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Politics / Re: Cramjones & The FFK Mystery Resolved!! by MalcolmXng: 8:51pm On Jan 10, 2014
emmalexabl: @ op....please kindly explain to me.


What/who the fvck is FFK ??
SUMMARY; FFK IN 12 POINTS:
1. FFK is a Nigerian from the SW of the country.
2. His father was notable politician in that region.
3. He was a graduate of the famous Cambridge.
4. He was SA (Public Affairs) to former President OBJ.
5. He was a two-time Minister of the Fed. Rep. of Nigeria.
6. He's a bigwig in one of the two biggest political parties in Nigeria.
7. 3/4 of Nigerians see him as an activist, another 3/4 see him as a tribalist, and the remaining 50% are just okay with him.
8. He's intellectually gifted and his debating prowess is feared by his adversaries
9.One thing that cannot be taken away from him is his romantic exploits; he's loved by salacious ladies all across Nigeria. It was for this reason that some call him Casanova while others say he's the Nigerian version of Don Juan.
10. He's ever controversial and was not liked by many (probably including @emmalexabl) for his robust defense of Lagos not being a "No man's land".
11. He's remained relevant in the Nigerian politicosphere to the surprise of many.
12. Like most Africans, he's semi-poligamous and has more than one child. He's currently married to his lovely sweetheart -Gina.
Hope this answers your question.
Next time don't use the F-word in my thread. I don't deal in profanities.
Politics / Re: Cramjones & The FFK Mystery Resolved!! by MalcolmXng: 5:20pm On Jan 10, 2014
Donalð Genes: Heard you guys fight on top Front page like Ravens hovering for carcass*Grabs a seat*surely,this gonna get dirty*
Not really D! Who cares 'bout that. But if that's all you can come up with, it will be fair to Cj not to refer to him as FFK again.
Politics / Re: Cramjones & The FFK Mystery Resolved!! by MalcolmXng: 4:40pm On Jan 10, 2014
pembisco: Op cramejones or/and ffk shuld. Go and Die
Cramjones (Go & die); Millionaire
FFK (Go & die); Millionaire
Benin Woman (Go & die); Millionaire
pembisco (Go & live); hundrednaire/pauper
Politics / Re: Cramjones & The FFK Mystery Resolved!! by MalcolmXng: 4:17pm On Jan 10, 2014
ITbomb: Will your smartness solve any of Nigeria's problem especially electricity
It may not; but my N25,000 did; that's why I have "I pass my neighbour".
I am now beginning to believe that person who says in Nigeria they answer question with question. Did you pass your O' levels at all?
Politics / Re: Open Letter To Seun by MalcolmXng: 3:57pm On Jan 10, 2014
holyvirgin:
So you think we all are gullible to believe cramjones is not FFK?
So why does most of his thread hit FP without any source or link that points to FFK revealing so on any of his website or page?
Why does cramjones continuously use FFK name each time he wants to start a thread and now wants us to believe he isn't one and same person?
Is there smth you know that NL should know? Please reopen the thread and allow us air our views. sad
If you think Cramjones is FFK, I challenge you to put your claims to test at, "Cramjones & The FFK Mystery ..." thread.
Politics / Re: Open Letter To Seun by MalcolmXng: 3:49pm On Jan 10, 2014
UcLloyd:


Sorry to derail, buh that's FFK. He can't deceive us. I can swear with my late great grand fathers life that Cramjones is FFK
Go to my thread, "Cramjones & The FFK Mystery Resolved!!" I am looking for people who can provide evidence, and put this issue to rest.
Politics / Cramjones & The FFK Mystery Resolved!! by MalcolmXng: 1:56pm On Jan 10, 2014
This Cramjones of a man has been a mystery to many; but not to me. He alone and few members of the clique know whether he's FFK or not. I can put this to rest. I can 100% resolve this issue. I am ready to spill the beans. I HAVE THE CODE!! But as Queen Elizabeth says, "No pain no gain", ... or to put it in local parlance, "No food for a lazy man". Sooo, you've got to think a little.
Have your trials; when you hit the jackpot, I'll instantly tell you, ... and you'll also take home a not so material, but a so special prize of being, "THE SMARTEST & MOST INTELLIGENT NIGERIAN IN NL"
So let's get it on!
Literature / Re: MalcolmX@ng's Daily Inspiration/Life Strategies by MalcolmXng: 7:29am On Jan 10, 2014
JANUARY 10, 2014
With all your mind be one or the other: Either free or a slave, either a well-bred cock or a mean one, either endure to be beaten until you die or yield at once. And let it not happen to you to yield after you receive many stripes - Epictetus
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Asked Sanusi To Resign But He Refused by MalcolmXng: 12:30pm On Jan 09, 2014
Omen100:


your sister who was caught pant down stealing the common wealth of the people has not resign and you are here, calling on the CBN Gov to resign because he is from the North, please make use of your head.
Pls don't bring the North in! He's challenging the proposal based on its constitutionality.
Politics / Re: Prosecute And Jail Or Shoot Them: Buhari On SaharaTV by MalcolmXng: 8:59am On Jan 09, 2014
bayooooooo: No, I watched the interview live and have watched it again and again, my conclusion is still the same: Buhari does not have the capacity to move Nigeria forward.

He did not provide a practical alternative to myriads of problems facing the nation. Even on corruption, you can't just take and shoot people in a democracy. That's not possible. On Boko Haram, he went blank. No solution, no idea, no alternative except annoying repetition of corruption and that the real Boko Haram is FG. That seems pedestrian.
The HEADING did not say SHOOT only; there's also PROSECUTE and JAIL them. And besides he's not advocating for what's unconstitutional; there's provision for that in the constitution. If you REALLY abhor the death penalty (not only for corrupt officials), it's its abrogation you'll call rather than being clever by half.
Politics / Re: Prosecute And Jail Or Shoot Them: Buhari On SaharaTV by MalcolmXng: 8:26am On Jan 09, 2014
Kobojunkie:

Yes, na when I come tell you I dey go get my share you go roar like tiger. Yet for the past 50-something years, the same set of thieves have been stealing from you, without your permission, and you have been as silent as a mouse all that time.
Even thief na sabi. You fit do your own and they catch you, ...& they chop your balls.
Kobojunkie:

Yes, na when I come tell you I dey go get my share you go roar like tiger. Yet for the past 50-something years, the same set of thieves have been stealing from you, without your permission, and you have been as silent as a mouse all that time.
Even thief na sabi. You fit do your own and they catch you, ...& they chop your balls.
Kobojunkie:

Yes, na when I come tell you I dey go get my share you go roar like tiger. Yet for the past 50-something years, the same set of thieves have been stealing from you, without your permission, and you have been as silent as a mouse all that time.
Even thief na sabi. You fit do your own and they catch you, ...& they chop your balls.
Literature / Re: MalcolmX@ng's Daily Inspiration/Life Strategies by MalcolmXng: 7:09am On Jan 09, 2014
JANUARY 09, 2014
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. Nothing can bring you peace but the triumph of principles - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Politics / Re: Seriouly Nairaland Politics Section Has Been Hijack By Some Unscrupulous Fellows by MalcolmXng: 6:22pm On Jan 08, 2014
What is annoying is the number of off-topic threads that now frequent the POLITICS SECTION. For eg., some few days ago, some of these appeared.
1. 15 "BORN AGAIN" STUDENTS SURRENDER CERTS TO WAEC
2. Man Flogs Orphan Over Xmas Rice
3."ghollywood" AND NOLLYWOOD AT WAR
Just today the following appeared.
1. BEST MANCHESTER UNITED JOKES
2. photos: Meet Jen Shelter, The Woman With 'the Best Butt' On Instragram
3. UNDERSTANDING ELECTRICITY TARIFFS ... IN NIGERIA
4. Pastor Fireman Arrested ...
5. Epidemic Alert: Stagnant Water At Mile 2
The Mods are making this place uninteresting. Off-topic threads should be moved to the relevant section or deleted. Also threads that duplicate each other should be sacrificed for the one with more viewers or whatever criteria the mods should adopt.

What is annoying is the number of off-topic threads that now frequent the POLITICS SECTION. For eg., some few days ago, some of these appeared.
1. 15 "BORN AGAIN" STUDENTS SURRENDER CERTS TO WAEC
2. Man Flogs Orphan Over Xmas Rice
3."ghollywood" AND NOLLYWOOD AT WAR
Just today the following appeared.
1. BEST MANCHESTER UNITED JOKES
2. photos: Meet Jen Shelter, The Woman With 'the Best Butt' On Instragram
3. UNDERSTANDING ELECTRICITY TARIFFS ... IN NIGERIA
4. Pastor Fireman Arrested ...
5. Epidemic Alert: Stagnant Water At Mile 2
The Mods are making this place uninteresting. Off-topic threads should be moved to the relevant section or deleted. Also threads that duplicate each other should be sacrificed for the one with more viewers or whatever criteria the mods should adopt.

What is annoying is the number of off-topic threads that now frequent the POLITICS SECTION. For eg., some few days ago, some of these appeared.
1. 15 "BORN AGAIN" STUDENTS SURRENDER CERTS TO WAEC
2. Man Flogs Orphan Over Xmas Rice
3."ghollywood" AND NOLLYWOOD AT WAR
Just today the following appeared.
1. BEST MANCHESTER UNITED JOKES
2. photos: Meet Jen Shelter, The Woman With 'the Best Butt' On Instragram
3. UNDERSTANDING ELECTRICITY TARIFFS ... IN NIGERIA
4. Pastor Fireman Arrested ...
5. Epidemic Alert: Stagnant Water At Mile 2
The Mods are making this place uninteresting. Off-topic threads should be moved to the relevant section or deleted. Also threads that duplicate each other should be sacrificed for the one with more viewers or whatever criteria the mods should adopt.
Literature / MalcolmX@ng's Daily Inspiration/Life Strategies by MalcolmXng: 11:10am On Jan 08, 2014
JANUARY 08, 2014
If money or anything gets between you and your peace of mind, take the peace of mind and let the other go - Napoleon Hill
Politics / Re: 2015: APC Shops For Buhari’s Deputy by MalcolmXng: 1:12pm On Jan 06, 2014
A.jeez:
Yes, the only problem is when tinubu decides he wants to be part of the action, but then he can have the leadership of the party's position..and mind you, the senate president isn't 'jus'. It is even a more powerful position than the vp. It only takes a capable, smart, inflential and brilliant to excersise such power, and I think fashola is the perfect man for the job
Since religion unfortunately 'seems' to be a factor, will the Christians not cry, being left only with the VP while the Muslims carted away the party leadership, the presidency and the SP.
Politics / Re: 2015: APC Shops For Buhari’s Deputy by MalcolmXng: 12:33pm On Jan 06, 2014
jmaine:

Fashola can never be a senate President immediately cos of the existent law of seniority in the NASS.
Is it possible to change the law, especially in an opposition dominated NASS?
Politics / Re: 2015: APC Shops For Buhari’s Deputy by MalcolmXng: 12:25pm On Jan 06, 2014
A.jeez:
Great, Buhari/ Amechi would be perfect. Then a SW for senate president, fashola shld contest dat. And then a vibrant and voracious south easterner for the speaker of house of rep..this would be a better govt
You have a point. Buhari/Amaechi will be great. Besides Amaechi being capable in all respects, it'll take care of the religion factor and also divide the SE/SS. Fash will also make a great SP. The only problem is if Tinubu wants a part of the action! And, will the SW be content with just the SP knowing that they can make or break?
Romance / Re: What Is It That Women REALLY Want? by MalcolmXng: 7:04am On Jan 06, 2014
Dyt: Recycled topic

WE WANNA BE HAPPY
*bn happy evolves lots*
Dyt, what can one do to make you happy? What are the prerequisite to making you happy, especially in a relationship? With all these broken relationships in our societies, don't you think I'd help a lot to know how to make our women happy?
Romance / What Is It That Women REALLY Want? by MalcolmXng: 4:46pm On Jan 05, 2014
Men have always asked and will continue to ask, "What is it she wants?", or "Women! You can never understand them!".

Someone once said all some women want is to be widowed and remarried. That they get some kicks out of this. Ha! But this is sacrilege now. Is this not wishing death on the breadwinner? This can't be true.
Most will say it's the Benjamins. But don't even go there. If this were true, Princess Diana wouldn't have left Prince Charles. Not only was she in some cool millions (His mummy was in the FORBES 10 richest women in the world), but has some royalty to go with it; - 'Princess of Wales', 'Duchess of Cornwall', 'Duchess of Rothesay', 'Countess of Chester', and 'Baroness of Renfrew'. And remember, this woman was just a kindergarten teacher oo!

Let's have your take. But whatever you say don't be with those who say, "ALL THEY WANT IS TO BE LIED TO!" Haba, lie - uhm uh! How far will you on this? What of if you are caught out. Will lying even bring the coveted prize?

OK, let's go!!
The floor is open & the field is cleared!!!!
May be you'll be the one to put to rest this age old mystery!!!!!!
Phones / Re: Etisalat And The Great Rip-offs. by MalcolmXng: 2:32pm On Jan 05, 2014
Thanks exxcell, runzlord, Babalegba, Babacele, and lordnammy.
I've called CC and they said l was on DAILY N100 10MB bundle which is renewed automatically, everyday. I've also asked for the deactivation code and have opted-out. Hoping they'll do that cos the response I got was - 'it's being processed'.
Thanks once more and God bless.

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Politics / Re: Open Letter To Jonathan: Asari Dokubo Replies Obasanjo by MalcolmXng: 3:20pm On Jan 04, 2014
curtain: Asari has also spoken my mind, its Gej or no nigeria. Its not enough for you to sit in your comfort zone and type rubbish when you cannot go and live in the north peacefully. Those nairalanders typing poo on this thread should know that no matter what they say, they are still worthless than the chickens of the hausa/fulani and can be used to quench the thirst of blood whenever it arises. They have the liberty to nationalise in the islamic republic when the country is successfully divided this year. The south-south, south-east, and part of the middle-belt are ready to form their own country and any tribe that is not interested is at liberty to opt-out of the new republic.
Asari is married to those Hausa/Fulanis you are abusing. When Asari's child become president in that your newfound obsession - know what that means!!
Phones / Re: Etisalat And The Great Rip-offs. by MalcolmXng: 1:15pm On Jan 04, 2014
runzlord: Etisalat is not like that. you must have been renewed from a service you earlier brought
The plan I tried enrolling few days back was the weekly Opera Mini Lifestyle but some message came that I wasn't successful.


Even if l was successful, the WEEKLY RATE for that plan is N100, with Linda Ikeji blog, Nairaland, and Bellanaija as FREE sites. PAYG rates apply outside these.


Having spent 95% of my browsing time on NL yesternight, my questions are:


1. Were I even on Opera Mini Lifestyle, where is the bal. of N200 since the WEEKLY RATE for that plan is N100?
2. Is it possible for my MAIN5 (reward) acc. to have read N150 if I hadn't recharged N300, (i.e. N50 bonus for each N100 recharge)?
3. Apart from PAYG, is it possible to be be on a 'pre-existing' plan without one's subscription?
Phones / Re: Etisalat And The Great Rip-offs. by MalcolmXng: 11:42am On Jan 04, 2014
exxell: Where is ur proof?
I am telling you these people are crooks and you're doubting. What type of proof do you want? OK this morning my account is reading -

MAIN BAL. N0.00; MAIN5, N150.00
Politics / Re: Open Letter To Jonathan: Asari Dokubo Replies Obasanjo by MalcolmXng: 1:03am On Jan 04, 2014
fkaz:

Nawa o, 2 hours ago near cotonou, benin, The big foool Alabo Edi-abali of kalabari is now staying between nigeria and benin boundary to write letter author biography.

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You got it buddy! O boi the man get sense ooo, "2 hours ago near Cotonou, Benin". Hin dey Ghana by now!! It's really funny! This guy stayed at the border trying to impersonate Mariama Ba - a civilian woman. But 'kaz why try to make this 'diary' a wasted effort - an anticlimax?
Phones / Etisalat And The Great Rip-offs. by MalcolmXng: 10:55pm On Jan 03, 2014
At about 8.35 PM, 8.54 PM & 9.11 PM Nigerian time on 3rd January, 2014, I loaded N300 card (100×3) on Etisalat network. On each occasion I received the following notification:

DEAR CUSTOMER YOU RECHARGED 100.00 & YOU HAVE BEEN REWARDED WITH 50.00. THANKS FOR USING ETISALAT.

At the end of it all I checked my bal. and it reads:

MAIN BAL: 100.00; MAIN 5: 150.00

I tried reloading the cards only to be told they've been used. This is unbelievable!!

I now call on Etisalat to return my money. Imagine how many billions they'll be
raking in on a national scale from innocent and hardworking patriots. I know I am not alone. Share your experience, and don't stop at that; tell us also what should be done (legally) to stop this menace to society.

Etisalat and others on this rip-off must be forced to compensate and stop this daylight robberies.
Politics / Re: Cramjones Threatened Via Email Over His Expose Of PDP Election Strategy by MalcolmXng: 2:18pm On Jan 02, 2014
jmaine:

Maybe you are the incompetent and silly expert who deceived the OP . . . grin
You may not have achieved much since you're unable to convince that an email wasn't sent.
Politics / Re: Cramjones Threatened Via Email Over His Expose Of PDP Election Strategy by MalcolmXng: 1:11pm On Jan 02, 2014
jmaine:

An excuse after he was exposed. . . ..
You're taking this as if it's your life. Sure you're not the sender of this email?

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Politics / Re: Cramjones Threatened Via Email Over His Expose Of PDP Election Strategy by MalcolmXng: 12:33pm On Jan 02, 2014
jmaine:


But ScamJones told us his experts [size=14pt]traced it to Lagos [/size]. . . . . Bwahahahahahah. . .You are shameless troll . . . . here is your answer again below . . . .
But you're ignoring the fact he also said, "Whoever sent this, ... understands IP detroll"

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