.

Look closely at the divide in Islam. Each race or ethnicity attach to themselves. They hardly associate with people from other ethnicities. Yoruba Muslims surround themselves with Yoruba Muslims. Hausas do the same. The divide is a massacre.

Look closely even in Mecca. Look at pictures online. They go to the same place but the huge divide remains. They are in clusters. In Egypt, the Black Muslims have been pushed to the south. Egypt back in the days used to be heavily blacks. Sudan was cut out of Egypt. Look at Sudan and you can Imagine how Egyptians once looked in appearance. And ancient paintings prove that. The independence to Sudan was as a result of the racial prejudice and racism that they experienced. Now, they have almost successfully pushed the dark-skinned people out of Egypt. Most Egyptian Millenials do not even believe or know that Egyptians are dark-skinned. The light-skinned Egyptians are Mesopotamians who came in and the Europeans who settled back after the colonial era.

So, why aren't Muslims heading to Saudi Arabia and other rich Islamic countries like Kuwait?

Read the title
Look the meaning of Insidious up.
Then, read https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/9771452/watch-mo-salah-walk-on-water-liverpool/

Hhenryy:
I doubt if you watched the video before posting this comment.

I can't see any miracle being replicated in the clip or any magic performed..

The water is not deep at all and you could see his feet submerged as he ran forward and when it was getting deeper the scene was cut off.

If you really want to attack/criticize anyone for trying to imitate/replicate the Jesus act, then that person should be Chris Angel (a magician) maybe you should watch the video of where he walked on water to have an idea of what I'm talking about.

Good for Nigerians. Sai baba.
Saro Wiwa spoke up, they killed up.
Charley boy spoke up, they manhandled him
Nnamdi Kanu spoke up, they almost killed him
Sowore spoke up, they arrested him

Sai Baba.

Yorubas keep slamming and blaming Sowore for fighting for what he believes and what is actually the truth. Shallow minded people refused to give him support and stand by him. they let the man sink and waste. they will keep taking you one by one when you do not stand together and refute this oppression.
Nnamdi Kanu came, they called him so many names. Yorubas and Hausa teamed up together and tried to annihilate him. Well, the Igbos tried to stand by him but the forces against em kept pushing back.
Charley boy came out and they laughed at him and called him names. Even 2face who called for the protest disappointed all. He started the plan but he cowered like a man suffering from Erectile Dysfunction. Charley boy took it up and everyone else kept quiet. Make we no talk oh make we no die. It is edging closer. Sai baba, we will keep sai-ing together

They voted for BUhari. They said that GEJ is not good.

and this is news?
old men who do not know what unnecessary altercation is and they need to be reminded by a president voted in by the poor masses
Look, even in a public danfo bus, agberos do not get into unnecessary altercations. So, if men who claim to have climbed the ladders of success are to be reminded to avoid getting involved in an unnecessary altercation, I am confused at this point.

They are just playing with us. They literally do not care about us. You can kill yourself if you want to. These people do not care at all.

When will he go to eat yam in Germany?

Read what you, a literate wrote below. Punctuation and grammar are included in literacy classes. You may have skipped the rudimentary part of your education. Maybe you need to re-enroll in a literacy class before dropping a comment on a public forum.

Onlyonebuhari:
Many of you guys are deranged. Ignorance is really a plague. So you gave see sea scryp shoes that is used in hydrotherapy training to walk on water?
I swear illiteracy is a chronic disease.

Oga everything has a card. You just played your anti-religious card right now.
Even if I played a religious card, you have your own card and you played it.
When blacks cry injustice, it is called a black card
when someone calls out religious insensitivity, you call it a religious card.
When you stay awake waiting for others to play their cards, it is called ..........?
When a cartoonist was killed for drawing mohammed, they call it insulting the prophet.
carry on..... Your cup will be filled soon.
Hypocrites

Kingkun69:
uncle Adidas never ever called Jesus into any of this they made boots that are light enough to run on shallow water salah himself never said I walk on water he simply posted water + Adidas it was another sports blog that posted salah runs on water even If it's not offensive and doesn't show any piss on anyone's religion it's clearly sports innovation that was made but trust religion blinded Africans to play the religious card all the time

So, get lost. Seelee robot

Evangkatsoulis:
Did I make claim to be human?

Do you know me? Do you know my race? Do you know my origin? Salah is Egyptian by nationality and you do not know his race either.
And, how is race an identifier of faith?
When did I tell you that I failed to sleep at night?
Muslims will always find a way to spin the truth

deor03:
Salah (by race) is closer to Jesus than you (by race) . Don't loose sleep if he's imitating someone he share same race with

What is the evidence that I am replying to a human being an not a robot?

Evangkatsoulis:
But there is no evidence that Anybody has ever walked on whatever.

when gays came, they said that they are not hurting anybody. they are only living their lives. That it is their body and that they have a right

then they started coming for our brothers and our husbands.

then they started coming for our kids.

Every parent, be careful! do not trust even males around your sons. the world we live in now is dangerous. if you do not know someone very well, never trust your kids with them. Always educate your children. Education works perfectly. If the kids know what awaits them, they can be on guard and protect themselves as well. You are not always there. What stays with them is the education that you give them.

Now, the hypocrisy is that the same people criminalizing this man are guilty of the same crime. The Bible in 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 places this man and other gays parallel as fornicators. So, if you fornicate, there is no difference between you and this man. The same treatment this man deserves awaits you as well.

When men started sleeping around with women, they said that they are just living their lives. The said that they only sleep around with prostitutes. back in the days, prostitutes had locations. They said leave the men to enjoy themselves.

then they started coming for our wives and our sisters. they said that they are adults. that the women decided to do the do with them.

Now they are coming for our kids. they rape anything possible. go to many secondary schools, you will see big cars coming to drop off and pick up some girls. some parents do not know that their daughters have private chauffers.
Some females students do not even go to school, they dress up for school and stop by a man's house all day. All these girls are underaged and still dependents.
I was in a hotel bar sometime last year drinking at night and I was shocked to see 13-15-year-olds hanging around with men who could father them. These men are glorified to taking advantage of vulnerable girls. Who does not know that politicians arrange a bus to convey our girls to wherever?

A neighbor once told me that there is no way that a girl will enter his hotel room that he will not have his way. Such a mentality is glorified because the first question a girl is asked is how did she find herself in the room in the first place. Some of these girls are your sisters working in the bank. Some of these girls are into trading. Some are employees whose bosses live in hotels. Some are lured into places that their wills are taking away from them. Many powerful men have their offices in hotels. Even if, is it right to take advantage of someone because they find themselves in your privacy? If your daughter tells you that someone did that to her, will your first response be how did you get there?

Today even grown men are being raped. Men will only cry out against rape when they themselves become the victims. Men in Libya are raped. Even in Nigeria, some men have been raped. but because of the stigma, they rather stay quiet.

When you do not speak out against evil, it will abound and take over you or your relatives in the future. The reason for gay rights movement in Nigeria is because of the devaluation of morals in the country. No one is held accountable for anything. People worship money. That is why people like Bobrisky can openly develop breasts and still be celebrated.

What more is left? Killing this man does not stop the problem. He is not the only one. Some straight men who fork women in the yarch too are capable of forking a man in his sheethole. Our boys are in trouble. I see them on facebook and I scream. Oga/madam, hold your pikin well. Nigerian music no help oh. Train your pikin before the society help you finish the job.

Gays plenty now oh and some of them hold better cash. You cannot win this war cos everyone is after money. Hold your pikin well.

a very insensitive advert. If they had used anything similar to Mohammed would he have accepted that? The fact that Christians are quiet over certain things does not mean that a big company like Nike would not have advisors who would have suggested the religious impact of this advert before picking it. It makes no sense at all. There are many creative people who could have been given an opportunity to craft encompassing ideas for an advert. This is totally insensitive and insulting.
People get fired for poking their middle fingers. People get criticized for imitating Hitler. People get killed for even drawing a cartoon of Mohammed. Having Salah walk on water is a bid to reduce the MIRACLE that Jesus performed to an ordinary act that anyone could do on a good day. When kids watch this, how do they even get to believe that Jesus performed a miracle when he walked on water? How do you actually convince people that the act is beyond the capabilities of humans?
This is disrespectful. Salah, a Muslim would not agree to do an advert that devalues the works of Mohammed. That is the hypocrisy that we talk about.
They need to take this down and tender a public apology.