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k2039: [size=15pt]It can never happen to me.

I can never have pre marital sex[/size]

Hope u are HAPPILY MARRIED. Else then u are castrated. Onye iru abuo.

claremont: A pro-stitute is someone who sells her body in exchange for "returns". This "returns" could be money, mobile phone credit, free meals, free room to live in, e.t.c. If we broaden the scope like this, we would then understand were the poster is coming from.

I bet u do one of these 4 ur babe, so ur babe na prostitute. Abi u wan talk.

Poster u are an educated illiterate 4 dat triblistic remark. Wot has Tribe got 2 do with the fact that u don't have moral ethics 2 knw the age barrier in your relationship. Enyia think twice and quickly delete this thread that has no economic and agric imporatnce.

rokiatu: It didn't work for me, started my second one, that didn't work, third one didn't work either. Fourth one was bullsh**it. Back to the first one, we are going very strong and I really hope he marry me.

Maybe I will be the first to break that myth.

Agaracha must come back.

vivian chinaza: My dear malaria, that one sent me to Kanu Nwankwo's heart foundation. I just held unto the good memories. I'm beginning to have a better memory anyway. Thanks babe!

Kai chai, I feel ur pain kpele. There is no harm in trying give the young dude a try, buh apply caution , who knws the collision may be inelastic.

Haba Vivian, wot about our loving boyfriend dat paints our toes, are u distant from him, jst run 2 him as fast as possible. Avoid this dude is jst a crush. before u knw wtsapp,u will reaize u are chasing waterfalls wen ur lake is close by.would u throw away d love u shared cos of someone u dnt knw wot his mission around u is.My dear we females are not created the same day as men.jst my candid advice.

Ojchizzy: Am in a relationship wif a gal dat i no longer hv feelingz 4...i dnt knw wat to do coz am very much inluv wif hr frnd nd she luv me 2...I want 2 brk up wif my galfrnd nt becos am inluv wif hr frnd bt becos our relationship iz boring nd as no future...I nid advice

Are u a lesbian? Ur status says female.

Poster, ur babe dey dance alanta, azonto and etigi 4 ur head. Are u a mugu? Abeg open ur spiritual eyes.

So many principles. There are no rules 4 marriage.the only rule I knw is ten Commandment

jhydebaba: In the ratio 7 : 1

Isaiah 4 verse 1

Hahhhhhhaaaaaaaaa, poster u are what we Cal Asst. Secretary 2 the deputy finicial assisstance 2 the deputy boyfriend.

Hw dis tin take concern muo, ppl fall sick evryday, likewise pastors prophecy everyday.

FRANKLINTON: This is rubbish. You're advising a woman to worry less when her husband is cheating on her. You, the poster, will you worry less when your wife cheats on you?

Verily verily I say unto u, in due time u shall be found guilty of those crimes.

chucky234: Abegi
**singing 2face's dem want to tell another story again ooo**

They want 2 act anoda movie

Oh nigerians, let he who is without sin cast the first stone. My dear poster, if u truly love ur man, make him a changed person, get him ask God 4 4giveness. He waz only trying 2 survive 2 d best of my knwledge. Afterall our leaders loots millions of naira meant 4 the citizens. Some of these people wagging their tongues here are directly or indirectly related 2 these leaders. If I happen 2 fall in love with a yahoo guy without knwing it.I will make him stop but will go ahead and marry him.let God decide ur fate.that's all I can say.

Poster, hw long have u guys bEen going out.u are tired of fucking her.NW u wan 2 dump her becos u knw she has no one.amadioha is seriously watching you.

Pls can someone teach me hw 2 boil water. So seun has NW turned dis place 2 catering school.intersting.

Pls can someone teaching me hw 2 boil water. So seun has NW turned dis place 2 catering school.intersting.

[quote author=Okija_juju]13 Mistakes Women make with men.. By OKIJA JUJU

1. Using her p`ussy as a negotiation tool:

2. Taking Advice on men from women:

3. Trying to change a Man

4. Letting herself go because she think shes got him.

5. Thinking he is a mugu

6. Alawys asking him for money and never giving him back any money in return.

7. Relying on her physical beauty alone

8. Trusting us too much

9. Using pregnancy to trap us

10. Using Church and 'being born-again' to decieve us

11. Thinking her 'virginity' will impress him

12. Not knowing how to price Garri in the Market (not economical)

13. Taking my advice or the OP's advice seriously [/quote]Guy u are d bomb.hoha

Truly he saw a daughter in his wife's eye.

zumbigbo: Other countries in Africa have musical soldiers like Tiken Jah Fakoly (CIV singing about Pan-africanism and neo-colonialism/Salif Keita about social issues and we have chimps singing about imported horse hair or Indian woman pubic hair shavings. KMFT!

Dude that wz harsh nah, we are supposed 2 be ur better halves

Raymond88: Okay, what's wrong with eating soaked garri? Apart from the fact that it signifies poverty. . .

Pls cast out the spirit of unexposure in you.pls drinking garri is not a sympthom of povert.some people enjoy it.is like saying eatin roasted corn is a sign of poverty

Joan Johnson: I use to think it was the deepest, until this very one happened to me, its not just deep but it dugged a pit in my heart, i still can't get over it.

Heya.come 2 me , am gud in mending broken hearts and maintaning unbroken ones.

vivian chinaza: Come on guys! Don't tell me you all don't know? "First cut is the deepest" is a song by Sheryl Crow! The "cut" means heartbreak.

But hw persin heart go cut nah no be meat o. Talking abt hearbreak, na glass wey dey break o.

Dear poster may be the dude is impotent that's why he is talking abt DNA.or probably he is married.tell ur friend 2 keep the baby but never 2 consider marrying such a man.he is not worth it .imagine after seven years.

Dear op, I think there something ur friend is not telling u.besides that may be the man knws he is impotent.so he is doubting the possibilty of him impregnating the girl.probably he has a family already but still wants his baby.u knw these our testesterone brothers can't be trusted.if truly he is responsible 4 the pregnancy, the girl should go and discuss with her parents.they should knw wot 2 do.if I were the girl, I will keep the baby but I won't consider marrying the man with that kind of answer.

I am my Boss 's Boss

vivian chinaza: I like all of the above. I also love when I'm cooking in the kitchen and he comes in and hugs me fRom behind and I will give him a piece of meat or fish......, when he lies on my legs and tells me about his day, when he paints my toes with nail polish,,,,,,etc *winks*

Did u jst type painting toes. Do u mind if I borrow ur bf 4 a second.

[quote author=Mynd_44]I don't care if you are a girl or my boss, you blow up my phone (call 5 times upwards) with noting good, I will start leaving your calls unanswered. I don't waste people's time and I don't like it when they do mine[/quote]Are u being inappropriate or selfish.

Poster, if u happen 2 be the last of the creation,created from one out of the ribs of a body. Have an uinexpected visitor 4times n a month,have another life inside u 4 9months.would u understand urself

slimyem: i have never actually believed in these temperament thing..
Though i think i'm more of a San-Mel,I can be any of the four temperaments if i want to...
...and i'm not also a lot of some parts of those temperaments...and i do not believe anyone's temperament or mine would define our compatibility in any way!

No be lie my sis, all dis temperament stuffs some even link it with zodiac signs.I believe ppl are the way God created them. Some act with respect to enviroment and ppl they are with.

Etranshub: Its either u truly ve malaria or u re just d same as the girl in this matter....anwiru oun wiiru

I pretend I dint see dat,u r not the guy nor poster.pls face the post and not me.we can't think alike.