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FamilyRe: When A Housewife Is Entrusting Valuables With Hubby Friend without his consent! by maputohq: 10:57pm On Jul 16, 2014
no...I don't lyk ugly women.
RomanceRe: Will She Accept My Love Proposal? by maputohq: 10:53pm On Jul 16, 2014
which babe no go free for a whole brown ideye?
RomanceRe: GUYS HOW DO YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO THE OPPOSITE SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE by maputohq: 10:51pm On Jul 16, 2014
Bia nwa a . onye ka I bu.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 10:34pm On Jul 16, 2014
dre11: overstressed words make the earlops picks noise instead of words
words spoken soft get you beautiful ladies.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 8:18pm On Jul 16, 2014
Sallychizzl3: Cinema is where most lovers cuddles in time past, crunching popcorn and smiling contentedly at each other in near darkness but the old lifestyle is becoming extinct.
Extinct creatures were believed to be weird.
LiteratureRe: Which Kyn Lyf? (IN PIDGIN) by maputohq(op): 8:12pm On Jul 16, 2014
temmythe: Update, pls? sad
tnx for following. I'll try doing that tomorrow. The light here is not stable. Trying anything might get me blind.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 5:37pm On Jul 16, 2014
Sallychizzl3: To an egocentric fool, everything is an avenue to showcase his stupidity.
Stupidity, when showcased makes an idi*ot of a grown man.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 5:18pm On Jul 16, 2014
Sallychizzl3: It is very easy to know a man's integrity from his utterances.
utterances made by fools are not worth listening to.
Christianity EtcRe: Rosary No More!! Why I Stopped Praying The Rosary!! by maputohq: 1:10pm On Jul 16, 2014
Ptolomeus: Yes, the Bible says not to worship images or idols.
Books are idols and images also.
When many pastors use of healing oils, purifying drinking water, walk under a blanket ... are also making idolatry and imitating pagan cults.
Tithing, for example, is a crude imitation of the ancient Hebrew worship. The problem is that the Hebrews paid a tithe to all people, Christian pastors if they do ... contradicting the Bible.
But ...
My dear friend and brother frosbel, disappeared from the thread?

My respects.
not all pastors.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 12:56pm On Jul 16, 2014
nwaka80: wats going on here na, u pple shud stick 2 d rules of dis game
game is supposed to be enjoyed, but I don't know who this slowpokes are who are making a mess out of it...maybe understanding is what they lack.
RomanceRe: Can True Love Exist In Poverty ? by maputohq: 11:37am On Jul 16, 2014
Acidosis: uncommon but it happens. I don't think its proper to love someone because they have something you love. What you love about her could fade away.

When you love HER (not something about her); then she becomes a part of you. This kind of love never dies even after death.
Alright.... UDO
RomanceRe: Can True Love Exist In Poverty ? by maputohq: 11:23am On Jul 16, 2014
Acidosis: Really? You mean you always think about "what to get" from the relationship?
I'm not in any relationship. Do u imaging yourself loving someone for no reason since you stated that “I love you because... ” is not love... I just don't think it is possible.
RomanceRe: It Never Occurred To Me That guys Prefered Light Skinned Chicks. by maputohq: 10:29am On Jul 16, 2014
Generalkorex: I like black gals die. I dnt knw why I hate light completn girls most especially those that bleach.chai d rate at wch females bleach dis days no be small tin.my neighbour is now dating his ex nt knowing dat its the same person becos she had bleached
I love lies.
RomanceRe: Can True Love Exist In Poverty ? by maputohq: 10:24am On Jul 16, 2014
Acidosis: There is absolutely no relationship between poverty and love.

Love does not come with "conditions". When you love someone because ..., then it's not Love.


"For God love the world, that he gave ...

When you LOVE, all that goes through your mind should/would be what to give not what to get. Unfortunately, this concept has been bastardized.

What can you give? Time? Commitment? Faithfulness?... All these come before s. €x and gift/money.
if that's the definition of love, then loves never exist on earth. Only in heaven.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 9:46am On Jul 16, 2014
Missmossy: Now he won't stop talking.
talking is sometimes irrelevant.
FamilyRe: Sucking On Babies' Nostrils By Mothers/wives - Hygienic Or Not? by maputohq: 9:34am On Jul 16, 2014
sincerely speaking, while I was younger; maybe 12-13. I did that to one of my baby brothers... mama no dey around, no other method seem sensible, I send my lips direct to im nose...
It was never yucky. At least some children dey drink am lyk water.
well I can only do it to babies, maybe below two and only babies closely related...any other is a no no.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 5:45am On Jul 16, 2014
emmabest2000: FBI please take it easy ooo cheesy
see as u jump Amis and dre11 just to tell us
your second name shocked
* Sweets Wednesday
Wednesday is a boring day, a day I do nothing.
RomanceRe: Ladies Y Wuld U Pretend U Don’t Feel Anythng 4 A Guy You’ve Had A Crush On? by maputohq: 9:16pm On Jul 15, 2014
because they are not sure...OK...they think they will be beaten.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 9:02pm On Jul 15, 2014
dre11: annoying language and words make the minds go weary......... let say sometin beautiful to a beautiful soulgringrin
Soul , spirit and body. how can it be explained?
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Blood = Mary Blood by maputohq: 7:45pm On Jul 15, 2014
In other words , “I COVER MYSELF WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS = I COVER MYSELF WITH THE BLOOD OF MARY... I ve never heard the later in any Catholic church.

In conclusion: catholics are soo confused...
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq:
Babe2sure: Unleash your remarkable potential. Let them know your worth. It's my bet, you will make a bankable star.
star light isn't that bright. I wonder why we are told to shine lyk it...or am I hallucinating?
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Writers-lets Share Our Profile by maputohq:
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Writers-lets Share Our Profile by maputohq: 5:31pm On Jul 15, 2014
uchebest2006: @Rapmike...thanks 4 ya comment.
@Olusharp...i appreciate ur comment.
@Frank "Nwanne mu" i see yu
@T.Dan, da boss...i so much luv ya story,"I FOUND HER" Thanks for ur comment.
@Noble4d..thanks,i love ur motivational post.
@Aipete...thanks for the word,buh pls share ur profile too.I hv glance 2ru ya story"Disgrace".
@Bestindeeworld...u re rily d best.Thanks for ya post.
@D9ty7..The boss,i twale for yu.
@Queenxstar...i luv ur story "FIGHTIN BACK"Thanks.I dunno u re from my 6ta state.{Nwa Abia}.

Wia re Nairaland writers in Romance forum....Kayemjay,Misshorlah,Maputohq,Jaglieski,Solomonic,Onila,Blims,Sirnoel,Mizzochocinco,Mathematician,The rock5555,we re kinda waiting.U guys re many.Please register ya profile,we need to knw you.
.I'm right here. do I need to comment in English? I'll prefer pidgin.
LiteratureRe: Journey To The Sambitsa Short Story By Adrenaline123 by maputohq: 5:24pm On Jul 15, 2014
you are cool guy...love da story.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 5:22pm On Jul 15, 2014
dre11: ones you care about most are the ones that u feel should understand you....... alas they are the ones that takes u for granted
granted you are responsible, I'll always love you.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 3:05pm On Jul 15, 2014
Xtarxhyne: dictionary is a book where u find meaning 2 words
Words lyk Phuck and pernis are taboo.
LiteratureRe: Which Kyn Lyf? (IN PIDGIN) by maputohq(op): 3:01pm On Jul 15, 2014
I knock hand three tyms for Joe office door. My mind begin jump lyk say I see lion.
“Please come in.” Joe talk from inside. The sound of im voice wan fall me down. I breath well well before I enta.
“good day sir.” I greet Joe.
“yea, how can I help you.” Joe no carry face up look me. Im been dey too bizy before I enter. E be lyk say Joe Neva know say na me dey talk.
“sir, I'll like to get my SSCE result.” I answer Joe. The mention of SSCE make Joe carry im head up. Im bone face as im look see say na me.
“Jaja, so u came back?” im begin dey laff some kyn wicked laff. Fear begin dey catch me well well. Joe been dey enjoy the show, im neva see me fear before. I no know wetin to ansar am.
“So what do you need the result for.” Joe ask.
“sir, I've just been admitted to study English at LASU” I ansar am. Joe look me kon dey shake head. Maybe im no believe say na English I wan study with all my gra gra for school.


Joe open im drawer bring out one file. For the back of the file, na debtors wey dem write with big letters. Hmm, Joe wan check this thing. Wahala dey.
“Jaja Ugochukwu, right?” im ask
“Yes sir”
“2010 graduating set?”
“yes sir”
Joe no need to ask my name, I be im regular customer before, so my name dey like im school duty.
“well young man, you have an outstanding debt of thirty five thousand naira. You will have to come back for your result after settling those bills.” Joe return the file to im drawer after im yarn finish.
I open mouth look am. ”but...but.. ” I turn stammerer.
“but what?” Joe counter me, and im eye come red.
“i'm not owing. I paid all my fees before leaving the school.” water just full my eye, I begin sweat. Joe just look me, clear im throat.
“hmm hmm. Well, twenty five thousand naira for SSCE classes, ten thousand for the valedictory service. ” Joe begin look me with wickedness for im eye
“But sir, I was neither at the valedictory service nor did I participated in the SSCE lesson.”
“well, the rule is that you'll have to pay for them, whether or not you attended any of them” Joe continue wetin im be dey do before I enter. The way im be dey act show me say Joe no ready to a near me. E just be lyk say im dey tell me to get the phuck out of his office and don't return until you have the money.


I carry body comot for Joe office.E no consyn am if I die.Even as I been dey fear, I been dey think of how I do slap Joe for im apari. Im dey vex me too much. As me sef humble for there begin surprise me. Me wey reduce Joe power for school after I report am to the principal. Joe don get im power back because Im don turn ordinary principal. Make God help me punish Joe. If na anything, make Joe lyf no sweet. Where man go see thirty five thousand naira for the next twelve days. Na then screening dey end. This devil of a Joe don finish me. As I dey comot for the school gate, person tap me for back. I turn see another enemy. God, why chibuzor go show today? Which kyn bad luck I enta?
“mtcheew" I hiss, push am comot for road begin waka go house. I begin dey think of how I go take fyn thirty five thousand naira. All tanx to Joe
Forum GamesRe: Guess What The Next Poster Will Be by maputohq: 1:40pm On Jul 15, 2014
dridowu: u got it wrong, i be dude.

Next poster use emptyhen.




https://www.nairaland.com/1809174/woman-receives-selfie-dead-grandmother
I use Glo and Etisalat. the next poster will be below 20.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 1:34pm On Jul 15, 2014
DONMAYOR19: wife material are rear they said, difficult to see good/honest husband they never said.
said can either b a name or a verb.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 8:43am On Jul 15, 2014
Emmanuelclean:
. last man stand or last man already fallin .
falling gives you no hope.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 5:54am On Jul 15, 2014
mystiqueDZ: Formal?your former girlfriend?I see...
see who is talking

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