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Return of the ghost

BigBizzy:
how can you call somebody's baby's dandy hediot?

. May be you are the one, if he acts like one, then he is qualified to be. Simpulu

DBestDoc:
Nothing can justify his actions, he was really really inconsiderate and wicked to say the least. They were in the shit together and he decided to bail out on her without a hint.
Whatever he was going through, she was equally going through same x2.

I'm wondering why it took him a whopping 5yrs to realize he made a mistake. That was real wickedness if you ask me, i'll be scared to live with such a man 'cause you may wake up one day only to realise the man you slept with the previous night has varnished.

. The guy no follow abeg, if he dint give financial assistance, what about emotional and moral support.

Ma dear the hediot doesn't want you. He is coming for his son, I will say you forgive him. As for going back to him , that depends on You
But it's better you let go so u can have inner peace.

Proudly zikite

Wetin u dey find, palaver u dey find, palaver u go get. Anabel ma daughter I sent u to school to read and write u choose otherwise. Mtsheeewm. Abeg yan me better gist

OYO is your case,

shymexx:
But being a robot isn't a bad idea, is it?

At least you'll get to live till the end of time cos robots don't die.

now u just made my day.

nickz:
thought abuzu was praying mantis

madam malaria don't confuse me oh

. Oga do u have medula at all, op said in your language

Abuzu. Known as cricket

donroxy:
Eshinshin

Omg! Nairaland just thought me something, never knew that name exists. Read a book "the noble mistress" the mistress called one of her sugar daddies eshinshim baboon now I know better.

Sunehri145:
I studied pure and industrial chemistry at unizik,the most dreaded of my courses was math 202(O.D.E) by tanker,

. Nne if say na only vectolysis of tanker- ODE popularly known as odeshi or odiegwu . You know meet the great HARRY mARSHAL of all physical chemistry. You can never escape harry

Sunehri145:
I studied pure and industrial chemistry at unizik,the most dreaded of my courses was math 202(O.D.E) by tanker,

. Nne na only vectolysis of tanker, hope u met harry Marsha of physical chemistry, tupac and okerulu

Hmmmmmm 32years, 2 abortions for the man, dated him for six years. Na wa o! The first abortion should have told you the man doesn't mean while. I wouldn't blame the man though because you an adult. Abortion is not the option, if u love the man enough to keep the baby, zero your mind and let him take responsibilities for his action . If he insists on terminating the pregnancy then make sure a you check your health to make sure your womb won't be damaged. Whatever you decide walk out of that relationship.

eyeon:
Go ahead and have sex with her...
If she likes, let she not have sex with you... *in Ichie Nwosu's voice* "Simpulu and shoortu."

You are a mad man I swear

daryoor:
everybody should marry wirhin their class. its easier that way. jack tried it in titanic , see how his stort ended.

thank you ma brother, people should seek love within their reach. Always know your boundaries

Poster seems you wify is a magician, pls tell to be repeating that when ever you need money.

donnypool: , the human mouth also has bacterias but how come we must brush our teeth/tongue? there are many quality vagi.nal wash gel/lotion etc out there. use it to wash yourself. Guys don't always tell girls the truth cause it's kinda hurtful to tell a girl her vjayjay stinks. but yes, i have argued this same thing with a girl with stinky vagiina but still didn't tell her she stinks too, i knew cause i inserted a finger and foolishly smelled my finger.

If ur vagina smells, mine doesn't period .take it or leave it wash your vagina with water, its self cleasen, if u choose to wash with any other thing. Its your life.

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Am not jesus christ abeg

Poster beware of rebound abeg, give yourself time to know what you want from this girl. Dnt use her to get over your ex

goalburner: so are you sayin using water only to clean it is the best

1000000000% for your woman's good. Prevention of cancer is cheaper and better than cure

DailyNews: LAFMAOOOOO....is this what guys pass through in the name of love Na wa o....girls make una take am easy o...see as una turn this nice guy into a zombie, hehe, the power of a woman

Daily news pls be human for just a sec. Help your brother nah he is passing through some Shit. That's no advice o! :

Seun have started movie production, cos that op stories seems more like a nollywood script.

goalburner: really?
Then what's the better way to keep it clean with no odour

A healthy neat woman has no business with a smelly pussy. If a lady has offensive odour. She should check herself. Sometimes those chemicals people use to wash it contributes to it

Enasco1: u re doing more harm than good. It has x own natural smell. When eva u use those mild gel or soap u temper wt d PH level wc gve way 4 bacterials 2 come in.

my dear pls let the poor girl be, as you can see she is still a kid may when she grows she will understand better, its pointless having that discussion wit her. Her brains will not get it now. If only she knows that she has a natural harmless bacteria in her which the gels and soaps favours their growth to a harmful stage. She will think twice. May be she should seek medical consult from a gynaeo.

darnley16: Marieol I belive ure right don't even listen to them, how would u say it would clean itself, from when you were born does anything clean itself? Does any part of the body clean itself? Even the tongue that is simliar to the vagina , does it clean itslf, but na wa 4 the way ppl dey think sef oH, as my mom used to say to my siblings" I fear una ,only say I no run! "

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Oga pls go and educate yourself well, you are not a woman, as such you can't tell more about the female anatomy the vagina is self cleasen. Believe it or not. Too many chemicals and soaps increases the chances of cancer. Water is just enough to wash it or better still warm water.

ngozievergreen: Can sb tell me the big deal in washing pants for ur gf

Dnt mind Nigeria guyz, they wouldn't admit openly cos of ego and pride. A lot of them wash ladiez panties 10, 000timez . Truth be Tld they will never admit it here. There is nothing wrong in washing ur gf's panties if you truly love her and if the girl is good

laylow001: The Book of laylow Chapter 22 vs 7
Love lasteth long as the money endureth..

A Proof that most Nigerian Girls are Evil

First we state that Nigerian girls require time and money:
Nigerian Girls = Time x Money

And as we all know, "Time is Money"
Time = Money

Therefore:

Nigerian Girls = Money x Money = (Money)²

And because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = Square Root of Evil

Therefore:
Nigerian Girls = √(Evil)²

Thus, we are forced to conclude that:
Nigerian Girls = Evil

+10000000000000000000likez. U no chop ur school feez at all

Dannylux: you guys will soon turn here into Facebook. this is a very old joke, very old. I hate uncreative individuals.

Ogbeni calm down

Poster is your daughter from nambia?