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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Reacts To New Nigerian Passport With 'Herdsmen' Inscription by manomam: 7:02pm On Jul 11, 2019
bigfish3k:


is fulani a major tribe in nigeria? whats their popuplation

Fulani is the largest tribe in West Africa and Sahel besides, all tribes are represented in our international passport. I am wondering why some people ate crying foul.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Nigeria IBM Jumpstart Competition: How To Apply! by manomam: 10:26am On Jun 14, 2019
Can anybody please help me with the link.
Crime / Re: 15 Police Officers In Detention Over Extortion by manomam: 7:45pm On Jun 13, 2019
How will you not give a police bribe when he has a gun and ready to kill? How can you tell a police man with gun that you know your right. Nonsense.
Crime / Re: Mother Abandons Baby, Flees Anambra Hospital After Delivery by manomam: 11:01am On Jun 13, 2019
The woman must be heartless. It is very disheartening to hear this. Some women are praying to God for a child.even if to have it and the child dies the next day. God forbid. The woman should be prosecuted and send to jail.
Politics / Re: Senate Presidency: Five Reasons Why Lawan Defeated Ndume by manomam: 7:32pm On Jun 11, 2019
South East loses out as National Assembly presiding officers emerge
Politics / Re: INEC Issues Okorocha Certificate Of Return (Photo) by manomam: 6:50pm On Jun 11, 2019
Don't be deceived. Okorocha has not been given certificate of return by INEC.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu, Yahaya Bello, Dangote, Nwoko, Dino, Natasha Nominated For Peace Aaward by manomam: 7:34am On Jun 02, 2019
Yahaya Bello ke. what nonsense is this? The man should be nominated for worst governor of the year.

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Education / Re: Ola-Gbadamosi Ridwan Oladotun, LASU Best Graduating Student Speaks by manomam: 10:17pm On May 18, 2019
Tolerance Becoming Crime *************** ************* By Dr Chinedu Akabuike 1. Why do we hate Tinubu? What for? 2. Tinubu never worked with federal or Eastern Nigeria let alone stealing money from Ndi Igbo. He never worked as Minister or taken any Federal Appointment! 3. He never joined APGA let alone sabotaging our Party's interest? 4. Tinubu didn't meddle in Igbo internal affairs either! 5. Why do we call him thief? What did he steal? 6. We call Yoruba "slaves". We never reflect on what it means to be slaves in the true sense of the word. 7. We are putting mouth in Lagos politics without caution, yet we have a proverb that says it is the foolish housefly that follows the corpse into the grave. 8. Can Yoruba man become an Association or Local Government Chairman in the East? Let us be sincere with ourselves. Yet we enjoy all these privileges here including Assembly Membership! 9. Why asking for what we can't give? 10. We are here helping the "slaves" to develop their land. Who then is a slave? 10b. You call their city a no man's land so that we can further be enslaved slaving to develop it, and our generations are wasted gloating over mere privileges. Who is a slave. Do we actually think? 11. Can Yoruba tell Okorocha "o to gee" in Owerri? He doesn't even need it. He is too intelligent to die for a pot of ofe manu or nothing. 12. After the civil war, for many of us who were old enough to have witnessed it, the Yoruba were the first to open their arms to receive and accept us as we were, crude savages in search for means of survival. It was regardless of what we equally did to them before and during the civil war. No party to the civil war was innocent! I also remember not paying any rent among Yoruba guys without a penny for my first 3years in Lagos and another 2 years in Ibadan. 13. Can we survive Yoruba attack in Yoruba land if they actually mean to? Will an Mbaise man cooperate with the Nsukka or Afikpo, or the Imo with Anambara? 14. If we all decide to relocate at once, Babangida send me home phenomena is still in the memory of some of us who survived the incessant and uncontrollable spate of robbery across the Onitsha bridge. How many people will want to go in spide of our empty pride? 15. If Yoruba people are as foolish as we foolishly think, why agitating? How will agitating be to our benefit? 16. Why not "O to gee" in Abia, Enugu or Owerri? 17. Can a man from Aba become a Commissioner or P.S. in Enugu State Civil Service? Yet it happened here! Why not be careful. 18. We adopted APGA and but "wisely" voted PDP. How was Tinubu our headache. Was he the cause of our downfall? Why always blame others for our inabilities and want to take glory for any small thing we think we have done well and even overblow it? 19. We claim we were so creative during the civil war. Now history. We also claim every made in Nigeria is from Aba. But go to Oyo and Oshogbo to see what "lazy" mechanics are doing quietly in the automobile industry, yet we make noise that other ethnics are either mumu or lazy except we (alagbara ma mero baba ole; the most hardworking humans who cannot develop their own land unfortunately). 20. Why looking for avoidable problem? Why? 21. It was you in the North being attacked, in Malaysia being killed, in Gabon and Ghana being molested. 99.9% of Nigerians killed in South Africa are of Igbo extraction, and sometimes by fellow 'hardworking' Igbo. Why? 22. We choose Kanu and he dictates to us without consultation with any one of us. They choose Tinubu who becomes a hero among them by bowing to or adopting the choice of their majority. Why are we angry? We choose Azikwe and they choose Awolowo. How are they more mumuish followers than ourselves? Zik became a president and we gained from it, Awo was only a premier, but we are only struggling to beat their records in all ramifications including education till today. How are they mumus? We choose APGA and they choose APC, why agitating? Yoruba are yet to say Tinubu is their problem why do we want to die for nothing? Why working in APGA but planning to collect salaries in APC? I pray for the success of Biafra, but do we still remember that as Igbo we will automatically become foreigners on the streets of the Lagos we call a no Man's land? How many of us will actually want to relocate home, should Biafra actualises or if if citizenship is on the condition that you relinquish all other citizenship in Africa? I leave that answer to the individual. Nwayo nwayo biko unu.

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Politics / Re: Ganduje Files Defence, Lines Up 203 Witnesses Against PDP by manomam: 10:07pm On May 18, 2019
Tolerance Becoming Crime *************** ************* By Dr Chinedu Akabuike 1. Why do we hate Tinubu? What for? 2. Tinubu never worked with federal or Eastern Nigeria let alone stealing money from Ndi Igbo. He never worked as Minister or taken any Federal Appointment! 3. He never joined APGA let alone sabotaging our Party's interest? 4. Tinubu didn't meddle in Igbo internal affairs either! 5. Why do we call him thief? What did he steal? 6. We call Yoruba "slaves". We never reflect on what it means to be slaves in the true sense of the word. 7. We are putting mouth in Lagos politics without caution, yet we have a proverb that says it is the foolish housefly that follows the corpse into the grave. 8. Can Yoruba man become an Association or Local Government Chairman in the East? Let us be sincere with ourselves. Yet we enjoy all these privileges here including Assembly Membership! 9. Why asking for what we can't give? 10. We are here helping the "slaves" to develop their land. Who then is a slave? 10b. You call their city a no man's land so that we can further be enslaved slaving to develop it, and our generations are wasted gloating over mere privileges. Who is a slave. Do we actually think? 11. Can Yoruba tell Okorocha "o to gee" in Owerri? He doesn't even need it. He is too intelligent to die for a pot of ofe manu or nothing. 12. After the civil war, for many of us who were old enough to have witnessed it, the Yoruba were the first to open their arms to receive and accept us as we were, crude savages in search for means of survival. It was regardless of what we equally did to them before and during the civil war. No party to the civil war was innocent! I also remember not paying any rent among Yoruba guys without a penny for my first 3years in Lagos and another 2 years in Ibadan. 13. Can we survive Yoruba attack in Yoruba land if they actually mean to? Will an Mbaise man cooperate with the Nsukka or Afikpo, or the Imo with Anambara? 14. If we all decide to relocate at once, Babangida send me home phenomena is still in the memory of some of us who survived the incessant and uncontrollable spate of robbery across the Onitsha bridge. How many people will want to go in spide of our empty pride? 15. If Yoruba people are as foolish as we foolishly think, why agitating? How will agitating be to our benefit? 16. Why not "O to gee" in Abia, Enugu or Owerri? 17. Can a man from Aba become a Commissioner or P.S. in Enugu State Civil Service? Yet it happened here! Why not be careful. 18. We adopted APGA and but "wisely" voted PDP. How was Tinubu our headache. Was he the cause of our downfall? Why always blame others for our inabilities and want to take glory for any small thing we think we have done well and even overblow it? 19. We claim we were so creative during the civil war. Now history. We also claim every made in Nigeria is from Aba. But go to Oyo and Oshogbo to see what "lazy" mechanics are doing quietly in the automobile industry, yet we make noise that other ethnics are either mumu or lazy except we (alagbara ma mero baba ole; the most hardworking humans who cannot develop their own land unfortunately). 20. Why looking for avoidable problem? Why? 21. It was you in the North being attacked, in Malaysia being killed, in Gabon and Ghana being molested. 99.9% of Nigerians killed in South Africa are of Igbo extraction, and sometimes by fellow 'hardworking' Igbo. Why? 22. We choose Kanu and he dictates to us without consultation with any one of us. They choose Tinubu who becomes a hero among them by bowing to or adopting the choice of their majority. Why are we angry? We choose Azikwe and they choose Awolowo. How are they more mumuish followers than ourselves? Zik became a president and we gained from it, Awo was only a premier, but we are only struggling to beat their records in all ramifications including education till today. How are they mumus? We choose APGA and they choose APC, why agitating? Yoruba are yet to say Tinubu is their problem why do we want to die for nothing? Why working in APGA but planning to collect salaries in APC? I pray for the success of Biafra, but do we still remember that as Igbo we will automatically become foreigners on the streets of the Lagos we call a no Man's land? How many of us will actually want to relocate home, should Biafra actualises or if if citizenship is on the condition that you relinquish all other citizenship in Africa? I leave that answer to the individual. Nwayo nwayo biko unu.

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Celebrities / Re: Funny Toheeb Recreates Ufuoma Mcdermott's Look (Pictured) by manomam: 1:37pm On Apr 27, 2019
A,plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes on the plane. Meanwhile there were five people on it. The first person, Lionel Messi, said, "I'm the world's best footballer right now, I cant die now!" So he took one of the parachutes and left. The second person, Aliko Dangote, said, "I'm the richest man in Africa, I can't die now, I'm needed in Africa!" So he took the second parachute and left. The third was the Nigerian President and he said, "I'm the smartest President in the world, so I cant die now, my people still need me!" So he took one and left. Then it was left with the Pope and a little school girl. The Pope said to the little girl, "Take the last one, I'll sacrifice my life for you." The little girl replied, "No need for that, There are two parachutes left." The pope asked her, "How come?" The little girl replied, "The Nigerian President took my school bag

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Defeats France 8-3 To Win First Ever World Curling Championship(pics) by manomam: 12:54pm On Apr 26, 2019
vheckthor1:
Is it unlocked?
Yes, it is unlocked
Sports / Re: Nigeria Defeats France 8-3 To Win First Ever World Curling Championship(pics) by manomam: 10:49am On Apr 26, 2019
am broke. I have an airtel modem. rearely used. if interested, please call me on 08174856443
Culture / Re: Chinese Man, Mike Zhang Crowned A Chief In Kano, Nigerians React (video) by manomam: 8:52am On Apr 26, 2019
I have an airtel modem. rearely used. if interested, please Call or whatsaap on 08174856443
Celebrities / Re: DJ Khaled Miami Beach Mansion For Sale For $7.9 Million (n2billion) - Check Pics by manomam: 7:54am On Apr 26, 2019
I have an airtel modem. rearely used. if interested, please call m on 08174856443
Business / Re: Educational Toys For Kids & Business Opportunities by manomam: 7:51am On Apr 26, 2019
Six11:


I accede to your request. Please call me for more discussion.



Good morning sir. I do not have sufficient call call card. could you please add me to your whatasap. My number is 08174856443.
Politics / Re: Senate Summons IGP Mohammed Adamu Over Killings by manomam: 10:35pm On Apr 25, 2019
History will Never forgive dis country called Nigeria, The land of generals without war, professors without discovery, politicians without ideology, wealth without prosperity, Religion without piety, Leaders without vision, The oppressed without worries, Courts without justice, Criminal without fear, History without honor, School without learning, Intellectual without thoughts, Artists without taste, Terrorist without identity, Appointees without life, Hunger without famine, Change without progress, Next level without foundation, Democracy without citizens, Unity without love, Heroes without sacrifice, Policies without plans, Crime without culprits, Saint without humility, Intergrity without performance, Wars without enemies, Billionaires without business, Youth without dreams, Elder without wisdom, ( the terrible truth about the truth

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Business / Re: Airtel Modem. by manomam: 7:35pm On Apr 25, 2019
5k. I.am in Ikorodu, Lagos.
Business / Re: Educational Toys For Kids & Business Opportunities by manomam: 7:19pm On Apr 25, 2019
I have no job at the moment. I would like to market your products to schools and parents in my area. how can you help me.
Business / Re: Have You Ever Heard Of WHALESHARES? by manomam: 7:13pm On Apr 25, 2019
08174856443
Business / Airtel Modem. by manomam: 6:53pm On Apr 25, 2019
I am broke. I have an airtel modem. rearely used. if interested, please call me on 08174856443
Business / Airtel Internet Modem. by manomam: 6:45pm On Apr 25, 2019
I am broke. i have an airtel modem for sale. call 08174856443 if you are interested.
Business / Re: I Need A Marketer Who Can Make Online Post by manomam: 6:37pm On Apr 25, 2019
My email is olayemiharry@gmail.com
Politics / Re: Ekweremadu: Frustrate Sales Of Electric Cars In Nigeria To Sell Our Crude Oil by manomam: 9:49am On Apr 19, 2019
Until we have a stable power supply, Nigeria cannot use the electric cars.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye's Town Hall Project In Kotonkarfi (Photo) by manomam: 9:14am On Apr 06, 2019
what is a town hall for? who are the beneficiary? what is the hope of a common man in Kogi. Dino should have used the constituency money for something that will benefit the unemployed youth in the state and not a hall where politics are discussed. To me it is nonsense.

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Crime / Re: Gombe State Councilor, Ishiyaku Garba Bags Three Months Jail-term For Vote-buyin by manomam: 7:18am On Mar 29, 2019
The convicted man must be an ipob.
My dear ghanians,
Its church, not "chech"
Pastor, not "pastar".
Doctor, not Dactar
My fellow Nigerians,
Its bath, not "baff".
Our currency is called Naira, not "narrah"!
My dear Edo people,
Its argument, not "ajument"
(4 wetin na?)
My dear yorubas,
Its Air, not "hair"
Eight, not "hate"
Its Van Persie, not "Fan Persin".
My dear Ibadan peeps woh!
hmmmmm...
Its not "sun tissu" its
sean tizzle!
Its not "siro" but zero!
My dear Hausa people,
Its fifty, not "pipty".
Its people, not "fiffle".
Its five, not "pipe".
Glo, not "gilo"!
Seriously it is "Tuface weds Annie Macauley", stop saying "Toothpaste weds Animal calling"
My Egun people woh!
Its actually MTN and not NTM!!
My dear Calabar peeps!
Kindly note its love and not "rurf"!!
My Benue people,
its not Lick Loss, its Rick Ross
Lest I forget my close Igbo people!
There is nothing like "thaaasand" woh! There is thousand!
It is Bedsheet and not Baysheet
And its thirty, not "thartie"!
Our Lord's prayer is actually "Our Father, who at in Heaven, Hallowed be your name...", and not "Our Father, look at eleven, adaobi thy name..."
Please respect your marital age and take note!
Thanks......

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Crime / Re: 3 Persons Shot Dead By Cultists In Uncompleted Building In Rivers. Graphic Photo by manomam: 11:19am On Mar 28, 2019
Ipob at it again.

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Bags One Year Jail Term For Posing As US Based Widower by manomam: 7:47pm On Mar 20, 2019
One year in prison is not enough to deter others.
Health / Re: Lagos State Government Marks World Glaucoma Day (Photos) by manomam: 9:33pm On Mar 15, 2019
Jakande was sentenced to jail just like his boss, Awolowo. But Jakande was crying in the court not because of himself but for Awolowo. When Awolowo saw him, approached him and asked him "why crying for only me..." Jakande replied "I don't mind going to jail and even adding your terms to mine, why South.West, why is it that the only Premier in Nigeria that will be jailed is the Premier of my Region?". Awolowo replied "Dry your tears, God sometimes keep his own away when danger is approaching....
"
And that was what happened! The reason why Nigeria didn't break in 1967 was Obafemi Awolowo. Gowon said "I needed him badly more than I needed the Nigerian Army".....Why? Two reasons;
1. The original rallying point of the Yoruba was Awolowo. If Yoruba supported the break up, no Jupiter can stop it. Therefore, to keep Nigeria one, Awolowo must endorse it!!!!
2. The wisdom of Awolowo was unequalled, unparalleled and unrivalled. His wisdom must not be on the side of the rebel, Nigeria would not survive without it.
No wonder the two Warriors Gowon and Ojukwu said and I quote; "I am the luckiest ruler of Nigeria because the best Nigeria asset in person of Chief Awolowo was my Vice Chairman and Finance Commissioner..."- Gowon. "Chief Awolowo is the best President of Nigeria that never was..."- Ojukwu.
Need I say more? Murtala Mohammed had ensured in his Transition Programme that Shehu Shagari would not contest but after his death, OBJ relaxed the rules.....Shagari was allowed to contest and won but in 1984, Buhari stopped Shagari again, describing his election as "shamelessly rigged".......
NCNC was the popular Party in Lagos. They always won Lagos. And Awolowo's Action Group would have lost in 1954 if not for Madam Abibatu Mogaji the mother of JAGABAN who mobilized the Lagos women for AG!
THE SECRET OF AWOLOWO....
Awolowo deliberately spent a lot of money in establishing exclusive investments for the Western Region where he thought the SW Progressive Politics would be financed. He said "SW need stable source of fund to fight politically because a poor people cannot fight the Central Government...". No one knew this secret until his Deputy had issues with Awolowo and leaked the secret to the opponent. He told them "fight Awolowo from now till forever, if you didn't destroy the Western Nigerian Investments, SW will always be buoyant financially and they will fight you and win you...." Wow!!!!! That was the end!!!
From that time, to cut the story short, SW was targeted! AWO was accused of fraud. Investments converted to Full state investment and later Odu'a Investment. And later, during the military regime, there was a time when all SW governors were non Yorubas, Odu'a investment was crushed. Cold dead! But LAGOS of Tinubu reinvested the progressive interest in a more sophisticated way. MAY THE SECRET OF LAGOS NOT BE LEAKED THE WAY ENEMIES LEAKED THE SECRET OF SW!!! The Story of Progressive Politics in Nigeria since 1954 had its Genesis from Awolowo's Palm Tree which, After processing, have its revelation from Tinubu's Broom!!!
No more No less!
We must never forget the families of Obafemi Awolowo, Lateef Jakande, Bisi Onabanjo, Bola Ige, Adekunle Ajasin, Ambrose Ali, Adebayo, JS Olawoyin, Anthony Enahoro, Abraham Adesanya, S.O Gbadamosi, Bode Thomas.....These are first generation of progressive politicians who played progressive politics for life!!!
UP AWO!!!!
Simple but Notable. When Awolowo arrived Lagos from Calabar Prison, after meeting with Gowon, it was Murtala Mohammed who voluntarily drove Awolowo home, in his personal car. Murtala described the gesture(driving Awolowo) as a privilege!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Woman Too Ugly To Be Raped: Court In Italy Dismisses Rape Case by manomam: 11:50am On Mar 14, 2019
The woman must be OBJ....yeeee who slap me?

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