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no...I don't lyk ugly women. |
which babe no go free for a whole brown ideye? |
Bia nwa a . onye ka I bu. |
dre11: overstressed words make the earlops picks noise instead of wordswords spoken soft get you beautiful ladies. |
Sallychizzl3: Cinema is where most lovers cuddles in time past, crunching popcorn and smiling contentedly at each other in near darkness but the old lifestyle is becoming extinct.Extinct creatures were believed to be weird. |
temmythe: Update, pls?tnx for following. I'll try doing that tomorrow. The light here is not stable. Trying anything might get me blind. |
Sallychizzl3: To an egocentric fool, everything is an avenue to showcase his stupidity.Stupidity, when showcased makes an idi*ot of a grown man. |
Sallychizzl3: It is very easy to know a man's integrity from his utterances.utterances made by fools are not worth listening to. |
Ptolomeus: Yes, the Bible says not to worship images or idols.not all pastors. |
nwaka80: wats going on here na, u pple shud stick 2 d rules of dis gamegame is supposed to be enjoyed, but I don't know who this slowpokes are who are making a mess out of it...maybe understanding is what they lack. |
Acidosis: uncommon but it happens. I don't think its proper to love someone because they have something you love. What you love about her could fade away.Alright.... UDO |
Acidosis: Really? You mean you always think about "what to get" from the relationship?I'm not in any relationship. Do u imaging yourself loving someone for no reason since you stated that “I love you because... ” is not love... I just don't think it is possible. |
Generalkorex: I like black gals die. I dnt knw why I hate light completn girls most especially those that bleach.chai d rate at wch females bleach dis days no be small tin.my neighbour is now dating his ex nt knowing dat its the same person becos she had bleachedI love lies. |
Acidosis: There is absolutely no relationship between poverty and love.if that's the definition of love, then loves never exist on earth. Only in heaven. |
Missmossy: Now he won't stop talking.talking is sometimes irrelevant. |
sincerely speaking, while I was younger; maybe 12-13. I did that to one of my baby brothers... mama no dey around, no other method seem sensible, I send my lips direct to im nose... It was never yucky. At least some children dey drink am lyk water. well I can only do it to babies, maybe below two and only babies closely related...any other is a no no. |
emmabest2000: FBI please take it easy ooo cheesyWednesday is a boring day, a day I do nothing. |
because they are not sure...OK...they think they will be beaten. |
dre11: annoying language and words make the minds go weary......... let say sometin beautiful to a beautiful soulSoul , spirit and body. how can it be explained? |
In other words , “I COVER MYSELF WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS = I COVER MYSELF WITH THE BLOOD OF MARY... I ve never heard the later in any Catholic church. In conclusion: catholics are soo confused... |
Babe2sure: Unleash your remarkable potential. Let them know your worth. It's my bet, you will make a bankable star.star light isn't that bright. I wonder why we are told to shine lyk it...or am I hallucinating? |
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uchebest2006: @Rapmike...thanks 4 ya comment..I'm right here. do I need to comment in English? I'll prefer pidgin. |
you are cool guy...love da story. |
dre11: ones you care about most are the ones that u feel should understand you....... alas they are the ones that takes u for grantedgranted you are responsible, I'll always love you. |
Xtarxhyne: dictionary is a book where u find meaning 2 wordsWords lyk Phuck and pernis are taboo. |
I knock hand three tyms for Joe office door. My mind begin jump lyk say I see lion. “Please come in.” Joe talk from inside. The sound of im voice wan fall me down. I breath well well before I enta. “good day sir.” I greet Joe. “yea, how can I help you.” Joe no carry face up look me. Im been dey too bizy before I enter. E be lyk say Joe Neva know say na me dey talk. “sir, I'll like to get my SSCE result.” I answer Joe. The mention of SSCE make Joe carry im head up. Im bone face as im look see say na me. “Jaja, so u came back?” im begin dey laff some kyn wicked laff. Fear begin dey catch me well well. Joe been dey enjoy the show, im neva see me fear before. I no know wetin to ansar am. “So what do you need the result for.” Joe ask. “sir, I've just been admitted to study English at LASU” I ansar am. Joe look me kon dey shake head. Maybe im no believe say na English I wan study with all my gra gra for school. Joe open im drawer bring out one file. For the back of the file, na debtors wey dem write with big letters. Hmm, Joe wan check this thing. Wahala dey. “Jaja Ugochukwu, right?” im ask “Yes sir” “2010 graduating set?” “yes sir” Joe no need to ask my name, I be im regular customer before, so my name dey like im school duty. “well young man, you have an outstanding debt of thirty five thousand naira. You will have to come back for your result after settling those bills.” Joe return the file to im drawer after im yarn finish. I open mouth look am. ”but...but.. ” I turn stammerer. “but what?” Joe counter me, and im eye come red. “i'm not owing. I paid all my fees before leaving the school.” water just full my eye, I begin sweat. Joe just look me, clear im throat. “hmm hmm. Well, twenty five thousand naira for SSCE classes, ten thousand for the valedictory service. ” Joe begin look me with wickedness for im eye “But sir, I was neither at the valedictory service nor did I participated in the SSCE lesson.” “well, the rule is that you'll have to pay for them, whether or not you attended any of them” Joe continue wetin im be dey do before I enter. The way im be dey act show me say Joe no ready to a near me. E just be lyk say im dey tell me to get the phuck out of his office and don't return until you have the money. I carry body comot for Joe office.E no consyn am if I die.Even as I been dey fear, I been dey think of how I do slap Joe for im apari. Im dey vex me too much. As me sef humble for there begin surprise me. Me wey reduce Joe power for school after I report am to the principal. Joe don get im power back because Im don turn ordinary principal. Make God help me punish Joe. If na anything, make Joe lyf no sweet. Where man go see thirty five thousand naira for the next twelve days. Na then screening dey end. This devil of a Joe don finish me. As I dey comot for the school gate, person tap me for back. I turn see another enemy. God, why chibuzor go show today? Which kyn bad luck I enta? “mtcheew" I hiss, push am comot for road begin waka go house. I begin dey think of how I go take fyn thirty five thousand naira. All tanx to Joe |
dridowu: u got it wrong, i be dude.I use Glo and Etisalat. the next poster will be below 20. |
DONMAYOR19: wife material are rear they said, difficult to see good/honest husband they never said.said can either b a name or a verb. |
Emmanuelclean:falling gives you no hope. |
mystiqueDZ: Formal?your former girlfriend?I see...see who is talking |

