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Hw dis tin take concern muo, ppl fall sick evryday, likewise pastors prophecy everyday.

FRANKLINTON: This is rubbish. You're advising a woman to worry less when her husband is cheating on her. You, the poster, will you worry less when your wife cheats on you?

Verily verily I say unto u, in due time u shall be found guilty of those crimes.

chucky234: Abegi
**singing 2face's dem want to tell another story again ooo**

They want 2 act anoda movie

Oh nigerians, let he who is without sin cast the first stone. My dear poster, if u truly love ur man, make him a changed person, get him ask God 4 4giveness. He waz only trying 2 survive 2 d best of my knwledge. Afterall our leaders loots millions of naira meant 4 the citizens. Some of these people wagging their tongues here are directly or indirectly related 2 these leaders. If I happen 2 fall in love with a yahoo guy without knwing it.I will make him stop but will go ahead and marry him.let God decide ur fate.that's all I can say.

Poster, hw long have u guys bEen going out.u are tired of fucking her.NW u wan 2 dump her becos u knw she has no one.amadioha is seriously watching you.

Pls can someone teach me hw 2 boil water. So seun has NW turned dis place 2 catering school.intersting.

Pls can someone teaching me hw 2 boil water. So seun has NW turned dis place 2 catering school.intersting.

Okija_juju: 13 Mistakes Women make with men.. By OKIJA JUJU

1. Using her p`ussy as a negotiation tool:

2. Taking Advice on men from women:

3. Trying to change a Man

4. Letting herself go because she think shes got him.

5. Thinking he is a mugu

6. Alawys asking him for money and never giving him back any money in return.

7. Relying on her physical beauty alone

8. Trusting us too much

9. Using pregnancy to trap us

10. Using Church and 'being born-again' to decieve us

11. Thinking her 'virginity' will impress him

12. Not knowing how to price Garri in the Market (not economical)

13. Taking my advice or the OP's advice seriously

Guy u are d bomb.hoha

Truly he saw a daughter in his wife's eye.

zumbigbo: Other countries in Africa have musical soldiers like Tiken Jah Fakoly (CIV singing about Pan-africanism and neo-colonialism/Salif Keita about social issues and we have chimps singing about imported horse hair or Indian woman pubic hair shavings. KMFT!

Dude that wz harsh nah, we are supposed 2 be ur better halves

Raymond88: Okay, what's wrong with eating soaked garri? Apart from the fact that it signifies poverty. . .

Pls cast out the spirit of unexposure in you.pls drinking garri is not a sympthom of povert.some people enjoy it.is like saying eatin roasted corn is a sign of poverty

Joan Johnson: I use to think it was the deepest, until this very one happened to me, its not just deep but it dugged a pit in my heart, i still can't get over it.

Heya.come 2 me , am gud in mending broken hearts and maintaning unbroken ones.

vivian chinaza: Come on guys! Don't tell me you all don't know? "First cut is the deepest" is a song by Sheryl Crow! The "cut" means heartbreak.

But hw persin heart go cut nah no be meat o. Talking abt hearbreak, na glass wey dey break o.

Dear poster may be the dude is impotent that's why he is talking abt DNA.or probably he is married.tell ur friend 2 keep the baby but never 2 consider marrying such a man.he is not worth it .imagine after seven years.

Dear op, I think there something ur friend is not telling u.besides that may be the man knws he is impotent.so he is doubting the possibilty of him impregnating the girl.probably he has a family already but still wants his baby.u knw these our testesterone brothers can't be trusted.if truly he is responsible 4 the pregnancy, the girl should go and discuss with her parents.they should knw wot 2 do.if I were the girl, I will keep the baby but I won't consider marrying the man with that kind of answer.

I am my Boss 's Boss

vivian chinaza: I like all of the above. I also love when I'm cooking in the kitchen and he comes in and hugs me fRom behind and I will give him a piece of meat or fish......, when he lies on my legs and tells me about his day, when he paints my toes with nail polish,,,,,,etc *winks*

Did u jst type painting toes. Do u mind if I borrow ur bf 4 a second.

Mynd_44: I don't care if you are a girl or my boss, you blow up my phone (call 5 times upwards) with noting good, I will start leaving your calls unanswered. I don't waste people's time and I don't like it when they do mine

Are u being inappropriate or selfish.

Poster, if u happen 2 be the last of the creation,created from one out of the ribs of a body. Have an uinexpected visitor 4times n a month,have another life inside u 4 9months.would u understand urself

slimyem: i have never actually believed in these temperament thing..
Though i think i'm more of a San-Mel,I can be any of the four temperaments if i want to...
...and i'm not also a lot of some parts of those temperaments...and i do not believe anyone's temperament or mine would define our compatibility in any way!

No be lie my sis, all dis temperament stuffs some even link it with zodiac signs.I believe ppl are the way God created them. Some act with respect to enviroment and ppl they are with.

Etranshub: Its either u truly ve malaria or u re just d same as the girl in this matter....anwiru oun wiiru

I pretend I dint see dat,u r not the guy nor poster.pls face the post and not me.we can't think alike.

I can't stand noisy pepple. They make me sick with their loudness .they talk not becos they have something reasonable 2 say but becos they want 2 talk.most a times they gossip. Not intelligent anyway .They got no secrets,brags have nothing 2 offer except their NOISE.I prefer gentle and calm people.

girl king: me marry disabled ni? it was just yesterday I had a chat wit my friend on d qualities I want in my man:
Tall, dark, handsome, flat tummy, pink lips

Wake up Cinderella.

Na wa o! Some babes dey try o!,no be beans. God in heaven knws the truth which is,its very difficult for lady 2 fall in love with a disabled man In 9ja.any 9ja man in that condition would easily take out his frustration on the girl,not to talk about the suspicions. If I happen 2 marry and fate puts my spouse in this condition.I won't abandon him. 2 fall in love with a man in this condition,even na if na him get this world. Hmmmmmmmm make I ask goggle I dy come.

Op,nairalanders are non-serious ppl.my advice, never take anything u see here 2 serious else u will die of heartache.rather come wen u are bored,sad, depressed, etc .then u will get the moola.

I dnt kNw why Ppl like finding out things that would hurt them. Nw ur friend has his choice 2 make, 2 either stay or walk away. Am not supporting the babe buh they are not married. so tell ur friend 2 worry more abt a wife than a girlfriend.

deolub: This thread is becoming interesting no be small....I really think Its not a bad Idea calling your babe
"My Jollof Rice" or "Tomato Jos"

Eeekwa, call Baeebi Oku join nah

Shaw007: hahaha. . NO WAY
jollof rice?? Really??

U dey doubt am . U neva hear flavor n'abania Oyi na atu m

NobleAngell: He calls me Sunshine, and i luv it. But i hate it wen he calls me his '1st lady', makes me fil lyk he is callin me Patience Jonathan!

Lwkmd@my first lady. chick he is not Gudluck nah

MRbrownJAY: i am surprised that "B.ITCH" is in none of these list......... now we all know that many girl's pet name is B I T C H, as in:"B.itch is my food ready?!

BI t c h as in Babe In Total Control of Herself.