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adeoba:
My girl does it regularly, even when we are not arguing - there's nothing to it

Is this a joke or what?

@hot-one, once you got the thread started, holla @ ya boy... There's some freaky sh!t goin on in my bedroom right now.. I might as well post the whole story.

As usual, some user will soon start the topic "Freakiest Thing a Nigerian Girl Has Done For You?"

Let's wait and see who it's gon be...

adeoba:
The most romantic thing a nigerian girl has done for me:
Later in the night, I felt her doing all sorts of things to me. She must have put my member inside her v* while I was asleep. gosh it felt so good

This is the only interesting part of the whole story... I'm sure you must have been in heaven at that moment

That guy must definitely be a midget..

casper:
if you try it wooooooo m . i did it and i am on suspension from a regular liscence for ONE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ol'boy, yuo no sabi bribe?

The line you used is most def a postpaid line cos prepaid lines can't connect to PC.

ijebuman:
@@mamba
you make me laugh, the normal duties of a woman abi so if your madam works (like most women do these days) you expect her to come home and do her 'normal duties'

If she can't do her duties then I'll brandish my red card..

telling a girl you love her while making love is just like using a charm.. it's most romantic and works like magic, especially when she's in cloud 99.

telling a girl you love her while making love is just like using a charm.. it's most romantic and works like magic, especially when she's in cloud 99

well, let's see what the girls have to offer this year..

goldenoc:
l will get my boy a belt and card.

Is that all you have to offer him for Xmas? I know you can do better than that.. Haba!!

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=3566.msg121856#msg121856 date=1133856988]This should be a, What will you give your spouse for xmas thread. So that both sexes can participate. [/quote]That's needless cos only few girls can afford to buy gifts for their BF, let's leave the thread as is so that we men can talk about what we've always been doing since Adam (remember he was the first human to give a priceless gift "his irreplaceable RIB").

casper:
my credit card for one day

You are one step from ruining your credit.

ijebuman:
sometimes its not the big gestures or gifts that are important but the little things like helping out with the laundry, tidying up your flat, cooking a superb meal for you after a hard day at work etc...

FYI, those are the normal duties of a woman.
Isn't there any other thing they can do that's truly romantic?

@bogoma, emi ke? me wound? dem neva born that girl.

snazzydawn:
@mamba-stingy guy!!!

Why stingy? didn't you read my post well.. I said 10(ten) rounds and not 1(one) round..