₦airaland Forum

cindyrella: She cried, their neighbours cried, their children cried, their pastor also cried, even their gate man cried. They all cried!
THE END!!!

lwkmd. and you will cry. Grab ur copy now.

vivian chinaza: Yes, I have. I met one someday who claimed her dad was Dangote, I invited her over to my house, stepped out to get her some drink and the chick stole my favourite top.

Sorry 4 you kpele o! Nxt time be kiaful of those u invite 2 ur house.. All those mgbekes feeling funkie are not good 2 mingle with.

[quote author=D-Explorer]WTF! This' the only thing you do that i hate [/quote]Guy y u dey para nah? We were just typing in our dialect.

Mehn op, where u go get this. D sandals make sense 4 big girls dose days. Wore it in my junior class.basket sandals

Have u seen an IGBO MARKET WOMAN'S PHONEBOOK CONTACTS?
1. Charles Okporoko
2. Uche Azu ndu
3. Ifeoma Abacha
4. Nkechi Crayfish
5. Obinna Anu nchi
6. Tony Afo anu
7. Mama Obioma
8.Tomato
9. Tony Beans
10. Obisike Garri
11. Nkem Okpa
12. Ndidi ogiri okpei nsukka
13. Felix kanda
14. Adaora ose nsukka
15. Emeka anu ewu.
16. Philo achicha ede
17. Chioma ukwa
18. Uchechi ukpaka
19. Chekwube anu jackie.

vivian chinaza: Hey baby, where have you been? I have missed this ur username joor.

Nne m o, I went on a self discovery mission . Buh am back NW. Hope I no Nma.

Poster, has it ever crossed ur mind that there is a part of dis man u don't knw. He has a lot of secrets he dosnt wnt u 2 find out.imagine telling u not 2 involve outsider wen u have family problems. Does it include ur immediate family. I advice u 2 cancel ur wedding preparatins 4 NW. Go and sort out the problem with him.get his family involved his mother inclusive , let them talk sense into him. I bet u ur husband to be is an abusive and dangerous man. waz he like dat in his past relationships? Try talking 2 one of his ex, who knws it might be d same action dat drove them away. Above all pray 2 God almighty 2 change ur man 4 u. Gudluck.

Ur face looks familiar, u look like my sis, wife

The girl must be a shediot 2 answer a call from an ex becos he wants someone 2 sleep with.

Ramcie: Had this Consultant who has been asking me to marry him for over a year now. He just called yesterday to tell me that he is giving me a second chance to love and marry him that he has 2female friends who desperately want to marry him but he is just giving me a second chance, also he has renovated his house and that he knows he isn't ugly so I should better wise up before its too late. I was so speechless that I just cut the phone cos it was just outright ridiculous.

The guy na 3d fool.

Ctr+ c, Ctr + v

Na copy copy eee.

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I just spoke in tongues...

No u jst wrote in tongues, i heard nothing.

Lmfao@ damaged goods.

[quote author=mr_man]The fact that Nigerians only ask questions when they are fighting.
For example: man A steps on man B
Man B: are u blind?
Man A: wetin dey worry u?
Man B: U no see say u match pesin?
Man A: u dey mad? Why u come dey shout?
Man B: na who dey mad? U dey craze?
Man A: do u knw who i am?
Man B: who are u?
Random guy comes in to break up the fight and asks, wetin happen nah?
Man A/B:u dey mind dis yeye man?[/quote]Lol.never a dull moment n 9ja and mairaland.

[quote author=Bélla3]John the baptise wrote the book of John nt john the beloved, they are two different pple.[/quote]Did he arose after death, 2 write such. John the baptist is a cousin 2 Jesus Christ and his mission on earth ended after jesus's baptism.

plaetton: Let me get to the meat of the issue by asking you a question.

Do you think, not believe, that jesus could have been married?

many movies aimed at confusing ppl. The body, The lost tomb of Jesus. They are beginning 2 affect you. don't think u knw 2 much . Ur believe is ur choice.channel ur knwoledge towards something meaninful not this thread with no moral. The resultant effect is Zero.

Delafruita: my dear you just quoted john as saying john was the beloved disciple.did you expect john to say phillip or thomas was the beloved disciple?

Have u ever wondered why John wrote the book of revelations. If he wznt the beloved, why wz everything revealed 2 him. John wz also among the 3 inner friends of Jesus Christ. And he is always taking them along.

Hi school love .

Poster if ur friend wanted the man. She wouldn't be confused.she doesn't want the man. She is considering the chances of money making up 4 the physical challange. Take d man 2 be a begger in dat condition I bet u ur friend wouldn't be a friend, not 2 talk of considering marriage. Be real.

bernfame: So ladies, if you know you're beautiful, go pour acid on your face so that the guys out there can have normal bp and live long.
May God help us!

Are u consoling the w-ugly duduets.

chucky234: Na dat babe dey catwalk or dogwalk,guy you get luck say she leave ooo

U took d words out of my month. No be only catwalk.

helphelp: GAY-briel a.k.a 190 Learn to mind your business..! Besides it's clear enough "For ladies only".

Obviously you are gay--------> RoosterDrinker osi

+1000000000000000 likes.

[quote author=BABE!]Yes--it's true. Very true.  You'll be banned for a whole week. [/quote]Abeg D BABE na Vivian westwood? Jst saying.

[quote author=Mynd_44]The one that got away[/quote]Lwkmd oh hw I love dat song. katthy Perry am I right.

Ipso Loquita: last time i Googled, he was 32, yeah, he still is, bt he looks older n scarrier than normal


and guys pls stop all this speculations abt drugs n stuffs, u know all this white people n dia health-related inherited diseases n illness.

it might be one of those RARE GENETIC...

Sharaaaaaap their, the dude is a drug addict.if it is inherited disease why wz it not noticable in dat his healthy pix as a boy. Igbo na agba ara. Learn dat. I hope u no dey do Thailand and timaya

prettyliz: he used to be such a cute kid..WHAT HAPPEND TO THE GUY 4 GOD SAKE?

IGBO, WEED, BEANS, OKAZI, NNA ANYI BI NA OFIA,TIA. All these happened 2 him.

xynerise: Prepare Nkwobi for me

Etere UGBA, etere OSE.

Eee so this she hater goes 2 woman's house not 2 talk of eating there, na wa o. Poster I never knew u do women.