Health › Re: COVID-19: Governor Ikpeazu's Two Aides Test Positive by mandate12: 8:53pm On Jun 02, 2020 |
grammarnazi2: ....for South East states....
....about....
....it's really true. Lol.. it's Southeast sir! |
Crime › Re: Uwaila Omozuwa's Sister: Police Demanded For Money Before Taking Up Rape Case by mandate12: 5:45pm On Jun 02, 2020 |
The Nigeria police is becoming too lousy |
Politics › Re: Tinubu To Governors: Primaries Crucial To Democracy by mandate12: 3:31pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
handie: Not only that, Obaseki was grandstanding and refused all efforts made at brokering peace. He shunned all efforts made to reconcile and further went on to burn more bridges. His infamous Edo is not Lagos diatribe is still fresh in our memories. Not forgetting his public appearance in a press conference where he shamefacedly asked for Oshiomole's resignation. What about proxy wars embarked on against Odubu(a citizen of his state who got a federal appointment) on account of being in different factions? His use of state power against Tony Kabaka and others nko? That guy overdo abeg U were making sense until u mentioned Kabaka. Do u know the artrocities Kabaka has committed in Edo state? |
Family › Re: Why Your Diasporan Friends And Family Do Not Send You Money When You Ask. by mandate12: 8:24pm On May 31, 2020 |
oyetpel: Thank God my cousins are not iike these complainers.
They will refuse to send people money here (when they know the exchange rate is favourable to foreign currency), and then they mock people still stuck in Nigeria.
Despite the struggles my cuzs go through, they always have good things to say about abroad, and i hope i join them soon.
Continue complaining with the little change you send or not sending again, money you can make in one day.
Since you are not sending again, did they die? Hahaha.. Wahala |
Family › Re: Why Your Diasporan Friends And Family Do Not Send You Money When You Ask. by mandate12: 8:21pm On May 31, 2020 |
missimelda01: Diaspora or Nigeria, people will only ask for money when they think you're doing better than them, it's up to you to set your priorities right and give only when you can. I'm not against people(friends and family) asking for money when their in dire need, people are going through a lot and we should all agree that life abroad is way better than life here in Nigeria, so if you're in a position to help others, do so... It wouldn't stop you from saving or having a retirement plan. You have spoken well.. I wonder what breed of human starts calculating his financial inflow and outflow for the yr and plots a graph of it to ascertain whether to give. Certainly, he/she needs help too. |
Health › Re: 553 New COVID-19 Cases, 159 Discharged And 12 Deaths On May 30 - (1758 Tested) by mandate12: 3:02am On May 31, 2020 |
neyorlmogzy: It baffles me knowing that someone can just type a bundle of lies, why? Is it that you are mis-informed or that you are just dumb? First and foremost, Trump sent a total of 1000 ventilators to Nigeria, he gave a news briefing on that last week, you could look it up on YouTube. Secondly, Dokpesi and his family were never in Lagos, they were in Abuja, gwagwalada to be precise, I am saying this because I work in the hospital where they were isolated, and I did see them everyday. So please, when you don't know something ask, so you won't mis-inform others on this platform. If u like, say u were lying down with Dokpesi on same bed while treating him... it doesn't stop the fact that these NCDC figures are made up. There r basic logics and dynamics to that. |
Politics › Re: Anxiety Over APC In Edo As Oshiomhole, Obaseki’s Face-Off Deepens by mandate12: 7:08pm On May 28, 2020 |
Afamed: But Ize Iyamu defeated Obaseki in Benin in the last governorship election. And you didn't know the saving grace that won Obaseki the election was from Auchi and Edo north general where Oshiomole came from. Most of you are toddlers, you just come here to comment out of ignorance Leave that guy to b abusing the word 'pedegree'. Ize Iyamu is the highest grassroot politician in Edo state. |
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Group Picks Ize-Iyamu As Edo APC Consensus Candidate by mandate12: 11:03am On May 28, 2020 |
PopeFlatino: Who can lend me #2000 to pay #3000 by Tuesday next week please, please my brothers if I don't pay as promised let nothing good come my way.
Please #2k to pay 3k Lol.. quite hilarious. U missed it bro. It's money vs collateral; words vs words  |
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Group Picks Ize-Iyamu As Edo APC Consensus Candidate by mandate12: 10:51am On May 28, 2020 |
Chikpat: Data is cheap! Education is affordable but acquiring knowledge is expensive... must you speak English? Go back to school!!! Find out y he said u r 'talking in nonsense' . It may just make some sense |
Family › Re: Seeing Dead Aunty In My Dreams Repeatedly. I Need Any Solutions Please by mandate12: 9:19am On May 28, 2020 |
If I were the admin, this stupid thread wouldnt have made it to nairaland, let alone FP. As a matter of fact, this is the most useless piece I have read this month. Do u know what it means to train a child that is not urs? Even if I think he backed out half way, he was magnanimous at least at the time. All I kept seeing in ur write up was 'his children attended uni in... I didn't attend uni in' , his children this, me that.... In fact, u r ungrateful. Further, I want u to know that the fact u think u have money is not a measure for success. Time changes everything. I will not have time to address who ever is hunting u in dreams. Deal with that. |
Career › Re: Should I Pursue Another Federal Job Or Leave For Canada? by mandate12: 10:38pm On May 22, 2020 |
TallNigerian: Hello Nairalanders,
I will be 30 years in a few months and I have never felt so much unease as I do right now. I work with one of the federal parastatals and I am currently on level 10 going to 12 next year. I have a Master degree athough it is not exactly relevant to my current job.
The problem is that my organisation uses the Ministry salary structure and my monthly net is below 80k even as a level 10 staff.
I am not married and I am academically inclined. Asides having a Master degree, I have over 8 professional certifications.
I have been trying to clinch a transfer of service to a better parastatal where the remuneration is better and where my knowledge/experiences as a science graduate will be better appreciated but it has been a bit difficult.
However, just before the COVID-19 episode in Nigeria, I got the right link for a transfer of service to a better parastatal but the process got stalled with the COVID-19 palaver.
I have 4 siblings who are Canadian citizens and they have been on my neck to migrate. I never took the calls seriously until this lockdown period. My siblings are arguing about the uncertainty of the Nigerian economy post-covid and advising me to seize this opportunity to migrate and start a new career over there?
My question therefore, "is it wise to stay back since I have gone quite far in my public service career and just wait for the opportunity to transfer my service to a better paying federal parastatal OR do I migrate to Canada and start a new career?
Your honest inputs will be highly appreciated. Thanks!
@CrazyMan @1forall Please I need your help in pushing this forward for a wider view. Thank you. I know u r only here to test people's patience. U and I know u have no career in Nigeria. Move on pls. |
Family › Re: Guidelines For Unemployed Husbands With Working Wives by mandate12: 4:38pm On May 22, 2020 |
23 - make business calls or pretend to make business call.. it's important, it gives her hope you are connecting.. "my brother me and you know say na 10k you dey shout like that for" grin
24 - go grocery shopping with her, you get to use the opportunity to throw drinks into the cart and remove face immediately, if your eyes jam.. you would return that drink ooo.This got me ROTFL... But why is it that a man goes lean being fed by a woman, while a woman glows being fed by a man  ? |
Romance › Re: Should I Break Up Or Make Up With My Boyfriend? by mandate12: 9:55am On May 22, 2020 |
larrypourl: What pained me most from your writeup was the FG job he missed. He go hear am now. What do you do for a living since you want to get married next year. She's doing 'big ideas' for a living |
Romance › Re: Should I Break Up Or Make Up With My Boyfriend? by mandate12: 1:02am On May 22, 2020 |
Acmepreneur: Hmmn I think I will just look for a fine guy to give birth for. And take it that men are useless, and thus there won't be any fight. My beautiful children would be my happiness. I can't date any guy again and be witnessing rubbish. I don't have heart to argue or anything. If I go into labour, then I'm doing that to give birth to a beautiful baby,so that it worth is very well. ... and this is the best bet for Mrs ambitious? Someone rightly said u r the prob in the relationship. |
Romance › Re: Should I Break Up Or Make Up With My Boyfriend? by mandate12: 12:46am On May 22, 2020 |
Acmepreneur: Yes, I must marry next year. I can't wait till I'm in my late twenties, I hate marrying at 26,27,28,29. I seriously hate it  like u have been married at that age in ur previous life and saw the demerits |
Celebrities › Re: Anita Joseph Twerks On Her Husband, Fisayo Michael by mandate12: 3:40pm On May 21, 2020 |
TheEffective:

If you look at them closely, you would observe they are managing financially and quietly undergoing the painful feeling of lost dreams. Even when u r not close to them? That's quite hasty. |
Crime › Re: Ogun Human Part Dealers Beat Buyers Over N1m Fee by mandate12: 9:55am On May 21, 2020 |
Wonders shall never end. They couldn't pay for hand hence, hand meet dem.  |
Career › Re: My 50-Year-Old Boss Shows Massive Cleavage Whenver We Meet, What Could She Want? by mandate12: 8:57pm On May 20, 2020 |
PapaNnamdi: Op, I was once in your shoes, and I will tell u point blank a time will come when she will be infuriated by ur presence, that is if u don't dance to her tune,
so I will just say this, if you don't fucc her, u will loose the job
if u fucc her u may or may not loose the job,
I will advice u fucc her well, and start looking for another job, or saving money for business So u would gladly sleep with someone else's wife and advice Same? U havent represented your parents properly on this forum. Shame on u. |
Romance › Re: 3 Things Women Do When They Are Cheating by mandate12: 11:11pm On May 19, 2020 |
EXLOVER: I'm going through hell right now, I was very happy with my single status o, until world people begin disturb me say i need girlfriend, call me names, call me even stingy sef. I decided to go into a relationship, I love her so much and she love me too, we don't stay together, we see ourselves on few occasion, have never caught her cheating before, but anytime i imagine her cheating, my heart beats very fast, if i call her and it's showing call waiting, my heart beats very very faster.
My girl is very beautiful, like everybody wants her, there was a time we were walking together and one mature man saw us and said, guy is she your girlfriend? Hold her very tight o.
I'm a cheater, but whenever i do it, I'm not always happy with myself, I feel really bad and hurt inside, I'm doing it because I'm having the feeling my girlfriend is cheating.
I feel like ending the relationship, because I'm tired of all the heart beats and BP. I have tried quarreling several times with her, and won't call her, but she will call to apologize, my heart ❤️ will just melt.
God relationship of a thing is very hard abeg. Is any Guy going through this same shit? Not at all... U r in this alone, being a selfish 'cheater' . Bye |
Health › Re: Pinkish Colour Of The Balls, Thigh Area by mandate12: 5:17pm On May 19, 2020 |
Fabulouzjoseph: Nobody jokes with sickness and disease. So are you saying you created this thread to joke with people? This is bitterness sha! R u in anyway related to Lucifer? |
Health › Re: "COVID-19 Is A Scam" - Discharged Delta Patient Says by mandate12: 11:48pm On May 18, 2020 |
slivertongue: delta state govt scammed u, not that the disease is a scam Lol... Here's ur medal - Best comment of the day |
Celebrities › Re: Sammie Okposo: How God Saved Me From Accident On 3rd Mainland Bridge by mandate12: 12:29am On May 18, 2020 |
Staphylococcus: Call the mechanic and fix the car
Bad maintenance culture.
That propella would have given a signal before hand and here celebrating gibberish.
To add it up, 120km/hr on 3mb, who sanely does that. That about 50 above limit Haven't see or heard anybody drive 50km/h on 3rd mainland |
Politics › Re: Governor Obiano Visits Bridge Head Onitsha. Expresses Dissatisfaction (Pictures) by mandate12: 10:19am On May 14, 2020 |
gentility411: Lolz..........basic electronics dat year 400level Basic Electronics? 400L ? Ayam not understanding. |
Health › Re: "Why Nigeria Should Avoid Madagascar’s COVID-19 Drug" - JOHESU, PSN by mandate12: 4:18pm On May 13, 2020 |
izzy4shizzy: this is totally unbelievable, u want the govt not to try its use because of your fragile ego? people are dying and all angles must be tried
this is just pure bad belle..
just because we are called Giant of Africa doesnt mean we own africa...
resist the temptation to play politics with peoples lives Don't mind those scammers.. They have barely known how the virus operates before they started asking for money from FG to find cure. All these ppl know is 'give us money'. Who will trust such an organization ? |
Celebrities › Re: IG Withdraws E-money’s Police Escort, Orders His Probe by mandate12: 3:38pm On May 12, 2020 |
YorubaNinja: Arrogant fool with a poverty mentality. Questionable source of income. 
Now imagine if he's worth 5% of either Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates or Warren Buffett. Just imagine how he'll feel like.  Jealousy will not kill u anytime soon. The Lord will deliver u. We r interceding on ur behalf. |
Celebrities › Re: IG Withdraws E-money’s Police Escort, Orders His Probe by mandate12: 3:33pm On May 12, 2020 |
Vyolet: Those six Police men would swear for this IG, I mean, how does he expect them to get extra tips? Lol... IG sef need him own small tin. He must have heard how the Lagos CP is chopping from 5 star records boss. I always see the CP and his men at Emoney's house anytime he's around . |
Family › Re: My Fellow Married Women And Mothers, How Do You Deal With A Husband Like Mine? by mandate12: 1:24am On May 12, 2020 |
olabrinks: Don’t marry for love marry for money. We have been saying this for centuries. Let them call you a goldigger, let them shame you, you will have the last laugh. What is a man, when he doesn’t have money? What can he do for you? What kind of husband will he be, and how can he provide for his future children? What is potiential, everybody in this world has potiential. You need to see monetary proof that he can lead a home. Think with your brain and not your heart, you will avoid many problems. You will grow to love a man who is a stable provider, you will grow out of love with a man who is a stable broke ass. This is not the generation of building with a man, if a man ain’t got money today, he will 90% not have tomorrow. At least when the man gives you problems (which is 100% certain), you will have stability in regards to finances which is One less problem to deal with. A word is enough for the wise. To think that 32 fools liked this shit is a threat to marriages in Nigeria |
Family › Re: My Fellow Married Women And Mothers, How Do You Deal With A Husband Like Mine? by mandate12: 12:52am On May 12, 2020 |
merahki: What an unkind post! Dear friend, what is unkind about that post? As a matter of fact, that's the best comment for that thread. Tnx |
Health › Re: Massive Outbreak Of COVID-19 In Azare, Bauchi — Ibrahim Baba Writes Buhari by mandate12: 9:15pm On May 09, 2020 |
northvietnam: IPOB propaganda machines at work ... there’s no outbreak anywhere in our state . Please gentle men and ladies , do disregard this fake news from the Enemies of the North/Nigeria
God bless Bauchi state God bless Northern Nigeria God bless Mohamed Buhari (OUR DARLING DADDY) God bless Federal republic of Nigeria...
God bless all of us @ (Dealers of Dead meat and Cadavers of all kinds)
We Rise
God bless Haha.. Silly ! |
Romance › Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by mandate12: 8:39pm On May 08, 2020 |
Randy100: I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.  |
Politics › Re: Muaz Magaji Tests Positive For COVID-19 After Sack For Celebrating Kyari's Death by mandate12: 1:05pm On May 07, 2020 |
Quite a simple puzzle - The bad men deliberately infected him with the virus. Fear northern dragons. |
Health › Re: What Are Those Things You Have Stopped Doing Because Of Coronavirus? by mandate12: 1:23am On May 06, 2020 |
tolijascro: abeg help a brother i never chop 5naira this season before lockdown i don lose over 150k.....some dey win with 100 naira 200 hundred...abeg how una dey do am? and what of zoom? Play Zoom... quite easy. Study the outcomes. It follows a pattern |