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Nairaland General › Re: Nokulunga Buthelezi "Snake Woman Of Africa" (Photos, Video) by Malawian(m): 10:09pm On Sep 21, 2016
magicminister:
wooow!!
to fuccck this one go sweet die!!! Chai!! omg!!!!
Yes, until she bend her toto while your preek dey inside.
Celebrities › Re: Didi Ekanem: My Big Butt Doesn't Affect My Performance On The Bed by Malawian(m): 7:30pm On Sep 20, 2016
somez:
Mentally retarded individuals like u should not ever quote me. Over born again dey worry u.
kpele.
Politics › Re: Aisha Meeting Michelle Obama.. Did APC Lied? (photos) by Malawian(m): 4:54pm On Sep 20, 2016
is it that APC cannot show us a video of this same event? honestly, this was photoshoped from the first picture. the first picture had details in the background and on the floor, while the second picture was deliberately blackened out perhaps to hide photoshop flaws. did the background suddenly change colour between the two pictures?
Sports › Re: Victor Emenayo & Age Cheat: Azerbaijani Media Claims 23Yr Old Player Is Over 40 by Malawian(m): 12:48pm On Sep 20, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Ochi atogbuo mu here. nna ehn. grin grin grin grin grin grin

like one grafiti in my villa says " ze'elu njo, maka onwu ihele. Diarisgoduo grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Didi Ekanem: My Big Butt Doesn't Affect My Performance On The Bed by Malawian(m): 10:43am On Sep 20, 2016
somez:
Good morning Jesus ,good morning Lord. I know you come from heaven above....
do not take the name of your Lord in vain. especially as we can all see say na shiit full inside that nyash.
Family › Re: My Husband And I Just Found Out He Has An 18yr Old Daughter. by Malawian(m): 10:28am On Sep 19, 2016
Temilola01:
I really need people's advice on how to handle this, as the next few weeks will either break or make my marriage stronger. My husband and I have been married for 5yrs now but we have been together for 11yrs. We have been through so much together, ivf procedures, miscarriages, failed businesses and the usual ups and downs in every relationship. He came to me last night after discovering he has an 18yr daughter who he has never met or did not know till yesterday. We are still waiting on God. Although this was before we met but does not make it less of a blow. I want him to do right by his daughter but I also fear for my marriage. I only just learnt about this literally 8hrs ago so I'm in shock and still trying to wrap my head around it. I need people's unbiased advice. Thank you everyone.
is it that you cannot be a mother to your husband's daughter? or is it because she is not yours? take a very good look at your conscience and determine if you are a good person.
Politics › Re: Presidency Apologises For Buhari's Plagiarising Of Obama's Speech by Malawian(m): 12:34pm On Sep 17, 2016
mightyhazell:
This govt is a joke!
how can you call them a joke? who and who is smiling or laughing now? undecided undecided
Politics › Re: Buhari Accused Of Plagiarising Obama’s Speech by Malawian(m): 11:31pm On Sep 16, 2016
Bujumbura:
NO. The name you mentioned is my bosom friend
How come ur email doesn't have any thing tethered to it? Una don old for this game o.lolz
Politics › Re: Buhari Accused Of Plagiarising Obama’s Speech by Malawian(m): 11:10pm On Sep 16, 2016
Bujumbura:
grin. This is an alternate for blackseptember and fedayeen
Ok bros, e fit no be u. Cos i will be very surprised u are a warlord here. grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Accused Of Plagiarising Obama’s Speech by Malawian(m): 10:52pm On Sep 16, 2016
Bujumbura:
NO. The name you mentioned is my bosom friend
Am not sure, just an informed guess due to your user name. KEN?
Politics › Re: Buhari Accused Of Plagiarising Obama’s Speech by Malawian(m): 10:43pm On Sep 16, 2016
Bujumbura:
what is your name and how were you able to pinpoint me
If na u be this,thenu know me well well sef. Not sure sha. Are u a learned fellow?
Politics › Re: Buhari Accused Of Plagiarising Obama’s Speech by Malawian(m): 7:06pm On Sep 16, 2016
Bujumbura:
Who am I undecided
just asking sha.

Eze.
Politics › Re: Buhari Accused Of Plagiarising Obama’s Speech by Malawian(m): 6:37pm On Sep 16, 2016
Bujumbura:
Buhari is the 13th plague that would have happened to the Children of Israelites in Egypt


He is the 8th wonder of the world with his glaring dumbness


He takes the award for Eze ndi slowpoke.



Thank God he didn't end with God bless America
i know you, dont i?
Romance › Re: Benue Lady Reveals Why Yoruba Women Have Big Butts by Malawian(m): 11:41pm On Sep 15, 2016
Mrop:
You know how Yoruba girls subconsciously squat when they want to greet, hand over or collect something from an adult or their parents


Well, this Mish lady says that’s their reason
for having big butts…
Do you agree?

see screenshot below


source ::: http://www.praizeblog.com/2016/09/benue-state-lady-reveals-why-yoruba.html?m=0
Ike nsi. Na shiit full inside.
Family › Re: My Wife Spat On My Face This Morning, What Should I Do? by Malawian(m): 9:29am On Sep 13, 2016
Maybe your wife wants you to straff her. Hiding remote and console in her pants should have given you a clue. Next time, finger her before claiming your remote. cheesy
Politics › Re: Buhari Invites Newspaper Editors. "A Package" To Be Given Out - Sahara Reporters by Malawian(m): 7:56pm On Sep 12, 2016
investnotspend:
Read my LIPS PMB would not give bribes , this you can take to the bank.

Like if you think PMB will not give bribes , share if you think PMB would give bribes.

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Politics › Re: Have You Released Kabiru Sokoto? - HURIWA To Buhari by Malawian(m): 5:15pm On Sep 12, 2016
abokibuhari:
omenka passingshots dropshots modath midolian rilwayne001 egift beremx cool cool cool
abeg free beremx, she don repent fully. grin grin
Politics › Re: Richest Local Governments In Nigeria by Malawian(m): 3:55pm On Sep 12, 2016
martha89:
OK Igbo's are better than every body. Uromi is Esan north East and its more than OK.
Typical Igbo always want to show they are better than others by putting them down.
okay i agree, you don do me the thing grin grin. so i forgot EKP was Esan west, now where is Esan central? what is the city there? UBIAJA? cos i no remember much again.

when i asked an Esan girl to teach me Esan, she taught me "Ku UDU RE" grin grin
Politics › Re: Richest Local Governments In Nigeria by Malawian(m): 2:10pm On Sep 12, 2016
I FORGOT, ESAN CENTRAL IS UROMI, AND UROMI IS QUITE OKAY ON ITS OWN, BUT RICH?
Politics › Re: Richest Local Governments In Nigeria by Malawian(m): 2:08pm On Sep 12, 2016
Ssalk:
I totally agree with you. The only bank in Esan central Unity bank maybe they have extra one now. In Esan west Ekpoma u can't even can't the banks, beside that commercial activities there far better. The bad road was caused by the delibrate neglect of APC govt, it wasn't like this back then when I school there but even with the bad roads, the place is still better and richer than the rest Esan follow by Esan north.
ALL BECAUSE OF AAU. IF NA LIE, GO ON 9 MONTHS STRIKE AGAIN. NA EVEN THE VILLAGERS DO COPORATIVE GO BEG LUCKY THAT TIME TO ROPEN THE SCHOOL. grin grin

I SWEAR DOWN. HUNGER FIT EVEN WOZZ YOU SLAP FOR THERE IF SCHOOL NO GREE OPEN QUICK.
Politics › Re: Richest Local Governments In Nigeria by Malawian(m): 2:05pm On Sep 12, 2016
martha89:
Ekp is Esan west not central.You are constantly talking crap are you the only one who schooled there and for your inform they survive on farming even before the university was formed. Ekpoma is changing its just the roads that are bad. Its not that backward if its attracting a new movie theater and palm oil factory.Ekpoma is know for Agriculture expecially the rice even though AAU is overshowding it. Inferiority complex you are not better than any one.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE ANY ISSUES WITH ESANS? MY BEST FRIENDS ARE ESANS, SO ALSO ARE MY WORST ENEMIES SHA. BUT STILL, NO LERE.

IF DEM CLOSE THAT SCHOOL ENH, HUNGER GO DEAL DECISSIVELY WITH ALL MAN THERE. WHO GUY BUY THE FOOD?
Politics › Re: Richest Local Governments In Nigeria by Malawian(m): 12:02pm On Sep 12, 2016
slim75d:
4. Esan Central. Located in Edo state, it’s
composed by several towns and cities. Its major
sector is agriculture. However, people of this
land are also engaged into industry. There are
lots of hotels, factories, and hospitals there.
Esan Central? for where EKP dey?
Bros mi, if you want to see poverty smiling at ya, then by all means visit when the school is on break. grin grin grin
Food › Re: Man Beats Goat For Eating His Jollof Rice (pics, Video) by Malawian(m): 8:36pm On Sep 08, 2016
i see brown roofs everywhere. this change is real out there maaan!

just like the yoruba guy i borrowed 15k 3 weeks ago, the guy dey hide from me now, even dey vacate him house morning and nigth. grin grin
Food › Re: Amala Pictures That Will Make You Drool Like Nothing Else Can by Malawian(m): 2:06pm On Sep 08, 2016
OP, next time, add "Graphic Pictures" to your title. thanks a lot.
Crime › Re: Hausa And Fulani Clash At Agege Abattoir Market In Lagos, 1 Hausa Killed (Pics) by Malawian(m): 4:55pm On Sep 07, 2016
idris4r83:
Wheres d graphic image?
you no see blood for dia? abi u don forget say when nollywood start, even common slap na "action". cheesy cheesy
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Malawian(m): 2:37pm On Sep 07, 2016
JayZ55:
Thanx God saved me, the fuel pump wires were apparently damaged by rats, reconnected them and walla! Car is running fine n am not driving thru water ever again!!
where can one fing this fuel pump wires? i have had this problem of my car jerking, one mechanic eventually figured it was fuel pump wire and fixed it. the car worked very fine for months until i took it for repairs in another mechanic [he changed the worn engine seatings] obviously he might have tempered with the fuel pump wires cos the jerking has returned.

so once again, where can one find this fuel pump wire and what does it look like. picture pls.
Culture › Re: Photos From The Obi Of Onitsha's Palace by Malawian(m): 12:11pm On Sep 06, 2016
aresa:
https://pzimedia.com/post/tm670-2016-1467101405-302381024.jpg


[img]http://lagosposts.files./2016/06/10258487_10208708709064683_8203785564907168480_n.jpg[/img]


Yes, Ooni is way better...


The onisha one look like Boys' quarters ...



Like the above.. grin grin
so this thing they say is actually true? igbos open a thread to showcase themselves, yoruba butt in un-invited, to compare themselves with igbos
Family › Re: Husband Beats Wife For "Buhari Is Working" Comment (Photos) by Malawian(m): 11:39am On Sep 06, 2016
Chubhie:
This is way extreme.The husband should be man enough to face the consequences.

There are more strategic creative ways of showing her that buhari is sleeping on duty hence not working other than turning her into punching bag.

I can only imagine how the woman was tearing the man apart with illogical arguments as against observable reality the man faces.
ABEG, ABEG ABEG angry angry Women dont know how to keep their mouths together. if the man is not providing chop money, she would call her useless man. despite all Bubu is doing to us, she is still saying Buhari is working. shebi now, she will think well well before yarning dust. cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Addressed As ‘his Excellency, President Of Biafra’ In Kuje Prison by Malawian(m): 10:05am On Sep 06, 2016
Victorvexz:
Lol, this man no know say dem dey mock him. It's like the prisoners have agreed that Kanu will be in prison for a long time. I pity this Kanu, if he thinks he can play Mandela successfully in Nigeria, then he must be in fools paradise
joseph and mandella were also prisoners.
Crime › Re: Photos Of The Woman That Butchered Her Husband In Ogun After They Had Sex by Malawian(m): 4:40pm On Sep 05, 2016
Nigerian Police sef, Did they catch her with that cutlass? where is the blood? grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Fuel At N145/litre No Longer Sustainable – NNPC by Malawian(m): 10:38am On Sep 05, 2016
onatisi:
wait till the tsunami hits u.
just predict good things abeg. Nne gi anwuna. inasmuch as i loath bubu, i love my life more.

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