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I think a male Boss, Because Women sometimes get carried away and do not know how to talk to people

That think only fits big belly men. Your dad has too eat some more.

Or find husband for you so that he can rest and your husband will carry your Wahalla.
_{Just kidding dont biet my head} oh

your dad must really be big man
well i choke too when i smell them

If na me i go pick only frog and ant.maybe lizard.
But i beg God let that not happen

I never speak that launage to my parents.
My kids do not understand it.
But if i speak real nigerian english english ,my daughter understands it her friends not

Kendra:
i don't know what pidgin is
but ebonics is easier if u surround yourself wit afrrican americans
i'm used to it

Its broken English for example come and eat =come chop.

laughing her ass off.
I call my last born( 10 years) FBI because when she answers the phone she only says hello ,yes,no and ok then drops.

There is nothing that can be done about it. everyone has problems they live with.
Small breast flat one ,small penis ,large one.Small totto , large one. Look for a girl that dose not mind . there are not many but they are out there

You know the proplem is that the pope was praying to god to help his people.
But he did not say who. and because he is in rome God thought he meant Italy and let the wrong people win.Forgetting the pope is german.

Or how do you explain 2 goals in 30seconds game time (forget about the 2 min)

They are already at home

game over germay won

walking downthe street were i live.
I even smoke on the road. Even when i was in Nigeria.
Please dont mind my hair. maybe the wind or thats how it always is.

guilty

diddy4 why do you not just let your sister learn from life . Will you follow her in her marrage and guard her like a bodyguard.
We are not talking of rape or beating .
This is an experience that every girl goes through.And she will learn from it.

Well look at it this way what we take for granted here cost a lot in Nigeria toilet roll,sugar ,milk egg,bread.

we are talking about the bear necessities of life.So you have to keep both eye open because your stomach reminds you everyday man get to eat and use something better than old newspaper to wipe @asses

Somemen just cannot cope with the fact that some girls are smarter than them or even go to school.
Maybe the girls in his school take more care about their school work than their looks or cloths.

Orikinla thankyou very much and these people will sit there fat @sses in the church every sunday front row with there name on the bench. They even walk in late so that everyone will see them dressed to march with their kids,.

That is why you kick the man out after the first slap.
Many women that marry violent men or stay with violant boyfriends see it comming but they close their eyes to it.
I had a friend once that picked up such a guy . And i told her from the beginning even before he started bashing the hell out of her but she laughted at me. Married the guy . After a few hospital visits she left him.

I can as well say its the womans fault for thinking she can change the man.

IBB that one na mama talk we de talk , don't worry just swallow 2 panadold and rest your head.
Please do not try to do what your father and your greatgrandfathers tried b4 you.
(To understand the ways women think) your head will only explode.

If am talking to a good friend .I can tell her

"I for piss for body" or am pissed.

What will you say ? "I lost my temper"?

And what about just going,
If its in a country were he will just have to pay a fine thats ok i will report. But not if he has to go to jail.
Try to imagen its your brother or your father try and see it that way . Your father is always a good father to you and you may say he will never do anything like that. But do you think it will be fair to throw away all he has worked for in his life for just one slap

May be if its someone you know you will not be objective

Coco29 cant you see when someone is joking .
I bet you never make dirty jokes or use words like piss or . what ever.
I have head of women that use sweet words for everything. Poo . pee, bumbum and so on .

hot-angel do not put words into my mouth .
I never sid i will allow it ,. And 9 did say i will berak up with him and advise my kids zo do the same.
I never said its ok to slap a woman.

But and a very big but i will not want the man to go to jail because of[b] A[/b] slap.
We are talking about slap not so .

Then how can people know am shouting

Did anybody see that pen i dropped on the table?
Are there pen tappers amomg us?