₦airaland Forum

Timijo:
I don't need to be told where these people hail from, I know this by the experience I have gathered over the years as the national chairman of NCAN. The man stole pot of ogbono and was eating akpu with his family. Ha, ha, I don't need to be told that he is from the rising of the Sun.
You people from this region aren't you tired? Must your names be in the news for crime everyday?

What of the cone head cooking ogbono soup? I smell fake story.

Ishilove:


I need am abeg. I'm so gonna get me some

this is how we identity "skauyons"

actually, one "aunty idaya" a neighbour when i was a kid. i mean, i see her every day, and i saw the same woman like 3 days earlier when my brother told me she has given birth. all those times, i had no idea she was ever pregnant. and this lady was a slim and lekpa.

well, Christ Tidied the Traders that used His Fathers synagogue for bazaar, who am i to judge, but i watched that video, enough Shao Khans thumping bibles here for Naija sha.

shukuokukobambi:
What did ojukwu believe in that made him die in a vegetative state?

Could it be because FFK was banging bianca while he was wasting away in hospital?

Ojukwu belived in "one who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day". infact, that was what we were taught in primary school by one of our yoruba teachers, even before i ever knew of Ojukwu and Civil war.

johnwizey:
If you called dieing for what you believed in cowardice, i wonder what you will call someone that used 3m of his people as burnt offering and still ran to a neighbouring country disguised as a lady. He couldn't die for what he believed in, though he later died senile.

you are right. Awolowo believed in otapiapia, and it worked for him.

Enough men go fall this period for Ekpoma.

na shait full inside

TheNewIbadan:
Yorubas ain't going nowhere. Later dem go say Yorubas no travel past the SW.

Ipads don become terrorists. You know when anything anti-Yoruba is mentioned, Ibos are behind it. They're now hiding under the guise of ND militants. Cowards.

If anything happens to Yorubas in the SS, Ibos should remember that they have shops all over the SW. No one has monopoly over violence. For everyone's safety, let's hope it doesn't come to that.

if we go now to ojota, we will already be seeing people with ghana must go precariously balanced on their cone heads. i mean like now now, even as the thread is less than one hour old.

yoruba nd fear fear .......

All you guys are proposing here is just "ute". Until unu enweta " ana", una dey jonse.

i pity him oily nyash.

spobabe:
Eric Avina pictured above is a middle aged HIV positive Malawian man whose responsibility it is to conduct "sexual cleansing" for underaged and also matured women in Nsanje district in southern Malawi.

Avina in his community is referred to as Hyena, a traditional title given to a man hired by communities in several remote parts of southern Malawi to provide what's called sexual "cleansing".

If a man dies, for example, his wife is required by tradition to sleep with Avina before she can bury him. If a woman has an abortion, she is expected to sleep with Avina to undergo cleansing. Also teenage girls, after their first menstruation, are made to have sex over a three-day period with Avina to mark their passage from childhood to womanhood. If the girls refuse, it's believed, disease or some fatal misfortune could befall their families or the village as a whole. He says he's one of 10 hyenas in their community, and that every village in Nsanje district has them. They are paid from $4 to $7 (£3 to £5) each time.

"Most of those I have slept with are girls, school-going girls. Some girls are just 12 or 13 years old, but I prefer them older. All these girls find pleasure in having me as their hyena. They actually are proud and tell other people that this man is a real man, he knows how to please a woman." he told BBC. http://newsyinsider..com.ng/2016/07/the-hiv-positive-malawian-man-who-is.html

any more malawian mention on this thread, the egbe elu igwe wey go fire they person don dey reach climax.

meen, so this chic wey i dey toast and she dey do say she no want make i shayo and she dey go service, so na the levels be dis.

Delilah na just one person name, not the characteristics o.

funny thing is, now that i know this game, it changes nothing sha.

lanicky:
We all know Nigeria economy has not been favourable to many.. Believe it or not, some have died due to hunger.

Some of us have not been doing anything to make the economy better.. Instead, we prefer to cast blame on the government and argue online and offline.

I pray for a better Nigeria.. But we all must try our best to make this country a better place..

*Don't depend on government.. Magic is not going to happen anytime soon*



Below is the pics of my small garden.
I planted tomatoes, vegetable, pepper and Sweet potatoes.

We've not been buying tomatoes since march..even when tomatoes became costly. We've been eating the tomatoes and vegetable from my small garden.. Sometimes, when it becomes too much.. We give to our neighbors and friends.

It has helped me and my family and our neighbors a bit.


So, how have you been able to cope.. What have you done to help yourself and people around you?

Share your experience pls

wait make bubus beloved reach that your baby garden . LWKMD

Laird:
SHE IS 40 YEAR OLD WITH 4 CHILDREN AND EARNS 300 NAIRA A DAY
WHY WONT NIGERIANS AND PEOPLE HAVE SENSE INTHEIR SKULL AND HAVE VERY FEW CHILDREN
BILL GATES THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD HAS 2 OR 1, FORMER US PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH 2 , OBAMA 2, BILL CLINTON 2




THEN SOMEONE WITH A SMALL SALARY WILL BE GIVING BIRTH EVEN IN HARDSHIP.....



DONT MARRY WITHOUT GOOD MONEY AND PLEASE HAVE VERY FEW KIDS.......



DO FAMILY PLANNING. NOBODY WILL HELP ANOTHER PERSON TRAIN THEIR KIDS....REAL TALK

hardship is one of the reasons people cant afford condomm

DaBullIT:
No photos ?


Anyways , my brothers from the Eastern region will soon say it's no man's land

90% of that place will still be bought by Igbos, we will always confine jagagban to boudillion and make sure dino melaye is guarding the place.

hundredhunndred:
I can feed the whole Ekene family forever. You are just an hungry cafe attendant lookinh for attention, you better go do something meaningful with your life.

nna guy, na the below you wan feed me? be nice. amala and gbegiri morning to night no be food.

just negodu below and and confirm the poison he made them come over to eat, after embezzling their feeding money and his cornflakes drinking daughter

Aigbofa:
He wasn't a politican, he was a military officer like them. You need to know what you are talking about before sounding off.

Snake Charmer, 14k per day prison feeder and oga arms settler are/were all military officer. this cornflakes drinking fella needs to shut it.

Aigbofa:
You conveniently left out the part where she said some of the killers were regular visitors in her house where her mother would prepare food for them.
This is not a sob story all but a true eyewitness account of treachry.

Because her father stole most of the food meant for the troops and was instead cooking it at home and wasting most of it. Who cooks so much food that even troops will leave their barracks and come and have a fill in an ordinary politicians house. It is like burutai or dasuki daughter telling us this kind of story in the future. Her father stole money. They were drinking cornflakes while others were drinking corn meal. Thieves.

TPAND:
Biologically proven that no man can have sex for more than 30mins. So go back to sleep kid.

Who tell you? I don do 1 hr plus 3 times now. In fact the last one ehn, the chic tell me say e don do. Quit those your minute men and try nylon guys.

hundredhunndred:
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Cafe attendant sef dey talk. Lmaoook

When tinubu go drop chop money again nah? U for take style dey hail dino melaye, cos if him give mama menopause belle, you go go chop naming ceremony food.abeg go boudillion now make u help melaye open door to mama menopause bedroom. Ode

Yorubas are seriously beating their meat here only because a girl went from eating corn flakes to drinking the pap every other average Nigerians drank, abi? That this cornflakes drinking fella tells us a sobbing story to humanize her dad does not preclude him from being the bad corrupt egg that needed to be crushed. Ejoor o. Igbo warriors can get involved in the mudslinging going on here.

business is all about location. some of these akara sellers make more than some that stay in airconditioned office. imagine that a popular junction in my area was renamed "Akara Junction" simply because of the igbo woman selling Akara and stuff there. Even the Last of their kids is hussling for admission, they stay in a 3 bedroom flat, and they dont have any other business i know of.

In ma parlour, infront of ma 98 inches plasma sipping ma don simon and watching rugged men run things.

actually, CNN is right about that picture. that is all that would remain of lagos once Biafra drops ogbunigwe there.

Angel don blow trumpet o, na generator noise no let us hear am.

Today is my bday, fellow tribalists, show some love

Beremx:
I care less if the electricity tarrif is increased to 400percent. Where i live now,I pay only 200naira monthly when the bill is shared.

just take style dey immagine the face me i face you crib wey you base now. chai bubu no try for you o. despite all the gragra you high for am.

HungerBAD:
I like this guy.

This is a man who does not see tribes or religious affiliations in other Nigerians. Never once as a Governor, did he use words that would have undermined the Security of his people.

I like him.

And then he made Funke Egbemode and Femi Adesina(both Yoruba's) top Staff at the Sun Newspaper. If only some Easterners can have an open mind like this man. He does not believe Nigeria should break up.

This is a cool dude.

why cant your yoruba people also have an open mind like him? tell me one yoruba tycoon that has made an Igbo a top staff in his company?

badassProdigy:
Footballer Emmanuel Emenike has admitted he's dating ex Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria, Iheoma Nnadi.

The footballer shared the photos of them on vacation in Turkey, via Instagram and wrote:

'My Sunday afternoon spent with my special.'



https://www.instagram.com/p/BHrgJdiAUce/

Omo, na to go field now begin train. I can be 25years tommorrow, and i sabi play football pass the emenike self.