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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia; 3 Types Of People After The Match by Malawian(m): 11:27am On Jun 17, 2018

Nigeria played well, but we need free things. Mikel, Iwobi and Ighalo must be dropped! Secondly, use our flying full backs like Epuehi and Chiejile and lastly, switch to Chelsea formation.

Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Cleavage-Baring Photos: Fans React by Malawian(m): 9:44pm On Jun 16, 2018

when is she marrying the gateman she was told to marry?

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Romance › Re: This Nigerian Lady Is In Search Of A Boyfriend by Malawian(m): 6:33pm On Jun 16, 2018

Well, she is looking for "boyfren". Pay attention hommies, the "d" is missing, which was omitted by choice, which also means, no sex for you.

Two years of no sex, better go become Reverend Father.

Romance › Re: Do Girls Prefer Hot Body Or A Handsome Face? by Malawian(m): 5:01pm On Jun 16, 2018

big preeek. Even if you are carton man, but have big preeek, you are good to go.

Family › Re: Chimamanda Should Return To Her Country And Speak On Gender Mutilation by Malawian(m): 9:22am On Jun 16, 2018

Arguments could be made for or against. My own is, why is it okay for Yoruba Nigerian to ask Igbo Nigerians to go back to your region, and not an American asking a Nigerian to go back to her country

Sports › Re: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang Wears Super Eagles Jersey As He Poses With Private Jet by Malawian(m): 8:48am On Jun 16, 2018

Iscoalarcon:
What da fuucck are you trying to say

God forbid I ever become Chelsea Fan. Do I look like agbero and Okada rider to you?

Crime › Re: Soldiers Clash With Police At Osisioma, Aba, 3 Dead by Malawian(m): 8:20am On Jun 16, 2018

NgwaManNaija4LF:
Aba Nkem, they should depart all non southerner from there as soon as possible and jail the illiterate force men...I've directed the governor to close all neighboring state borders to make sure that there is no escape route for all the force men there in other to affectively deal with them one after the other.

This guy!! I remember one very old thread where you were forming Janded guy with phonetics. Something like .... I smell some hairy kitty cat... grin

Sports › Re: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang Wears Super Eagles Jersey As He Poses With Private Jet by Malawian(m): 7:46am On Jun 16, 2018

Iscoalarcon:
you are a Chelsea fan abi

Olorun ma aje

Sports › Re: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang Wears Super Eagles Jersey As He Poses With Private Jet by Malawian(m): 10:41pm On Jun 15, 2018*

mankan2k7:
I pity super eagle in this world cup, virtually all the team that has played so far is better than our own super eagle. Our hope now is in that pig that we help us to score goals. Imaging Nigeria vs Portugal/ Spain. That pig will repredict

Actually, Super Eagles can play in a manner wey go spoil the other team pattern. Last Last, we go bully them with 3 DM in the middle of the pack. Ogu, Ndidi and Mikel go pack bus, while Ekong, Balogun and Omeruo go put the tarpuleen.

** for those who doubt me,

https://amp.pulse.ng/sports/football/super-eagles-of-nigeria-are-disorganized-javier-mascherano-id8482174.html

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Politics › Re: Biafra: Amaechi Reveals Those Who Betrayed IPOB by Malawian(m): 4:38pm On Jun 15, 2018

Yyeske:
If you are an Igbo man and you attend meeting ndi Umunna, you can't be saying that.

You no go rest this your Igbo impersonation abi?

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Crime › Re: SO SAD: UNIZIK Graduate Bathed With Acid By Unknown Man In Port-harcourt (see Ph by Malawian(m): 4:13pm On Jun 15, 2018

Please Vengeance belongs to God. Just look at how she is ruined.

Travel › Re: Nigerian-canadian Citizen Illegally Detained By Border Patrol For 8 Months by Malawian(m): 4:07pm On Jun 15, 2018

Gangster1ms:
With the way he looks.. who would believe he is a Malawian citizen

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Romance › Re: "If A Woman Is Not Married By 30 Her Mileage Has Gone Far" - Nigerian Man Says by Malawian(m): 12:46pm On Jun 15, 2018

Honestly, after going through a gril's FB chats 2 days ago, my faith in women was restored. The girl will be 28 this October and is really taking her time to pick a husband. There were more than 12 guys she was actively engaging in chats and one theme stood out, she has not slept with any of them, including me grin

.

Now, i dont know what to do with such information and by God, i love this girl. I figured i will take a break from her as she has so many people she is "managing" right now.

**Even before i finished composing this, she walked into my shop and caught me in the act. grin

Honestly, there are still decent girls in Lagos.

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Politics › Re: Uche Secondus Kneels Down And Prays Every Morning In His Office (Photo) by Malawian(m): 6:50pm On Jun 14, 2018

Sports › Re: Kanu Nwankwo Joins FIFA Legends In Russia, See His Wife's Reaction (Photos) by Malawian(m): 11:42am On Jun 14, 2018

I just remembered one of my old footballing friend back then. We called him J.J Cafu cheesy

Person don old o.

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Politics › Re: Ochereome Nnanna Apologizes To Yoruba Nation by Malawian(m): 3:01pm On Jun 13, 2018

diadem10:
And Nana would have been on the hot seat if he was in the SE? Yeye.

Was Nnamdi Kanu in Yorubaland when he was allegedly insulting the Yoruba race? Yeye

Politics › Re: Ochereome Nnanna Apologizes To Yoruba Nation by Malawian(m): 2:53pm On Jun 13, 2018

diadem10:
You mean a Yoruba man was in the SE chanting idiotic pigs of Biafra? Tell me more. Yeye dey smell.

Is Facebook domiciled in Yorubaland?

Politics › Re: Tinubu: Why Buhari Deserves A Second Term by Malawian(m): 2:52pm On Jun 13, 2018

Lanre4uonly:
Ok. Fingers crossed.

when a Yoruba man says this, just know that he yaff decided.

Politics › Re: Ochereome Nnanna Apologizes To Yoruba Nation by Malawian(m): 1:50pm On Jun 13, 2018

Ochereome Nnanna fall hands. Why would he allow Yoruba people browbeat him into an apology? Who has ever apologized for the ongoing "idiotic pigs of Biafra" they are still chanting?

Family › Re: How I Caught My Cheating Wife by Malawian(m): 11:46pm On Jun 12, 2018

Na all the money wey you spend do the marriage rites I dey pity.

I learned something from my last relationship. If you catch your girl cheating, never let her know you found out. Trust me, nothing good can come out of outing her.

Politics › Re: Who Is Greater: Abiola Vs Awolowo by Malawian(m): 6:27pm On Jun 12, 2018

Abiola is greater than Awolowo in so many ways.

One won a Presidential Election, the other was just local champion who couldn't even win his region but resorted to his now infamous cross carpeting antics.

One was Principal to an Aboki in an election, the other one was just boy-boy to another aboki.

One faced the Military and died for his beliefs, the other.. well lets just say he died for what he consumed.

One was Aareonakakanfo (Field Marshall), the other was nothing, absolutely nothing.

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Politics › Re: The Sophisticated "morons" Thing And The Boycott Of Vanguard Newspaper By Yoruba by Malawian(m): 6:18pm On Jun 12, 2018

-If Vanguard Fires Nnanna, Igbo people will boycott vanguard.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Bow To Russia, The Most Powerful Military On Earth [PHOTOS] by Malawian(m): 11:11am On Jun 12, 2018

romme2u:

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Crime › Re: Boyfriend Of Married Woman Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon, Lands In Hospital.Video by Malawian(m): 10:17pm On Jun 11, 2018

I really don't understand how a man can't tell if the children he is raising are his or not.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Bow To Russia, The Most Powerful Military On Earth [PHOTOS] by Malawian(m): 7:34am On Jun 11, 2018

romme2u:
sweedy, i want to learn the russian language from you.........when do we start

Is it Russian language you want to learn?

Travel › Re: Pictures Of The Collapsed Mokwa-Jebba Highway Bridge by Malawian(m): 6:46am On Jun 11, 2018

culvert should have been resting on well rammed steel piles.

Politics › Re: Who Remember This Back In 1992: MKO VS TOFA Funny Acronyms? by Malawian(m): 10:35pm On Jun 10, 2018

Aldebaran:
Back then during their campaign
SDP's Candidate, MKO ABIOLA
M - Money
K - Kudi
O - Owo

NRC's Candidate,TOFA
T - Thief
O - Ole
F - Four One Nine 419
A - Armed robber

Lalasticlala

So MKO won June 12 using Hate Speech and Slander?

Politics › Re: Only South East has all her States Enjoying Federal Govt free School Feeding by Malawian(m): 6:35pm On Jun 10, 2018

life2017:
The cooks are selected from the schools communities

The food stuff that they cook, who supplies it to them?

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Politics › Re: Only South East has all her States Enjoying Federal Govt free School Feeding by Malawian(m): 6:05pm On Jun 10, 2018

Please i want to ask, the cooks who prepare these food for our kids, where were they recruited from? who supervises what they cook for our kids? Hope such supervision (if any) is done at all locations and at all times? It only takes one bad batch to sterilize those kids forever... if it hasn't been done already.

Politics › Re: Has Generator Been In Use In Nigeria Since 1988 ? by Malawian(m): 11:27pm On Jun 09, 2018

we had an original Yamaha generator in the village as far back as 1984. Amazing thing is, that very generator is still there and working perfectly. Gen they put on less than 2 weeks every year.

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Romance › Re: Is My Girlfriend Selfish Or She Is Right? by Malawian(m): 11:13pm On Jun 09, 2018

Omachona:
Open the lab in your name, employ her as the managing director. Pay her from the proceeds after all accounting has been done. Let her know from onset that the lab belongs to you

Sense will not kill you.

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Celebrities › Re: Afeez Owo: My Tribal Marks Got Me Insulted, I Tried Using Sandpaper To Remove... by Malawian(m): 11:10am On Jun 09, 2018

azraeljaheel:
I feel your pain bro...

Back in year one then I had no beards... Although till now e still dey scanty Then I was desperate a friend of mine told me to use crayfish to pierce my jaw and apply methelated spirit ...

Truth is i did it... But nothing comot ...

Lesson== be happy the way God created you

Reptile na Reptile bro.

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