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@lawyerchap
You ended up stigmatizing a whole country.
I know not all southies are not like mzansi chick, My Colleagues in Cape Town and Joburg can't stand Leratho. One actually sent me a mail praying that a tsunami happens and the covers the whole mnet studio in Randburg. Imagine how you would feel if ofu was the one who wet the bed in front of 26million viewers.(May God forbid bad thing though).
@salsera
looking at the penthouse duo, who do you think is converting the other?

Well officially Ofunneka and Kwaku's combination is OFUNNEKWA, check it out on the big brother website, "countdown to re-entry" under scenario D

okay Seun, Please do your thing with the mzansi girl post.
For those of us who once lived in the down south, we know the truth.
Abeg, can we continue healthy discussions about the house.
@lawyerchap
I understand your passion about naija but please desist from stigmatizing based on HIV/AIDS issue. I was quite disappointed to see that in your post.

@tampico
Check out thread #733, i need a legitimate thank you, or our love affair would be like max and suli.
Did anyone see Lerathos diary session today? i was expecting outrage, or maybe everyone is just too disgusted with her and not bothering to talk about it.
I would go with the flow, no use kicking a dead dog or in this case a dead hippo.

@Tampico
U better read thru the thread and see that i was Lawyer before lawyerchap.
so u better thank me. At least you demanded for your Hello, now i demand for my thank you.

Guys, I voted L out so much, my IP disguise has stopped working

@toks81
Please realise that this is a public forum, and anyone can air their opinions as long as its does not contradict the basic laws of public interaction.
Not even Seun would tell someone to desist from making his or her opinion on this forum.
tampico can post whatever she wants. I [like many other persons] appreciate lawyerchaps postings but it doesn't make him de facto analyst for reality show forum.
Moreover even lawyerchap appreciates other postings which often highlights what he might have missed as you should have noticed, if you read well through his posts from the days of Idol west africa. And if he has rival analyst, i believe it would help him "up his game".
So please keep your rap gangster like 'dis' out of this forum, We see enough 'dis' and abuses in Lagos traffic, and we would like to leave it to agberos and lastma and lets enjoy civil conversations about our favorite tv programs.

@tampico
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Modups!:
don't worry richiana is there to entertain us though all this love/hate/love is really working on my nerves
wats a married man doing kissing,rubbing a girl on tv? all 4 100,000 dollars
now she has seen what hes got, wonder what will happen next

as for code & maureen, don't even know what these 2 think they r doing
code is playing with maureen & she seems to enjoy being used, y did she reject him?
she never see anything yet, bet he's going to sulk till he gets her in that penthouse(God save her then)

(tampico, are juanita bynum & bishop weeks really getting divorced? after that grand wedding? na wa oh)

1-) We saw Richards dad in his house, a 100,000 dollars would more than give his living room a face lift. Marrying an older Canadian woman didn't bring in enough funds. Its a case of using what have to get what you want.

2-) Code & Maureen; Moral of the story; If you don't want to play ball, get off the field.

Finally, J.Bynum & Weeks; what were you expecting of a celebrity wedding made in America, Just because they are black and preach gospel doesn't make much different them from Kfed and Britney.

Defection to Man Utd no longer possible.
Available Clubs include Sunderland, Reading, Derby and other bottom six clubs.

The race for the Nairaland penthouse seems to be hotter than expected, Since lawyerchap is the ultimate price, i guess he can't run his commentaries on that issue, Would someone else please do the analysis and come up with a shortlist. we can now vote by creating a poll on the forum.
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LERATHO GOES HOME COME SUNDAY NO LONG THING[/b]

Leratho reminds me of my early days of secondary school, we often schemed to get bed wetting mates out of our dormitory cause they cost us points during sanitation. I think Biggie would do the same. Before the show ratings go down, Leratho would go out! Leratho has been a disgrace to African womanhood
; bed wetting drunk who complains about every one yet would not lift a finger to do anything, to make matters worse she is shapeless. wonder what southies think its cool about her.

Its official bertha and leratho are up for eviction, Maureen is a darling!

Big Brother seems to cause confusion by not letting the head of house know that the power is optional.
Today we would know how partial Biggie truly is.
Whether Both of Slobs are up for eviction or one of the either is, i know come sunday its Good bye bertha or leratho, I hope its Bertha so we can get to see Leratho wee wee on the bed some more, and be able to prove beyond all doubts that the reason why her mid region/butt is so bulky is because she wears adults diapers.

@jjuummaaii
Bertha and Leratho would be up for eviction in 2 hours.

Leratho is HATE personified. I swear if that beef was a shade white, she would be a Klan leader.
@lawyerchap
concerning the penthouse, The rule would be First come, First serve.

@modups
No be say i kolo, i was just trying out the probabilities.
@lawyerchap and salsera
la chachette? penthouse? I smell ----------------------

Hey, don't create limits for the 9ja babe, 4 days with charlie would be eventful! I would like a bit of intimacy so things can be much more complicated, but as i have observed Ofunneka is a big brother expert, having watched numerous editions and versions all over the world.
I have heard her relate to incidents in big brother UK, BBSA and BBN. The better part of nairaland was busy initially claiming she is ugly, neglecting her intellectual capabilities, i hope all those haters would come back and say something good about her now.
Meanwhile, all of you ignored my girl on girl action statement, well its 9pm right now, and i can see bertha the hippo and leratho the elephant on the same bed, covered and snuggling up to each other.

so guys, maybe i'm jumping the gun here, but just incase Kwaku and Ofunneka hit it off in the penthouse what would the nominal conjugation be; Ofukwa, Kwaofu, Kwafunneka or Ofuku?
Bertha is now gearing up for jacuzzi alongside Bed wetting Michellin tyre lookalike -Leratho. Now that they are both widows, maybe we get to see the 1st BBA girl on girl action, sorry that would be the 2nd - remember tatiana and meryl during turth or dare!!!
***Bertha belongs to Nigeria home videos, Her tears are so fake!

Codereen would not be going to the penthouse because of the fake eviction. So sad, after all the daydreaming by maureen

The most digusting event on reality TV; a lady in her mid twenties gets drunk and pees on her bed while asleep. What a slob!!!

The nominations would be real tight, as events have taken a turn with Meryl's exit.
I think its going to be one of tatiana or richard along with maureen or Ofunneka.
I agree with Lawyerchap, Ofunneka has 2 - 3 weeks more.
Hopefully she might not be voted out, but she would be up for eviction more frequently.
As it is the clique [Max, Leratho, Kweku and Code] would not put each other for eviction.

@lawyerchap
Codereen!!!! nice one but thats a relationship built on water heading for the rocks.

I can see even Lawyerchap has the nominal conjuction thing going on, kwaryl, maxwerato and richiana, so what would code and maureen be?
Much ado about the nominations but Code has so far never been nominated!!!
Maureen seems most vulnerable for eviction. She only beat Jeff by a split vote. Her fan appeal must be quite low. I mean for a chick to find it hard to beat shrek to it easily is sad.
And since the male/female balance would be overly tilted if the supposedly married tazboy"richie" is evicted, it has to be one of the females. I detest the coochie-centric nambombshell Meryl but she gives the shower hour crew a delight, so she might just survive.

Jeff is out, never liked the boring chap anyway, moreover he took his "conspiracy brother" thing too far.
If only i can wish bertha out of that house, why in the world was she crying at Jeffs exit? She wanted him out and nominated him for eviction.
okay lawyerchap do your thing!!!!

Well, Justice got his butt kicked out. Bad for the house, i think i like the way the liitle botsy irritated everyone.

Jeff to go! Why?
Justice is controversial and very much unliked, its definite this won't be his last nomination soon! The only thing Jeff adds to the house is body mass -102kg. Even when his mother's message was being relayed, he showed no emotion whatsoever, Tatiana was more excited at seeing Jeff's mum than jeff himself.
He doesn't gossip, he doesn't contribute to anything. And when Tati the slutty sat on his laps rubbing him all over (on sunday before the nominations) he DID NOTHING. I hope this doesn't amount to slander but it would take a gay chap to do that. Did i mention that he looks and eats like SHREK?
Justice however would cause everyone problems. As much i don't like his personality, i think i enjoy his person being in the house (at least for now).
Bertha the she-devil was saved by Meryl the silly, I pray that comes back to hunt and slay her.
Big ups to Ofu the lacklustre, she lives to die another day, hopefully not soon. and can she please change that bathing pants, it seems she stole it from Leratho.
@lawyerchap
I like Tati for the money but watchout for Code, anyway sha its still early days


text "VOTE JEFF"

I'm surprised that there isn't any postings yet from you "lawyerchap"!
Especially after the uncut version show at dusk Saturday.
Meryl (to my chagrin) is head of house, and you can be rest assured that she would DEFNITELY mean harm to Ofu.
I hope this time Nigerians would vote and not sit back to expect miracles to happen.
Unfortunately its the first vote, i really have not figured out how the online voting works yet, so i can't get the info on how to beat the system (refer to my love affair with jerrilyn on Idols)
But whatever it takes please vote for Ofu, she might not be good looking ( to start wt its not a beauty pagent) but she's not begging a man to sleep with her like the southie chick or getting drunk and puking like the ugandan or asking for sex anyway it comes like the namibian.

@lawyerchap
You don't have to over apologize, everyone makes a mistake, Maureen being ofu's only friend in the house might keep her in, however what is the voting like, is that who ever recieves the highest vote stays, and the lowest vote is evicted or the highest is voted out?

@lawyerchap
When i saw Jeff's profile with the 3000 pushups i was amazed, but when i saw what he calls pushups, i ran for cover, that man is a joker, from his orange suit or whatever he was wearing to his thick accent, the guy no be am at all, between him and justice, someone must go.

Short people always tend to be sturborn. Justice is a typical example. To make matters worse, he likes to debate and he is making a profession out of it.

salsera:
Yeah i'm one of those who think shower hour should have been removed

Becareful this woman, so of us paid for DSTV subscription only because of that shower hour, what would a man do till the premiership kicks off?

hey people, I'm such a late comer to this thread, i had to really read through to be up to date, Glad the official nairaland reality show expert aka lawyerchap has started with his fabulous posts.
I just hope Nigerians would realise that its a voting game and looks don't matter.
Ofu ain't fine but cool, calm and seems collected.
She would last Richard, the Botswanan Dwarf and Perky Meryl