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Romance › Re: These Are The Types Of Men That Can Easily Steal Your Woman by Malawian(m): 12:35pm On Nov 18, 2019

Skyfornia:
I concur...add Doctors to the list.

OBGYN. Those guys don see kpekus, kpekus no mean anything again for them.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by Malawian(m): 12:28pm On Nov 18, 2019

The same 5 mins that is not even enough to drag pant.

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Pets › Re: Indian Keeps Lion At Lagos Residential Building (Photos) by Malawian(m): 8:16am On Nov 18, 2019

photo

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Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Malawian(m): 4:02pm On Nov 15, 2019

[quote author=J4JUVENTUS post=83927279][/quote]My phone screen crack just this afternoon, i no fit read messages o. Wahala dey o

Politics › Re: FFK: #AntiSocialMediaBill, Buhari Wants Us To Be Cowards Like Osinbajo, Adesina by Malawian(m): 6:30pm On Nov 13, 2019

It is when you bring back relics that such rubbish begins to come out again.

If i were up to these relics in charge now, they would disconnect Nigerians from both GSM and Internet services like we were before 1999.

I know the set of sophisticated morons that brought these relics out of retirement. Some of their names sound like Mumuni, Odekunle, Oponuoluwa.

Romance › Re: Kemi Or Ore: Who Should He Marry? - Chat Between 2 Friends Goes Viral by Malawian(m): 2:24pm On Nov 12, 2019

I prefer a woman who works and makes her own money. Ore has it in that regards.

I also prefer a woman with good character. Kemi has it in that regard.

I prefer a woman with good assets, and ore has it in that regards.

I prefer a woman who knows her duties to her home/husband and Kemi has it in that regards.

truly, he has a decision to make.

Why not the guy marry both of them at once.
He is already a "G" if he could date both ladies without either of them knowing.
He could be an "O.G" with his hands on two fruit cakes at once.

Education › Re: Samuel Oladipo Suspended By UNILAG For “Sex For Admission” Scandal by Malawian(m): 11:02am On Nov 12, 2019

phrancis99:
LOL. Ozzaimede was Akoko-Edo, so am I.
Furthermore, my dad always used him as an example when advising against promiscuity.

Well, he was better known as G.F or Godfather. That his first daughter nko?

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Malawian(m): 11:12am On Nov 11, 2019*

J4JUVENTUS:
I go send you pm,make we discuss how e go be for WhatsApp... Have a great day ahead.

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Malawian(m): 10:06am On Nov 11, 2019

J4JUVENTUS:
Nice one.. Baba,can we try similar tin together?.. But we go spread am for two weekend .. Mention me,if you are interested..

Alright boss.

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Malawian(m): 9:44am On Nov 11, 2019

MY FORTY GAME TICKET.

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Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Malawian(m): 2:39pm On Nov 09, 2019

Mixedfruit:
Booking Number:Z3RK6YN5
37million

Na Alabi use him hand book this game.

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Education › Re: Boy Burns All His Certificates; Explains Why by Malawian(m): 1:15pm On Nov 09, 2019

Who does he think he is deceiving? those are coloured photocopies of his certificates. Check the paper borders. Real certificates are borderless.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Malawian(m): 12:57pm On Nov 09, 2019

SUFFERInSMILIIN:
How are you doing malawian. How is Malawi and also how is Lilongwe doing.. it has been 11 years now is I visited Malawi I just love the lake Malawi with all the big big fishes.

Politics › Re: Sowore: DSS Claims They Wanted To Release Him But No One Came To Receive Him by Malawian(m): 12:33pm On Nov 09, 2019

double post

Politics › Re: Sowore: DSS Claims They Wanted To Release Him But No One Came To Receive Him by Malawian(m): 12:33pm On Nov 09, 2019

Please,what happens toSowore's co-defandants that was arrested with him? will they still be at kirikiri eating watery beans after Sowore is safely back to the US?

I recall Nnamdi Kanu's co-defendants might still be eating beans somewhere up till now and nobody remembers them.

Like i said... If you no be kapito, na just eran you be.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Malawian(m): 11:40am On Nov 09, 2019

SUFFERInSMILIIN:
It is very interesting that my own people actually know all the countries which I have been to yes I have been to South Africa and also Malawi my former girlfriend was a malawian. Extremely interesting but you do not want to hear the truth I am a Nigerian

Biko nu, is there no other county in Africa other than Malawi (Malawian)

Properties › Re: How Can I Evict A Flatmate? by Malawian(op): 4:52pm On Nov 08, 2019

overdrive:
That's fine. Ngwa drop today games.

lol
ngwa
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Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Malawian(m): 2:52pm On Nov 08, 2019

Liamm:
and na the smallest odd cut am. Chai

The worst part is that i was agonizing between that very game and Manchester United to win. Eventually i removed Manchester due to their shaky form and left Wosberger. The game was even entering until the red card. More painful was that Manchester won comfortably.

Properties › Re: How Can I Evict A Flatmate? by Malawian(op): 2:50pm On Nov 08, 2019

overdrive:
How did this end eventually.
CC malawian.

I locked them out. Then they moved

Politics › Re: 2023 Puts A Strain On Tinubu, Osinbajo’s Relationship by Malawian(m): 2:48pm On Nov 08, 2019

Shezzy13:
.. even mallam dey tweet.

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Malawian(m): 10:10am On Nov 08, 2019

Very painful.

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Politics › Re: Ozekhome To Osinbajo: Fight Cabals Like A Man With Manhood Or Resign Honourably by Malawian(m): 1:35pm On Nov 07, 2019

Osinbajo should pite Cabal? cheesy

Dem go flog shege damboroba comot from him head.

Okay, i will be the one seferating the pite like below

Politics › Re: Sack Of Osinbajo’s Aides Causes Tension In Aso Rock by Malawian(m): 1:25pm On Nov 07, 2019

AmazingELixir:
Meanwhile who can reconcile this discrepancy

The source privy to the development said that the aides were surprised to understand that President Buhari had given approval for their disengagement, having been told that Vice President Osinbajo had intervened in the matter.

Speaking further, the source said that President Buhari may not have been aware of the development since the vice president is still waiting for the return of Mr. President to resolve the issue.

There is no discrepancy.
Allegedly, Buhari gave approval for their disengagement and Osinbajo intervened on his aides behalf in issue 1

Allegedly, Buhari is not aware Mr. Kyari has gone ahead to disengage Osinbajo's aides (as originally approved by **Buhari) as Osinbajo is still awaiting Buhari to return from his trip to look further into the matter in issue 2.

Travel › Re: Passenger Forgets His Dirty Wallet With N75 In An Uber (Photos) by Malawian(m): 11:38am On Nov 07, 2019

Is it not the idiotic uber driver that saw the missing wallet in his car? The owner can come to my location and search for the said wallet himself. Me, I did not see any wallet after rigorous searching.

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman ‘Considering’ Standing As Omoyele Sowore’s Surety by Malawian(m): 4:13pm On Nov 04, 2019

"Surety" and "Guarantor" are archaic and demonic practices. Bail Bond (Money) and Collateral is more than enough. We need to leave the dark ages in this country pls. We are not animals in a pen.

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Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Malawian(m): 3:24pm On Nov 04, 2019

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try your luck. If e enter, no forget your boy.

Sports › Re: Frustrated Arsenal Fan In Abuja With #Emeryout Banner On Car by Malawian(m): 1:13pm On Nov 04, 2019

Temptee101:

Arsenal chased away Wenger who could speak 15 different languages and hired a dumbo who manages to speak his native language only

They thought wenger's cluelessness was as a result of his inability to focus on one language which incidentally took them to awful Emery

Now Emery can't even speak any language correctly. Literally communicates with his players using sign language

Buhari must be an arsenal fan, they share alot in common

Spits

Wenger is clueless. Emery is slightly better but still has a bit of wenger cluelessness. What Arsenal needs now is a coach like Jose Mourinho, or a complete English coach (Those rugged and scouse type) like Brendan Roggers, Mark Hughes etc.

Crime › Re: Lady Raped By Her Neighbor In South Africa by Malawian(m): 12:15pm On Nov 04, 2019

Born2Breed:
I don't know why people still allow that word "trust" to exist in their life.

Abi o, if trust dey, water no for dey boil fish.

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Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Malawian(m): 10:02am On Nov 04, 2019

try

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Malawian(m): 8:36am On Nov 04, 2019

soory

Education › Re: Samuel Oladipo Suspended By UNILAG For “Sex For Admission” Scandal by Malawian(m): 8:34am On Nov 04, 2019

phrancis99:

I just went through your posts, that stuff happened around 2003/2004, how were you able to decode the person involved? is he now an urban legend in campus?

Politics › Re: Biafra : Nnamdi Kanu Finally Reveals How He Appeared In Israel(photo) by Malawian(m): 10:25pm On Nov 02, 2019

I am still at loss as to how he was able to get past Federal Naval forces in and around Lagos offshore. He still had to get past Lagos on his way to Benin if he got out to the ocean from Azumini. Perhaps he got lucky, perhaps they only moved at night but still, Naval Presence in that axis is not a child's play. I have been credibly informed before abt such.

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