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Romance › Re: My Girlfriends Boyfriend Gave Her A Confusing Reply. by malaria(f): 3:18pm On Sep 12, 2012
Dear poster may be the dude is impotent that's why he is talking abt DNA.or probably he is married.tell ur friend 2 keep the baby but never 2 consider marrying such a man.he is not worth it .imagine after seven years.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriends Boyfriend Gave Her A Confusing Reply. by malaria(f): 11:19am On Sep 12, 2012
Dear op, I think there something ur friend is not telling u.besides that may be the man knws he is impotent.so he is doubting the possibilty of him impregnating the girl.probably he has a family already but still wants his baby.u knw these our testesterone brothers can't be trusted.if truly he is responsible 4 the pregnancy, the girl should go and discuss with her parents.they should knw wot 2 do.if I were the girl, I will keep the baby but I won't consider marrying the man with that kind of answer.
Career › Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by malaria(f): 7:54pm On Sep 10, 2012
I am my Boss 's Boss
Romance › Re: Which One Did You Enjoy Doing Most With Your Partner. by malaria(f): 7:22pm On Sep 10, 2012
vivian chinaza: I like all of the above. I also love when I'm cooking in the kitchen and he comes in and hugs me fRom behind and I will give him a piece of meat or fish......, when he lies on my legs and tells me about his day, when he paints my toes with nail polish,,,,,,etc *winks*
Did u jst type painting toes. Do u mind if I borrow ur bf 4 a second.
Romance › Re: Relationships And Phone Calls. by malaria(f): 7:09pm On Sep 10, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]I don't care if you are a girl or my boss, you blow up my phone (call 5 times upwards) with noting good, I will start leaving your calls unanswered. I don't waste people's time and I don't like it when they do mine[/quote]Are u being inappropriate or selfish.
Romance › Re: Women, Why Are You All Confused? by malaria(f): 4:29pm On Sep 10, 2012
Poster, if u happen 2 be the last of the creation,created from one out of the ribs of a body. Have an uinexpected visitor 4times n a month,have another life inside u 4 9months.would u understand urself
Romance › Re: Temperament N Love. by malaria(f): 4:04pm On Sep 10, 2012
slimyem: i have never actually believed in these temperament thing..
Though i think i'm more of a San-Mel,I can be any of the four temperaments if i want to...
...and i'm not also a lot of some parts of those temperaments...and i do not believe anyone's temperament or mine would define our compatibility in any way!
No be lie my sis, all dis temperament stuffs some even link it with zodiac signs.I believe ppl are the way God created them. Some act with respect to enviroment and ppl they are with.
Romance › Re: Was She Cheating Or A "Harmless" Chat? by malaria(f): 11:58am On Sep 05, 2012
Etranshub: Its either u truly ve malaria or u re just d same as the girl in this matter....anwiru oun wiiru
I pretend I dint see dat,u r not the guy nor poster.pls face the post and not me.we can't think alike.
Romance › Re: Guys Do U Like Yr Girls "Quiet" Or "Noisy" by malaria(f): 4:08am On Sep 05, 2012
I can't stand noisy pepple. They make me sick with their loudness .they talk not becos they have something reasonable 2 say but becos they want 2 talk.most a times they gossip. Not intelligent anyway .They got no secrets,brags have nothing 2 offer except their NOISE.I prefer gentle and calm people.
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Disabled Man For Love? (Pictures) by malaria(f): 3:38am On Sep 05, 2012
girl king: me marry disabled ni? it was just yesterday I had a chat wit my friend on d qualities I want in my man:
Tall, dark, handsome, flat tummy, pink lips
Wake up Cinderella.
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Disabled Man For Love? (Pictures) by malaria(f): 3:25am On Sep 05, 2012
Na wa o! Some babes dey try o!,no be beans. God in heaven knws the truth which is,its very difficult for lady 2 fall in love with a disabled man In 9ja.any 9ja man in that condition would easily take out his frustration on the girl,not to talk about the suspicions. If I happen 2 marry and fate puts my spouse in this condition.I won't abandon him. 2 fall in love with a man in this condition,even na if na him get this world. Hmmmmmmmm make I ask goggle I dy come.
Romance › Re: My Question by malaria(f): 3:13am On Sep 05, 2012
Op,nairalanders are non-serious ppl.my advice, never take anything u see here 2 serious else u will die of heartache.rather come wen u are bored,sad, depressed, etc .then u will get the moola.
Romance › Re: Was She Cheating Or A "Harmless" Chat? by malaria(f): 3:03am On Sep 05, 2012
I dnt kNw why Ppl like finding out things that would hurt them. Nw ur friend has his choice 2 make, 2 either stay or walk away. Am not supporting the babe buh they are not married. so tell ur friend 2 worry more abt a wife than a girlfriend.
Romance › Re: Women’s Most Hated Pet Names by malaria(f): 2:40am On Sep 05, 2012
deolub: This thread is becoming interesting no be small....I really think Its not a bad Idea calling your babe
"My Jollof Rice" or "Tomato Jos"
Eeekwa, call Baeebi Oku join nah
Romance › Re: Women’s Most Hated Pet Names by malaria(f): 2:36am On Sep 05, 2012
Shaw007: hahaha. . NO WAY
jollof rice?? Really??grin
U dey doubt am . U neva hear flavor n'abania Oyi na atu m
Romance › Re: Women’s Most Hated Pet Names by malaria(f): 2:33am On Sep 05, 2012
NobleAngell: He calls me Sunshine, and i luv it. But i hate it wen he calls me his '1st lady', makes me fil lyk he is callin me Patience Jonathan! lipsrsealed
Lwkmd@my first lady. chick he is not Gudluck nah
Romance › Re: Women’s Most Hated Pet Names by malaria(f): 2:25am On Sep 05, 2012
MRbrownJAY: i am surprised that "B.ITCH" is in none of these list......... now we all know that many girl's pet name is B I T C H, as in:"B.itch is my food ready?!
BI t c h as in Babe In Total Control of Herself.
Family › Re: Ever Felt Like You Married The Wrong Person? by malaria(f): 1:01pm On Sep 02, 2012
Leobreezy: Fortunately i havn't made any nuptial vows yet. Ladies and Gents, marriage is nt meant 2 update ur facebook relationship status, it is a life long vow u will make 2 be with ur spouse TIL DEATH DO YOU PART. It petrifies me 2 see young beautiful girls breeze into marriage and after 2 yrs dey end up looking like they have pellagra due to marital problems. I will address d ladies bcuz dis issue is predominant in d fairer sex. If u want 2 get married MAINLY bcuz u think u're getting old, den my dear ur definitely nt ready 4 marriage. Age is nt d reason 2 get married, LOVE is. Unfortunately our primitive african ideology doesn't support dat, bt dat should'nt intimidate u. And most importantly shun arranged marriage. That is d main reason why we have broken homes today. If u knw nothing about him then DON'T GET MARRIED. I'm nt just talking about his family and what he does for a living, i mean his nature, attitude, character and orientation. What is courtship for?! U put urself and ur unborn progeny @ risk of living an unhappy life. Dats my advice sha.
Ur on point. Ur grammer 2 mush o!
Family › Re: Ever Felt Like You Married The Wrong Person? by malaria(f): 12:51pm On Sep 02, 2012
debrief08: Go and look at yourself in the mirror and start saying positive things about yourself.
Look at yourself as Precious not as "mrs" this or that, start loving yourself first, if you don't love or respect yourself no one else will.
Stop being a doormat, be a human being first before being a wife, also teach your children that marriage is not their goal in life, their goal in life should be to be productive, respectful, serve God through serving humanity, seek Gods purpose in their lives and fulfil it.
When our time in the world ends, God wouldn't ask if you married or single, he will ask if you did what he sent you to do. We put so much pressure on ourselves to fulfil societail pressure that we forsake Gods plans for us, and rush into rubbish. When you have a bad marriage everything else in your life will loose focus.
When I talk about serving God I am not talking about Pastor worship or fasting and prayers, I am talking about serving others, taking beverages for strangers in the hospital who can't afford it, buying books for children in public schooks who can't afford it. That is service to God.
Love yourself, You were not born to be "mrs", you were born for Gods glory, only you can achieve that
Tell am o e never hear say rapture is around the corner.their is no marriage in heaven.
Romance › Re: The Laws Of Keeping A Woman by malaria(f): 12:28pm On Sep 02, 2012
[quote author=lola.luv]Very true. The relationship world would be a much better place if people learned to this to one another.[/quote]Show working o!,no be 2 talk plenty.
Romance › Re: How Expensive Is Your Relationship? by malaria(f): 8:02pm On Aug 30, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]You dey mind am. She dey upgrade herself for NL[/quote]Na wa o,upgrade ke. Internet love.
Romance › Re: How Expensive Is Your Relationship? by malaria(f): 3:18pm On Aug 30, 2012
Idowuogbo: Format! All na WASH!!!
Babe na wa 2 u o,
Romance › Re: Caught Ur Gurl Cheating! And She Says...what Will You Do? by malaria(f): 7:22pm On Aug 29, 2012
M M M: Ok
No wahala wink

Which babe do u need here, make I do am point & kill 4 u huh

Just tell me her name & give me ur home address undecided

In d nite when u get 2 ur house she will be nak ed waiting 4 u in d bedroom u know what I mean cool

Don't dull wink
Na so,bad nigga. Mobile Man with Money.
Nairaland General › Re: Please Disregard The SMS About 08061197911 (Another Rumour) by malaria(f): 4:03pm On Aug 28, 2012
[quote author=*dhtml]Kai, I am just seeing this thread, unfortunately, I have already picked the call moments ago, and i DIED![/quote]Say mi hi 2 to those there.
Romance › Re: Common Lies Women In Nigeria Tell by malaria(f): 3:56pm On Aug 28, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]And how many time has a girl asked that of you? Your dreams included[/quote]I wonder o!
Romance › Re: Every Husband Must Read This by malaria(f): 2:30am On Aug 28, 2012
md4real: That lexical is over flogged! Get a new life starting with a change of user ID. Inbetween, the post I'm sure was not meant for lousy tins like you.
I dnt go sniffing arouNd pEeps.unlike mkpi awusa di ka gi.I have seen u, hardworking baboo. if u dnt like my user name.make use of the lagoon.na ur papa get nairaland?abi na u go tell me username.enyi a be kiaful. U wan answer anoda pesin phone call.

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