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kaydee:
Thanks Makin! You're appreciated

You are welcome, but i would be better appreciated when you give me 10% of whatever you win from the competition you entered with those details.

kaydee:
I'll let y'all know very soon.
On the last day of BBA 1,how many housemates were left in the house?Tell me their names please.
Somebody answer me please

5, gaetano, warona, tapuwa, mwisho and cherise

spora:
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At the end of the test, Ofumama emerged as the House Leader after scoring the highest mark. However, we are not privy of what her score was. This is the second time Ofunneka will emerge the HoH. To date, every one of the remaining Housemates has been HoH, except for Kwaku.
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How can Kwaku be HOH when he has the brain of a mouse? He was at ease with Meryl most, this is because they both have nothing intelligible to discuss but hangout underneath the covers.
To make matters worse Bertha fried the little winny brain Kwaku had, in her disastrous hairdressing debut.

@Lawyerchap,
If u have noticed well, Ofu was an ardent BB watcher. She can call a scene relative to almost every situation in the house from past BBs from different. Sometimes i wonder whether she ever had a day job! Remember her talking about fake evictions in BBUK when she was made to believe that she had been nominated for eviction. Several past winners often had a tale mid way into the show. From the weird to the sentimental, I can still remember the dutch girl who revealed she was bisexual and how much her parents have done to keep it under wraps, she went on to win it.
My suspicion is the timing, why now? I mean we already had testimony time way back, blah blah blah girl was raped, the dwarf was forcefully sodomized (though he found it amazing) and the zambian bloke had a dysfunctional background. Why now?
The stakes are now higher, its time to reveal more hands - if u know what i mean.

@lawyerchap
With the way things are within this society in recent times, i won't doubt if she moved in as soon as she set eyes on the guy . I know some people who are engaged in twinkle of an eye only to disengage in another twinkle. Before anyone crucifies me on this thread; you should consider the probability that i roll with the wrong crowd.
@all
Cynic in me says the suicide story is a tale, as fairy as they come. This babe sabi the game pass those of us wey dey run analysis.
She played the card at a good time, a sparse house, when we thot we know the house mates initmately, now we begin to understand why she hasn't been snucking into bed with a male in 67 days, we are supposed to feel sorry for her abi! Its an ace in her poker, But she needs two aces for a flawless win.

Homegirl's hair is --------!!!

My peeps please fill me in, i can only read whats on the website, and i can't watch cos the internet here is slooooooooooooooooow
1) whats the task for this week?
2) What did Kweku say to Tatiana that got on her wrong side and got him apologizing?
3) I suppose Tatiana and Richie boy are not talking because of their many feuds, is there any twist in this present feud?

Well, i never liked Richard, since the paint fight incident where he revealed what big brother told him in secrecy. And to my chagrin he wore a bra claiming that there is a woman in every man, duh! He throws tantrums like a 2 year old.
And he cries on TV!!!. Kweku i disliked for nominating Ofu, but now can you blame him, he saw the potentials homegirl had from the word go, and kept telling biggy that Ofu was playing the game right, I guess he wasn't myopic after all.
I wish Richie boy out, he's bad for the game. I'm sure he would be back for BBA teens(or toddlers sef!!) version.

@salsera
Stage is fun and educating, u should try it out sometime.

@tampico
U really cracked me up. I thot i was funny, Na u no send me o!
@Ndi
I'm more than jitters

@lawyerchap, welcome back, hope you don't have a repeat of last weeks workload!
@all
I'm out of town, and i doubt if i would have access to BBA2 here, but i can count on the forum for healthy tidbits.
Any news on the mysterious folder yet?

salsera:
@makin

what are u doing with the stage at terrakulture

I watch!!! There are stage drama on sunday's at terrakulture!


B is out! If Kweku is a sure bet for eviction, Who would the 2nd eviction nominee be?

@tampico
Txs dearie, missed the eviction show, seems i have to find a balance between stage @ TerraKulture and BBA2 eviction

nope dearie, i sent a mail to your yahoo address.

@tampico
How come you never replied my mail then?

Modups!:
biggie should put everyone up for eviction except d hoh and lets get voting like crazy
(i don day tire 4 all this jigsaw self)

My thoughts exactly!
@tampico Missing u, where in the world r u?

any news from the grapevine on what the classified information discovered at Big Brother HQ this morning.
(I hope its confirmation that Bertha Zekayo is a mother of 4 and that she's almost 50?)

@tampico
I think the issue of life after winning depends on what PR and marketing strategy who ever has been in the Big Brother adopts.
As for Ofu, I suggest she should model herself after Martha Stewart ( not including Jail time sha!). Or she becomes agony aunt columnist. .

@tampico
I hate to sound cynical ( cos its my darling u) but the brainlocked tazman knew he was going to be incarcerated for 98 days with females within proximity. For a sexually active 25 year old married or not, its like saying you want to swim without getting wet. Richie doesn't even know whats love is, I doubt if he ever loved his wife, can you remember this same guy cried while talking about his wife during a presentation.
When guy says he loves you and his idea of showing how much he loves you is by "bumping you every morning" then that luv don get comma.
In fact na bumping love be that.
Its all about him wanting to have SEX, but the guilty him knows that at the divorce court, his wife would have 26 million witnesses, i think thats overwhelming and there goes the much wanted Canadian citizenship. The hallmark of his life ( and for the Bezuidenhouts) as he had rightly said is the fact that he married a Muzungu (Swahili for Oyinbo), and he can't allow that to fail.

@tampico
If i am married then i should be like Richie boy, don't u think so and not be as mysterious as Ghana boy.

@tampico
Sorry dear, i would give some of my energy to that cause and keep the rest for something else , you know how we do.

@Ndi
Have you tried googling Bertha Zakeyo? You would know where she is coming from!

@tampico
After all said, you want to fashee me! I am not kweku that would sit down and cry o! Infact I go scatter house till dem evict both of us.
Because of your posts, I was running all over Accra on Thursday, looking for internet connection so as to read your posts (and LC's too I must admit).
And my dearest Tampico, BJ is biscuit, you hear!!! Go and ask danladi selling sweets in front of the gate.

@lawyerchap
amidst ur plenty work, u get time to go penthouse!


Missed the bedroom show, Richie was demanding for BJ? I said it before in a post earlier, that guys marriage was a sham, a commercial venture to get Canadian visa. Nothing more.

Haba ndi! just when i was starting a conspiracy theory, that you and lawyerchap are locked away in the penthouse, you decided to prove me wrong by posting! maybe lawyerchap is in the penthouse with someone else?
Who could that be?

Lawyerchap must be under tons of work! or is he in the penthouse with ndi?

Tampico:
@Seun
You wish !A guy will help the lady pull off his trousers completely, n hope the lady doesn't change her mind.
Ladies r always the victim, because not all ladies like that kind of advance.
Guys r like Halleluyah! So bring on another argument. I didn't see Kwaku put up much of a fight, and he eventually pulled it down himself, for the world to see, yuck !

My Dearest Tampico, what is the yuck for? I suppose you did biology in school and found out (not to your amazement, i presume) that all men have gazunga, though i must add that an elephants trunk isn't a near comparison.
@seun
I think it was a case of sexual harassment too.
A similar case in one of the European countries version of big brother caused a real uproar some years back.

Congrats all! especially to u modups!!!! Leratho is out

@tolulope07
www.mnetafrica.com/bigbrother
@all
Bertha dumped Kweku, how would that affect the dynamics.
Someone tell me if i'm wrong, i think Bertha is in her mid 40s, why?
- Her receding hairlines. A gal pal told me Bertha would not remove the attachments on hair because hair real hair would be grey by now.
- Her dance steps, she was more comfortable dancing during the soul70s week despite having one leg bandaged.
- Her stretched marks; check out her thighs.
- Her choice of lingo. Its seems she got caught up in the time warp.
- Her dress sense. Seems far from trendy 21st.

finally, the bed in the penthouse would break as Codereen moves in.

Abeg, I missed Ofunnekwa's re-entry, can i get the gist please please pretty please

@9ja4eva
Yes Ofunnekwa do watch the house.

@modups
I thought i wanted Leratho out like mad, looking at your posts, you must despise her more than i can imagine.

Alright my favorite lawyer,
Knowing your field, it would be folly to argue with you, maybe if you have the time you could hook with me, then i would show where i am coming from. I left an organization involved in data analysis on a nationwide scale, you would scream if you know the truth of the matter.