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The girl must be a shediot 2 answer a call from an ex becos he wants someone 2 sleep with.

Ramcie: Had this Consultant who has been asking me to marry him for over a year now. He just called yesterday to tell me that he is giving me a second chance to love and marry him that he has 2female friends who desperately want to marry him but he is just giving me a second chance, also he has renovated his house and that he knows he isn't ugly so I should better wise up before its too late. I was so speechless that I just cut the phone cos it was just outright ridiculous.

The guy na 3d fool.

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I just spoke in tongues...

No u jst wrote in tongues, i heard nothing.

Lmfao@ damaged goods.

[quote author=mr_man]The fact that Nigerians only ask questions when they are fighting.
For example: man A steps on man B
Man B: are u blind?
Man A: wetin dey worry u?
Man B: U no see say u match pesin?
Man A: u dey mad? Why u come dey shout?
Man B: na who dey mad? U dey craze?
Man A: do u knw who i am?
Man B: who are u?
Random guy comes in to break up the fight and asks, wetin happen nah?
Man A/B:u dey mind dis yeye man?[/quote]Lol.never a dull moment n 9ja and mairaland.

[quote author=Bélla3]John the baptise wrote the book of John nt john the beloved, they are two different pple.[/quote]Did he arose after death, 2 write such. John the baptist is a cousin 2 Jesus Christ and his mission on earth ended after jesus's baptism.

plaetton: Let me get to the meat of the issue by asking you a question.

Do you think, not believe, that jesus could have been married?

many movies aimed at confusing ppl. The body, The lost tomb of Jesus. They are beginning 2 affect you. don't think u knw 2 much . Ur believe is ur choice.channel ur knwoledge towards something meaninful not this thread with no moral. The resultant effect is Zero.

Delafruita: my dear you just quoted john as saying john was the beloved disciple.did you expect john to say phillip or thomas was the beloved disciple?

Have u ever wondered why John wrote the book of revelations. If he wznt the beloved, why wz everything revealed 2 him. John wz also among the 3 inner friends of Jesus Christ. And he is always taking them along.

Hi school love .

Poster if ur friend wanted the man. She wouldn't be confused.she doesn't want the man. She is considering the chances of money making up 4 the physical challange. Take d man 2 be a begger in dat condition I bet u ur friend wouldn't be a friend, not 2 talk of considering marriage. Be real.

bernfame: So ladies, if you know you're beautiful, go pour acid on your face so that the guys out there can have normal bp and live long.
May God help us!

Are u consoling the w-ugly duduets.

chucky234: Na dat babe dey catwalk or dogwalk,guy you get luck say she leave ooo

U took d words out of my month. No be only catwalk.

helphelp: GAY-briel a.k.a 190 Learn to mind your business..! Besides it's clear enough "For ladies only".

Obviously you are gay--------> RoosterDrinker osi

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[quote author=BABE!]Yes--it's true. Very true.  You'll be banned for a whole week. [/quote]Abeg D BABE na Vivian westwood? Jst saying.

[quote author=Mynd_44]The one that got away[/quote]Lwkmd oh hw I love dat song. katthy Perry am I right.

Ipso Loquita: last time i Googled, he was 32, yeah, he still is, bt he looks older n scarrier than normal


and guys pls stop all this speculations abt drugs n stuffs, u know all this white people n dia health-related inherited diseases n illness.

it might be one of those RARE GENETIC...

Sharaaaaaap their, the dude is a drug addict.if it is inherited disease why wz it not noticable in dat his healthy pix as a boy. Igbo na agba ara. Learn dat. I hope u no dey do Thailand and timaya

prettyliz: he used to be such a cute kid..WHAT HAPPEND TO THE GUY 4 GOD SAKE?

IGBO, WEED, BEANS, OKAZI, NNA ANYI BI NA OFIA,TIA. All these happened 2 him.

xynerise: Prepare Nkwobi for me

Etere UGBA, etere OSE.

Eee so this she hater goes 2 woman's house not 2 talk of eating there, na wa o. Poster I never knew u do women.

vivian chinaza: yes, that was my culture in those days, where I come from women were seen as ori aku, but now times and things have changed. Women (around me) are now a lot more than that, they contribute their own quota on the table of their relationships especially in marriage.

So with all due respect I disagree with you.

Yes dear , now women are now Odoziaku, oso di eme, even some are bread winners. Poster u always attract ur kind of person. It is as simple as dat.

Val, this and that. I think more about the poor than anyone on val's day. 2 the best of my knowledge
, they are the ones' that need love .especially those poor kids that have no one.

eduson55: anya opka..
seun dey hear igbo?cus i wan hammer u now now

Sorry is anya okpa, not opka. rember in igbo alphabet is 'KP' we don't have 'PK'

eduson55: anya opka..
seun dey hear igbo?cus i wan hammer u now now

Sorr is anya okpa, not opka.

Poster 4 ur mind, u paste joke.

Mugu don pay shout ......., poster hw long u wan fall mugu, why will a married woman be telling u 2 pay her bills.

That shit written there is not true, hw many of u read d main story or is it about the caption. What if the man and the daughter relationship is not biological may be one is step 2 d other.abeg this kind tin no dey happen.

k2039: Haba,am only 21yrs

So hw sure are you, about not having pre-marital sex, have u gone celibate. Pray u don't fall in temptation.