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RomanceRe: Most Romantic Thing a Nigerian Girl Has Done For You? by mamba(m): 4:00am On Dec 02, 2005
@snazzy, if you claim to be soooo romantic, why did your ex leave? i know the next thing you'll say is that you were the one that left him instead.. well, only God can tell.
PhonesRe: SMS Delivery Reports on MTN by mamba(m): 10:33pm On Dec 01, 2005
why do i have to loose 3 characters cos of delivery report? Vmobile and glo offer this simple service without the spaces.
FoodRe: Is the Way to a Man's Heart His Stomach? by mamba(m): 10:16pm On Dec 01, 2005
if i love her so much, i'll give her time to learn how to cook. if she cant learn it then goodbye to her. i have no business marrying a woman that cant cook.
RomanceRe: She Has Refused to Say "Yes" (or No) to My Proposal, For Years by mamba(m): 8:13pm On Dec 01, 2005
i have the same problem like you have, there's this model chick i've been toasting for like a year now & she's not even said yes or no. anyway, i'm not ready to store semem in my balls waiting on the girl to say yes, so i'm dating other chicks & know she'll say the word when the time comes. i'll advise you to relegate her to back-up & date other girls without commitments till she's ready for you.
FoodRe: Is the Way to a Man's Heart His Stomach? by mamba(m): 7:46pm On Dec 01, 2005
as for me, if a girl doesn't cook good, i'm sure the relationship wont last.. i love me a girl that's creative in the kitchen & dining room. a kitchen is present in every home, just like the bedroom & both belong to the woman, she just has to be capable of managing these 2 rooms very well before i can consider her worthy of occupying them. the kitchen is a strong room that shouldn't be ignored.
RomanceRe: Why Do Thin Girls Prefer Fat Men? by mamba(m): 7:29pm On Dec 01, 2005
igbo men? well, i guess they get the thin girls cos they are ready to spoil them with money anytime.. they are usually very generous when spending on ladies.
FamilyRe: My Cousin's Story About Her Pregnancy by mamba(m): 7:15pm On Dec 01, 2005
you could be pregnant and not know it cos you decided to believe you're not pregnant.. what goes tru an educated girls mind once she doesn't see her period? of course she's aware that something has happened already, after having unprotected SEX. I REFUSE TO BE CONFUSED and would have you know that these girls have a degree of consciousness, even if it's just1% that they might just be pregnant.
RomanceRe: Why Do Thin Girls Prefer Fat Men? by mamba(m): 6:36pm On Dec 01, 2005
this topic should have been "why do fat men prefer thin girls?" the fat men are usually rich and run after the thin girls with their irresistible fat wallets..
RomanceRe: Most Romantic Thing a Nigerian Girl Has Done For You? by mamba(m): 6:29pm On Dec 01, 2005
FYI, i've looked hard enough and my eyes are sore already.. none of my friends can even put in a word for the ladies cos it's so glaring that our girls are the opposite of romantic.. i've never come across a guy that can admit that his woman did this or that and waoh!! we men still try our best but the ladies aint encouraging us by reciprocating, they're indirectly killing our romantic creativity.
RomanceRe: 16 year old Friend of My Brother Asking Me Out (I'm 21) by mamba(m): 6:05pm On Dec 01, 2005
what do older guys have that the poor dude doesn't have, is it a big dick or sexual prowess? this dude had the balls to step up to his aunty, so he's a real man..
RomanceRe: 16 year old Friend of My Brother Asking Me Out (I'm 21) by mamba(m): 11:36am On Dec 01, 2005
if you had handled it in a mature way initially, you wouldn't need to do it violently like kenflavor is suggesting, i guess that's ur only way of getting out of this crap now.. tell the poor boy you're old enough to be his mama & he should go look for his age mates.
FamilyRe: Why Do Men Think Their Extramarital Affairs Are Ok? by mamba(m): 7:11am On Dec 01, 2005
it's the women that accept and agree to date them knowing they're married that are actually stupid.
RomanceRe: Most Romantic Thing a Nigerian Girl Has Done For You? by mamba(m): 7:04am On Dec 01, 2005
sorry gals, but Nigerian girls are the most unromantic in the world, they want their man to do everything for them, always expecting too much, too demanding and never content.
why cant they take huge risks for their men like other chicks in other parts of the world do? all the unromantic complaints on this forum seems to be geared towards the man, but what about our ladies, how romantic are they?
RomanceRe: 16 year old Friend of My Brother Asking Me Out (I'm 21) by mamba(m): 12:49pm On Nov 30, 2005
@snazzy, you have to realize it aint so easy to shake off a daring suitor like that, he stepped his game & brought the stuff you indirectly asked for, this guy loves you & wants you badly, better talk to him like an adult you are before things get out of hand. i suspect you'll start falling for him if you aint very careful.. that's how it usually starts o!
RomanceRe: 16 year old Friend of My Brother Asking Me Out (I'm 21) by mamba(m): 8:38am On Nov 30, 2005
@snazzy, now you're in for it.. i sure know you took the very wrong advice from hot-angel, what you gon do now? you've put yourself in a tight spot & it'll be much more difficult to handle now.. you better relax & seek for better advice from we guys before things get out of hand. this guy is really infatuated and will stop at nothing to have you. i'll come up with a suggestion later..
RomanceRe: 16 year old Friend of My Brother Asking Me Out (I'm 21) by mamba(m): 7:46am On Nov 30, 2005
as for snazz, chillin & hot-angel, for executing, supporting & suggesting the plan respectively, i must confess that guys should watch out for chicks like you.. i really dont like the way you handled the situation.. there are mature ways of handling such & the route you picked was wicked.
FamilyRe: Should Homosexuals Be Allowed to Raise Children? by mamba(m): 6:12am On Nov 30, 2005
they shouldn't be allowed to raise kids, if they want children, they should be straight and not gay.. they know the limitations of their sexual orientation but still go into it and now want kids??
FamilyRe: Is It Possible To Marry A Poor Guy? by mamba(m): 5:38am On Nov 30, 2005
someone should please define the level of poverty we talking about here.. if i were a girl, i probably wont marry a guy that drinks garri day & night, or can't afford 3 meals daily, that's gon amount to suffering.. education has opened peoples eyes and it's getting more difficult to manage life without cash unlike in the past. it's possible to marry a poor educated dude, at least there's hope..
FamilyRe: My Cousin's Story About Her Pregnancy by mamba(m): 4:39am On Nov 30, 2005
these stories are all fake, how can something grow inside you and you wont know the difference? if it were year 0001 i'll understand. any mature girl that went to school knows what reproduction is. what i think is wrong here is that the girls involved just dont want to believe they are really pregnant, they probably doubting the fact that they got pregnant and tend to ignore the fact..
FamilyRe: How To Guide A 5-year Old 'In Love' by mamba(m): 4:25am On Nov 30, 2005
your kid is just 5 and knows non yet, pls dont make the mistake of trying to talk to him cos you'll just complicate issues.. what you gon tell the small boy anyway.. don't have sex cos it's for adults, or use a condom?

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