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[quote author=Intrepid!][b]Some local dudes took decided to rob my hostel at around 1am one day. I heard them kicking down doors, starting with the rooms close to the main gate. I woke my roomie up and we decided to high tail it out of there before they got to our room 'cos we were broker than the Zimbabwean economy and didn't want them to vent their frustration on us. As we were sneaking out, the Arrow knocked down a bench in the darkness; the sound was louder than an artillery shell exploding! One of the robbers shone his torch at us and yelled for us to stop. Stop ke? Abi you dey mad, oga? I leapt over the fence and took off into the bushes while my roomie ran back to the room and pretended to be asleep. I eventually took refuge up one cashew tree close to the compound and watched as they escaped with their loot when they were done. Got back to find that the modafokas took my N20 and N5 shiny-as-a-modafoka notes I was using as bookmarks for books I read. It hurt me more than it would have if they had taken N50,000 in dirty notes![/b][/quote]Oh my God! This is soooo funny. Almost peed on my pants while rolling on the floor in laughter! Man constituting a terror to his fellow man. Some devil possesed morons have decided to rob other people of their hard earned valuables instead of earning a living in an honourable. God save man from his fellow man!

Point of correction,$10 billion is approximately 1.75 trillion Naira as against 175 billion Naira stated by the poster.I think the amount will go long way in improving the power situation in the country.The implementation is of more paramount importance,we are tired of hearing this and that and no concrete action.

Al quaeda in Nigeria? Terrible! Nigeria is fast gaining reputation as a terrorist hub in Africa where bomings, kidnappings and the like take place often. Really terrible!

^^^ scammer. Your written English is wack for someone who claims to be a Dell company representative. Pls learn English first before becoming a scammer. Besides most company executives in America don't use Yahoomail. Go back and do your homework.

Beauty is only skin deep. There's no ugly guy in the world. God made us all in His image. So we are all beautiful like God Himself. Take it or leave it.

roflmao, toto

it's malt drink inside that bottle.

Very good news.

Akara and pap.

I love Etisalat so much!

Jet Li is it!

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