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Guess they wan write Nigeria vs Niger

Valeree:
Dated a dude 2years ago who got so offended with everything the he complained about his job not paying enough (he's a staff in fed govt parastatal)
Hardly picks my call but gets pissed off anytime he called and i missed his calls.
Swears and shouts sometimes smashes his phone anytime his team looses (he's an arsenal fan)
Hates when other drivers over take him on the road, (he's a slow driver)
Hisses at me when I make a joke (he has little sense of humour)
Grumbles anytime he had to spend money on anything that is not him, I asked him for my gift and he told me its over ON my birthday.
And Yes, some of them are that way intentionally.

seriously babe you try

God save us from karishikas

All NA wash

Make investments shaperly

papiforreal:
I am starting to think it is better to be street smart than book smart these days.

Street is not meant for every body, it's for the wise, fast and furious. It's in the street, you go know people wey allow school pass through them. Street is military

MissMalia:
With the rate at which young couples encounter problems in their marriage,am afraid of getting married honestly.

. I dey tells u pure

Poster pls tell the man to take a little trip down to O' twn, by the time owerri girls rescue the man, no be pesin go tell d babe make she even begin cook 7 times a day. Mtsheewm married woman my big foot.

[quote author=alexis007 post=37844186]We have seen this bullsh!t so over and over again that it's now like Déjà vu.

Op, come up with 10 ways on how to make good, legit money. I'd be more impressed. [/quote. Gbamputerized. U nailed it

Poster, never you allow people's life style to affect you. See how you denied yourself GOD's blessings because of a woman licking sweet. Most of the things people want to know is always none of their business. MY point is learn how to mind your business so you can live a long live.

Some fathers do that, thumb up
to him

Pavore9:
This is a story about an ordinary teddy bear, when he was made they found something wrong with him and threw him away like a piece of rubbish into an old dark store room, then from out of space a spotty man brought him to life with his cosmic dust, he took him to a magic cloud where mother nature gave him special powers, that bear became SUPERTED! Though how many decades now, this intro is stuck in my head!

. O boi, you nailed it. Superted Superted Superted

gabazin080:
Don't know why some men have more than one wife, to handle one at times na problem not to talk of more than one.
to me, 1 wife = 1 problem
2 wives = problems and so on

. Wife no 1- companion, wife 2 - confusion, wife 3- commotion

otijah:
that means we should legalise witchcraft?

. I believe you have zero tolerance to humour

Some people being claiming holier than pontiff. If only we can drop this holier than thou attitude in this country and channel our thoughts towards developing this country, it will be a better place. The last time I checked the witches of other countries contribute to their nation's building

She looks like a dummyy

Don't mind them, am a lady but I detest make up with passion. Some will make up to the extent you wonder if God is stupid for creating them the way they are, making up is good when is applied slightly, I see any lady that dedicate so much time for heavy make ups as having low self esteem.

Poster, if I were you I will go and see ma mum and ask her questions. She has all the answers you need. You have taken sides wit your grandmum because she brought you up. you will never know the truth unless you meet your mum. Get to know who she is before jumping into the conclusion of her abandoning you. Who knows, may be she was the abandoned one.

Ihuoma, the concubine . Pls poster don't turn to emenike o! . Seriously the lady needs deliverance

sanc2s:
I sense lies!!! I live in Abj but av bin to that orange room for @least 6times in Owerri. Before u enter there u must be thoroughly searched up and down. How come they enterd with gun and even had drinks? The 2nd lie is that d bouncer was shot 4 times and my question is. Shot where? Legs? Or where? He dosnt look lyk who was shot 4times.

. There is no lie there. That's how it happened beileve it or not. Know you that the incident happened early hours of the morning.

Abeg dis biscuit still dey market! I chop am die

Poster get some sense abeg, the man is draining you socially, mentally, psychological and financially . Pls run away from that parasite.

dayojags10:
woman!!!,how many times i call yu?,yu ar abt to lose ur man if yu fail to give him that BJ. another chik go surely help am, i pray ur husband is the rich type. yu are finished!!!

rescue mission no dey retire nah

sonofananimal1:
NAIJA WOMEN WETI WE NO GO SEE.
SOME GO DEY DO THERE MOUTH LIKE DOCK DEY SNAP PICTURE

WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE JUST BE NATURAL,

NAIJA WOMEN ARE WORST THAN ANIMALS INFACT THERE ARE ANIMALS

. Enyai biko call it quits with Naija women,stop generalising. I wonder why nairaland male folks don't have respect for ladies

Angelica I love that carton wit passion

truthlegend:
Haba....its never possible, its unimaginable thats why I hate lesbianism and any act DAT suggests it,can u turn a lesbian DAT easily?

. Hahahahahahahaha who knows I can if it makes me happy and if it will yield money.]

truthlegend:
civilisation is not about been crazy and all..its about mutual respect between people and resolving issues with maturity

ma dear everything is not always the way it seems, don't condemn people or judge them because they choose to do what makes them happy. Your assertion is like saying all guys that draw tatoos are irresponsible or all guys that wear rings are gay. people wear them cos they choose to. For the fact that some mermaids wear ankle chains and waist beads doesn't mean all ladies with such are mermaids. Please have a rethink of your belief

truthlegend:
I pray so oooo,coz if all gals turn lesbians,what will over straight guys like me do

you can turn gay.

Jorussia:
Any girl/lady that puts chains in her wrist and waist is a confirm marine agent. these are the girls that steal the destiny/glory of guys.

says the 21st century, illiterate

truthlegend:
there was a rumour sometime ago that it is an identification symbol for lesbians... how true is dis?

false

Another zee world cum telemundo story.