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RomanceRe: Australia ‘most Sexually Active Woman’ Hospitalised After Sex With 583 Men A Day by Manspeaks(m): 1:51pm On May 25, 2025
Islie:
Australia’s ‘most sexually active woman’ hospitalised after sleeping with 583 men in a day



https://tribuneonlineng.com/australias-most-sexually-active-woman-hospitalised-after-sleeping-with-583-men-in-a-day/
This can't be true, not possible to sleep with 583 men in a day.

Let's do the math here:

We have 1,440 minutes (60 x 24) in a day

Assuming 583 men last an average of 3mins per round per person, we will have 1,749 mins in total.

1,749 minutes is more than the total minutes in a day.

Therefore the news is an exaggerated fiction. Please ignore.
EducationRe: 10 Best Courses To Study In Nigeria For Quick Employment by Manspeaks(m): 1:37pm On May 13, 2025
OGwales:
Education 🤣🤣🤣 I laugh

No serious man should go into teaching in Nigeria, the school owners will use and finish your destiny for peanut, especially, teaching in a primary or secondary school.

Just kiss your destiny goodbye and embrace poverty 🥱

I will rather be an Uber driver than wasting my time in the classroom teaching mannerless children 🤣🤣🤣
Actually, having a major in Education does not necessarily mean teaching. Rather you can be an administrator or policy expert in education. In fact, you can be so many things other than teaching. You can be a proficient teacher without Education degree.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Sin That Takes A Sinner To Hell Or Not Believing In Jesus? by Manspeaks(m): 1:00pm On Mar 02, 2025
cutecommend:
It is very important I help you this morning so that you won't be living in false confidence while moving on the wrong path.

The truth is that if anyone dies now with any sin, they are going straight to hell; whether they are sinners or believers. But if you accept Jesus Christ and repent before dying or before rapture, you will make heaven. Someone's last state before they die or before rapture, determines their going to heaven. And going to heaven requires no sin in you at your last state on earth.

It is only Jesus Christ that takes one to heaven. If you are morally upright without sin and yet do not accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and personal Saviour, you cannot make heaven. And if you are a Christian and you do not ask for pardon on any known or unknown sin before you die or before rapture, you cannot make heaven.

The purpose of God implanting sanctification and holiness in people is to make them live lives without sin.

While there is heaven for Christians who will die in the great tribulation for refusing to comply with the anti-christ: this is after rapture, I tell you this truth: SIN TAKES A MAN TO HELL.

It is a beautiful Sunday. Please pray quickly, accept Jesus today and repent from all sins. Also attend a Bible-believing church.
If you don't believe in Jesus Christ you will go to hell fire. The question then becomes: What believing in Jesus means to you?
When you believe in Jesus you will not; you will avoid anything that will lead you to sin. And when you sometimes fall into temptation, you'll need Jesus to save you from your sins. So, yes, not believing in Jesus Christ is the only sin that will take you to hell.
FoodRe: Cost Of Living Is Still Relatively Cheap In The North, See #200 Food by Manspeaks(m): 5:29pm On Jun 13, 2024
Godwins4:
See 200 naira fried potato I bought today for my afternoon food, can you get this for the same amount in your area?
This is completely false. There's nowhere in the North that you can get these pieces of fried potatoes N200.
Stop lying on the internet.
TV/MoviesRe: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by Manspeaks(m): 1:49am On May 14, 2022
'This is Federal Agent [▪︎▪︎] drop your weapon now!' grin
PropertiesRe: Is It Right For My Landlord To Break Into My Room And Throw Out My Belongings? by Manspeaks(m): 12:31pm On Jan 15, 2022
Dialpad:
BTW, why are you doing security job... young man, get out of that BS job... learn an online skill... every time you get paid that salary, convert it to US dollars, you will realize how worthless it is.
What type of advice you guys always give online!?
If it's so easy learning, please teach him one.
CareerRe: Baba-Aji Mamman Refunds N11 Million Unearned Father's Salaries To Yobe State by Manspeaks(m): 12:19pm On Jan 15, 2022
Treepower2000:
The man was sick, needed treatment which may not be available from the government, needed to train his children and shelter so he borrowed the money from the government and invested on his children, so in a way he was right to ask his children to repay the loan which he might not have been given if he had requested for it through the proper channel.
Another angle. Perhaps possibly could or could not be the case. However, such amount is a huge one for his children to offset.
CareerRe: Baba-Aji Mamman Refunds N11 Million Unearned Father's Salaries To Yobe State by Manspeaks(m): 7:08pm On Jan 14, 2022
One thing I have noticed in the comments section is that, there's a praise for the deceased for the act, and while others deride him. In all of this, though, there's one salient question: WHY WAS THE DECEASED NOT MAKING THE REFUNDS WHEN HE WAS ALIVE RECEIVING THE SALARIES?

I don't think he should have waited until death before the refunds especially that the burdens will now fall on his hapless family. There could be a real message if he had already set aside the refunds before his death.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Beware Of This So Called Company, They Are Kidnappers by Manspeaks(m): 8:15pm On Jun 04, 2021
After reading through the comments, I observed these:
1. Nobody has suggested to the OP to inform the police.
2. Nobody has asked the OP if he had ever applied for a Business Development position.
3. @Jmama22, did you ask yourself if you had ever applied for such position?
4. How come you were unable to report to the police or inform the school who shares fence the supposed recruiting agent?

God will always save us, but we need to do first thing first.
I can't understand why someone would rush to a venue in the name of job interview without first understand the company or check if s/he actually applied for the position.

Thank you.
RomanceRe: He Gives Me Anything I Want, Calls Me Frequently But Has Never Asked Me Out by Manspeaks(m): 10:50pm On Mar 13, 2020
prepresh:
There is this guy that is very close to me, he calls me often, but has never asked me out.

I don't know his house, he doesn't know mine, he has never taken me out on a date but does more than enough for me.

What should I do? Because other suitors are coming and I like him.
Ask him if he has a girlfriend. The conversation can begin from there.

Never ask him out.
EducationRe: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by Manspeaks(m): 4:08pm On Nov 03, 2019
gimmehear:
10 grammatical jargon often used by Nigerians.



In Nigeria, people use a lot of grammatical jargon daily and most this jargon are/were/is believed to be correct when view in the English man’s way, but interestingly, most of this jargon often have no sensible meaning when searched for in the dictionary.

Below are some compiled words.

(1)Installmentally:

This “word” is a favourite of many Nigerians, but, sadly, it simply does not exist. You won’t find it any reputable dictionary. The correct thing to say when “installmentally” comes to your mind is in instalments or by instalments.

(2)Plumpy:

Nigerians use “plumpy” when they want to say that someone is chubby or slightly fat. The correct expression is plump.

(3)Disvirgin:



This particular “word” is used ~severally~ on a daily basis, especially by Nigerian men when they intend saying that a woman has lost her virginity to a guy. The correct word to use, however, is deflower, because “disvirgin” is not a word depicting that meaning.



(4)Crosscarpeting or cross-carpeting



This is a favourite of Nigerian politicians and political analysts alike. They use it when they want to say that a politician has dumped his political party for another party, usually a rival party. The right terms to use when describing this scenario are party switching, defection and crossing the floor and not “cross-carpeting” or “crosscarpeting.”
Go-slow: The word go-slow exists, but not in the way Nigerians use it.

(5)A “go-slow,”

in the peculiarly Nigerian context, is a situation in which road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues. However, go-slow in the English language actually means an industrial tactic used by employees whereby they intentionally reduce activity, productivity and efficiency in order to press home some demands. When this happens, you say that work in the office, factory or organization is at a go- slow. The correct terms to use when road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues are traffic jam, traffic congestion, gridlock, and (less technically) hold-up, not “go- slow.”



(6)Cunny

“Cunny” is not found in authoritative dictionaries, but it can be found in some slang dictionaries. Over there, it is a slang used to refer to a woman’s v**ina. The correct term to use is cunning (which is used to describe someone that is being deceitful or crafty) and not “cunny.”

(7)Opportuned

There is nothing like “opportuned” anywhere in the English language, but that has not stopped its blatant use by all and sundry in Nigeria, including journalists and writers. The correct word is opportune. The word opportune is an adjective; therefore it has no past tense. An adjective has no past tense. However, some verbs can function as adjectives or adverbs in a sentence. These verbs are called participles and they do have past tenses. They are not pure adjectives. Examples of participles are fattened, amused, disgusted, mystified, overwhelmed, upset and bored. Be that as it may, opportune is a pure adjective and not a participle, therefore it has no past tense. Opportune means appropriate or well- timed.



(coolAlright

“Alright” is a misspelling of the term all right. All right is used when you want to say that something is adequate, acceptable, agreeable or suitable. To hardcore English language linguists, “alright” is not a word. However, its usage is gaining traction and it’s increasingly becoming acceptable. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary – which is considered the gold standard among American English speakers – has recently drawn a lot of criticisms for its permissiveness when it began indexing some otherwise colloquial and street language terms, including “alright.” Most linguists disagree with the gradual acceptance of “alright” as a word by the public and even the media, while those in the minority are “alright” with it.



(9)Wake-keeping

“Wake-keeping” exists only in the imagination of a few English speakers. As a matter of fact, there is no such thing as “wake-keeping.” The correct word is wake and not even “wake-keep.” Both “wake-keeping” and “wake-keep” are ungrammatical.



(10)Screentouch: This bad grammatical expression gained currency in Nigeria and neighbouring West African countries with the influx of made-in-China stylus pen touchscreen not- so-smart phones in the mid 2000s. It was a novelty then; many in Nigeria had not seen it – or even thought such advanced technology was possible – before. So, they looked for a name to call it and “screentouch” came to mind, after all you just touch the screen and it starts working. In case you’ve still not figured it out yet, the correct thing to say is touchscreen and not “screentouch.

So there you have it, 10 English language “words” Nigerians love to use that are not found in the dictionary. Feel free to add yours;
https://www.gbetutv.com/10-grammatical-jargon-often-used-by-nigerians/

Lalasticlala

You have equally committed the blunder you accused us...there's no such word as "severally", you have 'several times'.
Thank you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lille Vs Chelsea : UCL (1 - 2) On 2nd October 2019 by Manspeaks(m): 8:24pm On Oct 02, 2019
Please any livestream to this match?
Car TalkRe: 4 Common Problems Honda Users In Nigeria Complain About by Manspeaks(m): 9:55pm On Aug 20, 2019
Justbeingreal:
embarassed

Una go just de make me fear Honda. And they got one of the best interior designs but the complains here and there is scary..
Please, don't listen to the complaints here if you want to buy a car; just buy the one you can afford.
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump On Fire For Likening Black People To Rodents by Manspeaks(m): 11:53am On Jul 28, 2019
tsdarkside:
dont let whites impress you that much....they are sinister....!!

eve was impressed too,in garden of eden and look where are we today....!!

everything fvcked up....!!
This could be my point, you know. Don't be received by those whites shouting racism, they are using blacks to settle political scores. We shouldn't always wear the cloak of victimhood
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump On Fire For Likening Black People To Rodents by Manspeaks(m): 11:03pm On Jul 27, 2019
tsdarkside:
no no....i dont accept that....considering the atrocities of whites in the past and present,i dont consider them to be morale barometer....
If you doubt just check what he said about Macron yesterday, he said Macron was being foolish to impose tax on US tech company in France. Just imagine he was referring to a black president.
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump On Fire For Likening Black People To Rodents by Manspeaks(m): 10:34pm On Jul 27, 2019
tsdarkside:
i dont believe trump is that stvpid to insult afro americans that voted him too....

anyways....dont accept any insults from any white against your kind....
its dangerous,to give people the impression they can do anyhow with you and get away with it....
The problem I have with black generally is that they are being conditioned to believe that they are ferral beings, unequal with white people. Therefore, any criticism is seen as racist. This shouldn't be the case.
Those white labelling their fellow white racist in front of TV are merely massaging the ego of a black man. They are worst behind closed doors.
If you follow US politics, you will understand this pattern very well. Trump attacks everybody who attacks him; if he attacks white people the media will keep quiet, but when he attacks a black with same words, the left wing media will go overboard.
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump On Fire For Likening Black People To Rodents by Manspeaks(m): 10:17pm On Jul 27, 2019
Newnas:
A twitter video with over 8.5k retweets (and increasing) has accused US president Donald Trump of repeatedly likening black and brown people to rodents and pests.

Donald Trump described Baltimore district, a place dominated by blacks and controlled by Cummings (a black man), as "infested".

The reporter mentioned several other times that Donald Trump called black dominated regions "infested". One of such is when he called Africa "Ebola Infested".

Another example is in 2017 when Trump described John Lewis' (a congressman) district "infested".

Watch the video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LPZCX3d9tY

The reporter continued, saying:

" Donald Trump has tweeted more than twenty three thousand times. He's insulted thousands of people. Many different types of people. But when he tweets about infestation, it's about black and brown people"

Many Americans, white and black, stated that they are fedup of Donald Trump. In fact many of them are clamouring for the #PuertoRicoStyle of protest and revolution against Trump's government.

Below are screenshots from the tweet.
Stop propagating left wing media narratives. Trump was echoeing the voice of residents in one district in Baltimore where Rep. Elijah Cummings comes from. The whole thing is that across five schools in Baltimore they couldn't find any black student that is proficient in basic phonics and math, and that schools were taken over and infested by rodents. Trump is saying Mr Cummings is corrupt, he should go and do something about his infested district.

Remember that there's raging battle between democrats and republicans in the USA about immigration, and Elijah (ranking member, D) together with other committee members went to their southern border to check things for themselves. Trump has accused him of "brutal bullying" of border agents.

He did not call black people "rodent" or "infested" , at least this time.
EducationRe: Bride In Wedding Gown Writes UNILAG Masters Entrance Exam by Manspeaks(m): 1:17pm On Jul 21, 2019
GrabHisBalls:
She lacks wisdom. Why fix your wedding on the same day your masters exam is to take place? I am sure she didn't read for the exam and will go there looking for who to copy from.
You could think or consider that her wedding date was probably fixed before the exam date. And I suspect that is the case here.
PhonesRe: Data Plans For Different Network Providers by Manspeaks(m): 6:14pm On Jul 03, 2019
AmadorSays:
Haven seen all these, which would you say is the best considering how much of a data user your are and how economical it could be to you?
Some of the information maybe outdated. Example is MTN NGN3500 for 5gb; this has changed to 6.5gb now.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Seeker Loses Job Out Of Impatience With Company Staff by Manspeaks(m): 8:05pm On Jun 17, 2019
bammy00:
'Hello, I'm Benson from Alpha Consulting.' Is that so hard?
The delay tactics could be part of the interview, you know....testing her emotional intelligence.
EducationRe: The Origin Of "Mammy Market" In Nigerian Army Barracks by Manspeaks(m): 4:51pm On Dec 11, 2018
You guys should stop 'translating' name of food to English. I have been saying this for far too long; kunu is kunu, not 'gruel'. Nobody 'translates' food to English than Nigerians. PATHETIC.
PoliticsRe: Channels TV Accused Of Editing Video Of Interview With Femi Adesina by Manspeaks(m): 7:48pm On Nov 27, 2018
Lyoncrescent:
Just saw the video and truly that part was edited out 5.30 into the video. This is sad and tragic. The Nigerian media is just not professional enough. Shout out to premium times and a few others . Soldiers died and for days no news paper could carry the news. If not for foreign media and premium times . Femi adesina lied on national television and channels tv that has won best station 12 years in a row edited the interview to protect the government in power. Media is supposed to tell it like it is and let the masses make up their mind . This is like a repeat of the military era just that this media of this era are being bought. Tragic.if you want to be absolutely sure of the edit, the display time at the bottom right of the video jumps from 20.45 to 20.47 in a matter of seconds when you get to 5.30 of the video. That's 2 minutes edited out. Maybe it was for advert grin

TVC also known as Tinubus Vision Continental is the worst. Used to watch their journalist hangout program but on one occasion where they clearly refused to criticize tinubu and ambode for lack of transparency in procurement of projects in a topic they were discussing, I just gave up on them. It's Normal to take sides Afterall fox loves Trump and CNN hates Trump but even when Trump withdrew the white house pass of that CNN reporter, fox supported and stood by the CNN reporter. Even fox won't edit like this to protect Trump. It's unethical. Which way Nigeria.
Has anybody noticed how Channels TV has introduced disclaimer to their morning show, Sunrise Daily? It is astonishing!
RomanceRe: Who Else Have Notice This When Their Girlfriend Remove Her Pant (pics) by Manspeaks(m): 7:58pm On Oct 13, 2018
Andyblaze:
My girl remove her pant and I see small small remaining bits of tissue paper around her yansh. What does it mean
It's because she lays tissue paper on the WC whenever she uses public toilets. It prevents toilet infections. It has nothing to do with her being dirty; it has everything to do with protecting herself. DO NOT SIT ON THE WC WHEN NOT IN YOUR HOME!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got This 2 Interview Invites... by Manspeaks(m): 10:07pm On May 18, 2018
aroundnaija:
Thanks bro I remember the second one I applied for Data Collector but I don't remember applying for the first one..

Then again the location of the second invites which is Instant Schools to where I stay na fia sad
It is very likely the interview is a scam especially the first one. What is the connection between Adeniyi Jones in Ikeja and Surulere? Do not go!
RomanceRe: Will You Ask For Your Balance (change) Or Forfeit It. by Manspeaks(m): 12:17am On May 08, 2018
slimany:
After paying for these bean cake, will you ask for your balance (change) or forfeit it.
IT is not bean cake....it is called Akara!! You guys should stop changing everything to English. All over the world no food is 'translated' or 'interpreted'. Go and check Chinese, Italian, French or any menus for that matter. You can only explain the recipe or ingredients to somebody who wants to know, not 'interpreting'. Hope you learn from this.
Thanks
FoodRe: What Is Moi Moi In English? See Funny Replies From Nigeria Entertainners by Manspeaks(m): 10:55pm On Dec 27, 2017
MasViews:
What about akara?
Food names are never translated into any other languages other than the originating name. You can only state the ingredients in English if you like, but names never translated anywhere in the world except in Nigeria. Go to Indian, Italian or Chinese restaurant you would understand my point. Moi moi IS moi moi. Period.
CrimeRe: FRSC Reacts To Woman Beating Video, "The Woman Attacked Officer First' by Manspeaks(m): 8:03am On Dec 09, 2017
aikfrank:
Its impossible for the officer to just start hitting that Woman, am sure she started it with a fight.
There's already a position taken by the FRSC, go back and read again. They have narrated the whole issue and rope it around the women but want investigation conducted.What a country!
PoliticsRe: Can You U Go To War If Our Current President Is Killed Outside This Country by Manspeaks(m): 4:49pm On Oct 27, 2017
Not that we would want to go to war with anybody, but the Northerners would fight the war here by accusing the Soutgerners of killing their demigod.
PoliticsRe: "Telling A Muslim To Do Family Planning, Is Violating His Religion"- Hon Kazaure by Manspeaks(m): 9:49pm On Oct 14, 2017
FlirtyKaren:
Hon. Gudaji Kazaure of Katsina state, a member of Nigeria’s House of Representatives representing Kazaure/Roni/Gwiwa/Yankwashi Constituency, was captured in a video in one of the house’s session, sharing his thoughts on family planning and how it affects Muslims.

According to the Honourable Member of the House, “telling a Muslim to do family planning, is telling him to violate his religion; because there’s no planning in Islam”. The video has generated lots of controversy on social media. Here is it below;

https://www.lailasblog.com/forcing-muslim-family-planning-means-forcing-violate-rule-religion-hon-kazaure/
He's from Jigawa state, not Katsina state
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS ! NNAMDI KANU ARRESTED by Manspeaks(m): 7:41pm On Sep 15, 2017
macjive01:
Just received this hot intel from DSS friend on the Phyton dance team.

Can anyone verify it?
You received Intel from DSS officer, yet you need confirmation from non Intel person.
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore & His Supporters Protest, Call For The Arrest Of Fatodu (Pics) by Manspeaks(m): 7:42pm On Jan 12, 2017
doublewisdom:
Recession is biting hard in the SW. See the "protesters " hungry and hard faces. cheesy grin cheesy
I hope we can refer to these people as 'rented crowd'? This has always been his language to describe people protesting that are not of his 'friends'.

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