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Gogobiri Lalas: The reason why single ladies are single is because single ladies are single because they are single, very simple

**"laugh wan scatter my okirika baff up

Beign an ex dosn't mean enemity.I would contact my ex,if the need arises cos we are not enemies. As long as both of us understand that we share no emotions any more. No body knws where hlp comes from.

Maria-Goretti:
u mean 'EXPECT' or 'EXEMPT' BLEEP UP?

O dear me I mean xpect.u already knw.

Maria-Goretti:
u mean 'EXPECT' or 'EXEMPT' BLEEP UP?

O dear me I mean xpect.

That things don't always go the way we want. That once am dealing with men, I should xcept Bleep up anytime. That things are not the way we see it sometimes. That I came to this world alone, and alone I shall return. Never to trust anybody but GOD almighty.

Na wa @ all the guys post. So u guys have no respect 4 the ladies,yet u guys are here criticizing woman.how on earth would someone want 2 settle down with guys that have this kind of mentality. U GUYS are the reason why some ladies are single. some Men are lazy they don't even know their responsibilities.our prospective suitors indeed. Pls u ppl should leave women alone. They won't mary themselves.abi una wan make them turn lesbians.

Okija_juju: If thats Genevieves Daughter, and we can use a safe guess that the girl is atleast 18, And genevieve just turned 33, then that means she gave birth to the girl at age 12.

Na wah o!!

Its either this news is false, Genny is lying about her age, or she was an adolescent mother..

Of course she wz an adolescent mother but still that lady no rezemble genny at all

He'll NO,wots the use of having a car and no house and investments.some ppl have a car cos is a neccessity 4 them not because they have money.I prefer 2 own mansions and other investments billion times over a car.

[quote author=hornipipe]i_dont see my self getting married in 75 years tym
Be it done 2 u according thy words.

[quote author=Olegeme]Why i dey craze i think u girls say you can do anything for love
why not try this to prove it!
Amadioha is seriously watching u.u dy find pesin wey go tatoo ur name 4 her body.u try wella

Antivirus92: I save mine with 'NKITA'. It's an igbo word meaning my dear

U r high on alomo bitters so ur better half is a bitch as in female dawg.pity the poor duduet.

This is super story

Game over-psq

cindyrella: Stories like this makes me scared to even think of marriage.

ika afuro ife,get ur mind prepared.in that Game called marriage,there is no Red card.is not a game 4 kids.

A part of me is not believing tjis story and I dnt knw why.op wot abt ur husband's ppl.are they not aware of his actions ,cnt they caution him.I doubt if u courted this guy long enough b4 marrying him.because there is no way u could't have noticed any of this traits earlier run.may be u were blinded by money.the funny thing abt some women is dat whenver a guy spend a lot of money on us we believe he kias and then dat shows he is all perfect beign.my question is wz the marriage contracted by someone? Did he marry u out of condition?wz he forced into the marriage? Or did u snatch him from someone he loved so much?.hw cn a man cheat on his wife with her friends and 2 her face without respect.well am not trying to blame you.buh u need 2 search urself and check if u didn't push him out by actions or words..seroiusly u need prayers cos the man could be under a spell.buh never u leave ur matrimonial home 4 even an hour.u need prayers Gudluk

This could be the star wn she wz a kid why the fuss.

Op if the lady in question is your gf,sory 4 her,if she is jst a friend, sory 4 u.whichever sory 4 both of u.cos birds of a feather congregate to the nearest proximity. All na local chaps u too ma local chap

wow is the dude from anambra.no offence meant.buh anambra guys are like dat.my mummy said.anywa op try talk 2 the mum,make her see reasons with u .tell her to let the guy make decisions 4 himself.better still,tell ur man that u love him making decisions 4 himself else u would quit.then watch his reactions

Pls op,I dnt get u.who is the 'HE' .are u the he or your girlfriend.an kwonfused

CLIQBOY: Poster what is the meaning of joystick :-) funny ppl dey nairaland oo

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whiteroses: Ewo oo i couldnt beleive what i'm seeing. how can you not shave your legs? (in the sense that you are going clubbig or going to see your man) your legs should be smooth please. who said they dont have hairs on their legs? i'm deely confused is your leg similar to a tomato or what. I can finally realize its not just in our culture oun ti o banilara mu l'atile ao ki n dan wo lol

Babe why u dey para nah,ppl are created different. some have hairs ,some do not. muo have no hair so aint shaving norin.if u say pubic hair yes 4 all ladies buh 4 legs its not a must.so live with it.

C. r. A P

slimyem: some people get talent in removing the thing...some people get talent in washing and spreading it...
all na talent!

Abi, o
Op werin concern u if pesin dey watch I'm babe or wife's panties.enemy of progress na ur type dey spoil relationship.if u no wam wash,leave those that want to wash alone.go get a life and stop tatafo.

MISTAKE

190: how can a girl in her rite senses answer malaria as a username

Go and get a life u bad loser

engrtee: Wen shud she love us

The very day she accepted ur surname over hers',she loved u.

Super1759: This actually happened to me this morning on my way to work. I got to Anthony oke to board a bus or taxi going to obalende.

An ash nissan pulled up to me and picked me up.Normally it was supposed to be 300 at the park,but we were just 2.myself and a shabby looking old man then a woman in front.

The driver collected N100 from me and we moved. Along the line,the driver started shouting at the shabby guy,that he must confess if not he would be taken to the park and be beaten.lol.

The driver started explaining to me and the lady that he picked the man and some ladies that carried baskets of tomato. That when the ladies dropped,he noticed the man had a huge amount of money. sensing it must be from the ladies o..He started shouting at the man, suddenly the shabby man said he will confess,that he is a servant boy to one alhaji that the alhaji had stroke last night and died so all the boys were looting stuffs den he made away with the supposedly 1.5million dollars in the trunk o...Omen as I hear am my ear stand o!

Then the driver started asking me what I do for a living, I told him I am a student doing I.T in obalende(that was a lie). He asked the woman,the woman said she is into business. It was then my head started beeping that "I don enter bad belle cab". I tried not to show how frightened I have become because two things came to my mind : either I would be used for rituals or they would end up collecting my bb torch and the N750 I had on me(imagine just today I didn't want togo to work with atleast 10,000k).

Along the line the driver started talking plenty,what I believed was a way to wash my head. The driver said that people are wicked,are you sure he(the shabby old man) didn't kill the alhaji? the only way he will leave him is for the shabby guy to share the 1.5million dollars with us.

The lady agreed joined in the discussion. they asked me which tribe, I told them igbo. They said ok. The shabby man started begging that we shouldn't take him to station,that he will share the money but only that he is suspecting there is a charm in the bag because he almost collapsed wen he carried the Ghana must go.

I said in my mind,"i don hear am today" the lady now said she knows an imam in surulere that can neutralize the charm, we all agreed(I had to pretend to them so they don't do something nasty to me) the driver was on top gear so I didn't want to react so I wont be pushed off the cab and there was no traffic imagine!!.

we took a right turn at iyan owerre en-route surulere to see the imam. I Was praying for traffic so I will jump off the cab.

I had noticed the shabby man was so composed and really playing his script well. He looked at me from behind his eye and I pretended not to notice. He was too composed to be scared. we struck traffic at eleganza bustop.

I said to my self oboy now is the time....then on a 2nd thought, let me wait to see if there would be a police check point so I will jump out and shout "ritualist", definitely there would be a hot chase.

My decision didn't pay o! na so so lastma and yellow fever people I dey see.I looked in front the traffic was clearing,we would hit a free major road again. The driver told me to wind the glass up so that okadas wont hear us talking about the money(imagine I be pikin?)immediately I pulled the car door and jumped out!!a camry just pulled up in front of me o,I just flashed back and remembered that the driver had collected my 100 and I didn't want to let go.

I had already drawn attention from passersby and some lastma people.I immediately stood up and chased them,I started banging on the door,I wanted to open the front door to pull the woman out,she immediately locked up,I opened the shabby man's door,luckily it was open,the man just threw out my 100naira and said take your money oo and go wow!!

What an experience.I just boarded a BRT to obalende cms.I'm late for work.(My friend working somewhere in lagos)

Op is this ur real life story , a friend told me this story ystaday claiming it happened to him so this the latest mtn sms I gues

Hw could she give her love with someone else and share her dreams with you. No be me talk am o na vanessa williams. POSTER Are u a. M. U. G. U ?

Op u sound so naïve,wot abt the gurl he impregnated and refuse terminating the pregnancy.have u thought abt that. Poor u, u are jst been carried away with gifts and celebrations.my dear open ur spiritual eyez and run faster than a deer b4 is late.Hiv or not,preggy or not,wether he is good 4 u or the other way round. It seems u r Dangerously inluv with a womanizer.that dude dosn't have respect 4 u at all.

Laugh wan trow way my phone