₦airaland Forum

afanide:
They should brace up for disappointment cos he cant offer what he doesn't have.

i see you guys love this my quote.

Vicktomaniaa:
I dont see anything wrong in what you are experiencing. what you are experiencing is called " lucid dream". I have it atleast twice every week.

In those dreams I am able to float in the air and control my movement using my consciousness. I am always happy in such dreams because people I see in these dreams are amazed at my ability. What really amaze me in these dreams is that I know I am dreaming and can control myself to do whatever I want in the dream.

I had once had a dream where I was standing in my street in the dead of the night. Then I became aware I should be home by this time as there was nobody on the street. So I started walking home but thoughts of the gate being locked and everyone at home already asleep flooded my mind . But I forged ahead and told myself I will be recognised by my voice. I got home and knocked on the gate and in no time I was in the living room filled with many people both young and old . A quick glance at their faces tells me these are people I have known before .They were all busy and I couldn't talk to them. Then as I looked up to go to my room, I became conscious that I (my physical body) was fast asleep in the other room. This made me ( my spirit ) to become curious and wanted to gain entrance into the room my physical body was lying. I struggled with the door but couldn't gain entrance until I woke up. This is an example of a lucid dream. It is completely normal and you shouldn't hurt yourself trying to tie it with any negative attribute.
I also have also seem things that eventually happened in the future in my dreams just like you . It is nomal and it is your nature. Don't create any problem for yourself from it


Lion........ You can lie u even saw your self in the other room

About this lucid dreams,i have also had a bit if it. Quite funny, i will even be controlling my movement, and be aware i am actually in a dream. One thing I noticed with lucid dreams is that once you try to track your actual location, you will struggle to remain in the dream.

OP, flying in the dream means "missed opportunity" there is something you did but you are yet to conclude it conclusively. I used to have that flying dreams after i graduated, almost every other night, while searching the net for the meaning of such dreams, i came about the explanation above. It turned out i had 3 outstanding courses i was yet to clear, after going back to school, registering and writing those outstanding courses, my flying stopped and it has not occurred again fir more than 9 years now. So look for thar thing you are yet to conclude and conclude it, since you are lagging behind and your spirit is try to compensate by flying rather than walking. Thanks.

Shymm3xx:
Lol.

I didn't even know this pig-faced economic hit woman is a midget lol.

The rogue that robbed Nigeria twice is still doing the bidding of her masters, while the sheeple bow to kiss her feet. Africans have to be the dumbest folks on the planet...then again it isn't shocking since the same folks can't even make a toothbrush lol.

Iweala, the slayer of Nigeria lol.

YOUR ANCESTOR IS ABOUT TO BORROW AGAIN. TOMMORROW WHEN ANOTHER IGBO HELPS YOUR SORRY ASS, WE WILL HEAR THIS SAME SHAIT.

i want to understand something. i watched the video. the girl receiving the cucumber was not even the miss anambra. why is the other girl not in the spotlight?

one other thing, that cucumber was small in size, so WTF

Since this "surgeon" is from the waste, i make bold to say that his job on that detail was just to hand the real surgeons things like scissors or cotton wool. Na dia way. attachee

veekid:
I still smell scam and propaganda

I, Dr. Malawian hereby diagNOSE you as having very good NOSE

Wizdray:
Haven't watch the video, someone should post the link abeg

continue to search the web for it, you will find it. omo, when i played the video enh, na toto first appear for screen and i been dey my cafe. kai.
ndi aruru ani.

kokosin:
I tink say oba no dey leave him palace

you dey mind them?

Una two, e do!!

I dont think we should be teaching Connies any trade. They are dubious, they might sell their oga's shade.

chernest2002:
Buhari means failure in all dictionaries.

actually, Buhari means postponement in Igbo. the guy just postponed evry youths progress. so many lives are stagnated now all because someone [an ancestor for that matter] will not just go home and play with his grandchildren.

ekanDamie:
bruhhh, d test am to do alone is 50k. even with d recession if 100k is added to that 50k for a everlasting cure I don't mind. rather Dan doin tests upon tests thru out ma life

they will do the test themselves. Oga, be serious with that illness. be very very serious!!

the manner in which yahoo yahoo urchins have flooded this thread is nauseating. msheew.

ekanDamie:
@malawian thank you. pls can you give me a hint on their price atleast in range if not exact.
let me just know what am up against

they charged 22k in 2004, so you can do the maths now.

ekanDamie:
good day all,
please, I need your advice cos I believe before me people exist who have suffered
from Hepatitis B. I have been in and out of hospitals n it's all test from test to test.
my last hospital is a teaching hospital. dey seem to be the one giving me d most headache now.
they labelled me a test amounting into 50k of which I had done some out of d test before,
but dey totally disregarding it and making me do a new test.
this money is quite much, but I can squeeze myslef to go do it.

but fro! what family has been telling me, teaching hospitals do too many test just to suit their own medical research at your expense. they practicalize with your hard end money just to develop some personal result of dier own.

please, I'm not interested in anyone using my money to fund research dey should approach the govt for dat.
my last hospital before dis did LFT for me and said the signs are good.

dis is the list of all the tests teaching hospital want me to do for 50k:

abdominal scan
FBC +ESR
albumin
LFT again
Gammagt
HBe Agb
HBe Ag
anti HBC igm
HePB

please, anyone with similar illness that got a cure or anyone who can refer me to a more productive hospital with fair obligations should please be of help.

thank u

cc @Delafruita Malawian Feraz. plendil Jimmychoo:

lol, there is a private hospital at the foot of Sanya street, in aguda surulere, i think the name is SS peter and Gladinus or something. their money price too o. but i was fixed.

Nateben:
Is it not laughable?

I have been seeing these memes you posted, could you pls show me where to find them?

let these guys not release more girls than "boko haram" kidnapped o. we are keeping count.

Una well done o.

fortunejum:
“Only 104 are willing to return to their parents while the rest said they were not interested in coming back.
“The 21 that returned were among the 104. The rest said they had ‘accepted Islam’ and had already gotten married to some Boko Haram commanders and leaders,” the source said.
Hmm

Makes you wonder if there are such amount of boko haram commanders, how many are the foot soldiers?

mrvitalis:
What school did u go to that allowed u defend with a copy of ur project in ur hands.. ?? No wonder

I guess you didnt go to school. So if the germans needed explanation on page 8, they pass the document back to the Nigerians? Haba Oga. Everybody who did project defence will tell you that they make 6 copies, pass 5 to the examiners and retain one for themselves for questioning.

mrvitalis:
When i say Nigerians are dumb someone will call me names

Is it not obvious thats the Germans are going through a proposal given to them by Nigerians... and is it no clear to Nigerians (far left and far right) came with writing materials??

Well people who misunderstood a joke can easily mis-pictures

Taaa gbafuo there. Even if they were the ones that submitted the proposals with the Germans, they would have had a copy for themselves. We all did project defence in school.

PassingShot:
We’ve all been inundated by the interview granted BBC by the president’s wife which revealed personal and political happenings within the household of the Buharis. In response to the interview, we’ve also heard the president remark that his wife belongs in his kitchen and other rooms in his house. Without mincing words, I make bold to say that the president’s wife has lost much of the respect she used to command by her act and has made a bad situation far worse. On the other hand, the revelation has made my love for the president to increase.

Prior to the election of March 2015, GMB, as he was known then, made unambiguous statement on several occasions that “there won’t be an Office of the First Lady” if he became president. Majority of Nigerians applauded the statement on the strength of what past First Ladies had caused the country. We know of First Ladies who practically ordered appointed ministers around. We saw a First Lady embarrass a sitting governor. We saw many First Ladies having their own multitude of staff. The past First Ladies used to have budget drawn out for their office even though the Constitution of Nigeria has no recognition for such. These are only a few of many anomalies that were done in the name of Office of the First Lady. So, when PMB made the statement then, he clearly wanted to depart from that culture of impunity and Nigerians loved him for it.

In the said interview, Aisha clearly expressed frustrations at not having undue influence on the man appointed by Nigerians to do a job. She obviously is not having enough say on how ministers, DGs and other top government officials are appointed and this has disappointment her a great deal. Just like the Lagos Assembly shamelessly revealed their frustration about PMB not consulting with Tinubu on appointments, Aisha thought it right to express similar frustration but in the worst possible manner.

Let's Examine Key Statements of Her Interview:
1. "The president does not know 45 out of 50, for example, of the people he appointed and I don't know them either, despite being his wife of 27 years."

This clearly shows Aisha’s disposition to have undue influence on appointments. If not, why does the president need to know those who work for him or the country? What is important is those people’s qualifications and ability to do the job. Why should the appointees be known to Aisha on the strength of being the president’s wife of 27 years? This statement by the president’s wife reveals a lot about why/how the past First Ladies and their husbands appointed incompetent political jobbers to positions.

2. "Some people are sitting down in their homes folding their arms only for them to be called to come and head an agency or a ministerial position."

If anything, this is a positive on the part of the president. This simply means “no one needs to lobby for an appointment under Buhari once they’re qualified to do the job”. Won’t any reasonable being love the man?

3. "He is yet to tell me but I have decided as his wife, that if things continue like this up to 2019, I will not go out and campaign again and ask any woman to vote like I did before. I will never do it again."

This is about the most ridiculous of all her statements! It smells arrogance and pompousness. Who makes who? Who is known in the political arena? It is because of Muhammadu Buhari that we got to know Aisha Buhari. It is Muhammadu Buhari that’s the politician and not Aisha Buhari. Buhari won the last election not because his Aisha was on the campaign train even though she might have swayed a few voters. In fact, report had it that PMB was reluctant to allow Aisha join the campaign train but for Tinubu’s intervention. So, it is overestimation of her contribution to her husband’s success at the polls to make this statement because she has no political structure or clout to wield such influence.

As I said earlier, PMB by this development has earned further respect from me and many like me. He has proved over and over that he cannot be dictated to whether you are a Tinubu, Obasanjo or even the person who many would have thought could be used to get him – Aisha his wife and mother of four of his children. PMB has once again proved to be a man of principle and high moral standards! This is the kind of leader Nigeria needs to get out of the mess bestowed on us by undue interference from those close to past presidents.

PMB’s “Aisha Belongs to My Kitchen” Comment
As unnecessary as the response from the president might seem, one has to put himself in a position of a man, the president of the most populous black nation on earth, whose wife has become rebellious and a political foe (frenemy sort of) ready to crash the castle built over many years. I must even commend him for finding the strength to beam with laughter when answering question on his wife’s interview.
The president’s comment at that time couldn’t have been better worded to a wife who behaved with arrogance and insubordination. To make it clear to the bigots and hypocrites, a wife’s primary place is in the kitchen and her husband’s home. Any and every other duty is secondary to that.

Yes, our wives are educated, work and participate in governance and Aisha Buhari’s case is no different as she’s known to have been educated by the same man she’s trying hard to destroy now. We all know Aisha had a beauty salon/spa and a few other businesses before PMB became president. PMB has appointed a few women into high position in his administration. We also know that his daughters are educated. Clearly, all these are a proof that the president is not someone who does not believe in women’s ability to be equal to that of men in every aspect of life.
However, if a woman thinks she has a right to have undue and unwanted influence in a man’s job/life, there is nothing wrong in putting such women where they primarily belong - the kitchen and other rooms.

What Aisha did is capable of ruining her marriage and she will be the ultimate loser at the end of it. If that happens, all those urging her on will not be there to console her or offer any help. I could have asked her to ask PMB’s first wife (Safinatu of blessed memory) if she regretted accepting money from IBB who was holding her husband in a cell. Surely, she must have regretted her action one way or the other.

Civil contribution is appreciated

Afonjas enh? no matter how fulani hurts their nyash, there will willingly open their mouths for them as well. This their thing don tire me.

HungerBAD:
A United States based ex-boxer, Mojeed Okedara was said to have presented the belt to the monarch as a gift for his birthday. But the reputable king, who still has boxing blood flowing in his veins, reportedly said he would prefer fighting for the belt. His response yielded fruits and the bout is slated for today. Right from that day, Alaafin has reportedly been training hard to overcome his opponent on the ring.

this alaafin just wants his natural complexion to be restored after being beaten black and blue.

SnowJay92:
Oga say one or two, there's a lake that's linked with the river where this crocodile was caught, it was estimated around last 4yrs that there's about 300 crocodile living therein (because people of the town revere them as deities), the number must have doubled by now. I am suspecting that's where this one must have strayed from.

you know that river. when i was a kid, my granny took us through that river to a distant farm land at "ugwu nkporo". there is a narrow width along that river where you must pass through, otherwise, crocodile will finish you.

Adekorya:
They can't join North to do politics, but they can join North to kidnapped one of their own, confuse set of people.

THAT IS NOT AN IGBO NAME, MOROVER, IT IS NOW APARENT WHO DOES THE KIDNAPPING IN THE EAST.

Chaaaaiiiiiii:
https://i.imgsafe.org/55f1a4351c.jpg

ACTUALLY, THIS ONE IS A NORTHERNER. YOU WILL IDENTIFY THEM BY THAT KNIFE MARK ON THEIR CHEEKS.

Gifthappy:
Ex Engineer indeed

Na soman see life o. I studied civul engr and worked in the field for a while, now i am into computers.

Gifthappy:
OILSOUP shebi you Don see answers upon answers... Your head Don cool now abi but... u be AMEBO o allow Malawi now make him no come dey shy now o

pm me sister, am am also an Ex Engineer

Gifthappy:
No qualms but...
Glory to God. Actually this October marks exact 12years of Dad's demise and his soul is sure resting in peace because there's no battle of who owns this or that... Thanks to my big brother for his fatherly role who believes in giving everyone the best and mostly empowering we the female children. He ain't greedy and I need no land but stores and a house for rental purposes is not bad for the girls even businesses for her to manage. All of us four siblings are best in supporting each other and that's the more reason our mama is still alive and smiling.
All I am saying is that Igbo male folks should be more considerate to their daughters with regards to distribution of things inherited. . Your sister may be the one to look after your children tomorrow when you are no more much better than your brother because women naturally thinks of home and families and cared so much of their own more than men so don't hurt your sisters because of things money can buy. No one knows tomorrow. K' odiri anyi n'mma isie..

Are u truly an Igbo girl? That last sentence though.

Gifthappy:
You are a goat Ewu! You that will never work hard to get your own but rather wait to inherit what papa left. No wonder thuggery, ritual, kidnapping and all sort of atrocities is at large in your Igbo land.

If i catch you enh, i will impregnate you and nothing will happen.

Gifthappy:
Thank you Kishimi tell them. That's why am so not marrying an Igbo even though am an Igbo lady as most them are so idiotic most especially those of them that has never crossed Niger bridge in their lives before. Imagine how their male fight over inheritance and against themselves but when it comes to taking care of their deceased brother's orphans and wives they are zero. Only very few of them take such great responsibility. Again there females are the ones who bothers to maintain the so called property they fight over or taking care of their widowed mother more the yeye sons who are after who to kill over a plot of land. Insha Allah my children will not have one stupid igbo uncle to drag properties with them.

Your fadas sppeerm has very low quality, it is the only reason you turned out this way.