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whiteroses: Ewo oo i couldnt beleive what i'm seeing. how can you not shave your legs? (in the sense that you are going clubbig or going to see your man) your legs should be smooth please. who said they dont have hairs on their legs? i'm deely confused is your leg similar to a tomato or what. I can finally realize its not just in our culture oun ti o banilara mu l'atile ao ki n dan wo lol

Babe why u dey para nah,ppl are created different. some have hairs ,some do not. muo have no hair so aint shaving norin.if u say pubic hair yes 4 all ladies buh 4 legs its not a must.so live with it.

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slimyem: some people get talent in removing the thing...some people get talent in washing and spreading it...
all na talent!

Abi, o
Op werin concern u if pesin dey watch I'm babe or wife's panties.enemy of progress na ur type dey spoil relationship.if u no wam wash,leave those that want to wash alone.go get a life and stop tatafo.

MISTAKE

190: how can a girl in her rite senses answer malaria as a username

Go and get a life u bad loser

engrtee: Wen shud she love us

The very day she accepted ur surname over hers',she loved u.

Super1759: This actually happened to me this morning on my way to work. I got to Anthony oke to board a bus or taxi going to obalende.

An ash nissan pulled up to me and picked me up.Normally it was supposed to be 300 at the park,but we were just 2.myself and a shabby looking old man then a woman in front.

The driver collected N100 from me and we moved. Along the line,the driver started shouting at the shabby guy,that he must confess if not he would be taken to the park and be beaten.lol.

The driver started explaining to me and the lady that he picked the man and some ladies that carried baskets of tomato. That when the ladies dropped,he noticed the man had a huge amount of money. sensing it must be from the ladies o..He started shouting at the man, suddenly the shabby man said he will confess,that he is a servant boy to one alhaji that the alhaji had stroke last night and died so all the boys were looting stuffs den he made away with the supposedly 1.5million dollars in the trunk o...Omen as I hear am my ear stand o!

Then the driver started asking me what I do for a living, I told him I am a student doing I.T in obalende(that was a lie). He asked the woman,the woman said she is into business. It was then my head started beeping that "I don enter bad belle cab". I tried not to show how frightened I have become because two things came to my mind : either I would be used for rituals or they would end up collecting my bb torch and the N750 I had on me(imagine just today I didn't want togo to work with atleast 10,000k).

Along the line the driver started talking plenty,what I believed was a way to wash my head. The driver said that people are wicked,are you sure he(the shabby old man) didn't kill the alhaji? the only way he will leave him is for the shabby guy to share the 1.5million dollars with us.

The lady agreed joined in the discussion. they asked me which tribe, I told them igbo. They said ok. The shabby man started begging that we shouldn't take him to station,that he will share the money but only that he is suspecting there is a charm in the bag because he almost collapsed wen he carried the Ghana must go.

I said in my mind,"i don hear am today" the lady now said she knows an imam in surulere that can neutralize the charm, we all agreed(I had to pretend to them so they don't do something nasty to me) the driver was on top gear so I didn't want to react so I wont be pushed off the cab and there was no traffic imagine!!.

we took a right turn at iyan owerre en-route surulere to see the imam. I Was praying for traffic so I will jump off the cab.

I had noticed the shabby man was so composed and really playing his script well. He looked at me from behind his eye and I pretended not to notice. He was too composed to be scared. we struck traffic at eleganza bustop.

I said to my self oboy now is the time....then on a 2nd thought, let me wait to see if there would be a police check point so I will jump out and shout "ritualist", definitely there would be a hot chase.

My decision didn't pay o! na so so lastma and yellow fever people I dey see.I looked in front the traffic was clearing,we would hit a free major road again. The driver told me to wind the glass up so that okadas wont hear us talking about the money(imagine I be pikin?)immediately I pulled the car door and jumped out!!a camry just pulled up in front of me o,I just flashed back and remembered that the driver had collected my 100 and I didn't want to let go.

I had already drawn attention from passersby and some lastma people.I immediately stood up and chased them,I started banging on the door,I wanted to open the front door to pull the woman out,she immediately locked up,I opened the shabby man's door,luckily it was open,the man just threw out my 100naira and said take your money oo and go wow!!

What an experience.I just boarded a BRT to obalende cms.I'm late for work.(My friend working somewhere in lagos)

Op is this ur real life story , a friend told me this story ystaday claiming it happened to him so this the latest mtn sms I gues

Hw could she give her love with someone else and share her dreams with you. No be me talk am o na vanessa williams. POSTER Are u a. M. U. G. U ?

Op u sound so naïve,wot abt the gurl he impregnated and refuse terminating the pregnancy.have u thought abt that. Poor u, u are jst been carried away with gifts and celebrations.my dear open ur spiritual eyez and run faster than a deer b4 is late.Hiv or not,preggy or not,wether he is good 4 u or the other way round. It seems u r Dangerously inluv with a womanizer.that dude dosn't have respect 4 u at all.

Laugh wan trow way my phone

M M M: Op

Relax u need some1 like me in life

Mobie Man with Money,is dat the meaning of ur name if yes pls.............

1one: Why not just break up the relationship,and go fix urself...honestly i don't know why some of us guys act so funny(trust me I could have used another word in place of "funny"...it's just too early to start with those toxic words).
What is in a relationship that some of us just run into like a brakesless train(watch the movie unstoppable..u'll get a clearer picture).

You're a man,ur first responsibilty,ur first desire,ur first goal in life should not be a woman,it sd be in defining ur self,achieving ur life goals,being financially secure!!!....Before God brought Eve to Adam,Adam had a job(he was tendering the garden).

I don't even know what a man is doing in a relationship without a job,love is not about money,but money gives expression to love,u need money to properly express love

So dude,My advice is simple...tell her u want to let her go considering the fact that u don't have enough financial weight to bear her needs.

If she's yours,she'll stay and temper her lifestyle to suit ur present circumstance atleast till when u're more financially bouyant.

Lwkmd @ adam havin a job,were u they.I thought eve wz supposed 2 be a helper.

1one: Why not just break up the relationship,and go fix urself...honestly i don't know why some of us guys act so funny(trust me I could have used another word in place of "funny"...it's just too early to start with those toxic words).
What is in a relationship that some of us just run into like a brakesless train(watch the movie unstoppable..u'll get a clearer picture).

You're a man,ur first responsibilty,ur first desire,ur first goal in life should not be a woman,it sd be in defining ur self,achieving ur life goals,being financially secure!!!....Before God brought Eve to Adam,Adam had a job(he was tendering the garden).

I don't even know what a man is doing in a relationship without a job,love is not about money,but money gives expression to love,u need money to properly express love

So dude,My advice is simple...tell her u want to let her go considering the fact that u don't have enough financial weight to bear her needs.

If she's yours,she'll stay and temper her lifestyle to suit ur present circumstance atleast till when u're more financially bouyant.

Lwkmd @ adam havin a job,were u they.I thought eve wz supposed 2 be a helper.

Poster is high on alomo bitters

ebera: mmmmmmmmm, ooooooooo.come and ave him then

As my puppy u mean. Dnt go and take wot belongs 2 u.is like u want 2 taste waters.

freecocoa: You've been to the north,I was born and bred in the north so I know perfectly what I'm writing about. Under that hijab are many Pro$titut€$.

On point . Matter yakari

richarts: Oh my gosh!!!... Malaria I copy dat... U r a bad girl... Was that a biblical translation?.

I hope I taketh home o.

Na u knw o!,matthew 7:7.
I dnt like it wen guys talk plenty

Poster u are seriously chasing water falls when u have rivers& lakes around u.pls if u arnt ready 4 marriage free the poor dude and give single ladies out there a chance.pls o! Take make decisions u'll regret later

Orikinla: After decades of living and working in a community of largely Christians and Muslims in Lagos, I can confirm that Muslim girlfriends have proved to be more disciplined and faithful in relationship than the so called "Christians" or regular church goers.

Op if been a zombie with no self will is wot u call discipline then u got 2 tink twicce.besides u need to travel 2 do north and see 4 urself wot this so called discplined girls of urs engage themselves in
It dosent pay to pretend anyway

richarts: Malaria-Malaria... Lol!... Anger?.

Nay,no be he who talketh more,buh he who taketh home.copy that?

Op abeg show working no be 2 talk. talk is cheap

[quote author=Mynd_44]I wonder at which stage in Onila's life she lost her brains[/quote]Sister mary,good girl wanting to turn bad

chinedumo: I used to think this quote was biblical, some thought it's Williams Shakespeare
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

The correct quotation is "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." by William Congreve in The Mourning Bride of 1697.

[url]http:

//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Congreve[/url]

The closest I think should be this verse

Proverbs 21:9 It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop,than with a brawling woman in a wide house

Op- heaven knows no rage than hatred turned to love or love turned to hatred, nor hell knows no fury than the scorn of a woman's anger.op am trying 2 correct u,this a version I saw in a book.

* Singing kiss me tru the phone** whever did dat song must have 4seen this. Uwu ekpuola o!

Poster search no more am here 4 u.hope say ur accunt dey sharp

Tyche: ^^
He said the sister's friend. Calm down and read, don't be too quick to condemn.

Have a sight problem?

Seriously poster even though this could be a scene from one film, buh is stil funny.see wot poverty has done 2 peeps and the lady just dey laugh like isi azu.

2buff: Within the past 24 hours I have received spam messages both on FB and other social networks of all these 419 "my name is Lovette, I like your profile, email this@that.wuteva". Now obviously these things are just silly Nigerians on the hunt for maga...but seriously, I feel insulted.

To these people I ask:
How you go look person like me and reason am say I be one desperate guy who wan entertain one kain yeye online overseas nonsense as if local women don finish for my side!
I am not White or Asian , neither am I OLD.

Mtchewwwww

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