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Well i smell Oga coming here to ban some people  
I hope he dose not see this but if he dose see sme of you in an hour or tomorrow.

ajebuta= spoiled rotten soft as butter people names we used to call people that lived abroad and returned to Nigeria(not used to the hard life)



ajepako= die hard people that can survive any circumstances and the hardship of life in Nigeria

My first impression of her was like "a fly that you cannot get rid of"
But i have got used to her .
She doesn't bother me and i don't bother her.
But eve i beg you please stop all these one word comments in your replys.

@ Rhodalyn  i cannot help but feel you do not like eve and you are not good at hiding it.
Its all these small side comments you make,
True we always meet people we do not like ,can i call it anti sympathy?
Its almost normal i think ,then there are peoplei meet on the net were i think "Ho no not HIm/Her".

Jelousy Is not the word i would have used. But I  i just cannot get rid of the impression you just cant stand her guts.

I have a headace and my eyes are paining me.

We get river for village but e hard to bath.
Crocodile de inside water . so everybody de wait for the first person to enter mek dem chop belly full.
But nobody want make crocodile chop am.
We still de wait make we bath.
But we fit wash the casassava.
The rat for our village big pass pussy cat

okra with pounded yam

look at you smiling are you not afraid?
You better follow us run.
I have asked so many people this qustion not one could answer . but i have heard of someone that knew the answer.

2cantango are you not afrid to talk this forum is full of  
Me am out of here

My village no get one latrine. And no toilette paper.
Some pass us and get old newspaper to clean after them do shit for inside bush.
some na banana leaf they use.
But me we get magazine

Butter wittemn be that. My papa get cow so we tap milk from the cow and beat am till it turn to Butter. Thats why we no get strenght to beat pickin.
Jeep witten be that na canoe we de use to go to township .
one person de paddle another the pour the water out wit small calabash.
When my sister wear shoe dfinish na me go get am.

Yes i will also like to know how you know the smell of it.
But if it is me i will find out how much he smokes.
Is he a smoker or a joker smoker?
I find nothing wrong with a joker smoker.
I too have smoked it but i have never gone looking for it.

bluenubian .
It looks like i will fear you what an answer

i know the riddle its a true psy test

Afeni:
I will choose the family dog. At least that one is loyal.

Till the dog bits your new shoes and wees on your car

My kids anyday any time they are my blood.
As long as they are young and dependent.

Last week i saw  shoes that iliked and i wanted to get them this week.
I was too slow my daughter was in the same shop and bought her self the shoes i wanted.
Me and my big mouth . Better i had not told her about the shop

Eve all we have to do is give her BIG Love a life ban she is still young and will forget him

Its sad because only one person is in love the othse is lieing , wants to have his cake and eat it. If the love was strong enough he will marry you.

Talk about cats eating rats
why the hell can i not buy tin mause/rat food for my cat?

So how tall are you?
what do you weigh?
what is the size of your prick?
do you take credit?
How much do you charge?
Do you have visa?
and how will pay your ticket?

What i know about Satan is that Lucifer was an Angle of God and God loved him above all angles but then there was a war because he turned against god. He lost and was banned.
Its all about a fight for souls i hear.
We all know the book of job for example.
Thinking of it is he that bad or is it all about being faithful to god.
Then God said there shall be no other god but him and only him shall we worship,
I believe in God , i believe that there is a Satan, and i believe in evil spirits.
But is it satan that tells people to do bad or do we put the blame on him?
maybe we make him happy when we do bad because then he gets our soul.

Hi Drusilla are you a Buffy fan
By the way i just love what you said about jennifer.
I mean just because they are stars dose not mean a man is not allowed to dream.
For years now Bradd had been saying he wanted kids and he found a woman that was ready to give him some, some ready made and now one of his own.
By the way i did not even know jen was in Brucealmighty and i say the film

Because of people like him i had to get myself a new email adress ,
For years i have been using the other one now its just a dustbin for me.
I have to drink asperin to read the rot there.

Is that all (Hiss)
How many languages can he speak?
Is that what he wants to wear if we go out together.

But why he is the one putting condition not me .
Is that how to look for suger mummy  
I mean what can he have to offer by his "high standard" if not money

Senu please do not spoil my fun.

Ok here is my prise 150 € pro starting hour from the second i step into the plane taking me to Nigeria.
I need one hr to get to the airport and board the plane.
Nigeria is high risk so makes it 1000€ extra

can some0ne do the maths . its a 6 hr flight.

then comes the seperation money another 1000€ for the weekend.

Any way u are right i do not think he can afford me maybe i will take the 3 star Hotel and travel normal. After all he is a home boy

zionchic:
Lol. na wa for you oh mamaput. you don't think that home boy is looking for sugar mummy to add to his pay packet.

Don't you see the demands he is making .I mean beggers are not choosers.
I even forgot in Germany by law he even has to pay compensation money if i Travel out (trennungs geld) people get it for being separated from their family

Hips don't lie, Shakira
all                     fela

all               Tina tuner

all            phil collines

Please i will like to apply.
I hope you can afford me.
Please post what you are ready to pay and i will consider if i can accept.
By the way i charge on the hour , i only fly first class and i only step down in 5 star hotels

ps

i only take dollers and euro pay b4 service.

we used to play that game too.
But the baby will appear from under the wrapper from the Belly.
Then we will tie it on our back.
I forgot but someone told me that the baby's stand in line in heaven waiting to be born.
Sometimes i just used to Imagen babies standing in line with angles looking after them till they enter a stomach. But i did not know how they got there.
Must have been my dad too . Then he even weht as far as telling me thats why babys cannot talk . God made them not to talk till they forget how they got there so that we will never know.

The worst thing was when my mum fell sick she was really sick for 17 years then she passed away. She fell sick with out warning . just did not get up the next morning after going to bedat night. Till today no dr was able to tell us what she had.