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But, how Dem dey take enter this one? no matter how wide she spread her legs reach, space no go still dey to enter.

Some of us dey look for how to see wife marry, others dey batter the one wey dem don get. This life sef!!

how much for master brake honda element 2004?

CSTR1005:
Nnamdi Azikiwe should have been more diplomatic with these people.
Give them their desire and keep them within the Eastern family.

The southern Cameroons ancestors too didn't know that by spiting Dr.Nnamdi azikiwe, their children would bear the bitter brunt of it.

From fry pan to fire.

You have not read the full story of that referendum. You can also be sure it was rigged in order to whittle down Eastern region standing. Ambazonia or whatever the call themselves is still a British colony held in trust for them by the French.

MrSensor:
why displaying two watches that are on different times. Are the batteries finished at shops? Why buying a watch that you cannot afford ordinary batteries to keep it running.
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Sorry o... Na my mistake. I now open my eyes well well. Both of those watches are on same time.

I been wan say eye dey pain you, but I just change my mind.

nathanjohn2808:
The past few weeks have been very busy for me, I have gotten invitations all over for various recruitment tests and Interviews. I scaled all down to the last stage but the final interview always doesn't favour me. There was this one I had even done medicals for and still got a reject after the final interview.
These are things I know about my job application.
My CV is definitely top notch because I get many invites.
I'm intelligent because I pass almost all recruitment test.
I sell myself also because I pass the HR almost always.
Just the final interviews hold me back.
Please what could be the problem?

Why don't you go back to those 3 places where you failed the final interview and inquire from them why you failed. If you are given the same answer in all three places, then you have your job cut out for you.

Almaiga:
Buba Galadima is a traitor.

Buba Galadima is only a spy for Buhari in the new party.

OneCorner:
Buhari should even set we igbos against this Fulani sef.
We would crush dem in minutes unlike the afonjas

Hafonja.

lanaVello:
Cows generally constitute livestock which was a major source of inflow as well as other products you mentioned

What "inflow"?

David O ri ihe dinma

TonyeBarcanista:
Odogwu

Like say you don't dey shine one Tuboniju Congo for that end. Good job!

TonyeBarcanista:
Lol someone cannot post something in peace again? Bia nwanem, be kiaful else we report you for Ibeberism

Nwanne GI?

Colourich:
Fat girls hardly get satisfied, which is why men prefer their slim counterparts. See stretch marks .

Fat grossed me out like kilode. Last girl I had it with is fat, I couldn't wait to get out of her.

If she didn't say yes, am sure she knows how to swim.

PRESENTATION:
Bald And Proud my brother, leave them make dem dey talk their own

Thank you my brudah.

Some of us dont have a choice anymore, the choice has been made for us . if you know....

unikprince:
Nne I like your chest.

Until m dukpoo gi anya, you no go keep eye well.

adeoladele:
MY BAD EXPERIENCE WITH COOPERATE AFFAIRS COMMISSION
I created an account on CAC portal at services.CAC.gov.ng for registration of my company, I was asked to pay a token of 500 naira for name availability with two names option I made the payment in Diamond bank through REMITA platform the name was denied in the first attempt while they approved it in second attempt with the same process.
I proceeded to pre- registration with the same portal platform, I fill all required information after completion, REMITA reference number was generated for the payment of registration with a fee of #10, 000 which I paid to REMITA through Stanbic bank . CAC refused to confirm my payment on the platform, I made a call to the portal customer care, I was told to go to the CAC office at YABA
On the second day I went to the said place with my international passport, two passport, receipt of REMITA for both reservation of name and registration thinking I will continue my registration from the office, to my great surprise, I was told to go to the account section to confirm the receipt, after confirmation on CAC system, it was said that the receipt is valid but cannot be accepted because the receipt did not indicate my proposed company name.
At this point I knew I was in trouble as I tried to explain how the whole process went but the staff attending to me insisted that was the instruction, I started begging him that I just lost my job, it took me a month to raise the money, he later said I should go and see the zonal head that he is the only one that can help in this situation, on getting to the zonal head office I met the staff chatting as if they were in a market, after pushing me from one officer to another I had to spend about 30-45mins before his secretary could attended to me, she collected my documents and went inside “Oga’s “ office, after 15mins she came back and told me her boss said he doesn’t know anything about online registration and he can’t help that I should write for refund. At this moment I was so helpless.

Both customer service numbers on the portal is switched off, I sent email personally to the portal administrator no acknowledgment, no response.

MY QUESTIONS
1. Is online registration a fraud?
2. Is it possible for the CAC Yaba Zonal head not to know anything about online registration
3. In Nigeria of today is it possible for federal government to refund money.

The online fraud i know is the online registration for Drivers License. After doing the online registration and paying the 7k fee at First bank, when i went for "capturing" was when i knew that dem don chop me. I had to pay another 10k to them at their office for manual one. Although mine was for expedited registration.

majorgr:
that's literally impossible !

It is extremely possible. This happened to me at Ekpoma. Only thing is i survived the shock. My TV anthena on the other hand was totalled. The rain was falling and water was dripping into my room through the TV anthena Wire. as i was looking to push the wire out of my window, that was when the Lightening struck!, pushing me to the other end of the room. Only God know how i survived that episode. My anthena together with the bamboo stand was burnt and partially exploded.

Just imagine the National Assembly gave Buhari that "Emergency Powers" he was seeking then.

If Reuben hadn't saved Joseph when the brothers conspired to kill him, there would be no American and Great Britain today. When you understand that Mananseh and Ephraim (the two sons of Joseph) are actually the modern day America and Great Britain, and that Reuben isnon other than - yes!! our very own Fulani, you will get the picture clearly.

No matter how much the Fulani kill us, America and Great Britain will not intervene! If for any reason, we summon courage to cook for them the dish they have been cooking for us, both of them world powers will intervene on their behalf. Make no mistakes, alot of death will happen in this country. There was a time during my jobless period when I took interest in Bible prophecies and made a lot of connection.

Yyeske:
lol, onye nkogheri, greet your imaginary Ogo for me but wait, you haven't told me yet how Saint John's street is adjacent to St Michael's church street in Nkpor.
Residents of Nkpor should please note this liar and a nattad guy, o nata lu a nata, just arrived. Meaning a JJC or a my mama say I be Ibo boy talking to a nwoke Kaja lu akaja in Onitsha.
Come around and I'll show you around

No wahala. Ka Chineke Nna dobe anyi rue mgbe ekeresimesi.

Ttipsy:
write in English next time.thanks

if you excercise a lot of patience, you might get his talk. It took me a moment to get him myself.

Yyeske:
Una never bury the person wey die for your family wey go make you come back for the funeral?

I no go but Ogo go, I sure say you for see am if to say you branch your former crib.

sarrki:
This are criminal elements that wants the country to explode at all cost

Since there aim to get it through war could not be achieved ,

The python dance silenced them

Now they are using media propaganda to cause animosity among citizens

Ipobs are barbarians

Where is the link to this screenshot?

CoolFreeday:
I balance well for ground

with your leg or your knees?

Gucciboss:
If I'm Fayose, I will just give them one of those hills in Ado Ekiti at least nobody will say I didn't provide land for ranching

Na those hills Dem dey covet o, why do you think they are hell bent on Plateau state and Benue?

From a Military perspective, never surrender your high grounds to the enemy.

CoolFreeday:
I stand with PMB

with your K-leg abi?

who is a crybaby?
The "I will tell my mummy for you"
or
The one who pissed himself when heard the above threat?
To me, All na crybabies.

Just look at the "pole" carrying high voltage in the second picture.

oshe11:
You harsh oooo

But I understand sha....

They ain't lending their voices to una struggles....

I was typing a document for one Ohaneze guy in my shop yesterday, do you know how they now refer to Ohaneze president now? it goes something like this...

this Ohaneze chapter under the supreme leadership of John Nnai Nwodo....

there is another snippet....

as you know, Ohaneze is the Apex body of all Igbo groups .. bla bla bla

who Dem epp? who know them? ok

I was just looking at the fool and made sure I collected all my money from him afterwards

oshe11:
Lols....
Tot Obiano was one of your best govs that year

All the current SE Governors will be declared OSUs.