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Well, I didn't know.
I never caught her stealing from me and she hardly lie to me too.
But just this morning, after 4yrs of dating and 2yrs married, I confirm she can actually lie and still insist she's saying the truth.
You remember Shaggi... It wasn't me.

So, is it possible for a 28yrs old lady not to know that some men jeans has a small pocket just above the pocket?
Please is it possible?
This is how it started.
She needed some change to buy pap and milk for our baby this morning, so I asked her to go collect from my pocket.
She came back and said no money in my pocket. I was surprised, I went there brought out the money, and noticed it wasn't the way I kept it, and gave it to her.
When she came back, I jokingly asked her if she knows where I brought out that money from, she said no. I asked her if she knows that some of my jeans has that small pocket, she said no. Someone that has been washing my clothes since we met. Someone that is much more observant than I am.
My people, is it possible?
Omo, this lady vehemently denied that she ever knew such pocket exist.
I didn't say she stole from me, I just asked if she knew such pocket is there.
And I have ever kept 5k in the small pocket and noticed someone came there, probably just counted it and put it back and na only two of us be adults for house.
She continually denied ever knowing such pocket. I didn't say she stole but for such cheap lie, for my language anyone that can lie like that will also steal. So I said let me ask, is it possible?

Naijaolosho2:
And why do you have to quote the long epistle? Use your brain next time.

You need someone that will beat sense into you. You no get elders for your family

ManuelNate1:
Okay, let me share anoda an encounter I had with a lady who happens to be a carrier of the dreaded HIV virus.
It's a long read but it's worth it.
This happened Friday evening around 4pm or thereabout.

This young girl about 22 years old, whom I've met before sometimes ago through some one who is very close to me. He's younger than I am but we very close, more like family. We share most of our secrets with each other, sexapedes and other general life issues. We share women togeda too, more like, smash and give the other to smash too.

We also have a tradition of testing any girl for any dreaded virus before smashing, if u don't agree, no deal cos it's usually without condom. Me personally I hate condoms.

So, this lady in particular, my guy has already smashed her before, like he literally bleeped her life out. Dahs about a year ago or so.
So, I got talking to her, and we agreed to meet.
Countless times , we ended up not meeting. So she later travelled to Abuja, stayed dere for a couple of months and came back.

And them we finally met last week Friday.
Without much talk, I started romancing her and smooching her breast.
Though I observed sumtin , she wasnt looking as fresh and "chopable" as she was back den wen my guy was fucking her destiny out.
But nonetheless, I didnt bother.
Note: she had a cough and was coughing at intervals but attributes it to cold from fan always been on. Well, dat wasn't my business I said in mind.

As we continued, I started pushing the tembo with my romance, I started 'dry humping her', meaning, I was fucking her with both of our clothes still on. And I was careful not to overstep by kissing her because 1. She had a cough, 2. I didn't know her HIV status yet.

So as it became intense, I stopped, dashed out to the nearest pharmacy and bought HIV rapid testing strip, I asked for Hepatitis B and C test strips but they said, they didn't have those two. So I returned with just the HIV strip.
And I bought just one cos I did mine not long ago and I do it frequently.

Before I went to get the strip, while I was dry humping her', she was tryina lure me into fucking her right away, telling me dat wat I was doing was waste of time and energy, that I shud pull my clothes.
She was pushing her ass hard on my dick, rocking it and making phony sounds.
Plus I wasnt wearing boxers inside. It was just my joggers.

Then at a point, I pulled up her skirt and the only seperating elements betwwen my dick and her p*ssy was my joggers and her tight. But still with dat, the strenght with wich I pushed in, I cud still feel my dick seperating the walls of her pussy and I pounded for sometime with vigour while our clothes were still on.

At a point I was almost about pulling my clothes to Bleep her then I snapped into my senses and went to get the test strips.

Upon coming back, she started acting phony about being scared of needles and wat not.
Then she asked me to do mine first, I told her I bought just one test strip. Omoh babe started to create a schene that what do I mean by buying just one strip and was acting like a loose canon. I dashed out and got the second one for my self.

I got back, did my own test first, it came out negative, and the result was clear and clean.
Then I proceeded to run her own test.
Her test was negative for at first. So, I dropped. And I was talking with her. I just jokingly told her that, I will check the results again after 30 mins. Normally, I just said it without meaning it. Cos I had tot that, it was actually negative and the "patient's indicator line" was supposed to show even before the "control line" will show. I didn't know that I was ignorantly setting my self up for the devil's dinner. "Lafs"

So, after I had told her dat I will check again after 30 mins, she stylishly took her own result and held it in her hand, and was observing it her self.

Then wen she observed that the second line which is the positive line started showing up, she broke the test strip exactly along that line in a way to distort the result and make it confusing. Talk about dinning with the devil.
All along, I didn't know dat she actually, tried to manipulate the result, so I requested to see her own again den she declined, and was insisting that me I have seen her result already and it is negative so I shud forget about seeing it again. Like play like play, dis girl refused to give me o.

Na so, we argue till she come put the thing inside paper to discard am by her self wen she's going. Then I started wondering and became somewhat suspicious of her.
Then I relaxed, still took her to the bed and was caressing her, and smooching her, den I convinced her to dropp the result on the ground and focus on me, den she dropped it.
So at a point, a call came in and she went to pick it. Then I took the result from where she dropped it. Then she ended the call and started struggling with me dat I shudnt see it.
Na so dis girl bin wan strangle me, aswear!
She was violently struggling with me to prevent me from seeing it, but I was stronger than her so I ended up opening the paper and I saw the result. It was confusing and not clear, but I just used sense to tell her that... So u re positive and u want to trick me right.
Then she became startled, at this point I had dropped the strip for her. And started acting like she was schocked and creating dramatic scene. She then started begging that she didn't know she was positive, bla bla bla. She knelt down and was crying. We went outside, I discharged her. Then took the result to the clinic, the lab technician is my close person. He observed the result and assured me that it was negative that, can't I see that the strip is broken and the faint line didn't appear exactly at the middle. So I shudnt worry. �
But I told him, I ain't taking chances, that I will bring the girl for a more confirmatory test, and if she's actually positive, I will take prophylaxis for 30 days so I won't get infected, even though we didn't have any direct sex or kissing.
He said okay. Then I called the girl and told her,she said okay. That she was sure she was not positive.
Then yesterday , wen I asked her to come for the test, she started telling me plenty stories, I got angry, told her dat if she didn't come, I will go to her house and tell every body, and she will do the test in the presence of everybody, that I needed to started taking prophylaxis within the period of 24 hrs, though it's 72 hrs but I lied to her to make her feel time was against me.
Then she later came, she was literally crying, asking God to help and let the result not be positive. I assured her dat everything will be okay, we did the test and it still came out positive but with a fainted positive line.
Then I took her to the clinic straight, the man did the test with his own strip, the result cane out Sam, but the positive line was a bit pronounced this time. He confirmed the test with unigold test strip, that one showed clear positive.
Omo, na so the babe start cry, the act drama.
Me I jejely collected my drug i.e the prophylaxis and left. Even though the technician told me, it's a waste, since we didn't have any intercourse or kissing but I told him. Since the prophylaxis is not going to kille it I take it, I wasn't taking any chances.
Let me just take it for taking sake to prevent had I known.
So today will be my second day of taking it. I need to take it for 30 days period.
Lessons learnt.
1. Being randy and living a reckless life is rili rili
bad and shameful
2. The pain and agony one will have to go through after being caught by a dreaded disease is not worth the 5mins so called fun.
Take a look at the young lady in qstn, just a few months after catching the disease, she has become less of wat she you to look like, fresh, young and desirable
3. Since after this incidence, I've lost appetite for sex and chasing of women, any young lady I see now, looks to me like a carrier of the virus.
4. It's total and complete abstinence till I marry. I no dey for how e take happen.
Note: that my close guy is aware of every thing that happened, and he did his test too but it's negative, he left her for about a year ago.
Thanks.

nigga raw

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OVB123:
This is a litmus test for impressived arsenal that have won 4 in 4 matches. I hope they will be able to prove critics wrong this time by winning man united. Goodluck to gunners.

Its 5 in 5 already, today is the 6th match

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Magician001:
. You ain’t getting any of my response again … old poor fool. Get a job instead rather than chasing clout or tarnish peoples image. Broke idiot with no dreams. You gon die poor bruv

ole

Efisko1:
Come and lets do ponzi.....

How

Oduskid:
If you are in need of money

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dosage150:
Going through my profile,this is my second topic on this , am breaking and dying everyday, this is too much for just me, I need someone to talk to , I can't spill everything here, I am dying, I am hating myself,my work and everything, don't just read and pass, I have been active here untill this monster is about to eat me up

Youre not alone.
No joy.

Judenzuruike:
Where's your location,I have a car to give out on HP basis.thank you

Just seeing this.
Please is it still available.
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Due to recurrent low b.p. and chest pain, these tests was recommended for my wife.
1. F L P
2. Cholesterol level
3. Chest scan



What do you know about the tests?

Alwaysready:


They will show it live on TV when the primary to choose a Southerner commences.

Okoro,stop the hallucination abeg.

Are you a punter? This your alwaysready, your sure club?

ezenwaez:
Send an email to socialmedia.npower@gmail.com and send your new account details, a screenshot of your nasims profile page and your Npower ID or call 018888148

Oga abeg no vex.
How do i do the biometrics?
From a business centre or phone? As in the finger capturing. I log in my portal and the capture will be activate once the device is there or how please?

HazardAwka:
Dividing this country is the best thing to do now
1. The hatred between the Northerners and Easterners will die.
2. The Unknown Gunmen in East will stop because they will have their Biafra now
3. Yourbas and Northerners will not have the Easterners to blame anymore

First, nothing can stop war. Even within a family theres war talkless of within east.
Also, go and find out the big igbo business owners in the north and tell them to come back home.

Uprightness100:
The World has gone insane and is speedily and Fericiously headed to the Great tribulation.

Here is just a short list of some things that have happened RECENTLY
-Wars and rumors of more wars
-Pestilences that has taken so any lives
-Food Shortages
-Nuclear Threats
-Third Temple News
-Blood red sky
-Alien disclosure
-Operation Chariots of fire
-Temple mount tension
-Russia pulling out of Syria and giving it to Iran
-Huge earthquakes
-China lockdown
-Microchip push
-Information monitoring
And much more!

Keep looking up!
It's gonna be more insane, mader and Crazier once the saints are taken away which is anytime now.

THE RAPTURE IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN : IT'S A MINUTE TO MIDNIGHT! THE ULTIMATE PROPHETIC CONVERGENCE! IT'S RAPTURE COUNTDOWN!

What about the last trump you talked about? Please explain it again

usah4:
NASIMS should just give a deadline for this capture so that whoever did not meet up to the deadline has his/herself to blame.
This is not how Batch C Stream I was done so I see no need or reasons waiting on anyone except if there's something you guys are not telling us.

As you have done your own nah. Thats being selfish, the fault is from nasims thats why oga.

Naija

chibu4u2:
"this bvn has already been used". ...,..........me i don tire oh. Ordinary biometric na problem.

Please where are you doing the biometrics? Your phone, cafe or ?

Tulsaguy:
You first need to download the app from playstore... Register as a new user and start the process of building your online profile.


Tell your prospective clients what you are best at doing. There are services you can render online. From customer care, to typing to translation to anything.....

Apply for any of the listed categories of jobs...
And you are good to go.

Thanks

Tulsaguy:
Boys de Nairaland de beg for urgent 2k....Una no fit help those ones, na all these evening newspapers una go de send raba give.....


Na so one slide into my dm on Twitter... saying stuffs like

'I like your political commentary" "I just decide to follow"


Me sharp guy... Thank you bae. Next thing

"Hope you were not affected by the covid-19 lock down.

I said not really much. Next thing...

" I lost my job and it has really been difficult to keep up since then. I can't even buy my pad bla bla..... "

As the alaye guy wey I be.... Oh... Sorry eh....
Next.... I don't mind anything.....


I just de laff d shameless dude or could even be a guy sef.


I just throw the bomb.... I can link you up some cool money links online.... Can you work online... Bae said yes....


I said OK.... Build your profile on upwork and when you done... Let me review it....

That was the last I heard of the oloshoguy.....

Please how can i build my profile on upwork.

I love to drive, i'm good at it and i'm safety conscious.
If you need a driver or know anyone that needs, please connect me.
Also, if you have a car or knows anyone that has thats ready to give out for uber, im available.
Suggestions also welcome.
Thanks

tit:
One cow?

madam borrow data and watch the video instead of

This is too much

1x ...

One or both of Liverpool and City ain't winning this weekend.

Iamicekid:
U be mumu, or ur story na staged, u see girl wey unna go just dey Bleep no strings attached, no neeed to spend money or be caring and all and u said u are tired of her, if it’s true anytime she wan come and u ain’t feeling it then tell her u went to your friends place and u will be staying late, and anytime u feeling it u tell her u are around, na free pussy wey no require any money sweet pass

You're the mumu here...
Free things like pussy actually gets boring with time.
Why do you think some married men go outside? Wait until you get a free pussycat your disposal you're realize how boring.

Verysmart101:
I am currently in a fix my people.

I have a girl who is in the university currently. She's 21 already. I Live in Abuja while she lives in Owerri.

Late last year I disvirgined her but I never knew my nightmare would start from there. Ever since I did that act, she totally changed and I made some observations and discovered she cheated on me with her male friend. I confronted her with facts and she apologized promising it would repeat itself again. Out of love I agreed and we continued again.

To my greatest shock her behaviour never changed. I still inquired and I discovered she is sleeping with a guy in her lodge regularly. She denied several times until I got serious evidence and this time she admitted and was blaming me for deflowering her. She said she can't withstand the temptation of guys in her school. This is the girl I intend to marry.

Now she says she wanna quit and I don't deserve her because of her promcious ways. She has been nice to me all along until she changed recently. I need solid advice my people. I don't wanna act out of anger.

Pls should I kick her out or reconsider? I do help her financially for 2yrs of dating. I Am 28 and ready to settle down.

Help my people.

Mumu you..
What if she confessed to you that you're not the one that disvirgin her?
Because you saw blood? Mttwww.
Fear women.
They're faking it, ask a doctor.
And you want to marry someone in Imsu and staying in lodge and you want her not to fukk while you're in another state.
You're not serious.
Even if you're in the same Imsu with her she go still fukk.
No make me vex abeg

Daytonbale:
Am running a POS business as side hustle here in Lagos, so yesterday one lady in her thirty came to withdraw money yesterday around 8 pm , she withdrew 6000 and I gave her she left.
So today by 6:27pm she came with one man telling me that the money I gave her yesterday was all counterfeit , she brought fake 6000 note to me.
I told her that the money I gave her was not counterfeit, they were shouting and ranting telling me to give them another Money I refuse I told them I didn't give them any fake money yesterday.

Since I start this business I have not encounter such before and no one has ever gave me counterfeit before and I know counterfeit very well,

my Neighbor gather , people gather telling them that I don't gave people fake money and I still insist that I will not gave them any money.

So elderly men and women now told me that I should see it as lost for peace to resign that I should gave them the 6000 then I transfer 6000 to them.

Please pos operator be careful this a new trend.

You fall my hand.
Fukk you.
Without Army you transferred 6k, so if them bring army you for do 60k.
You're a mumu man

Zulu2022:
he de tell y de truth nd u de hear de shout,seems like u don't know what is going to last batch shaaa,way Dem de owe 3months arrear

They will clear it. FG will clear the arrears, just a matter of time.

Mumusaphire:
Stop scamming us. Stop giving us false hope. There is nothing like stream 2. They already chosed who they want to choose. The npower stream 2 is a scam, so stop giving us fake hope.

I have given up too until I checked dashboard