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PoliticsRe: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by mamaput(f): 9:53pm On Jun 14, 2006
Drusilla Even before the white man came to Africa they were Educated
We had doctors lawyers , midwives astrologist.
Even in the bible we have an example of the 3 wise men from the east.
maybe not in the form you know it . But it was there.
There is more to education than internet.
Today i go to the doctor he treats me with a computer. Without his computer he is gone. a loser
In the olden days people were reading and writing
Education never started with the white man.
When it comes to exchange of information there is no white or black in it.
Even Traders were exchanging information and knowledge in this way.
FamilyRe: Would You Pay Your Children For Chores They Do? by mamaput(f): 9:27pm On Jun 14, 2006
my kids have a bank account and a bank card . I transfer money on the account for them.
I do not ask them what they do with the money or how they spend it.
But they know their priorities.
At 16 they can get a jod in the holiday if they want. why should they work sooner or longer ?
They will work long enough in their life
PoliticsRe: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by mamaput(f): 10:23am On Jun 14, 2006
Zahymaka:
Wait a minute. I didn't cheat. Ermm, maybe I 'helped' one of our mutual friends. . . Does that count?
I keep warning my daughter the day the will put their eyey on her , they will take her paper and give her a six that is fail.
FamilyRe: Would You Pay Your Children For Chores They Do? by mamaput(f): 10:01am On Jun 14, 2006
Well who should do all the work?
Me?
The kids do not live in a curboard and they make dirt.
I do not see why i have to pay them for what they do .
Eveb if i send them on a message to my dr or the post office.
I too do things for them.Like driving them to places and waiting for them to come out.
If they run into trouble i bring them out of it.
These kids will grow and go their way.
So if i pay the kids in the house Tell me what will i pay those that have moved outhuh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mamaput(f): 9:42am On Jun 14, 2006
you also forgot
goslow

tarfficator

i hear the smell
how are you
do you know who i am

hold mebefor i beat that person

you will see pepper

today na today

your mother

your father


god punish you


tapping current
PoliticsRe: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by mamaput(f): 9:38am On Jun 14, 2006
we toogot some papers but most were fake
Nairaland GeneralRe: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mamaput(f): 9:24am On Jun 14, 2006
YOU FORGOT

AM COMMING
CelebritiesRe: Who Is The Hottest Sports Guy On The Planet by mamaput(f): 9:08am On Jun 14, 2006
Cristiano Ronaldo the hottest and the best.
Let this one come to marry one of my daughters

PoliticsRe: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by mamaput(f): 8:48am On Jun 14, 2006
My maths teacher will give us sums out of the maths book to slove and sleep till the bell rings.

my english teacher never came to class was always so called sick.
The others were ok
RomanceRe: What Pet Name/Names Do You Call Your Lover? by mamaput(f): 8:28am On Jun 14, 2006
All these pet names .the only person i ever gave a pet name was my last born and it was not nice when she was small dwarf and later gladiator.
Dwarf but in German(zwerg) because she was so small.
Gladiator because she often comes home with cuts and wounds and sometimes very dirty
PoliticsRe: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by mamaput(f): 8:24am On Jun 14, 2006
And what of those that allow people to copy from them.
take my daughter for example in exam her class mates struggle to sit near her .
She lets them peep or wispers answers.
But even if you wisper answer you can only wisper code words.
They too have stolen the exam paper at the end of the day they had to rewrite the exam.
PoliticsRe: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by mamaput(f): 8:02am On Jun 14, 2006
One month jail ?
The jail is also a school your child will come out as a qualified criminal.
The things they will learn there nawa
PoliticsRe: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by mamaput(f): 7:57am On Jun 14, 2006
So a 10 to 16 year old child should be put to death?
Who sells the papers? they should be put to death . The suppler and not the demander
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Da Big Shishi And Eve Boom Boom Room! by mamaput(f): 7:47am On Jun 14, 2006
When the battle is over , some people still have to come and see whats left to take.
FoodRe: Favourite Nigerian Food by mamaput(f): 7:14am On Jun 14, 2006
jellof rice with stinking goat meat the village one they cook on firewood
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Taboos You Believed While U Were Groewd Olds, Rhodalyn Shut Up In Adv by mamaput(f): 7:11am On Jun 14, 2006
3 or 4 times it also happened to my sisters
when my sister told my dad he felt she was just hysterical.
But my sisters and i believe that some evil spirit was at work in that house.
Because it only happened in that house.
My Mum fell sick in that house and never recovered.
my brother never slept in that house he was the boysquater generation and left for europe shotly after we packed into that house.
Only my dad had nothing in that house.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Seun Needs A Gal. Volunteers Needed. by mamaput(f): 9:24pm On Jun 13, 2006
maybe he just needs a boss
Nairaland GeneralRe: What is the most beautiful thing on earth? by mamaput(f): 9:24pm On Jun 13, 2006
waterfalls
for the non living things.
a baby for the living things
FoodRe: Game: Lets Cook Naira Land Shrimp Fried Rice Together. So Add Ur Own Ok by mamaput(f): 9:16pm On Jun 13, 2006
On fine day i made a duck .
I socked this duck in pepper and other spices (am not telling) the whole day .
In The night i wanted to sit and eat my duck(the plan was for 2 days ) my kids do not eat duck,
The bell rang and a Friend came to borrow a **** she was on the way to visit another person.
But when she smelled that duck she came up asking if that smell is comming out of my place.
She pushed me aside went into the kitchen and screamed" its Christmas for me today"
Took a plate and loaded it with my duck.
"sorry but am piggig into your duck " was all she said.
well after eating she was too full to visit anyone thanked me for doing her xmas and left.

Pity i have no gate anymore.
But in Nigeria i would lock the gate and park the car at the back of the house. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Taboos You Believed While U Were Groewd Olds, Rhodalyn Shut Up In Adv by mamaput(f): 9:09pm On Jun 13, 2006
Well till today i do not sleep with legs crossed.
i used to have bad dreams and i kept falling and could not run,
And in Nigeria i did not sleep on my back because sometimes it was like something was sitting on me and paralyzing me.so i could not move or shout.
Then i used to bring the dog to sleep near my bed and it stopped.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Da Big Shishi And Eve Boom Boom Room! by mamaput(f): 8:17pm On Jun 13, 2006
for me grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Da Big Shishi And Eve Boom Boom Room! by mamaput(f): 8:17pm On Jun 13, 2006
this
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Da Big Shishi And Eve Boom Boom Room! by mamaput(f): 8:16pm On Jun 13, 2006
like
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Da Big Shishi And Eve Boom Boom Room! by mamaput(f): 8:16pm On Jun 13, 2006
its
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Da Big Shishi And Eve Boom Boom Room! by mamaput(f): 8:12pm On Jun 13, 2006
well lets hope they stop now .
sometimes my replywhat ever  was like a trashcan.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Da Big Shishi And Eve Boom Boom Room! by mamaput(f): 8:03pm On Jun 13, 2006
Ok ?
i think i got carried away.
Now i feel like a fool almost like in the story of (The Topic we are not allowed to talk about) P ap**mo**N
I really admired eve for her efforts in English
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Da Big Shishi And Eve Boom Boom Room! by mamaput(f): 7:51pm On Jun 13, 2006
svs? go to offtopic
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Da Big Shishi And Eve Boom Boom Room! by mamaput(f): 7:48pm On Jun 13, 2006
I am beginning to think there are maybe 3 ids not 2 and they are messing up the forum.
CelebritiesRe: Angelina Jolie Or Jenifer Aniston: Who Is Da Bomb? by mamaput(f): 7:44pm On Jun 13, 2006
God help us embarassed
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Da Big Shishi And Eve Boom Boom Room! by mamaput(f): 7:39pm On Jun 13, 2006
diddy4 How did you know they have the same id?
FamilyRe: Would You Pay Your Children For Chores They Do? by mamaput(f): 5:46pm On Jun 13, 2006
No i don't.
That they get money from me has nothing to do with the housework.
I tell them am not the houseslave .We live together and make dirt together so we clean it together.
Its only the toilet that all refuse to clean
RomanceRe: Is It Ok To Date An Engaged Man? by mamaput(f): 4:22pm On Jun 13, 2006
Am speaking for myself.
No woman will pack in here na me get the flat.
He has to move out and that also is fine by me.
Win some lose some.
He started it .Am not about to go fighting or crying after a man.

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