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FamilyRe: Inter-racial Marriage: Nigerian Men Vs Nigerian Women by mamaput(f): 6:54am On Jul 06, 2006
ikamefa:
bless your heart diddy ,what would that price be pray tell? huh
That your family will disown you -
HealthRe: Is Staph Cureable? by mamaput(f): 2:04pm On Jul 05, 2006
go to googel and look.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Unconscious Activity Do U Find Yourself Doing When Annoyed? by mamaput(f): 9:28am On Jul 05, 2006
When i was Younger it was worse i used to run after my sister with an axk or hot oil.
her luck she could run faster than me.
Many doors in our house had holes because i tried to berak into the room she locked her self into. My dad prayed for me.
But she was the only person that could annoy me to that point.
But that is why i do not beat my kids. And rather kick the wall and make a fool of my self.
Only once the cds were laying around i was mad i threw on and it flew across the room and hit my daughter in the face.I thank god the scar has gone.
So i never lift my hands in anger.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Unconscious Activity Do U Find Yourself Doing When Annoyed? by mamaput(f): 9:23am On Jul 05, 2006
I kick something only gos knows how many times i have broken my toe.
Or i spit on the floor,
Well one day i was spitting and kicking my toe hurt bad , i was jumpimp on one leg still spitting and abusing. My ex and my kids started laughing at me.
I had to laugh too.
My prayer is that i have shoes on when i get annoyed. My poor same toe.
Music/RadioRe: Nkem Owoh in 'I Go Chop Your Dollar' and 'Susana' by mamaput(f): 8:51am On Jul 05, 2006
then someone informed me wrong. they even told me he works on Enugu campus
SportsRe: Germany(0) Vs Italy(2): World Cup 2006 Semi-finals by mamaput(f): 10:47pm On Jul 04, 2006
Well Gunner now we can sleep at night. No  more we are going to Berlin songs in the middle of the night.
SportsRe: Germany(0) Vs Italy(2): World Cup 2006 Semi-finals by mamaput(f): 10:45pm On Jul 04, 2006
Long live portugal
SportsRe: Germany(0) Vs Italy(2): World Cup 2006 Semi-finals by mamaput(f): 10:41pm On Jul 04, 2006
More like lack of woman
SportsRe: Germany(0) Vs Italy(2): World Cup 2006 Semi-finals by mamaput(f): 10:36pm On Jul 04, 2006
God let anyone win but not Italy , they will not let us rest.Am now for Portugal
SportsRe: Germany(0) Vs Italy(2): World Cup 2006 Semi-finals by mamaput(f): 10:35pm On Jul 04, 2006
svs:
awwh mama put
am kind of glad it ended in the extra time
i hate penalties
I love penalties i saw those last two goals only because i had sat down to see penalite.
I did not bwatch the game
SportsRe: Germany(0) Vs Italy(2): World Cup 2006 Semi-finals by mamaput(f): 10:32pm On Jul 04, 2006
two goals in 30sec play time remove the rejoicing.

Bleep Bleep fuk Bleep Bleep
some one was praying hard
Music/RadioRe: Nkem Owoh in 'I Go Chop Your Dollar' and 'Susana' by mamaput(f): 9:56pm On Jul 04, 2006
I heard he is a lecturer in literature or English
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Hate All Animals! by mamaput(f): 9:25pm On Jul 04, 2006
I have a cat he is a fool.
he sleeps on my bed . One morning i opened my eyes and had his @ss in my face.
.
But i love him . If i call one of my kids he runs to their room ,if they do not come he bits them.
If they get too loud he my bit someone. he tried beiting me once i threw him out of the window.
PhonesRe: Your Phone: An Asset Or A Nuisance? by mamaput(f): 9:17pm On Jul 04, 2006
MY house phone i do not need it the kids get more calls than i do.
my cell phone i had to get one . the only one that calls me is my boss to live instructions.
CareerAt Work Today by mamaput(op): 8:57pm On Jul 04, 2006
Some one pushed my face and wanted to fight with me.
huh shocked

When the supervisor is not around then am in charge.I take my instructions from him.
He said to me at 2 pm **** has to sign out and come back later.
At 2pm i ask **** to go she says no and stays . But me i left .
In the evening the supervisor comes and sees she singed out much later than he said.
The next morning her tears the list and gives her a new one to sign. 2pm like he had told me to tell her.
All hell breaks loose she comes and says its my fault that i told him to tear the list .Afterall he had seen it in the night and said nothing.
I ask him to clear up everything , he laughs and says "welcome to the club get used to it.
Has he picked me as his right hand to play bad guy??
I think so after telling me to grow a thick skin.
Anyone that wants anything he tells them go and ask mamput she is in charge .
Till now i was their equal and they are not used to asking me if they can and may.
Am now the bastard because i try to do a good job.
SportsRe: Germany(0) Vs Italy(2): World Cup 2006 Semi-finals by mamaput(f): 8:37pm On Jul 04, 2006
I do not even have to watch .
one can hear the uss and ahhhs with windows shut.
PoliticsRe: In Defense Of Naija! by mamaput(f): 8:33pm On Jul 04, 2006
Eh please am older than most of you so i say .
Nigeria should go each tribe to their tents .
that makes huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh?
WELL LETS MAKE § COUNTRIES OUT OF NIGERIA and Micky mouse Donald the duck and goofy for presdent.
What i want to say kknowledgehas nothing to do with age . one can be 50 and have a boss of 25.
The future belongs to the youth and we will all step down for them one day.
What i have to say the sooner the better because the smart asses right now are not doing a good Jod, only making more mess for their followers
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by mamaput(f): 7:57pm On Jul 04, 2006
Its not about the man coming to look.
Its about not living in a house with a man as if am with a stranger.
If the man passes by when am on the loo he will say sorry and pass on without any of us feeling somehow about it
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by mamaput(f): 7:41pm On Jul 04, 2006
this thread is becoming a lil bit disgusting for me. what the hell? fart? in my presence? and you are my girl? i will puke and leave the house. that aint feminine at all. damn, it really turns me off.
I pity your wifeshe will look like someone that swollowed a broom stick.

A big never if at all is do not Gossip when he is around. he willspread the news like wild fire and even say you said.
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by mamaput(f): 3:36pm On Jul 04, 2006
Me that even dose fatting compation.
The one about the tampon , I just ask my husband to turn his back on me.
If we are both in the bath room. when he hears the tap running that am washing my hands he turns round again. A tampon is changed in seconds and there is nothing so exciting about it that a man will want to look on .So i can ask him to back me.
If i do not like it , i will not even let him stay or come when am leaking.
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by mamaput(f): 2:18pm On Jul 04, 2006
how can u compare labour and farting, having a baby is a blessing that two people experience together, farting is nasty and smelly and full of bacteria, it is disgusting, yes we all do it but we should excuse ourselves , go to the bathroom.
what do you think a labour ward is like clean babys and clean toto.
Some women wee and shit.on themselves.
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by mamaput(f): 9:10am On Jul 04, 2006
What stuck up people girls are.
Once the honye moon is over , he is taking me for better for worse.
Once your Boyfriend/husband followes you into the labour ward, he will never see worse from you in your life grin
RomanceRe: Men Are Not Worth Sacrificing For: Ladies Do You Agree? by mamaput(f): 9:05am On Jul 04, 2006
.wrong topic


Not at this day and age
Music/RadioRe: Who Will Battle Me? by mamaput(f): 8:55am On Jul 04, 2006
I can rap too
grin grin grin grin

Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleep Ye
Kiss ma ass and go to hell ye
ye ye ye ye ye ye ye yeye.
Say it to the hand you dirty faced pimple.
ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye.
This place is not big for both of us so wear your bar and move your @ss
ye ye yeyeye .
Am out of here you rat tailed prick ye


hows hat . were the yes to many grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
FashionRe: Every Nigerian Girl Is A Model These Days by mamaput(f): 8:48am On Jul 04, 2006
These days 18 is almost too old to start.
Many are between 16 and 18 and very few 20 and above when they start.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Need A Girl Ages 18-21 by mamaput(f): 7:58pm On Jul 03, 2006
I could kick myself for giving this info free of charge.
But what the hell
SportsRe: France(1) Vs Brazil(0): World Cup. Zidane Or Ronaldo? by mamaput(f): 7:56pm On Jul 03, 2006
They will never win not this time be4 they win let Portugal win.
SportsRe: France(1) Vs Brazil(0): World Cup. Zidane Or Ronaldo? by mamaput(f): 7:53pm On Jul 03, 2006
Never

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