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funkybaby:
.@manmustwac
If she has a good statement of account as you claim then there is no need giving her yours since you have very little in it.

@ funkebaby

But can i also write her an invitation letter inviting her even though am still with my parents or is it best that i book a hotel reservation for her? The purpose of her visit to is to visit me, her brother and buy some goods for her shop in Bayelsa.

Can i invite a female friend of mine to visit me here in london even though i still live with my parents am working but i don't have much money in my Bank account? She has some of the items listed on the first page for the visiting visa (including a good statement of account) so am wondering will it still be possible?

Sorry av no idea

welldone

Hi bami i'd like to know what music software your using? As for me i'm using cubase.

So why are we complaining about the way the British are treating us on thier planes when we treat ourselves worse than goats?

We should respect ourselves and treat each other more humanely before we start to complain about how oda people treat us.

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer''s barn. The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer told him he had buried them. The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL dead?" The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren''t, but you know how them crooked politicians lie."

lightest:
but come to think of it, how did you know that the shoe belong to the pastor. definitly, you are either one of the thieves or the drunker. cheers

Actually i know the boys who stole the oranges coz thier my friends and Pastor James is my Pastor so i've heard both sides of the story.

Two boys stole a bag of fruits and ran to the nearest cemetery to share the loot. As they were scaling the gate of the cemetery, two oranges fell and were left behind at the gate. A drunk man on his way from a local bar was passing near the cemetery gate and heard the following -One for me, One for you…He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he can to the local Pastor. Pastor James come with me and witness God and Satan are sharing corpses at the Cemetery- He said. They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continued- One for me One for you…Suddenly one of the voice said Let's get the two at the gate (meaning the Oranges that fell). One of the Pastor's shoes is still at the cemetery as at the time of sending this mail. Who wan die? The pastor was the first to take off

Mugabe is an African Dictator not am African Leader and you are working for Zanu PF. You are being paid to talk nonsense to try to promote his bad image.

almondjoy:
80million illiterate kids world wide divided by 11million illiterate kids in Nigeria.

7% of the world illiterate children are in Nigeria?


Hmmmmmmmmmmmm! Why am I not surprised?

What makes u think that its only 80 million illerate children worlwide? Where did u get your nonsense figures from?

Make them go rob all the legislators state governors and ministers because they are the one responsible for the poverty in the country.

jofest:
The best thing is to go on your knees and cry to GOD.
He can handle all situations.
Take care and remain calm.\
Hold your peace and God will fight for you.

Jofest this incident happend more than two years ago am sure she must have got another job by now.

I heard about the arms shipment on the BBC World Service, he obviously wants to stay in power by all means

nuzo:
Prayers like this have been said a million times in Nigeria. It doesnt work on people like OBJ, IBB, Anenih, Ali, Atiku, Adedibu etc., otherwise they could have died long time ago.
Just move up there and draw them down. Simple!!
Unfortunately, liver don fail everybody for Naija.

Yes OH!. Its called suffering and smiling.

So the Doctors, Nurses and Police can throw him on the floor because of no money, leave him there to die, then have the bloody cheek to demand #35'000 for a dead body?


And we dey complain in another topic about how the British Police treated a deportee on a plane and see how we treat ourselves?

mytreasure nobody's perfect

coolier:
We are more like family friends. I've known her since I was a child. I've spoken to her a couple of times and she keeps telling me she cannot help it, that when she is angry she gets out of control. I can't abandon her, every other person who's been close to her in the past had run away and I know fully well she needs help.

ok coolier u say your both family friends, but what about the girls father or brothers and sisters? Isn't there anybody else in the girls family who can help deal with the problem?

Call Jerry Springer, am sure if they air their differences on the Jerry Springer show he will solve find a solution. I just hope that she dosen't beat her up in front of the  T V cameras though

can somebody pls tell me wat is the reason for all these assassinations?

very very interesting

Thanx funkybaby i'll give pass on all this information to her and i'll keep u updated on any progress or if she comes across any other problems

you copied my topic

So i guess this is not a good topic then?

She's a graduate, she's not married, she has a store in Bayelsa where she's based. She sells clothes and perfumes. She also has a morgage on a property that she has paid five hundred thousand naira for.

Hello guys in da house. Am just wondering what are the necessary documents u need to get a visiting visa and which form u need to download from the high commision's website.

shoutout to almondjoy i never met u b4 but i love u

Hi fellow nairalanders. Am just wondering why is it that some people start a topic on nairaland and get a very good response, while others start what they believe is going to be a good topic and get 0 response?

Have u ever started a topic (asking for other nairalanders opinions and advice) and wondered why u got 0 response or did u get a better response than u expected? Are u even one of the very few who has a topic that has been going strong for over a year now?

Those of you who has had 0 response and those who have had a good response. What are the ingredients that makes a good topic? Lets share ideas and opinions please.

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