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[color=deeppink]If I were a man, I wouldn't do it.

Any man who does that is dumb as well as ignorant.[/color]

[color=deeppink]I can't view the video.[/color]

Missy B:
Here . . . .
https://p.vtourist.com/1945564-Belgian_waffles_that_you_can_find_all_over_Brugge-Brugge.jpg

[color=deeppink]*Mama-gee Salivates*[/color]

[color=deeppink]Cameroun all the way![/color]

[color=deeppink]The vuvuzuela makes the World Cup what it is. . .I can't wait for it.[/color]

[color=deeppink]I'm so sorry for her son's death. . .

But trying to blame his untimely passing on the Doctors is not the best way to mourn him and keep his legacy alive.[/color]

[color=deeppink]This animal is a skunk!

He mercilessly beats up his wife and then he comes out with some flimsy excuses with no accurate info.

What kind of daft, flawless leaders rule Nigeria? [/color]

[color=deeppink]Oh my Gosh!

Someone should give them some clothes to put on.[/color]

mohawkchic:
~Hey You! https://www.labnol.org/assets/images/YahooSmileys/smileys71.gif

~That hue is a very strong shade to pull off against her skin tone. . . very pale white chics suits that kind of hue me think! However if she had had experimented with this shade,
https://photos.essence.com/system/images/gallery/000/186/991/full/bold-sexy-color_src.jpg

~Or. . . .

https://photos.essence.com/system/images/gallery/000/187/001/full/red-hair_src.jpg


~I wud have said Banging Hot!!

~Black chics seem to be getting red hair wrong. . . remember Eve? She looks proper minging in that shade!!
https://photos.essence.com/system/images/gallery/000/213/211/full/2000-Eve-VH1_Vogue_Fashion_Awards_src.jpg

[color=deeppink]Why are these pictures here?. . .

This isn't the fashion board, please.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Wow!

Battle of the bachelors.

*Mama-gee relaxes for this showdown*[/color]

[color=deeppink]This Juliet looks indian. . .

Where's she from?[/color]

MRbrownJAY:
RULE 74/1: after a well deserved home cooked meal (eba/amala etc), it is advised to lick/suck your fingers to show your appreciation to the cook and let them know that the meal was excellent (even more so if your mum cooked it)

RULE 21/3: no man shall lay their hands on a woman UNLESS that woman lost her damn mind and started pouncing on you first. Bi*tch slap her at a 45degree angle to remind her that if she has no respect for you then there is no reason why you should have any respect for her.

RULE 101/2: for the good of the brotherhood (and since you are your brothers keeper), gossiping is highly advised to distinguish the skanks from the princesses. since no one wants to end up with a skank for a wife, spreading the words on damsel with skankish ways is recommended for the good of the community. anyone against gossiping should live their life RIGHT to make sure that no one gossips about them.

RULE45/3: any man should have a job to support himself and his family but if that man happens to be in between job/unemployed, walking the street with no aim (or maybe crime on their mind) is not advised and should sit at home.

RULE56/2: any man can loose their job or be in a financial crisis, there is no shame in that. the catch is to do something constructive about it and try to get back on thou's feet. anyone saying that men aint real men because some lost their jobs etc should be bi*tch slapped at a 45degree angle to bring some sense back into their head.

RULE345/1: before going to any banks for a loan ask your friends/family etc, the rate will be unbeatable i promise you that! what are friends for if not to help you in your times of needs?! there is nothing wrong with owing money, the catch is to make sure to repay it back in due time. credit cards, mortgage, car note etc. dont believe the hype, some people owe all their lives and live happily ever after!

RULE 61/1: any HUMAN BEING should take care of their responsibilities (man or woman)

[color=deeppink]Dude, these excuses are ridiculous. ,

Men aren't known for gossipping and allof the above I listed.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Real men don't suck their fingers.

Real men don't beat their wives.

Real men don't talk and gossip.

Real men don't sit down at home with no job.

Real men pay their bills.

Real men don't owe people.

Real men take care of their responsibilities.[/color]

[color=deeppink]^^Jackie sucks![/color]

[color=deeppink]^^He needs to grow up after getting a life.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Poster. . .

Sucks for you![/color]

michelin89:
Not in a packet of sugar?

[color=deeppink]Nah!

That sugar would taste sour.[/color]

Gabry:
Really?

[color=deeppink]Read his reply below and you'll understand.[/color]

dayokanu:
Mamagee you are the only cockroach in my cupboard, only fish in my aquarium

[color=deeppink]You're the only pest in my life. [/color]

[color=deeppink]^^You in my closet.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Jackie Appiah is simply fake.

Can't imagine her ego, she wears eye contacts and begins acting like they are are real eye color and to talk of her awful phony accent.

Nadia Buari is quite herself, her accent is what it is nothing is phony.[/color]

[color=deeppink]What a dirty lad! [/color]

kenypumpin:
mehn jackie is shyte!!!!! she can't act am very sorry oooo,

[color=deeppink]Exactly!

She's soooo boring.[/color]

tpiah:
is this case being confused with the zuma 2nd wife incident?

where has it been established that the woman had a lover while in the palace?

FL Gators:
Are you minding that nincompoop

nellaluv:
she's already bald, that thing on her head looks like something they use super glue to hold, .
And what have you ever seen before , dont mind me o

[color=deeppink]Are you serious?. . .

I have things that you can't imagine.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Nadia Buari is always on point.[/color]

toba:
Its not good to batter women but some deserves little smarking at times

[color=deeppink]Are you nuts?

Women deserve smarking, I bet you're a wife batterer yourself.[/color]

[color=deeppink]^^ [/color]

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]^{I wish. . . . . well , you've really discovered something about me out there on the Religion section . right?} [/size]

[color=deeppink]Who are you asking?[/color]

zebra543:
no one gets too old to play petty games with a polygamous husband! one is automatically a ho when shes fooling atround to make her husband jealous, there is a specific age to stop trickin and at that age you should realise that when you marry a king in yorubaland he can and will marry younger thinner and better women after you!!!
Go sit somewhere

[color=deeppink]Look at this brain dead mofo.[/color]

mohawkchic:
~Not bad for Eco friendly leather bag huh? Ashley Watson bag made from a leather jacket!
https://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/uI/ashley-watson2.jpg

[color=deeppink]~I love this purse.~ [/color]

nellaluv:
she's pretty in an igbotic kind of way

[color=deeppink]What Igbotic way? lol[/color]