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one of the best jokes i've ever heard 

its ok buy not among the best jokes i've seen. i give u 5 0ut of 10

well i get it. Good work tytylayor i've experienced number nine myself

execellent story Odeku

i wish morenike09 would call or text me +44 7743 937 309

just decided to add anoda post to my number

bigmodo if u want to commit suicide like u said then theres no point in thinking of travelling abroad coz after u commit suicide u would either travel to Heaven or Hell

dee02:
wey i never chop belle-full, e eazy!
wey i no get enough blood for my own body, e eazy!!

all man for him self ooo, i no dey run charity like that, abeg carry your cross and carry go!

dee02 your so funny. Man must wack oh!

I just typed U K student visa NIGERIA in google coz i wanted too gain more knowledge about the student visa process. And that brought me to nairaland. To say i was very impressed with the student visa stories and what i learnt from the other related threads plus the advice from the the intelligent regulars like u is an understatement. I'm now hooked on nairaland.

Tegese how many resemblance passport u get? Because me i wowo well well. So b4 u go see pally where resemble me we go need to go thru about 50 of dem, and even when we don go thru 50 of dem and see d one where resemble me, how me no go know say weda all of dem no be fake? Tell me where u dey get d resemblance pally from? Well 2 me u b Jay Jay Cee 419. I understand say man must wack oh but no decieve person oh e no good

that was so kool. i really enjoyed d trip. Now am trippin.

YES i do beleive u should force her to go to church, but only because she's only 13 and shouldn't be making decisions on weda she wants to go to church or not at such a tender age. But let me tell you. You can control her physically (and force her to go to church) but u can't control her mentally (and make her believe in God) Theres nothing u can do to change her, the damage has already bin done. U know its when kids reach thier teens dat they form thier opinions about life. And some maybe convert to Muslims, or discover that they are gay, become an Atheist etc. You just have to understand that kids brought up in the U K are different from us kids who were brought up back home and respect her beliefs.

amsky:
@ manmustwac

i thought the school fees receipts and other school docs were needed when applying for the visa?

Both skools i listed above require the admission fees and of course you have to provide all oda documents when u apply but its not compulsory dat u pay any deposit like one thousand pounds as part of d skool fees to help your application. Hope what i just said makes sense to you?

Well as an athiest too, and i've been one for more than 20 years. And in my opinion there is no amount of praying, reading the bible, talking to her or even changing churches that will change the young girls mind. Your typical African religious ideas are not going to solve the problem. And as she get older, so will her athiest beliefs get stronger too. Just leave her because there's nothing you can do. You can force her to go to church but you can't control her athiest mind. Trust me i know what am saying

Try these two websites its not compulsory that u must pay any part of their school fees to gain admission. You pay when its time to enrol providing you meet their admission requirements. lsbu.ac.uk or greenwich-college.ac.uk. GooD LucK

mayayi:
Anybody that ve information about Brunei

you no serious! according to one of your previous posts i thought u wanted to go to the U K?

Even here in london we do come across preachers in buses, but its very rare and usually happens on Sunday afternoon when ppl are going home from church. And na we nija who are very religious are the majority of preachers.

just like u planned your introduction and wedding and the kids dat u have. i believe u should have a plan for the hard times. You should plan for a rainy day

ivory coast beat benin by 4 goals so now am expectimg nigeria to do the same thing to mali to set the standard if we beleive we can still win this competition

Baba_Dibia:
any intresting person who want medicin for travel to abroad or to usa can mail me in mabeliye@hotmail.com or call at 08032932758.

Baba Dibia u waste time oh why u go wait till everybody don comout from house before u leave your advertisement? eh? which kind medicine man u b?

ernal:
What should be done when You have Your passport stolen with valid Visa on it?

dem don thief your passport? abi u don thief person passport?

manmustwac:
hi jayon why is it that that some people can reply to my post using thick letters? i always have problems trying to that? And why is it that some people can reply my posts and it appear in a green box? How do they do that? And why can't i do it?

am just experimenting

hi jayon why is it dat that some ppl can reply to my post using thick letters? i always have problems trying to dat? And why is it dat some ppl can reply my posts and it appear in a green box? How do they do dat? And why can't i do it?

@just bean ad
try hi5 or myspace

Bowa how much would u charge me for a u k student visa?

@Ndipe

Am sincerely sorry to hear that Ndipe. May thier souls rest in perfect peace.

@Dantecmu

After goimg thru the whole thread i think your just a baby that needs to grow up

A 100 k is just four hundred pounds and i don't believe you can get a genuine U S green card and Social Security number for that price. They must be fake. But i can get u an original British Passport with a fake N I number for one thousand pounds. The Passport is original we just get to change the pic, the fake N I number can be used to work and can't be trace by the Inland Revenue. So if your interested email me.